Just call me Twiddler, the Funky Fish. The man with the plan and the magical pants. How magical you ask? Well....need a new bike? "pulls a bike out of his pants." Nuff said.

Hello Funky Pants!

Ummm (backing away slowly), thanks, but I have a bike...

Welcome to the writers forums, Twiddler! Take the grand tour, chat with some of the fine folks here, read some stories, poems, and reviews, and play some word games.

And of course, share your writing, which I see you've already started.

Above all, have fun!


Be seeing you.

I've got a lovely bike already thanks but I wouldn't say no to a Martini.
Ohh thankyou. *slurp* ahhh just right.

Look forward to seeing you around sometime. *hic* oops, pardon me.

Quite the magician, Mr Funky Pants (if indeed that is your real name!) I hope you bring some of your boundless energies to the boards! Enjoy your stay.

WELCOME!

and just to add
FUNKY PANTS RULEZ YO'

Hi there.
I hope you wash that bike before you give it away.
Hope you enjoy your time here with us.
Cheers

Welcome






~Raven.

Ummmm I don't need a bike, I like to walk :D

Welcome to the forum though, hope ya have a good time here.

~Torana

Welcome to the site :)