stop telling tall tales Banzai.

Oh actually you have to options.
1) do the cleaning
1) give me a back massage :D:P

hehehehehehehe

Ohhh, I'll give you another back massage. Much more pleasant :)

Yeah sounds good to me hahahahaha I have a slave lol you are so sweet Banzai.

Sorry Kit you can use Crazy I van or DOZ to clean up the forum, they won't mind at all!!! hehehehe

Yeah sounds good to me hahahahaha I have a slave lol you are so sweet Banzai.

Sorry Kit you can use Crazy I van or DOZ to clean up the forum, they won't mind at all!!! hehehehe

Oh my god that is so not fair *sobs* why don't I get back massages??

*Runs off into the corner crying about how nobody loves me*

Nah don't worry about your other jobs Torana... cleaning takes priority... the forum can do without the rest :D

nah nah it is alright hey Kit I can't let Lp down with those contests hey and that is such a huge responsibility too plus all those reviews I have to do and coffee I have to drink and I can't let Banzai down, he really wants to give me that massage.
I am sure if you let me off the cleaning then he will give you one too. You only have to ask I don't mind sharing my slave....I mean friend around lol :P

nah nah it is alright hey Kit I can't let Lp down with those contests hey and that is such a huge responsibility too plus all those reviews I have to do and coffee I have to drink and I can't let Banzai down, he really wants to give me that massage.
I am sure if you let me off the cleaning then he will give you one too. You only have to ask I don't mind sharing my slave....I mean friend around lol :P

Hmmm... okies i'll let you off the cleaning I suppose...

*Still feels unloved because some certain person *cough* Banzai *cough* hasn't offered me a massage*

Lol :p

I know it is a bit rude of him to leave his computer before offerring you a massage!!!

Sheesh males these days!

Lol very! :p I'm glad that somebody understands my pain.

Yeah it is nice to know someone cares isn't it?
Cause Banzai doesn't seem to care much!!!!

Nope he doesn't care at all lol :p Wait... when did this become the nobody loves Kit thread?? lol

i know isn't he a nasty person?

What? That's not fair! I go for dinner, and suddenly I'm public enemy number one! Well fine. I'll show you!

*Gives Kit a back massage*

hehehehe we needed to have some fun and you were busy so were the perfect target hahahahha

Those who proclaim a desire to control the world are ALWAYS targets.

What about Cogito? He never gets any of this.

Yes he does!
I think!
Does he?
Oh my I think that you are right!!!! :O

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yes... but Cogito is nice to everybody and he isn't trying to take over the world... or is he?

What? That's not fair! I go for dinner, and suddenly I'm public enemy number one! Well fine. I'll show you!

*Gives Kit a back massage*


Awww thankies... but wait... are you only giving me one to get back in Torana's good graces now???

HEmight be trying to take over the world, but I doubt it really. He is too nice for world domination really.
And as for Banzai that is possible, but he might be scared you'll ban him aswell! :D

Hmmm I suppose... but that means he doesn't care and he's doing it for his own selfish purposes.

We're back to sqare one... this really is the nobody loves Kit thread :(

Awww thankies... but wait... are you only giving me one to get back in Torana's good graces now???

:eek: Well if that's what you think, then perhaps I should do this.


*Gives Kit another back massage*

Yeah... but now you're just doing it so I don't ban you. Torana told me so.

Well Torana is getting jealous now!!! Stop taking all my massages Kit! He stopped giving them to me now and that isn't fair! :(

Pshh! You've had the all afternoon!

Hehe, I'm watching One Foot in the Grave :p

yeah that is true....tis ok I have to go to bed very shortly anyways so I will let you off sweety! :)

You're abandoning me? But who will keep me entertained with embarrassing stories of her exploits?

schhhhhhhhhhh don't tell people cause that is embarressing lol

So you even get BACK MASSAGES over here???

Best forum EVAH!

Indeed. And I give great back massages, don't I girls?

(God, what do I sound like?)

hahahahaha yeah we get back massages and hang on what ever happened to that foot massage Banzai??

He gives wonderful massages actually. I think you should start charging for them really!!!

So you want to pay me? And what does that make me? :p

I didn't say I was going to pay you and ummmmmm maybe we should justlet that one slide lol :P:P:P:P

Indeed. And I give great back massages, don't I girls?

(God, what do I sound like?)

Well... I don't like to comment.. but if you are going to start charging I think its obvious.

Pssst... How much?

For you? Not that much ;)

Yay... maybe I do have friends :D It is no longer the nobody loves Kit thread...

So, when Torana wakes up we can get back to tormenting her.

and he chargesme an arm and a leg sheesh

All part of the torment...

"Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does,
Can he swing from a web, no he can't 'cause he's a pig,
Look out! Here comes the spider pig" you went to see The Simsons movie then :p

Hehe. Actually Torana, I'll accept most major bodyparts :p


And actually, I've just seen too many trailers. Really want to see it though.

owww, its good. hahaa, go and see it, thats an order!! :p

Yes ma'am! *salutes*

good, now keep your back a little straighter and keep your chin up boy, we aren't in the girl scouts here!

Lmfao Heather you have definately been hanging out with Mistress Torana too much :D

I haven't seen the Simpsons movie yet either but I want to when I get chance.

Well the two of them are threatening to torture me.

(Help me Kit!)

Nah.. I quite like this idea of torture :D

O dear. Not you too!

Sorry... as good a friend as you are and everything, the idea of torture is just too appealing.

Unless... we all gang up and torture Torana when she wakes up instead?

We could, but we'd have to get the whip away from her. Otherwise I don't think we'd stand a chance :p

and for that ilttle plan to work, you would ahve to get by ME!!! Good luck suckers. *evil grin*

Ah. Erm.... Would you like a back massage Heather?

no thank you sweetie. now if you'll all just sit in the newly dusted corner like good little kiddies no one has to be harmed. :)

How about a sweetie?

depends, what have you put in it? lol

Sweetness? :)

lol, yea okii then. :D *takes sweetie*

Yay! Everyone likes sweeties!


*eats one*

hahaa. i think it's time for a sweetie party :D

Now that's a good idea! Sweets all round!

and cake, don't forget the cake!! :D

Wooo! I like cake! :D

i can make my own cakes, big chocolate ones covered in even more chocolate. :D

Mmm.... Now that you're feeling sweeter, don't you just wanna join the good side? :D We have ... erm... good sweet food...

And back massages?


(Why am I whoring myself like this?)

Because you like it :D

hahahaa, Banzai you man escort :p and noe my loyalties lie with Torana. :p

Because you like it :D

You don't know the half of it ;)


(Seriously! What is happening to me?)

What do we need to do to change those loyalties?

ermm, sorry but you can't, they are set in stone now. i mean, Torana even has my name on her Aviee. does that say loyal forever or what :p

But it's only there until 11 tomorrow morning...

but what have you done? hmmmmm? :p

You don't know the half of it ;)


(Seriously! What is happening to me?)

You tell us?

Nothing!


(Multiple personality disorder!)

Oh we have that its great fun.. until you fall out :(

You're telling me? This guy is so annoying it makes me feel physically sick.


(:( I'm so mean sometimes)

Awww stop arguing, be friends!

Tutu Image gone :p

My official torona bait :D

(Note; the animation is bad :p But that really isn't the point of this torona bait x) )

Ohhhh I like it :D Very accurate i'm sure :P

Oh yes, sehr accurate :p

Und sehr deutsch :D

Ja! Sehr stimmt!

I don't understand *cries* you're conspiring against me aren't you???

Awww, we wouldn't do that, Kit. You were the one brave enough to start this thread (although I would have, given the chance).

Awww thankyou :D Hehe :D

So erm... what time will Torana be up to see her lovely animated piccie?

I dunno. Her kids might have her up early, but I don't know when early is down under :p

well, tormenting her isnt wut i do, elle est tres belle et une bonne mademoiselle. j'adore elle :D:D:D
and currently there it is 6:28a.m.

Well that's just not right! You shouldn't miss out on the fun, come and torment her with us?

Why speak in French?

i cant torment her, and i spoke in french to c who would go look it up lol

Lol nah I don't need to look it up :D Why not join in? :p

You can adore her and still taunt her. You always hurt the ones you love. ;)

My thoughts exactly lol

We have been doing so :p

Definately :D

well, lemme think of something then, though i dont think i could say anything good

The effort alone is fine...

lol *still thinking* lol

You could prod her. Like this.

*prod*

Don't say something good - wrong thread!
Say something diabolical!

Always nothing but the best advice from you :D

i meant something diabolically good lol
but ill just do this:
*poke*

Holy crap! No one told you to use an ELECTRIC prod! You fiend!

We all have to start somewhere... you'll get the hang of it though. She's easy to torment :D

well, i know for sure i can torment her when i go to c her, though i believe poking will do the trick, ill poke and tickle her to death while im there :D:D:D:D

Ohhh can we have pictures... or videos? :D Just to torture her with some more...

well, slight problem, i wont b going to c her until im 18 sadly :( and im not sure any videos would b shared... lol

Heather sweety you are an angel. You stuck by me awwwww I feel special now.

Banzai and Kit you two are just plain evil through and through. I thought you weremy friend Banzai....*whacks over head with the whip*

And waht cartoon thingy are we talking about I never saw it at all.....Bick where is this cartoon thingy, can I see it now!?

Pyroxx you are evil and mner I am not talking to any of you now more. Oh but I am still talking to Heather cause she is nice to me.......

Other than making you advertise her name for 24 hours ;)

But that is cause I was very very mean to her for telling her off for not liking coffee and at least she is sticking up for me un like everyone else!!!!!

Uh huh. But when the chips are down, you know we all have your back.

And you won't find a knife there either :)

G'night folks.

yeah I know Cogito.
Kind of relieved to know there won't be a knife there by the way :D

Goodnight Cogito enjoy your well earned sleep my friend! :)

but love, they made me say something :(:(:( i promise not to poke u if u talk to me

Ah, you know we love you Torana. Otherwise we wouldn't have devoted this whole thread to your wonderfulness :D

*whacks Banzai over the head* don't talk to me Banzai!!!!! I'm without coffee and not happy and yeah :D:D:D:D lol

I like coffee, did I mention that already?

Hehe. Here you go go.


*Pours her a coffee*

Awww thanks for the coffee Banzai.

coffee freaks :p

mwa you love too heather lol

Hehe. Respond to negativity with love! Hug a terrorist!

Just don't try hugging one who's wearing an explosive vest. That can end - badly.

who knows, the person may just need a hug!!!! :D:D:D:D

Erm... yeah right... if you say so you crazy minded people. I'm going to run out of jackets to hand out at this rate :p

I'm sure the men in white coats will give u more Kit. You must be keeping the factory in business :p

Kit's the only one that needs one dont you think Banzai!?

me and you is berry most berry normal

*does a little crazy person dance throwin garms wildly*

see normal normal normal

Why am I not normal too? :(

hmm you are more normal than I am so yeah lol I think I need one of those warm and comfy jackets! lol :P

anyways I am off now so night all have fun

Night night, sleep well :D

Awww I need to work harder if i'm more normal than you though... *acts crazier*

Hehe, that ought to work Kit :p

Yep yep... although to be honest you might be even crazier :o

Then I'm the person to get advice from :p

So start giving me some? :p

Erm...wave your arms around a bit! That's crazy-ish!

Crazy smazy! Gee, I really have been away! what did I miss? I'm too lazy to go look properly. I know she got prodded with an eletric cow prod. Where's mine? I have to dust it off!

Kit you are crazy just for wanting to be crazy lol

DOZ that is slack lol

am i crazy?

yeah you is definately crazy lol

owww, is that good or bad? thought i better check which to remove from the duty old cupboard, the party hats or the violins.

hey how kewl would that be? I mean can you imagine wearing violins on your head? That would look crazy so tak them out of the cupboard and we can walk around wearing violins on our heads!!!! :D:P:D:P

yeaa, and the party hats like beaks around our mouths. :D:D

yeah that would look kewl. We are going to look soooooooooooooooooo crazy!

nooo, we are going to look amazing. :) and we can wear the ciolin wrappers as dresses. :)

Well, I look crazy when I dress normally. So I think I'm okay :D

I'M NOT CRAZY!! And the Voices agree!!

Bah! The voices don't talk to you! They only talk to special people like me :D

yeaa, and the party hats like beaks around our mouths. :D:D

Ohhh me and my friends once bought brightly coloured party hats and wore them as beaks whilst we went bowling... got some right dodgy looks :D

Probably because it was like a month ago and i'm a "young adult" tehe... I act more like a 3 year old.

but did you have the violin hats Kit to top off the outfit?

It doesn't work without the violin hats!!!!!!

Bah! The voices don't talk to you! They only talk to special people like me :D

Lol... Mr Big Ego as usual.

yeah his ego is getting too much I think. Maybe we should restrain him with one of those special white jackets for a while till his ego calms down a bit!!!:P

The voices are jeering him. They even called him a poopie-head!

I argued with them for half an hour, but they are resolute.

sounds dreadful and what is worse is I am his hullucination too :P:P:P:P

but did you have the violin hats Kit to top off the outfit?

It doesn't work without the violin hats!!!!!!

Sadly we didn't :(

P.S restraining him in one of those jackets sounds fun, here use mine :D

aww Kit that is terrible :( you poor girl. That must have been devastating to go w ithout the violin hats...

Oh baaaaaaannnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiii

I have a beautiful jacket for you!!!

Hehe... :D

I think there are too many jackets at this party.

Well then you don't want to be the odd one out do you? *sticks tongue out*

No indeed. I have my own custom one :D

Selfish... share!

You're the one with the whole collection!

But if you really want to share my jacket, come on over. Plenty of room :D :p

what colour is it though Banzai?

You're the one with the whole collection!

But if you really want to share my jacket, come on over. Plenty of room :D :p

Lol... okies *shares jacket*

Not as comfy now though...

I don't want to know!!!!

Oh come on. We all know you do, really :p

erm....nice weather we are having today isn't it!?

Changing the subject!:p

I don't want to know!!!!

Don't imply icky things like that whilst i'm eating my lunch!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha well you two are the ones wanting to share a PINK straight jacket! That is just sirry! I like my black one!

You're just jealous. You wish you were here with me and Kit in this one :p

No I like my black one, it is very comfy and blends in with the surroundings too!

Yup yup ... I sense jealousy. Just because you're in love with pink...

It's a well known fact that Torana loves pink...

stop picking on me I don't like pink at all aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! I hate pink!!!!!!!

Really? Oh, well you should have said then :p

http://www.grumblemagazine.com/articles/sailormur/pink-title.gif

If you said that from the start, then it would have saved a lot of misunderstanding, Torana :p

She put "I hate pink" in pink... that just says denial to me.

Why do I feel as though I have been banging my head into a brick wall this entire time???

So that's why you have such a big purple bruise...

It's most definitely because i'm around :P

Hehe, you two are mad :p

So that's why you have such a big purple bruise...

It's most definitely because i'm around :P

WHAT!?
Awww man now I look even wierder damn it lol

You should put up that picture of you, which you had as your DP from before. That was a cool picture, and we can't use it to torment you, because it isn't pink :p

schhhhhhhhhh don't tell people about that picture Banzai! How embarressing!

Why is it embarrassing?

Which picture is this, and why is it embarrassing?

it just is!!!!! so there!!!

It isn't. She just thinks it is. It's a picture of her in a green and white dress.

Ohhh I don't think i've seen it.. I wanna see!!

Well, it's her you have to ask.

I would if she was here...

oh TORAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAA!

No answer.... I wonder where she could be...

I am hiding lol

i wanna see also. :D not sure what i wanna see, but i wanna see nonetheless. :D

The picture! The picture!

that picture does not exist. Banzai is telling fibs!!!!

he isn't, she just adimited it!!!!!

Hehe :p And so it begins...

hahaa, she said she's gunna post it on the site :D

And she's damning me for it :p

you are both evil evil evil :(

i aint evil, nuts, crackers, crazy, stupid, wierd or anything else. i am unique. :D

you are both evil evil evil :(

What's your point? :eek:

I like being evil :D

haha, it suits you. now are you gunna tell us what your confession is?

yeah I posted up a hideous piccy of me so admit and confess Kit! Oh it is that she is gorgeous she has to admit and confess to I just remembered!!!!! lol :P

Hmmm. This thread has been quiet too long. Let the Torana baiting begin once more! :p

yeah it turned into a Kit baiting thread for a while there, gave me a good break hahahahha poor Kit! :P

what's with everyone having there pic on their DP? i wanna join. :D

it is photo week lol there is a post bout it in da lounge aye

very nice pic by the way Heather!!

yeaa, i just noticed the thread, lol. and thank you very much *blushes bright red* :p

lol tis ok Heather! I won't tell anyone bout it! lol

Good Good. :D

I am just going to tell Banzai and he will tell everyone. He likes telling everyone things all the time actually.

owww, he's no fun is he?! *hits Banzai*

What? Why am I being hit?

cause it is fun to hit you lol:D

Oh :( Okay then.

awww you know we love ya Banzai!

Yay :D

lol :D

yeah I posted up a hideous piccy of me...

There is no such thing.

I concur, Cogito. But I bet you have no more luck convincing her of that than I did.

tis true already so there!

it is a hideous pic so mner

Nope. And I have never seen a hideous pic of you, or ever expect to.

Methinks you may need your eyes checked.

Nope. And I have never seen a hideous pic of you, or ever expect to.

Methinks you may need your eyes checked.

I am sure I could find you one Cogito.

And I have good eye sight, just everyone else wears beer goggles when they look at my pics :D lol

It's not our beer goggles (I have none). It's your compliment-sensitive sunglasses, that twist into distorting shapes whenever you are threatened with the looming possibility of a compliment.

I don't wear them cause they make me look like an idiot.

Only because when you are wearing them, your view of yourself is distorted.

I don't have any anyways so there!

Torana, stop arguing! You're gorgeous and I win!

Well, you told her, Kit.


(and for the record, so are you :p)

Shurrup you *sticks tongue out*

Darn, where's a clothespin when you need one! ;)

Okay, that one I don't get, Cogito.

clothespin - tongue...

I kind of still don't get it ...:redface:

I'm not sure I do either. Am I just being thick?

Lol...

http://www.mnsu.edu/comdis/isad7/papers/tielens7/clothespinsmall.jpeg

My mind is a very strange place...

It does seem to be....

Lol I get it now! Its because we call them clothes pegs not pins... :D

did you draw that? you are very artistic. :p

No, I pulled it off the web

Hello. Torana still hasn't given me my Hungry Jacks whopper burger. But I'm not sure if she will be back on here for a while.... so I just might have to go around there and pester her

Well maybe since she's back this thread should be renewed :D

Mwahahhahahhahaaa!

gee thanks guys. Attack a girl when she isn't around to defend herself hey. lol well DOZ your burger is here so come get it!

I got it! It's warm. But in the frisge. I will eat it soon. I hope I don't get food poisening!?!

I am not that nice DOZ I don't give everything away for free, food poisoning is extra!! So you have to pay for that!! :D:D:D:D

Intrestingly enough, and unfortunatly, the burger tasted wierd.. then I noticed there was bacon or ham in my burger!!!! @_@

rofl

It's a pork fat thing...

I don't eat it so I wouldn't know. I only eat white meat!