I just thought this might be fun to do. I'm putting this in the lounge because it's not really a word game, but if the Mods feel it belongs in Word Games anyway, then that's up to them.


Basically, you have to post a picture that beats the one in the previous post in some way. For example, if someone posted a picture of a tree, then the next post could be of something like an axe, since it cuts down trees, and so on.

In order to put an image into your post, please use the insert image function, and you can get pictures from anywhere you like (I would suggest google images). Oh, and try not to make them too big, else it makes everything difficult.

Forum rules apply people, so play nice and keep it clean (I'm looking at you, Torana!:p) and add a line of explanation if you feel it's necessary.

I'll start off:

http://www.fox-obel.com/images/cheese.jpg

Cheeeeeeese!

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/pinkyandbrain.gif

"So, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we always do, Pinky: Take over the cheese!"

http://www.mchenrycountyblog.com/uploaded_images/Keely%20Cat%20mug%20shot-788772.jpg

This rabid cat will sort out those upity mice :p

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/0008xxw4jf4.jpg

Ouch, your cat just got eetingszd.

http://www.boatus.com/cruising/ithaka/images/Cat-Burger-Stand-in-Cartage.jpg

No deal :p

http://www.solarnavigator.net/geography/geography_images/German_Leopard_military_tank_AFV.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a277/flufsesshomaru/rtbh99sbeercavalryiw5.jpg

Hehe. Apologies for the language.

http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/exhibits/railroad/power/tanks.jpg
Now kill that damn hamster

http://www.biografiasyvidas.com/biografia/s/fotos/stalin.jpg

They're no match for the awesome power of Stalin's moustache!

http://www.guineapigcages.com/images/rabbit2.jpg
I beg to differ.

Might I suggest that new film erm attack of the Killer Hamsters

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/0a/Elmer_Fudd_A_Wild_Hare.jpg

"Shhhhhhhh, be vewy vewy quiet; I'm hunting wabbits, heheheheheheh,"

http://www.cgd.ucar.edu/ccr/tomas/data/Ecuador_Jan_2005/medium-Images/167.jpg
Quick hide the bunny.

Wow, that picture is huge.

http://britishsas.8m.com/l2a2-grenade.jpg

Grenades have the charming ability to kill everything :)

http://www.partyinabasket.ca/images/Care%20Bears/CB-lunch-npkns.gif

nothing can beat the cuteness and love of the care bear

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-05/bear-grizzly-hybrid.jpg
Ooops was that a care Bear.

http://www.villageeap.com/employer-resources/images/alcohol-free.jpg

That would cause riots!
http://kalaniosullivan.com/OsanAB/Pics/ProtestCampHumphreys10Jul2005j.jpg

http://www.hunting.net/ftb_journalimages/Daniel%20Hendricks/Claudes%20Bear.jpg
Oooops I think that was another Care Bear....:p

But the bears are fighting back...
http://www.jpfo.org/brasco5.jpg

http://www.writersite.co.uk/Travel/WashingtonDC/Pictures/WhiteHouse1.jpg

Big Brother will "bear" down on you for this blasphemy!

http://www.marvinthemonkey.com/great-white-shark-picture-014.j
Did someone mention Big Brother. "Feeding Time"

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/11/shark191106_468x397.jpg
Get here
http://sharkforum.org/archives/wr%203
Got yeah

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_11_1_2004_23_47_35/Dory1.jpg896f361e-9aae-4cfd-8f76-7c803fe3ece5Large.jpg

they are no match for Dory!

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/f/images/finding-nemo-2.jpg
Apart from the vegiterian Shark that is........:p

http://www.filmfodder.com/movies/dvd/reviews/jaws/images/jaws.jpg

"Die, you son of a-"

http://wwp.mega-tsunami.com/_derived/index.htm_txt_tsunami.gif

I think that's self-explanatory.

http://parks.ci.lubbock.tx.us/Clos%2010%20Pancho%20closer.jpg

Super Pancho = Victory!

http://www.tightrope.cc/catalog/images/razor.jpg

A quick shave will solve that beard problem...

Shouldn't this be in word games. I always thought the lounge was for discussion not games.

Sory, but while they may be worth a thousand words, I don't count pictures as word games...

And by the way, Banzai:

http://www.bb-gun.co.uk/images/berretta-airsoft-bb-gun.jpg

You don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/LAND_M270_Firing_M30_GMLRS_lg.jpg


I think its safe to say I won this round. :D

Or alternatively not...
http://users.wfu.edu/camprj6/images/fatman.gif

http://www.armageddononline.org/images/impact.gif

Nope I still win this round.

http://rhandley.0catch.com/POTA/images/bomb-1.gif

http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/03/02/01/challenger.jpg

(Just to clarify, this is the final fate of the Challenger space shuttle)

(just to clarify, mine was the Omega bomb from Beneath the Planet of the Apes - crappy image though)

http://www.st-abbs.fsnet.co.uk/3d/images/enterprise.jpg

But then the Enterprise comes and saves them all!

*ahem*
http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200508/tng-142-j25-borg-cube/320x240.jpg

http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/5/55/BattleOfSector001-5.jpg/180px-BattleOfSector001-5.jpg

Sorry guys...
http://www.durantlaw.info/images/design_elements/tardis.jpg

Tardis beats all.

image removed

http://www.gluttonsess.com/blog/Smile_small.jpg

This is (marginally) more disturbing.

Thats disturbing.

yeah, extremely.

http://i0005.photobucket.com/albums/0005/icanhascheezburger/2007/7/5/2/128280999213437500.jpg

http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/atmis0.jpg

http://www.stevefriess.com/gallery/xChina2003/butcher-l.jpg

http://www.ifr.ac.uk/Media/NewsReleases/images/Salmonella.jpg

Salmonella! Your slaughterhouse gets closed down!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/madcow/gfx/titlephoto2.jpg

More effective.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/Fonzie.jpg/180px-Fonzie.jpg
The Fonz can fix that.

http://www.salesoutlook.com/images/photos/typing.jpg

UR SPELIN IT RONG

It's "the Fozz"

http://www.blackfive.net/photos/uncategorized/chuck_will_kick_your_ass.jpg
Need i say more?

http://www.firstfoot.com/News/images/borisyawns.JPG

Boris could take him.

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/t/images/tenacious-d-in-the-pick-of-destiny-2.jpg
Because his voice is ****in' powerful.

http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/q-s/scrubs2-46.jpg

Dr. Cox will sarcasm everything into the ground.

http://www.bloodhoundgangradioshow.com/031.jpg
Nobody escapes Evil Jared's mutton chops.
Not even Banana eating girls.

http://www.scifidesktop.org.uk/WallpaperStore/Actors/David-T/David_Tennant-Dr_Who_002.jpg

The Doctor's sideburns are cooler.

http://www.familyguy.com/images/search/doctor.png
We all know what happens here.

http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/Jack%20sparrow.jpg

What more can I say?

http://www.wbur.org/special/strangemuseums/images/dirt_hillbilly.jpg

I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt.

http://www.sdnhm.org/exhibits/epidemic/justforkids/experiment/images/soap.gif
Soap is Pirates-bane.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/water-slide-5.jpg

Water beats soap any day.

http://www.cottees.com.au/img/products/jellies.jpg

http://www.schylling.com/SUPP-web/WUCT-1.gif

http://www.garyandmegumi.com/blog/archives/dentist.gif

http://www.keywesthockey.com/helmet.jpg

http://www.3dluvr.com/crossbow/logos/crossbow.gif

http://justbicycles.com/images/web/Big%20One%20Unicycle.JPG

You can not hit one who has speed on their side.

http://captain.custard.org/geo_old/pictures/flash3-3.jpg

http://www.mo.gov/mo/mophotos/weather/WE_LightningBolt_Sontag_050406.jpg

BAM! Actual lightning.

http://www.rlss-notts.org/lg.gif

Luckily, the lifeguard is there to bail you out of the pool before the lightning strikes.

http://www.sandradeefans.com/sdcopper2.jpg

We do not want our little lifeguard burnt now do we?

Not gonna help against this...
http://www.wpclipart.com/armed_services/weapons/portable_flamethrower.png

http://www.oc.nps.navy.mil/~stanton/miso/wave1.jpg

http://208.50.7.148/nlcpc/extremesport/extremesport46.jpg

http://www.sullacresta.it/squalo/shark%20(1).jpg

http://www.oceanfishequipment.com/amministrazione/immaginiup/600/ART.113-114-arpioni-volanti.jpg

http://www.smash-repair.com.au/images/rust-repairs.jpg

Rust!

http://byandlarge.net/scuttlebutt/images/200409/galvanizing-paint.jpg

Galvenising Paint :D

how do you post pictures?

http://lennthompson.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/rain_1.jpg

When you post a message there are little buttons. One says "Insert Image"

When you find a picture you want to use right click on it and find properties. It will give a link there. Paste it in the little box and hit enter.

thanks

I'm assuming DivineLemon's picture was rain...

http://www.lms.ca/@images/umbrella.jpg

it was, i did the ninja move of right-clicking.
http://images.instrumentexchange.com/images/photos/a_9419131129464_1.jpg

Can you block RAINING bullets?!
Shoot you then rock out!

I should probably warn you, I used to be a regular member of a guitar forum (being a guitarist and all).

http://www.edromanguitars.com/newsite/guitars/images/wangcaster.jpg

Then I say good day to your guitar, with the aid of a dear friend:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c105/athenawp/HendrixFire.jpg

http://www.christinecolumbus.com/images/products/E031.jpg

Can not hear the rocking if your ear drums are not knocking.

http://www.lancs.ac.uk/ug/eardley/atom_bomb_2.jpg

Whoops, rocked just a little too hard...

http://www.southdowns.org.uk/images/blastoff.jpg

Explosions? No thank you. I am out of this world.

Do we really need another Challenger picture?

http://z.about.com/d/scifi/1/7/3/M/2/starwars79.jpg

My crew is mo' gangsta than you

Do we really need another Challenger picture?

I did not know there was another. Sorry.

I meant that me showing the rocket blowing up would destroy your feeble attempts. But then I opted out of that.

http://www.debunking911.com/deathstar_jpg_w300h265.jpg

http://www.astronomi-kaf.se/images/universe_eng.jpg

Ignore the words. I love this picture it is so nice to look at.

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/4/48/Ewoks.jpg

Ewoks.
Can kill.
Anything.

http://www.periodistadigital.com/imgs/efep/20070327/232927w.jpg

Can't kill Knut, he's so cute!
That rhymed...

http://www.unexco.com/catflea.jpg

http://www.randsinrepose.com/assets/bloo.jpg

They can not kill things that are figments of our imagination.

http://www.watton.org/drugsinfo/graphics/tranquilizers.jpg

http://www.hlfallout.net/images/content/enemies/full/headcrab_full.jpg
Maybe not... but head crabs can

http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/sledgehammer.jpg

http://www.life.uiuc.edu/ib/109/Insect%20rearing/photos/madagascar.jpg

I had one of these lovely creatures as a pet. I do not think a hammer would kill them.

http://www.futurehorizons.net/FLAM_lg.jpg

http://www.actiles.co.uk/assetts/pooloutside.jpg

Water!

Rofl. This is entertaining! Too bad I have no idea how to do it. I'd join in.

http://www.belfastdogtraining.co.uk/assets/images/GlobalWarming.jpg
If it's that hot... water stands not a chance

Bick: just find an image and take the link to it (it should end with .jpg .gif .pgn) and then come here and click on the mountain/sun/yellow background icon when you post and shove the link in there

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/Y/A/8/iceage2006preview.jpg

Ice Age!

http://www.eisg.com.au/heather/flynn/sirflynngianttongue1.jpg

http://www.nolanpeople.com/mediumpics/DogCatcher.jpg

Dog catcher!

I'll do one better:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/236342/0_61_barker_bob.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/img/daily/609/drew_l.jpg

New guy in charge.

http://www.trrill.com/photos/drewcarey_mimi_240x260_052820041523.jpg
eww

http://www.nbc.com/Will_&_Grace_Finale/images/about_cast001.jpg

I miss this show.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/17/friends_wideweb__470x391,0.jpg

Friends dominated them.

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040227/040228friendsLeblanc_vmed_3p.widec.jpg
then he went and killed everything

http://www.prosieben.de/imperia/md/images/spielfilm_und_serie/greys_anatomy/staffel1/allgemein/galerie/01_greys_anatomy_500_375_.jpg

Nothing beats this.

http://www.tvblanket.com/scrubs_season_1_dvd_1.JPG

Accept this show :p

Scrubs = <33

Scrubs For The Win!

http://www.thetvaddict.com/blogpics/heroes_big.jpg

http://marklaflamme.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/frasier_season_one_dvd.jpg

Nope. I take that back. This IS the best show.

Hrm, never heard of that show. Is it new?

Eww Frasier :p I use to hate that show as a kid, though when I grew older, I got some respect for it.

http://worksintheory.com/nullspace/NullSpace%20GDD%20Draft%203_files/image037.jpg

Oh, I'm sorry... it only took like 234345234 episodes to go somewhere... then that weak ass battle?!

Referring to Heroes

Eww Frasier :p I use to hate that show as a kid, though when I grew older, I got some respect for it.

I used to hate it also. I love it SO much now! I watch it almost every night.

http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/pirates_of_the_caribbean_bloom_in_hat.jpg

Moving on to movies. I love my pirates.

http://www.tranism.com/weblog/images/potter_5_poster_01-tm.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PF_NEW%5C08_22_2005_A/PF_981780%7EGood-Will-Hunting-Posters.jpg
A favorite... saw it in summer school -- which absolutely sucks btw -- I had to go because I failed an AP class... eh

http://www.lbhf.gov.uk/directory/links/apps/filming/production_stills/posters/DaVinciCode.jpg

This is not as good as pirates but... what can I say? Dan Brown writes wonderful plots.

http://www.grotto11.com/blog/images/Image.70252.1.jpg

This is my favorite movie. Da Vinci's code was allright, but this movie pwned it.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/findingerp~Finding-Nemo-All-Fish-Posters.jpg

I loved this movies also. For a Disney movie it takes control!

http://www.disneyfriends.net/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/pictures/bambi/Bambi/normal_bambi22.jpg

Best Disney movie ever!

Even if it didn't go by the book.

Best Disney movie ever!

Even if it didn't go by the book.

No way! It is way to sad.

http://soldner.jowood.com/images/weapons/PSG1.jpg
PSG-1

http://www.militarypictures.info/d/188-2/Arjun_tank.jpg

Scary gun to hurt bambi???!

Scary gun to hurt bambi???!

Poor little deer.

http://school.discovery.com/clipart/images/wrench.gif

Hm. I'll just remove this bolt and wala.

http://www.homeorganizershops.com/images/STPB19large.jpg

Tool box eats the tool.

This thing runs that tool box over.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w195/Lexiconashley/monster_truck.jpg

http://www.wpclipart.com/energy/petrol.png

Not without this...

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200406/r22187_54474.jpg

Oil? We'll take that thank you very much :-)

Not if this guy has anything to say about it...
http://www.september11news.com/OsamsBinLaden2Lrg.jpg

http://www.shmater.com/george%20bush%20as%20fred%20flintstone%2049.jpg

In terms of sheer evil, Bush beats him hands down

Can I answer with a video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jxLB6sntSw


...I think I can :p

Haha but they're brilliant friends really... don't let that cheap political satire fool you!

YouTube - Bush Blair Endless Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nupdcGwIG-g&mode=related&search=)

Now, now, they don't go for that kinda thing in the south
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/confederate_flag.jpg

http://www.illinoiscivilwar.org/civil_flag.gif

Pffft the Union kicked the Confederacy's arse

http://www.appliedlanguage.com/flags_of_the_world/large_flag_of_iraq.gif

And Iraq is in the process of doing the same to the Union.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Army.mil-2007-02-14-113227.jpg/800px-Army.mil-2007-02-14-113227.jpg
Oh? but what's that around the corner? Looks like... CIVIL WAR!

Thanks for playing... better luck next time. Trust me, he still has time to start another war... there will be a 'next time'.

http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/bomb.jpg

But everything's gonna get nuked soon, so it doesn't matter :-p

http://www.geocities.com/utherworld/comixpix/bambilla.jpg

You're thinking, "What the hell does that have to do with anything?". And honestly, I cannot answer.

http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/d/dd/EKCPWXHRHBQKRYHCJDGUI7PGHBPIXDAW.jpg

It's the original, come to kick his cartoon version's ass!

http://www.dvdfuture.com/images/upload/gojira.jpg

http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/akira1.jpg


'Nuff said.

http://www.roadskill.org/images_content/15facts.jpg

'Nuff said indeed

You might want to take a lesson there, mate :p

http://myhero.com/ReadingRoom/books/Christopher%20Reeve%20-%20Bio%20by%20Philip%20Abraham.jpg

That was due to a horse, son.

That's what they want you to believe ;)

http://starbulletin.com/2000/07/14/features/artb.jpg

Wolverine could own Superman even when he could walk

http://www.windows.ucar.edu/sun/images/sunspot_horseshoe_magnet_big.jpg

Oh no... he's defeated

http://www.gulker.com/blog/wp-content/2006/10/chris_closed_MRI.jpg

This one is bigger.

http://www.citizenscampaign.org/images/unplug.gif

Ewe is defeeted!

http://www.propane-generators.com/images/main-page/generator.JPG

Generator solves that problem.

http://www.discretesynthesizers.com/nova/photos/dam2.jpg

My generator's bigger than your generator

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2353699/2/istockphoto_2353699_copper_filings.jpg

Have some nice copper filings, Bwahahaha!

http://www.cappspotts.com/general_images/hot-kiln.jpg

Say bye-bye as this handy kiln melts them.

http://webtown.typepad.com/webtown/dynamite_1.jpg
kaBOOOOOM!

Damnit. How am I going to make my pots now??!?!!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/Cats2hope/nanner.jpg

Not sure what my nanner would do against that, but he's so cool he can't get asploded!

http://p7.hostingprod.com/@foodnotebook.com/blog/KitchenAid%20Pro%20Line%20Chefs%20Blender.jpg

http://www.kctools.com.au/images/TOOLS/TOOL%20JPEGS/TOOL%20JPEGS%20INC%20DESCRIPTION/15025%20SLEDGE%20HAMMER.jpg

Pneumatic drills are more destructive :D
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IGS/IGS389/IS807-003.jpg

Metal Gear RAY Marine Prototype version, this thing's water cannon cut a boat in half. (also the only thing I could find with a water drill, those things can cut titanium)

http://wiki.dot-totally.co.uk/images/2/22/Metal_Gear_Ray.jpg

Of course, the Navy did a half-assed job on their mass produced army. I mean hell, all it took was a whiny kid with a rocket launcher and a former president in space age cybernetic armour and a p60 to turn them all to scrap.man, I'm starting to abuse spoiler tags...

P60? Do you mean a FN P90? By the way...

http://solidsnake215.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/po147.jpg

P60? Do you mean a FN P90? By the way...
Ah, yes, that was it. The keyboard was upside down or some other implausible reason why I would mistake a 6 for a 9...


Is that a stinger?

It was a stinger before tripod got all uppity.

Well, I can't see it adamant, but Hugh Laurie beats all, so...
http://9601.org/kissandrun/media/1/thumbnail_20051109-HouseMD.jpg

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/tonya_harding_1995.jpg

Tonya Harding takes away your legs!

Yeah...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40163000/jpg/_40163464_reeve_wife_220ap.jpg
He doesn't think that's funny :p

I'm going to assume that's Christopher Reeves?
http://www.supersimpsons.com/kryptonite.jpg
going with a horse or an anti-stem cell bill would have just been mean

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/p/11738-5.jpg


One plot device deserves another...

Post 500

http://www.albins.co.uk/caskets/lower.jpg
No, THIS is a plot device...

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20070724.gif (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=891)

To protect us from the spirits... and other things:

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/152/1/e/Invention_by_kris_wilson.png

(c) Kris Wilson (http://kris-wilson.deviantart.com/)

Hah! Cyanide and happiness. Genuis :p

But I prefer this one:


http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Matt/just-look-up-schrodingers-cat-on-wikipedia.png (http://www.explosm.net/comics/949/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

Yummy cat :)
http://3dotoday.classicgaming.gamespy.com/page%204/ghsboxf.jpg

is this veering toward death?
perhaps he should take a holiday!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/DeathTakesAHolidayposter.jpg

http://www.deardeath.com/pictures/grim_reaper.jpg

Love can conquer death any day.

http://www.annerpino.com/2003/heart.jpg






Rofl. What kind of world do I live in again?

Heart attack puts a stop to that
http://www.ast-services.co.uk/casualty-care_clip_image004.jpg

Gah. I can't remember the name of that pill. I hang out with people in their 90's and he was talking about, and even showed me this little container full of white pills that he says he will use if he ever has a heart attack. Says they are strong, well imagine that picture here :p because I don't know what its called so I can't find one.

What goes oh-so-well with pills of any kind?

http://www.talktofrank.com/uploadedImages/Drugs/LARGE%20PHOTOS_ALCOHOL.jpg

Which leads to
http://www.kyndmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/0307/alcoholic.jpg
alcoholism!

http://www.homebrewandbeer.com/bitsandpieces/images/germangirl.jpg

BEER GOGGLES FOR THE WIN!! WOO WOO!! PAR-TAY!!

http://www.tukwilafire.org/images/carvspole.jpg
or worse...

oh my god !!
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e312/oaiphong/poster2.jpg

goodbye dolphin with funny name!
http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/Shark%20Jump.JPG

http://www.richsincrediblepyro.com/images/napalm_001.jpg

shark go boom now :p

http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nuclear_explosion.jpg
my explosion is bigger than yours:p

Time for the rescue team, then...
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii225/PHR1QUE/HEIGHTSNO2.jpg
Whatever's LEFT after that. O.o

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42430000/jpg/_42430788_fire_getty416.jpg
rescue still underway

http://bestgamewallpapers.com/files/lineage-2-chronicle-4/dragons-lair.jpg

And just realised it was all in vain!

http://images.elfwood.com/art/e/v/evenor/dead_dragon_complete.jpg.rZd.61838.jpg
.......

http://www.sinekow.org/images/purplemonkey.gif

Nothing beats the Purple Monkey Dishwasher! :p <he exists, he really exists!>

http://www.sewsimplymonkey.com/images/zoey_sitting_in_peach_dress.JPG

Until he's distracted by the opposite sex.

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-04/tiger-fish-congo-river.jpg
Do not pass go.

http://www.domainnamenews.com/images/tooth.jpg

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/candy-corn-1.jpg

http://abs06.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/blog-candy-corn.jpg

http://www.baloria.com/images/ohayocon/100_0493.jpg

meanwhile on the other side of the room...

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/08/dead-rising-xbox-360-clown.jpg

http://world.guns.ru/machine/m60e3_seal.jpg

Goodbye mister Clown.

http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/exhibits/railroad/power/tanks.jpg


I think you're going to need more guns.

http://artforprofits.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/explosion.jpg

Not for long.

http://www.cartercenter.org/resources/images/peace/mainpic_peace.jpg

So much for the planet...

http://www.orionsarm.com/tech/supernova3.jpg

That's a Black Hole pulling off the outer layers of it's neighboring star.

http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/68927/black%20hole_qjpreviewth.jpg

http://www.theistsunited.com/wallpapers/1024x768/wallpaper_creation_universe.jpg


I trump that by creating another universe.

I survive the creation of your new univers by escaping in my trusty Tardis! :D

http://www.eyeofhorus.org.uk/images/photo/10tennant/series-02/13-doomsday-finale/doomsday-tardis-supernova.jpg

http://www.oceansofkansas.com/Gastroliths/plesio02.jpg

Unfortunately, the TARDIS is faulty and strands you deep in the ocean during prehistoric times (I hope you can hold your breath a long time).

No need to hold my breath! As a Time Lord, I can regenerate and I come back in the form of a basilasaurus, one of the earliest whales.

http://www.netheimar.net/natturufraedi/basiosaurus.jpg

http://whatscookingamerica.net/Appetizers/AmericanSushi2.JPG

I follow you back in time and well ........... yum.

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http://cleverocity.com/albums/TheSeriesHasLanded/fu_1ACVO2_352.jpg

Your death has come!

'Nuff said. :D

http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/uploads/photo-12378.gif

http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/erase.gif


HA! I erase Mr. Burns.

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/l/p/image001.gif

Which leaves an Eraser Burn!!!! (yeah, it's a bad joke, I know)

http://forums.gamernode.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=527&d=1197743941

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/thumb/5/54/Iceman442px.jpg/440px-Iceman442px.jpg

--delete--

Wolfie beat me to it! :D

http://www.idl.idaho.gov/bureau/FireMgt/pix2005/crown_fire.jpg

http://www.rhinebeckfd.com/images/flames.jpg

http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/thumb/f/f1/Fire_axe.jpg/400px-Fire_axe.jpg

/fire axed

http://www.skpestelimination.com/termites.gif


Not so useful w/o the handle is it?

http://www.rollanet.org/~conorw/cwome/mobot_giant_ant_sm.jpg

oh noes! fires makes them grows!

http://marriageconfessions.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/godzilla78.jpg

Godzilla has arrived. End game. End discussion. Nothing beats Godzilla... nothing.

http://www.historyvortex.org/GodzillaVsGodzillaPh_004.jpg

thus Godzilla had a nice story to tell his family when he got home that night.

^ Lol!

http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/argento/44/destroyer.jpg

But unforunetly Destroyah murdered Godzilla's son. (he does so in the film Godzilla Vs. Destroyah for all of you who haven't seen it)

Since I can't see this picture, I'm posting a new and random one.
http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/daily/0308/photos/31-ear-200.jpg

http://www.angelicbabyshowergifts.com/baby-gifts/ear-plugs-lg.jpg

http://www.co.st-lawrence.ny.us/Social_Services/sslogo.gif

http://esl.vcc.ca/eslvoc/ESLWEB/Lawyer.gif

Meet the Lawyer

That's a picture of the Ebola virus. Not even lawyers are immune.

http://incontiguousbrick.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/gpw-20050430a-fullsize-ebola-virus-cdc-phil-id-1181.jpg

http://www.mytenda.com/tenda/images/cheerios_lowfat.jpg

They help maintain healthy blood presure.
(Since there's no know cure for Ebola, I thought I might lighten the moment, anyway.)

Baby eats Cheerios! :D

http://www.mydogella.com/cheerios2.jpg

Saw that one comin'.
http://www.wondercliparts.com/kiss/graphics/kiss_graphics_06.gif
Here comes Grandma!

http://www.rosesfuneral.com/nss-folder/caskets/casket1.jpg

Not anymore.

!!! That's really nice, Bick!
http://www.k2-media.org/jubapost/images/06-15-2007-fire.jpg

Tell me. What do you do with witches?


Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...

And what do you burn apart from witches?

More witches!

Wood!

http://www.bemorehealthy.com/CaliforniaDays/CalFires2003/fireman.jpg

Not anymore :p

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41435000/jpg/_41435182_drought416.jpg

No more water :(

Lungfish can survive drought by digging underground until the rains come!

http://sweetwaterfishing.com.au/images/QldLungfish.jpg