Damn so am I. this hallucinating is very catchy...

I am not hallucinating cause I am the hallucination!

But you said hallucinations could hallucinate!

I think I'm going dizzy. :confused:

How do you think I feel? My hallucination is hallucinating, for crying out loud!

I'm starting to get a major headache lol... am I hallucinating???

no I'm not unless you are hulucinating that I am hulucinating!!!

You have made your hallucination a very confused hallucination Banzai

but then that would mean that I'm hallucinating a hallucination, hallucinating within a hallucination. Owwwwww Im so confused and dizzy

I didn't choose to hallucinate this, Torana!

but if you are hullucinating that you are hallucinating a hallucination, hallucinating within a hallucination then that must mean that I really am a hullucination that is hullucinating and Banzai is really going overboard with this whole hullucination of me hullucinating a hullucination

I don't think that makes sense but this hullucination is really dizzy from all the halluciantion talk and wnats to know when the hullucination will be coming to a stop?

falls backwards on floor passes out. dumth

How about now? I'm a little confused and need to rest.

see what happens when you create a hullucination as good as me :D:D:D:D

See, that's why I'm not sure you are a hallucination. I'm not sure I can create something so cool.

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Erm...actually, that sounds crazy enough to be my creation...

told you so lol but what a fine hallucination you have made!!!! :D:D:P:P

but if you are hullucinating that you are hallucinating a hallucination, hallucinating within a hallucination then that must mean that I really am a hullucination that is hullucinating and Banzai is really going overboard with this whole hullucination of me hullucinating a hullucination

I don't think that makes sense but this hullucination is really dizzy from all the halluciantion talk and wnats to know when the hullucination will be coming to a stop?

OOOOOWWWW!

Fine indeed :D

yeah it hurt my head too Kit :D:P

and damn you how'd you get me to say that Banzai!? You evil person you!

Haha, the purpose of this thread has at last been fulfilled :p

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr!

Lol you know you meant it Torana.. you think you're "fine"... does that extend to cover the fact that you think you look "fine" in that pink dress you're wearing??? I think it does.

Well she does. Better than fine, I'd say.

Haha, the purpose of this thread has at last been fulfilled :p

Finally!

Well she does. Better than fine, I'd say.

You suckup! Lol... nah I agree :D

NO IT DOES NOT AND NO I DO NOT!!!!

So there *pokes tongue out at you both and sulks in the corner*

Hehe.

Awwwww... you know we're right!!

I like coffee!

Awwwww... you know we're right!!

Isn't that a song? Oh no, that one is "You know you're right". Definitely not appropriate, that one.

I also like coffee :D

coffee is good good good

I like coffee!

Random...

And Banzai... definately not appropriate.

I also like coffee :D

That does it. I'm throwing you off the team... it breaks my heart to do this but I will not have coffee lovers near me!

Ewwww nasty smelly vile substance...

:eek: Blasphemy, Kit!

its ok Banzai you still go me! :D:D Your nasty little hullucination that you are hullucinating is hullucinating a hullucination!

bahahahahaha mwahahahahahaha rofl

Nope, sorry, it's too late. You've already confessed to being fine :p Can't take it back now.

awwwwwwwwww man that really bites ya know!

I best start loving myself then! rofl

Lol...

Hehe, yup :p

well at least if I love me then it means someone loves me! :(

Awww! We all love you Torana!

*hugs her*

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

You are our Queen, after all.

lol fair enough then.

Oh yeah I am the hullucinated queen that is right! Sorry but my mind ain't that smart ya konw!

Yes it is! I hallucinated you, therefore you have my mind!

That is potentially dangerous!!

Definitely. Two ego-maniacs running around isn't really a good thing...

yeah the poor poor forum hey.

It's ok people just avoid these threads and your insanity...I mean sanity.....whatever will be safe!!!!

But you will get very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very BORED!

Neverrrr!!!!!

Haha Ban told me about this thread... you guys are officially insane ^-^

You just now realized that???

So if Banzai loves Torana, but Torana is a reflection of Banzai's imagination, doesn't that make Banzai a bit narcissistic?

no Banzai is the insane one!

So please some one tell me how do i get some green m&ms

Haha Ban told me about this thread... you guys are officially insane ^-^

roflmao.
welcome to wf mate.
Don't worry about those white jackets you'll get your own soon enough. :)

So please some one tell me how do i get some green m&ms

pssst.... you the one lookign for green m&m's? *looks around* I know where to get hold of them.:cool:

Haha if i know Banzai at all, narcissism is entirely possible (alongside megalomania, inferiority complex, and rank stupidity).
Can I get my jacket custom made? I like a bit of extra length in the sleeves... ;)

don't talk about green m&m's. They are icky and come from DOZ's nose!

Damn! I thought those wasabi peas tasted a bit off!
Kackk!

yaak

O_o Your point being? :p

And why do you think she hates them so much!

Why would you eat wasabi in the first place?? Possibly the worst form of food ever... barring MacDonalds etc of course

...what did I miss?

Green M&Ms! You missed out big time...

I think I missed something! *sits at the pc going DUH!*

U always say that. and Macca's rule

lol.

RoAr.

Macca's ?

McDonald's Blergh!

Haven't had a McDonalds for years... that picture of the deep fried chicken's head keeps putting me off...

we call McDonalds Maccy D's. lol. and i had one the other night, chicken burger with rolo milkshake, yummy.

hmmmmm mmmmmmm nice mmmmmm mmmmmm chicken mmmmmmmm

*rolls eyes*

'Um yes, doctor, yes you? Over here, please?'

ermmmmmmmmmm, ok? lol

Wasabi is great - just make sure it really IS wasabi!

But Mickey Dee's? Blechh. Fast food- fast in, fast out...

HEather you are here finally. *bows down to heather*

I refer to it as "Mickey D's"... dunno why really. Though I haven't eaten there in years either; their food is horrid.

I have never tried McDonalds and doubt I ever will.

Yeah Heather, Torana's been pining for you all day :p

Huh. In Australia it's not too bad. depends on what time you go there. it's better when it's freshly made. oh and last time my BF and I went to macdonalds, thye forgot to put the MEAT in the burgers! hahahhahaa!

lol. yeah so someone will protect me from you lot!!!!

Well in hope she would...

Where is Alice? Is she coming back? Does anyone know?

Lmao do they even use meat?? I was under the impression it was some kind of cardboard impregnated with animal fat...

HEather you are here finally. *bows down to heather* i have missed you also my partner in crime, it was a long night.
I have never tried McDonalds and doubt I ever will. !!!!!!!!!!Yeah Heather, Torana's been pining for you all day i know i know, it is hard being this popular you know :p

Yeah, but you still havn't cleaned under your bed. I'm getting dst in my lungs ya know.

Oh, Torana. Your gnome said to say hi.

Actually, Australian McDonalds is quite good. Possibly because they use beef rather than scrotums...

I doubt they even use scrotums; somehow I just don't think that any part of what they sell comes from anything that's been alive at any point...

Heather you are an angel lol

DOZ you are nasty

and I think they do use cardboard in all fast food honestly

Heather you are an angel stating the obvios, but thank you :p and you are my bag of angel dust that keeps me flying :)

stating the obvios, but thank you :p and you are my bag of angel dust that keeps me flying :)

awwwww :p shucks!

But yeah you are right! We is such a great team! hee hee:)

Pink suites her.

yeaa, we is an amazing and deadly team. anyone tries to egt in our way and BANG, they are reduced to bone dust.

and yea, pink does suit you when you have blonde hair Torana, it looks good :)

No it doesn't!

Heather you are an angel lol

DOZ you are nasty

and I think they do use cardboard in all fast food honestly

Just because I refused to drive over to your house at ten forty five at night while I'm tired just to give you one of my paddlepops? Mneh.

it does. if you don't like it then why is it on your DP? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Wow, Torana baiting is a word game now...

yea, try and think of as many words as possible to call Torana.

Home from work! Yay! Miss me? :P lol

yea, missed you millions. :)

Lol apparantly so... I was online until about 2 hrs ago ish... then the boss called me over and I thought I was about to be shouted at for being on here and it turned out he just wanted me to fix his laptop lol... was soooo relieved.

lol, got yourself out of deep doo doos then :p

Hey Kit :) Did ya have fun?

Lol yeah... I like my job :D For the next 2 weeks it consists of breaking this piece of software in as many ways as possible and then writing a report on how I broke it... then I email it to the programmers who fix the "bug" and then I try and break it again :D

Other than that I spend hours each day laughing at the people who ring technical support (my department). Earlier we had some dude on the phone for an hour and a half complaining our software broke his sound card... turns out he hadn't turned speakers on :D

Haha. I like that.

"Have you tried turning it on?"
"..."
"Glad we could help, sir."

Lol that's quite comical... And that's quite an awesome way of making money, trashing software :-p if I got paid for that, I'd own half the world by now...

I would be so perfect fpr that job. Sign me up Kit lol :P

I'd be too sarcastic...

Lol well I don't have to answer the phones yet, won't do for another three weeks... but we get a particularly comical call like that one the person taking it puts it on loudspeaker :P

Basically, my official title is customer/technical support assistant but for the next two weeks i'll be breaking... erm... I mean bug testing software and then after that i'll be taking the "easy" calls and helping to write them a new database.

Sorry Torana no more jobs...

awwwww but I am so good at breaking them lol I broke mine and it can't be fixed at all :( oops lol

that is wy they have shops where we can buy more though :P:D:)

haha, thats what those shops are for then? :p i always seem to egt viruses on my comp, even to we have virus scans. :|

I had hackers a few times! That wasn't nice at all!!!!

Lol... well the aim of my job is to break the software (program) not the actual machine :P

can i ask, comletely off subject i know but . . . a few weeks ago i was having a looka t all the links on the forum and somewhere there was a search thingy that let you search things like most posters and youngest and oldest and stuff like that and i cannot find it any more. anyone know what i am on about?

lol oh well

I'm off so have fun bye everyone! :P

cyaa later sunshineee xxxxx

and for my last question, it doesn't matter no longer, i hvae found it :)

Lol okies... sorry I dissapeared for a while on ya there.

thats not a problem, i found it anyways :) for all those who were wondering, it is under "cool stuff", the link at the top of the page

sorry heather I should have known that hey....glad you managed to find it though.

lol, it's orytee :)

Hmmm where did all the Torana baiting go? *sniffle* *sob*

Torana....erm.....Torana ...uhm......
Torana has writers block because her mnd is too full of uhmmmm Torana smells like.....ermm.....
Torana wears uhhhhhhhhh......
shut up

GOOD MORNING TORANA! Have a lovely PINK day! :D

Oh Cogito that is just plain nasty, evil and all round mean!!!! I hate pink!!!!!!!!!!!

but it was rather funny as well

<grin> I had an evil moment - what can I say?

Good mornin'

Yes so you did lol it was an extemely evil moment at that! :D:D

and hello to you too :)

Hey, did you enjoy your paddlepops???!!! O_O

*Prods Torana*

what's wrong with pink?! i like pink, it's pretty :p i think the pink has gone to my head tbh, but i don't mind. pink is good :)

Is it addictive?

I used to hate pink. Until my twentyfirst. For some reason, since then, I like pink. It's annoying. I hate pink.

hmmm... maybe Torana is eating my paddle pops that I gave to her.

I so totally forgot about them lastnight hey lol talk about bad memory!

Oh new avatar about to show up in the next few minutes hahahahahaha I am staying with the whole pink theme though. Even though I hate it lol

Pink is alright in socks, then?

Well of course it is cause like I have pink shoes, 2 pairs of pink sneakers and pink high heels.....hmmm I can't believe I just confessed to that. I have a lot of pink stuff actually......I'm so ashamed!!! lol :D

And a pink dress :p

don't talk about that pink dress or I will be forced to attack you with this BLACK WHIP that is in my hand!!! mmwahahahahahahaha

Now see, that whip looks strangely pink in this light...

Well come closer Banzai and I will prove to you that it is BLACK!!!!

I should get a pink shirt - I've considered it.

Interesting! (I have one)

Just don't tell anyone ok!!!!

eeer.... hate to break teh news to you Torana, but the secret was out when you posted. Sorry. Oh, how was ur icecream???

Oh yeah it was nummy lol

And no it isn't out cause I say it isn't so there.........:P

Hehehe. Who died and made you boss of the villiage? :p heh, just you wait, I'm going to think up something really annoying... just you wait.. when you last expect it... BAM! your done for!

I made me boss so there ya have it folks.....
Me boss lady of village! Bow down to me!! Or I shall have your heads!
mwahahahaha or I wil whip ya with my black whip!!! lol

You don't want my head. It would look funny on you.

Hmmm. Mistress Torana. Yeah, I can picture it ;)

Good thing I'm the rebel leader.
Now I need rebels to lead

Yes Cogito that is very very true!

And meh at you DOZ....:P

Rebels are difficult to lead. That's why they are rebels.

Torana....erm.....Torana ...uhm......
Torana has writers block because her mnd is too full of uhmmmm Torana smells like.....ermm.....
Torana wears uhhhhhhhhh......
shut up

Tehe that's funny :P

Oh Cogito that is just plain nasty, evil and all round mean!!!! I hate pink!!!!!!!!!!!

He was only wishing you a good morning and a lovely PINK day :P

I made me boss so there ya have it folks.....
Me boss lady of village! Bow down to me!! Or I shall have your heads!
mwahahahaha or I wil whip ya with my black whip!!! lol

Ohhh Mistress Torana you're so dominating lol...

U don't know the half of it!

So we've seen the socks - I guess the high leather boots with stiletto heels are next?

So I take it you've been to her house then! ahahahahahahahaa!

Hey Torana, didn't your old cabbage patch doll have a pink dress????

i hate pink and yes I am dominating and love it and don't worry the boots and so forth will grace the forums eventually lol

O_o.........
No.
please....
not the boootssssss.....!

at least they ain't pink lol

Lol hmm... Mistress Torana in pink leather outfit with matching whip...

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Don't be so nasty Kit!

Awwwww i'm sorry... I might let you have the black whip... for a while :P

Excuse me while I vomit

It is my black whip Kit and hell will take over the universe and dominate man kind forever beforeI wear a pink leather outfit!!!!!!!

but what outfit were you prancing around in last night, Torana??? O_O

excuse you?

:p hehehehe. no wait, that's right, you were cleanign your room but you pushed it under your bed as I walked in!

rofl why not and with all this talk of my shoes I thought I'd share a piccy of one pair off my shoes!

Aren't they to die for? No one will ever own a pair off shoes like mine mwahahahahahahaha

(I like to be different!)

lol. Love the new av.... u so gotta show me how to put an av on.

Come round this week and I will help ya out with it all hey and we will finds ya an awesome one too :P

But wait... are those pink shoes in your avatar?

I do believe they are, Kit. And I'm getting a little worried now, since Mistress Torana has already said she's going to torture me...

and me, don't forget that i'm helping Banzai *evil grin*

Lmao... you're all scary!

How the hell d'ya think I feel, Kit?

Poor Banzai and Heather -shields you both-

Yeah they is pink Kit, but there is gree as well.....I will have a more befitting avatar up in the next day or 2.

Banzai you are doomed boy doomed I tell you!!!!! mwahahahahahahaha

Heather I shall be nice if you help me!! :D

Bick yo ur shields are useless against me I am afraid!!! hehehehehehe

But but -sobs- I can't lose Banzai and Heather! They are much too lovely. Maybe I can bake you a cake instead? Pwetty please!

Coffee?

Okay :D But it will have to be digitalized!

awwwww man! Well I guess that will have to do then :D:D I like coffee!!!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/Cats2hope/toronathing.gif

I'm a woman of my word. :p It's even hot as we speak. Enjoy =o

oh that was a wonderful coffee Bick thankyou so very kindly......I really do feel like a real coffee though! I will telll someone in the house to make me one hehehehehehehehehee

Oh yeah, like they would bow down to you! They would tell ya to get your own! ahahahhahhahhahaahaaa

Even her minions?

Nah - they're whipped. Literally.

hahahahaha DOZ I did get them to make my coffee for me lastnight so there!
But I was nice enough to make them this morning . Only causeif I make them in the mornings they make them at night and bring them in to me hahahahahaha gotta love the service, I am soooooooo spoilt sometimes and I love it! :P:D:)

Nah - they're whipped. Literally.

Wow, a whip-pun. Impressive :p

I'm learning quite a lot about Torana in this thread... lol my entire image of her has changed :p

Well, she is one of the few people crazy enough to talk to me :D

Oi lol I talk to you (on here neways lol) so what does that make me? :eek:I'm not crazy.... :D

And what pray tell do you know about me from this thread then?

You're definately crazy, you prey on poor confused people like Banzai who don't know who to trust, you like whips, you're very dominating, you're a cookie thief... (thats actually from another thread but shhh), you actually do like pink and you are pretty....

:p tehe

You're definately crazy, you prey on poor confused people like Banzai who don't know who to trust, you like whips, you're very dominating, you're a cookie thief... (thats actually from another thread but shhh), you actually do like pink and you are pretty....

:p tehe

Yeah I am a mother of 2 little devils so I have to be crazy, Banzai is a good laugh and confusing people is half the fun, whips hurt but are fun to scare people with, I don't actually lke cookies at all so it would be pointless me stealing them, and me dominating...yeah sure why not and lastly I am not pretty and I really don't like pink but I do own a lot of pink stuff.

So there you have it a little insight into my very disturbed m ind mwahahahahahahaha now is the time PAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCC!

lol

Oooopps.... If now's the time to panic I might have jumped the gun a little... bin doing so since I met you :D

i ust found out that i scared this new member before she had even posted anything. :p oww, i love my life, hahahaa. :D

Oooopps.... If now's the time to panic I might have jumped the gun a little... bin doing so since I met you :D

awwww shucks Kit! Nice to know that I make someone panic hahahahaha

And Heather I know what that is like hey, had a few members tell me that over time lol

Lol.... as far as I know I haven't scared any new members :p

haha, well i posted something meant for Snip Snap, which apparently "intimidated" a new member. oopsie. :p

Well it was me and Hulls Raven actually, back when he was going on about me with a whip lol

hahaa, scary Torana. scaring off the newbies. good job, hahaa :p

Lol! Awwww poor new member... you're supposed to be welcoming and lull them into a false sense of security before striking! *evil laugh*

Erm...

I mean... evil Heather and Torana!

hahaa, i know, i'm ashamed of myself. *slaps wrist*

*goes to the naughty corner* I'm sorry. I will try not to do it again!!!

hahaa, good job and all.

This naughty corner is actually quite dusty!!!

When was the last time the moderators cleaned the forum up?

i aint too sure, propably never, don't worry, i'll have my band of multi-personality cleaners come and clean it up :)

Well I think that it is time the cobwebs were wiped away really!

yea, i agree with ya there. cobwebs mean spiders and spiders mean yucky. :p

Us moderators do a damn fine job... and i'm sure you're imagining all the cobwebs...

*starts choking on the dust*

erm... i take it all back.

well then clean it up. sheesh

I am scared there is a huge spider crawling towards me *runs off screaming*

haha, little girl. it's only a SPIDER!!!! run!!!!!!!

don't worry I'm leggen it Heather!!! I hate spiders lol

good, someone else who does also. they are freaky little things they are, with too many legs and eyes. :(

I know hey. I think that Kit or Night Haunter should kill it!!! :P

Ermm... why me??? Night Haunter is the big strong dude... he can kill it :D

"P Good point. Oh Night Haunter!!!!!!

i never knew Night Haunter was a dude!! whey, you learn something new every day. :p

well that spider is now at large in the forum and I ain't killing it hey

"Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does,
Can he swing from a web, no he can't 'cause he's a pig,
Look out! Here comes the spider pig"

Hehe :p

well seeing as though you are here you can kill the spider for us!

That's barbaric! I'm not gonna kill it! I'll train it, and breed an army of intelligent spider-warriors!

Noooooooooooo that is wrong in so many ways Banzai! I will report you to the moderators and get you thrown out of here if you do that!!!

Why? Don't you like spiders?

no I dispise spiders!!!!!

Awww, okay then. I'm not too fond of them myself. I'll just set it free into the wild.

yeah that sounds much betterer! lol

Can i still have an army of winged monkeys? And spider pigs?

Winged monkeys yes, spider pigs HELL NO!

Why not?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fMl3S-V99GQ&mode=related&search=

Watch that, and tell me it isn't cool!

well my darn pc won't let me view it so fin eyou can have your darn spider pig things too!

awww, you can't see spider pig? You'll just have to see the Simpsons movie, then, won't you?

hahahaha I just saw it and damn that was funny!

Wooo! Spider pig!

lol you little nutter

Yes?

you crack me up Banzai!

Yay! Wait...in a good way?

Lmao.. well you both crack me up :D

Yes...well...comedians crack me up! So there! :p

don't laugh it isn't funny!

Erm...what isn't?

That flying saucer that just smashed through the forum wall!

Oh no! Not more mess for us moderators to clean! It was a hard enough job cleaning out the naughty corner, which by the way we wouldn't have needed if Torana and Heather weren't so naughty...

Hmmm... that gives me an idea. Let us promote Torana to official forum cleaner :D

I thought she was already the janitor...?

sorry I have 4 jobs round here already way too busy for that Kit!!!

Cogito isn't doing anything. Why not have him do it?

Neither are you Banzai!!!!!

Yes I am! I'm...erm...thinking!