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Cogito
08-08-2007, 09:09 AM
Pork is The Other White Meat.
I just happen to like it smoked. Chicken is still considered white meat even if smoked, so why not ham and bacon?

SeaBreeze
08-08-2007, 09:17 AM
And it smelled funny! And tasted funny so it went to the big rubbish bin in the sky. Then I had to eat a paddle pop to get the taste out of my mouth! sorry! :D

Torana
08-08-2007, 09:37 AM
rofl well I will take your word on that one DOZ I don't like red meat at all! yucko

Kit
08-08-2007, 03:38 PM
Lol awwww... I eat chicken and beef and bacon and thats it.

(I eat bacon but not sausage or other types of pork)

Cogito
08-08-2007, 04:27 PM
What about fish?

Kit
08-08-2007, 06:10 PM
Nope, not eaten fish since I got food poisoning from it lol. If I ate fish today all i'd think about would be the chunks of fish I threw up... definately not nice.

Although, even before then I didn't eat much fish.

Cogito
08-08-2007, 06:29 PM
Hmm, does that include other types of seafood?

Torana
08-08-2007, 09:03 PM
mmmm food and coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cogito
08-08-2007, 09:14 PM
It's all decaf (getting the thread back on topic ;))

Torana
08-08-2007, 09:19 PM
That isn't very nice Cogito. *hits Cogito over the head with a book* take that!

Cogito
08-08-2007, 09:30 PM
Hmmmph - In that case I'm not telling where the good coffee is!

Torana
08-08-2007, 09:33 PM
but but but you know you want to Cogito. I will even make you one if you be nice and tell me. pweeeeeeeeeeeease pweetty pweeeeeeeeeeeease with a cherry on top :p

Banzai
08-11-2007, 04:40 PM
:eek: Two whole days without any Torana baiting? What has this forum come to without me?

*pokes Torana*

SeaBreeze
08-12-2007, 04:11 AM
Here, have an eletrice mad cow diseased prodder!

*zzzaaaapppp!* mwahahhahhahaaa

shadow tiger x
08-12-2007, 09:04 AM
Hey Twiggie (Torana) she so hates been called that lol

adamant
08-12-2007, 09:07 AM
Something to do with her being "47.2 kilos"? In any case, I am now referring to her only as 'Twiggie'.

shadow tiger x
08-12-2007, 09:18 AM
lol she will get so annoyed but will know where it began from. She will probably end up laughing as hard as us though.....eventually lol

Torana
08-12-2007, 12:40 PM
It came about from when I was modelling actually and yeah we won't go there.

I hate that name damn it! You will pay shadow tiger x damn you lol

Banzai
08-12-2007, 01:01 PM
So...Torana is secrety Twiggy? :eek: Scandal!

Torana
08-12-2007, 01:05 PM
Shut up Banzai!

pyrox91992
08-12-2007, 02:23 PM
lol awww its ok, i wont call u twiggie lol cuz i cant really b talking, i am quite the twig myself, *covers up ribs* no no, u cant c anything lol

Banzai
08-12-2007, 02:29 PM
Shut up Banzai!

You love me really :p

Torana
08-14-2007, 01:54 AM
schhhhhhhh don't tell everyone damn it!!!!!

Banzai
08-14-2007, 03:13 AM
Hehe :p

Torana
08-14-2007, 03:16 AM
Well gee is that all I get in return!?

I want a divorce......Raven ban him already!!!

Banzai
08-14-2007, 04:34 AM
:eek: My affections were implict from that "hehe"! You don't know me at all!

*sulks*

Torana
08-14-2007, 05:02 AM
Sometimes it would be nice for a little more than a hehe though!

Cogito
08-14-2007, 09:13 AM
hehehe?

Torana
08-14-2007, 09:16 AM
exactly my darn point!!!!!!!

Banzai
08-14-2007, 10:16 AM
Pshhh! Women!









(I'm so dead, it's not even funny any more...)

adamant
08-14-2007, 10:18 AM
Put your "tail" between your legs, and just play along. Maybe you won't die...

Torana
08-14-2007, 10:32 AM
Pshhh! Women!









(I'm so dead, it's not even funny any more...)

Well that kind of comment is only going to get you into more trouble Banzai!!!!!!

Banzai
08-14-2007, 11:34 AM
Yeah... I should probably think before I speak :p Or, you know, just not speak.

Torana
08-14-2007, 11:36 AM
don't you come that tone with me Banzai!!!

Fine don't talk to me anymore, see if I care.....I will go find someone else to talk to then!!!!

my reflection looks friendly I will go talk to that instead!

Banzai
08-14-2007, 11:38 AM
Lol. Lucky. My reflection is trying to kill me...


*edges away from mirror*

Torana
08-14-2007, 12:28 PM
lol you are a nutter

Cogito
08-14-2007, 12:31 PM
Wait - he can see a reflection?

pyrox91992
08-14-2007, 12:32 PM
lol idk, can he?

Torana
08-14-2007, 12:42 PM
it is another hallucination is all!!!!

Banzai
08-14-2007, 01:19 PM
So...what isn't a hallucination?

Torana
08-14-2007, 01:33 PM
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

adamant!? I think although I can't be sure!

I know Kit isn't a hallucination....at least I think she isn't!!!

Banzai
08-26-2007, 06:12 PM
Hmmm. There has been no Torana baiting for over a week... I declare that to be too long! Torana-baiting season is open once more!

Torana
08-26-2007, 07:13 PM
There has so! Just not in here so now you may go back to sleep everyone.

Good day to you!

Banzai
08-26-2007, 07:35 PM
*prods Torana with a stick*








*a pointy stick*

Torana
08-26-2007, 07:52 PM
<does a little dance>

hey that wasn't very nice!

Banzai
08-26-2007, 07:56 PM
Cool. I gots me a dancin' stick :D

Torana
08-26-2007, 08:01 PM
I will beat you over the head with a toilet plunger if you poke me again!

Banzai
08-27-2007, 07:02 AM
Not if my dancin' stick has anything to say about it...

Torana
08-27-2007, 07:26 AM
You are evil!

ForsytheTragedy
08-29-2007, 06:21 PM
This pointy stick silliness has to end. I don't know you, Torana, but you're pretty cute from your picture. I wouldn't want to do anything to....ah, the hell with it. *flicks her earlobe* Hehee...that's always fun! :D

Torana
09-01-2007, 02:59 AM
OUCH!

well...well....I...I....<goes and sulks in the COBWEB free corner!>

I

ForsytheTragedy
09-01-2007, 11:27 AM
Luckily for me, I've come prepared with cobwebs. *fills her corner with cobwebs* You're not safe anywhere, apparently! ;)

Torana
09-01-2007, 11:33 AM
<jumps up screaming and runs over to ForsyTheTragedy and hits him over the head with a book>

Well that wasn't very nice. I HATE SPIDERS ADN COBWEBS!

ForsytheTragedy
09-01-2007, 12:14 PM
Ah, well you're just too cute to pick on. Hey! Why don't we start a thread called "The official home of Torana PRAISING"? :p

Torana
09-01-2007, 12:23 PM
I am NOT cute and NO you can't start a thread like that!

SeaBreeze
09-01-2007, 12:39 PM
ROFLMFAO OMG that is sooo funny! hehhehee...


*Dangles coffe on a string in front of TORANA's face*

Torana
09-01-2007, 12:42 PM
DOZ I am going to hurt you!!

I know! I will bring my car to fuel up when you work next and get $20 of fuel in 5cent pieces mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha :p:p:p:p

SeaBreeze
09-01-2007, 12:43 PM
go for it! I might not be there! LMAO. NARNINARNINARNAR

ForsytheTragedy
09-01-2007, 01:00 PM
I'm.....lost. lol. So, you WANT me to be mean to you and call you ugly? :confused: You're an odd chick, Torana.

Torana
09-01-2007, 01:07 PM
I'm.....lost. lol. So, you WANT me to be mean to you and call you ugly? :confused: You're an odd chick, Torana.

When did I say that I want you to call me ugly?

ForsytheTragedy
09-01-2007, 01:20 PM
When did I say that I want you to call me ugly?

You said you were NOT cute, so I figured you figured you thought you were ugly. Oh well, you're a confusing girl.

Torana
09-01-2007, 01:23 PM
You said you were NOT cute, so I figured you figured you thought you were ugly. Oh well, you're a confusing girl.

Well I do so yeah lol and I enjoy confusing people. Just ask poor Banzai! hahaha and Kit603 and Cogito and especially poor Night Haunter and I am fairly certain Domoviye and maybe even Hulls Raven at some stage.

Confusion I am good at.

SeaBreeze
09-01-2007, 01:23 PM
LOL. u should see her in PERSON! ROFLMAO

ForsytheTragedy
09-01-2007, 01:25 PM
Well I do so yeah lol and I enjoy confusing people. Just ask poor Banzai! hahaha and Kit603 and Cogito and especially poor Night Haunter and I am fairly certain Domoviye and maybe even Hulls Raven at some stage.

Confusion I am good at.

I will figure you out yet, girl. Just give me time. You will not be able to pierce this titanium-plated skull of understanding! No ma'am!

Oh, and yes....you ARE cute. Get over it. ;)

ForsytheTragedy
09-01-2007, 01:26 PM
LOL. u should see her in PERSON! ROFLMAO

I take it that's a bad thing, right? lol

Torana
09-01-2007, 01:28 PM
I will figure you out yet, girl. Just give me time. You will not be able to pierce this titanium-plated skull of understanding! No ma'am!

Oh, and yes....you ARE cute. Get over it. ;)

You will never figure me out my good man as all have tried and all have failed!
And I am so not cute!

I take it that's a bad thing, right? lol

You would run away screaming! Honest! :p

ForsytheTragedy
09-01-2007, 01:30 PM
I feel challenged now. I am DETERMINED to think you're cute, regardless of what you say. And I WILL figure you out. So there. Neener neener! :p

Torana
09-01-2007, 01:33 PM
I feel challenged now. I am DETERMINED to think you're cute, regardless of what you say. And I WILL figure you out. So there. Neener neener! :p

The challenge is on then!
I am not cute and I will prove you wrong as soon as I can get near a camera!
And you so will not figure me out! so mner! :p:p

ForsytheTragedy
09-01-2007, 01:39 PM
The challenge is on then!
I am not cute and I will prove you wrong as soon as I can get near a camera!
And you so will not figure me out! so mner! :p:p

LOL. Okay, then. I accept the challenge and I am waiting impatiently for those pictures. And don't go making yourself look all ugly on purpose. That's just plain not fair!

SeaBreeze
09-01-2007, 01:42 PM
ROFLMAO. hhehheeee! Careful what u say to her mate! Trust me! Just bribe her with hot coffee! :p :D

Torana
09-01-2007, 01:44 PM
LOL. Okay, then. I accept the challenge and I am waiting impatiently for those pictures. And don't go making yourself look all ugly on purpose. That's just plain not fair!

I don't need to do that though. It comes natural!

And DOZ hot coffee only works when you live in the same town as me hahahahahahaha

SeaBreeze
12-12-2007, 08:10 AM
Dumdumdumdumdum!



It's Baaaaaaaaack!


Bwahahhahaa



*poke*

Torana
12-12-2007, 08:16 AM
oh go away I was enjoying my sleep DOZ. *crawls out from under rock*

SeaBreeze
12-12-2007, 08:43 AM
*zap*

Torana
12-12-2007, 08:52 AM
<cries and runs to hide behind blade of grass>

Kit
12-12-2007, 10:29 AM
Hehe i missed this thread.

Cogito
12-12-2007, 12:38 PM
Hi Torana!!

Banzai
12-12-2007, 01:02 PM
It lives! There is no escaping Torana baiting! Fun and ethical :p

Torana
12-13-2007, 03:55 AM
Damn you DOZ look at what you have done.

Torana is not here right now but if you'd like to leave a message at the end of the dial tone I am sure she will get back to you when she has got the time to do so.

Bye now. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP......

Banzai
12-13-2007, 04:02 AM
*prods Torana*

Kit
12-13-2007, 04:19 AM
*electrocutes Torana*

*Looks around at the shocked gasps*

I was only trying to help her wake up! *hide*

Torana
12-13-2007, 04:39 AM
But I'm not here silly peoples. I'm..........i'm.............gone fishing! :D yeah fishing!

Kit
12-13-2007, 04:43 AM
Its not wise to be fishing... near water... when being electrocuted...

Torana
12-13-2007, 04:46 AM
.................................................. .

Kit
12-13-2007, 04:47 AM
lol what? Here i am trying to advise you and you're being mean... hmpf.

SeaBreeze
12-13-2007, 04:51 AM
don't worry Kit, she's like that... :p

*Pokes Torana*

Kit
12-13-2007, 04:56 AM
*joins in the pokieness*

Torana
12-13-2007, 04:59 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGh *runs away*













*smacks through wall*













*leaves funky looking cartoon Torana body shape hole in the wall and keeps running screaming all the way to Antartica*

Kit
12-13-2007, 05:06 AM
Lmao... and again near the water....

*Watches Torana run to Antartica without grabbing a coat... *

Hey, you cold?

Torana
12-13-2007, 05:09 AM
No it is lovely hear.






































Was wuiet too till you showed up!











:D hehehehehehehehehehehe Want a hot drink? I have coffee!

SeaBreeze
12-13-2007, 05:17 AM
*throws a penguin at Torana*

Kit
12-13-2007, 08:29 AM
Poor penguin!

Torana
12-13-2007, 07:38 PM
Hey stop invading my safe place you too.

Banzai
12-15-2007, 09:01 PM
*prods Torana with a Torana-prodding stick*

Torana
12-15-2007, 11:57 PM
WILL YOU STOP PRODDING ME!!!!!!!!

*stomps on Banzai's foot*

oh and that wasn't me you were prodding the way. It was I'm not sure who but it wasn't me! (I'd be worried of I were you)

Hulk
12-16-2007, 09:11 AM
Hey, Torana, I'm here. Whoopeeeee! Let the fun begin! *stomps on Torana's foot for a start*
Here, Banzai, i've taken revenge. *an evil grin spreads on his face*

Torana
12-16-2007, 09:45 AM
*goes and sulks in the corner as usual*

I'm not talking to any of you anymore.

Hulk
12-16-2007, 09:46 AM
*goes and sulks in the corner as usual*

I'm not talking to any of you anymore.

What a relief!!! Whew! *sighs in relief*

Torana
12-16-2007, 09:49 AM
*throws lump of wood at Hulkand hits him in the head*

Hulk
12-16-2007, 09:51 AM
*throws lump of wood at Hulkand hits him in the head*

*groans* Start talking again, Torana. Your voice pierces my ears, but alleast it does not hit my head like a lump of wood!!!

Torana
12-16-2007, 09:53 AM
*rolls eyes and throws encyclopedia at Hulk*

Ran out of lumps of wood so I will use books now. There is a never ending supply in this place!

Hulk
12-16-2007, 09:56 AM
Damn! *makes a pitiful face which Torana stops throwing books with pity, and then the might Hulk throws the encyclopedia back at her*
Muhahaha...am i evil or what?

Torana
12-16-2007, 09:59 AM
*laughs as the encyclopedia turns falls on the ground next to Torana*

not very cause I am too gorgeous for anyone to even think of actually hurting me :) he he he

Hulk
12-16-2007, 10:00 AM
Hey, Torana, did you get hurt so much that you are logging out and will not come back until the new year?
Sorry, i must have been day-dreaming (but the dream was excellent).

Hulk
12-16-2007, 10:01 AM
Damn again! My dream was too far-fetched. The encyclopedia didn't even hit you!

Torana
12-16-2007, 10:03 AM
hahahahhaha I am just tooooooo good! :p

Hulk
12-16-2007, 10:04 AM
Don't forget the gorgeous part.

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

Torana
12-16-2007, 10:07 AM
*gives Hulk a nasty look*

I am not!

Hulk
12-16-2007, 10:08 AM
I didn't mean it. Didn't you see the YESSS!!! below it? That was because i made my first joke.

Hulk
12-16-2007, 10:12 AM
Well, i'm going now. Have some extremely important work *yawns and rubs eyes sleepily* to do. I'll come back and torment you tomorrow, Torana. Just have to issue a few books from my library to throw at you!

Torana
12-16-2007, 10:15 AM
Alrighty then, I look forward to it with much anticipation :D

Hulk
12-16-2007, 10:16 AM
Bye for now! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hulk
03-15-2008, 01:25 PM
Tsk, tsk. Those last posts of mine were so immature. I'm starting fresh:



*Advances towards Torana with the chainsaw that Twiggie gave him*

Torana
03-15-2008, 01:27 PM
Oh no you just didn't!

Hulk
03-15-2008, 01:28 PM
*raises the chainsaw, his eyes gleaming dangerously* YES, I DID!!!

Torana
03-15-2008, 01:29 PM
oh NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!

Hulk
03-15-2008, 01:31 PM
Hey! A dead person can't talk!! I thought that the head had to be joined to the body!

Torana
03-15-2008, 01:35 PM
yes but I'm special you know....:p

Kit
03-17-2008, 06:15 AM
Hehe... I do miss this thread.

Ohhhh hulk CATCH! *tosses the Torana head*

soujiroseta
03-17-2008, 11:48 PM
this is a funny thread:D

Hulk
03-18-2008, 04:31 AM
*catches Torana's head and starts playing basketball with it*


Hey, it's exactly like a basketball!! Both have nothing but air inside them!!!

Torana
03-18-2008, 07:13 AM
Ohhh well that explains the whistling sound I always here! :p

Hulk
03-18-2008, 07:18 AM
*nods head enthusiastically* Yeah, that's because it's hollow.

Torana
03-18-2008, 07:26 AM
Maybe I should fill it with pillow stuffing. THen it won't be hollow no more, or I could fill it with rocks....oooo but then it would be too heavy to hold up.....I'll go wtih the pillow stuffing stuff....

Kit
03-18-2008, 10:42 AM
*catches Torana's head and starts playing basketball with it*


Hey, it's exactly like a basketball!! Both have nothing but air inside them!!!

Hehe its a very fun game :D Getting a little bloody though... :(

Torana
03-18-2008, 08:24 PM
ooh yeah sorry bout that Kit. Can't be helped though. maybe put my head in a bubble then the blood will be contained.....

Kit
03-19-2008, 11:12 AM
Good idea... *puts the head in a protective bubble*

Now its bouncy and clean :D

Torana
03-20-2008, 07:36 AM
my head hurts ><

Kit
03-20-2008, 07:42 AM
Oh really? I wonder why... *innocent whistle*

Torana
03-20-2008, 07:50 AM
oh sorry...I have a SPLITTING headache.....><

Kit
03-20-2008, 07:56 AM
Tehe... not my faulty?

Torana
03-20-2008, 07:58 AM
yes it is!

<body rises up and takes off after Kit>

Banzai
05-19-2008, 07:08 AM
I know this is frowned upon... But...

*bumps*

Kit
05-19-2008, 07:09 AM
Oi! I'll infract you! For attempting to induce Torana baiting ... in MY thread :D

Torana
05-19-2008, 07:24 AM
I think you both deserve an infraction to be perfectly honest! shame on you both!

Kit
05-19-2008, 07:45 AM
:( But ... *Sobs* im good!

Torana
05-19-2008, 07:46 AM
you started the thread Kit!

You instigated it all!

You is ebil!

Kit
05-19-2008, 08:00 AM
But.. i've been reformed since then... and and Banzai made me make the thread... see in the Tavern he admitted suggesting it. Not all of us are cruel :(

Banzai
05-19-2008, 08:00 AM
:eek: She isn't ebil! It's just fun :p

Torana
05-19-2008, 08:02 AM
lol oh I remember Kit, I remember. Cause I was in bed sleeping and woke up to it remember. Banzai and someone else wanted it, and you just did it because you weren't scared of what I would do to you lol

Kit
05-19-2008, 08:09 AM
yeah that one

ChimmyBear
05-19-2008, 08:09 AM
Oh hell....this is going to be fun!!!

Torana
05-19-2008, 08:10 AM
lol glad that you think so :p

<cries> I forsee pain unto my mind in the very near future!

ChimmyBear
05-19-2008, 08:13 AM
Hey..just think about it this way....how many people can say they have a thread in their ...uh-mm....honor?...LOL!

Torana
05-19-2008, 08:16 AM
lol and I do feel sooooooooooo very honored as well......><

ChimmyBear
05-19-2008, 08:18 AM
yeah....I would be making the best of this...turning some tables maybe...hmmm?..LOL!!!!

Torana
05-19-2008, 08:20 AM
lol well I have to head off to be lol I am really needing sleep...

so have fun everyone and you can pick on me again soon :p

Kit
05-19-2008, 08:24 AM
Night

Torana
05-19-2008, 10:51 PM
I read over this lastnight and OMG what a laugh. I even found out that this thread is where we all first found out that I was Banzai's hallucination :p

Iulia
05-20-2008, 09:33 AM
I'm not scared, I'm just not mean enough to torment Torana. She seems really nice to me! <3

Torana
05-20-2008, 09:48 AM
awwwwww so sweet Iulia :)

Wreybies
05-20-2008, 08:42 PM
Torana, you've your own thread?

I want a thread.

Torana, feeling better?

Taken my advice?

Cobra517
05-20-2008, 08:49 PM
TORANA IS FAMOUS!


NOW, ON YOUR KNEES UNWORTHY COWARDS!!!


SHOW YOUR RESPECT!!! LOL!


Sorry Tor, I couldn't help it! :p

I hope you're having a great day!

ChimmyBear
05-20-2008, 10:45 PM
Torana this thread is quite full...look at how popular you are!!! LOL!

Torana
05-20-2008, 10:57 PM
Well that is wht they call me Princess you know. I am just so loved by so many people! Perfection is all I can say, pure perfection!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! yeah right :p

And I'm not sure about better, but not worse :)

And like Cobra said BOW BEFORE ME FOOLS! BAHAHAHAHAHA :p

lol erm....hi :D I need my rock back now ><

FoxyMomma
05-20-2008, 10:58 PM
Hmmm...baiting the Tor-miester! Torana being baited! Tor-a-ding-a-ding-ding! Tor-ama in the pink dress! Tor-nado! Tor-mentor being Tor-mented! Torana! Tormarino-o-o! The Toratollah is just a hallucination of the Banzarino!

EDIT: Damn, I hope they show Saturday Night Live in the land of Kangaroos!

Torana
05-20-2008, 11:04 PM
lmao Foxy :p

and I've nevre heard of that show actually!

FoxyMomma
05-20-2008, 11:06 PM
OMG! It's the best comedy skit show EVER! This is from a character known as "The Copy Guy" played by Rob Schneider. I will have to see if I can find a video of it to show you. It would be sooooooo much funnier if you knew what I was talking about.

FoxyMomma
05-20-2008, 11:10 PM
I can't find a video, but I found the transcript from one of the shows. Can I post that here????

Torana
05-20-2008, 11:20 PM
I think so...can't see it being a prob tbh

Daniel I Russell
05-20-2008, 11:25 PM
It's early. My eyes are itchy with hayfever. I don't have my lenses in yet.

Which might be why I read the title of this thread wrong. I thought it said The Official Home of Torana Beating.

And to think I brought this stick for nothing... :(

Torana
05-20-2008, 11:31 PM
nice hun, really nice. :p hehe

FoxyMomma
05-20-2008, 11:32 PM
Richmeister

Richmeister.....Rob Schneider
Randy.....Kevin Nealon
Steve.....Phil Hartman
Young Richmeister.....MaCauley Culkin
Sister Margaret.....Siobhan Fallon



[ Randy enters the Copy Room ]
Richmeister: Ran-dyyy! The Rand-man! Randatollah!
Randy: Hi, Richard. Just making some copies.
Richmeister: Alright! The Rand Old Opry, makin' copies!
Randy: It's nice to see you, too, Richard.
Richmeister: The Randster! Randomly selected for your listening pleasure!
Randy: That's a new one. I like that one.
Richmeister: Ran-dyy! Likin' the new one! The Great Randino-o-o-o!
Randy: Now, that one I've heard before. [ exits ]
Richmeister: The Randipulator. Doesn't realize how hard it is coming up with new names. The Complain-meister! [ Steve enters ] The Steve-inator!
Steve: Rich! The Richmeister!
Richmeister: Second Lieutenant Steve, of the 82nd Airborne Division!
Steve: [ laughing ] What??
Richmeister: Ste-e-eve!
Steve: Hey, Rich, I've got to ask you something. This has been bothering me for a long time.. I mean.. have you always been this way, you know, with the "Name Thing"? [ The Richmeister stares into space, wondering ] Rich? Where you going, buddy?
Richmeister: The Rich-man, about to have a flashback! El backo de flasho!
[ The Richmeister drifts off, as the scene fades into a flashback of his childhood, sitting at his desk in the back of the Catholic school classroom ]
Young Richmeister: Tim-my! The Tim-meister! Sharpenin' his pencil!
Timmy: [ sharpening his pencil ] Hey, Rich. I'm out of lead.
Young Richmeister: No lead for the Tim Man! Tim-o-rama!
Timmy: See ya, Rich. [ walks back to his desk ]
Young Richmeister: Ti-i-im! [ Cindy approaches the pencil sharpener ] Alright! Cindy! The Cindstress!
Cindy: Hi, Rich.
Young Richmeister: Cindereta Cindita! The Class Babe! Makin' her pencils sharp! Sharpatollah! [ Cindy returns to her desk, as Froggy approaches the pencil sharpener ] Froggy! The Frogginator! The Guy with the Warts!
Froggy: Leave me alone.
Young Richmeister: Frogman! The Guy Who Likes to Eat the Paste! Frog-o-rama!
Froggy: [ annoyed ] Shut.. up!
Young Richmeister: Froggy, gettin' mad! Froggarino!
[ Froggy returns to his desk ]
Sister Margaret: Now, Class, remember we were discussing the Battle of Bunker Hill. Now, it was George Washington's belief that if he could..
Young Richmeister: [ interrupting ] George! George of the Jungle!
Sister Margaret: [ angry ] Richard!
Young Richmeister: Baron George van Washeimer!
Sister Margaret: Okay, Richard Laymer, maybe you would like to tell us what George Washington beleived he could achieve at the Battle of Bunker Hill?
Young Richmeister: Alright! Sister Margaret, askin' me questions!
Sister Margaret: [ stern ] We're all waiting.
Young Richmeister: The Nunster! Nun-o-rama! Nu-u-un!
Sister Margaret: [ grabs a ruler and walks toward Richard's desk ] Give me your hand.
Young Richmeister: The Young Rich-man sincerely apologizes!
Sister Margaret: [ towering over Young Richmeister ] I said give me your hand!
Young Richmeister: Be assured, no more talkin' from the Rich-man! Promisita to the Nunnita! [ Young Richmeister realizes his fate is inevitable ] Oh, no! Disaster for the Rich-man! [ close-up of Young Richmeister's face as Sister Margaret swats his hand with the ruler ] Auugghhhh...!!
[ flashback fades back into the modern-day Richmeister, still screaming ]
Richmeister: ..Aauugghhhh..!!
Steve: Rich! Rich, it's alright! You're okay!
Richmeister: [ coming out of it ] Steve?!
Steve: Yeah, you were daydreaming.
Richmeister: [ dazed ] Steve-o?
Steve: Yeah. You were mumbling something about Baron von George Washheimer?
Richmeister: The Stevester!
Steve: [ quickly looks at his watch ] Oh, hey, Rich.. I got to go pick up my kid at St. Catherine's. [ darts out of the Copy Room ]
Richmeister: St Catherine's! [ remembers his flashback, and panics ] Ste-e-e-e-eve!!
[ zoom out to fade ] SNL Transcripts

Daniel I Russell
05-20-2008, 11:35 PM
Maybe it's funnier on screen...

Torana
05-20-2008, 11:35 PM
hehe not bad...

and I dare say that it would be funnier on screen...

FoxyMomma
05-20-2008, 11:37 PM
Oh! It totally is, but I can't freakin find a clip of it and it's ticking me off!!!!!!

Torana
05-20-2008, 11:40 PM
have you tried youtube?

Daniel I Russell
05-20-2008, 11:41 PM
That reminds me of something I was going to carry over from my myspace...brb...

FoxyMomma
05-20-2008, 11:51 PM
I looked on you tube and I google'd it and still nothing. Sucks...

Torana
05-20-2008, 11:55 PM
damn! that has to bite!

FoxyMomma
05-20-2008, 11:56 PM
I'll look more tomorrow. I'm beat. Night Toratollah

Torana
05-21-2008, 12:10 AM
lol night then Foxy

AWR
05-23-2008, 07:23 AM
What kind of bait do you use in Torana baiting?

Cos I'm thinking bardi-grubs might not be effective. Got plenty of earth worms but they can be a little difficult, and messy, to get on the hook. And I always find fish can suck 'em off the hook so maybe Toranas can too.

And is there a size limit? If I catch a Torana, will I have to throw it back if its less than, say, 50 cms in length?

And what weight line would you recommend? Hate to have the line snap when I've almost got that Torana into the boat.

Wonder if a pair of fluffy dice would work?

Torana
05-23-2008, 07:38 AM
lol erm...I think I am scared.....

Daniel I Russell
05-23-2008, 07:44 AM
I can't shake the image of badger baiting out of my head...

AWR
05-23-2008, 07:47 AM
That sounds unfortunate

FoxyMomma
05-28-2008, 11:00 AM
Just for you my sweet Torana!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/lfeller91/thpinkysq.jpg
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Cogito
05-28-2008, 11:12 AM
I can't shake the image of badger baiting out of my head...

Badgers? BADGERS??


We don't need no stinking badgers!

Torana
05-28-2008, 01:07 PM
foxy....you have now been dubbed the most evil member on this whole damned forum!

Torana
05-28-2008, 01:08 PM
Dan, my loaf....I AM NOT A BADGER!!!!!!!!! :p lol

FoxyMomma
05-28-2008, 02:09 PM
foxy....you have now been dubbed the most evil member on this whole damned forum!

Then I want a special title thinger! NOW!!! :p

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<~~ebil laugh

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05-28-2008, 02:15 PM
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FoxyMomma
05-28-2008, 02:17 PM
:p to you and your little dog too!

I have to wait until I have some extra dough to do that...

Torana
05-28-2008, 10:27 PM
har har har!

I love being a supporter!

FoxyMomma
05-28-2008, 11:01 PM
Tor Baby, I saw this and thought of you! I think you would look smashing darlin'!

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/dessycakes/betsyj.jpg

Torana
05-28-2008, 11:19 PM
that would look cute in black and red actually, with a hint of grey :p

You are evil Foxy ><

Iulia
05-28-2008, 11:22 PM
I agree, if it were in the colors she suggested, she actually would look smashing.

Daniel I Russell
05-29-2008, 12:19 AM
Besides, she already has one in pink (sorry, hun! If you can't beat em...) ;)

Torana
05-29-2008, 12:30 AM
But hun...I gave you the baseball bat for a reason!

AND I DO NOT!!!!!!!! ><

Daniel I Russell
05-29-2008, 12:38 AM
Smacks himself over head with baseball bat. Can't feel her tear of my skin that way..

Torana
05-29-2008, 12:42 AM
HAHAHA!

I'll go get the potato peeler. Always wanted to know if I could skin a human with one....:D

FoxyMomma
05-29-2008, 10:17 AM
She wakes in her http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/bed.jpg

Breakfast consists of http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pink_egg___by_bas7a-1.jpg and http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pink-1.jpg

She dresses in her nicest http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/b8dc5a1d.jpg

FoxyMomma
05-29-2008, 10:17 AM
She'll go for a ride in her http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pbpinkmustang.jpg and chat on her http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pinkrazr.jpg

She will stop for http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pink-red-closeup.jpg and a http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pink.jpg

FoxyMomma
05-29-2008, 10:17 AM
Dinner is followed by http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pinkcuppy.jpg

After all that food and the booze, she stops at the http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/Bild004.jpg to puke and then returns to her http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/bed.jpg to sleep off the buzz.

FantasyWitch
05-29-2008, 10:26 AM
*hides* I like Torana!

This thread is mean :P

(but so funny! shhhh)

Cogito
05-29-2008, 10:28 AM
I think I may need Pepto Bismol after all that pink.

Errrp! That's pink too!!!!! :eek:

Daniel I Russell
05-29-2008, 11:20 AM
Foxy...

Her dad loves that car! Has pictures of it all the house! Ask her...

Daniel I Russell
05-29-2008, 11:34 PM
I can bait with the best of 'em! (Sorry, hun!)

Torana's

http://i26.tinypic.com/ve907l.jpg

hurt, so we went back to our

http://i32.tinypic.com/2ihwmdj.jpg

for a game of

http://i29.tinypic.com/2ytxjyp.jpg

Daniel I Russell
05-29-2008, 11:35 PM
and to listen to some

http://i25.tinypic.com/33cu6ie.jpg

and

http://i27.tinypic.com/2ut5lxz.jpg

Hehe! Sorry, hun. I love you hope you still love me. If not, you probably want to beat me to a pulp. At least I have protection though...

http://i29.tinypic.com/a4ycjm.jpg

FoxyMomma
05-29-2008, 11:42 PM
YAY DAN! Join in on the fun! You know you will throughly enjoy that beating! OH WHIP ME! WHIP ME!

Daniel I Russell
05-29-2008, 11:44 PM
Yup, I'm in trouble now.

I love you, hun!

Torana
05-29-2008, 11:47 PM
i..i..can't say what I am thinking right now! ><

you two are evil!

Daniel I Russell
05-29-2008, 11:58 PM
I bet you're thinking:

'These people are amazing and so dear to me. The time that went into creating such loving tributes... The hassle of finding the pics, uploading them and posting them... I only hope that I can one day show the same appreciation as they've showed me.'

Something like that, I suppose.

Torana
05-30-2008, 12:08 AM
yeah...just...without the niceness! :p

AWR
05-30-2008, 05:26 AM
Niceness? I feel I must question that. Not sure what question exactly though.

Torana
05-30-2008, 08:41 AM
meaning I'd of said the exact opposite to what he posted :p lol

evil Dan, evil Foxy, evil I tell you, they are EVIL!

Iulia
05-31-2008, 10:34 PM
Oh, now you've done it.

Torana
05-31-2008, 10:51 PM
Just you wait and see what is going to happen next...when they least expect it...I will get my sweet revenge! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Iulia
05-31-2008, 10:53 PM
Um . . . Tor? I think they can hear you . . . er, read the post.

Torana
05-31-2008, 11:02 PM
hehehehe you just wait till they read what is coming....I won't post it today though...this requires, some special care :D

Iulia
05-31-2008, 11:03 PM
Oh dear! Even I'm a bit scared now. (Because posts seem so harmless - no idea what evil can come from this threat)

Torana
05-31-2008, 11:04 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am the Mistress of the Macabre! Fear ME!

Daniel I Russell
06-01-2008, 01:21 AM
I'm actually looking forward to it...

Torana
06-01-2008, 01:38 AM
and so you should! It is coming along nicely actually....hehehe :D

Daniel I Russell
06-01-2008, 01:47 AM
Hope it involves razor blades. Yummy!

Torana
06-01-2008, 01:57 AM
No Dan. It does not!

Bick
06-01-2008, 02:16 AM
Anywho. I saw that this board was back and alive! I remember when it first started :p

So I went back to find my old Torana bait.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/Cats2hope/toronathing.gif

And...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/Cats2hope/toronabait.gif

Both god Awful :p But oh well.

Torana
06-01-2008, 02:19 AM
hahahaha I remember the first time you put these up :p

Bick
06-01-2008, 02:48 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/Cats2hope/Furstinbait.png

NEW Torana bait. :p

Torana
06-01-2008, 02:50 AM
hahahaha! It looks great Bick. But that is so evil :p

AWR
06-01-2008, 03:16 AM
Pretty pretty shlurp

Torana
06-02-2008, 01:24 AM
hmpf!

AWR
06-05-2008, 06:38 AM
Toasted
Orange
Rind
And
Naughty
Adjectives

Torana
06-08-2008, 03:21 AM
LOL AWR! :p

Terra Valentine
06-26-2008, 04:40 PM
I'm not sure I understand...

Torana
06-26-2008, 07:01 PM
hehe! Don't stress, not many people did! :p