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Cogito 08-08-2007, 09:09 AM Pork is The Other White Meat.
I just happen to like it smoked. Chicken is still considered white meat even if smoked, so why not ham and bacon?
SeaBreeze 08-08-2007, 09:17 AM And it smelled funny! And tasted funny so it went to the big rubbish bin in the sky. Then I had to eat a paddle pop to get the taste out of my mouth! sorry! :D
Torana 08-08-2007, 09:37 AM rofl well I will take your word on that one DOZ I don't like red meat at all! yucko
Lol awwww... I eat chicken and beef and bacon and thats it.
(I eat bacon but not sausage or other types of pork)
Cogito 08-08-2007, 04:27 PM What about fish?
Nope, not eaten fish since I got food poisoning from it lol. If I ate fish today all i'd think about would be the chunks of fish I threw up... definately not nice.
Although, even before then I didn't eat much fish.
Cogito 08-08-2007, 06:29 PM Hmm, does that include other types of seafood?
Torana 08-08-2007, 09:03 PM mmmm food and coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Cogito 08-08-2007, 09:14 PM It's all decaf (getting the thread back on topic ;))
Torana 08-08-2007, 09:19 PM That isn't very nice Cogito. *hits Cogito over the head with a book* take that!
Cogito 08-08-2007, 09:30 PM Hmmmph - In that case I'm not telling where the good coffee is!
Torana 08-08-2007, 09:33 PM but but but you know you want to Cogito. I will even make you one if you be nice and tell me. pweeeeeeeeeeeease pweetty pweeeeeeeeeeeease with a cherry on top :p
Banzai 08-11-2007, 04:40 PM :eek: Two whole days without any Torana baiting? What has this forum come to without me?
*pokes Torana*
SeaBreeze 08-12-2007, 04:11 AM Here, have an eletrice mad cow diseased prodder!
*zzzaaaapppp!* mwahahhahhahaaa
shadow tiger x 08-12-2007, 09:04 AM Hey Twiggie (Torana) she so hates been called that lol
adamant 08-12-2007, 09:07 AM Something to do with her being "47.2 kilos"? In any case, I am now referring to her only as 'Twiggie'.
shadow tiger x 08-12-2007, 09:18 AM lol she will get so annoyed but will know where it began from. She will probably end up laughing as hard as us though.....eventually lol
Torana 08-12-2007, 12:40 PM It came about from when I was modelling actually and yeah we won't go there.
I hate that name damn it! You will pay shadow tiger x damn you lol
Banzai 08-12-2007, 01:01 PM So...Torana is secrety Twiggy? :eek: Scandal!
Torana 08-12-2007, 01:05 PM Shut up Banzai!
pyrox91992 08-12-2007, 02:23 PM lol awww its ok, i wont call u twiggie lol cuz i cant really b talking, i am quite the twig myself, *covers up ribs* no no, u cant c anything lol
Banzai 08-12-2007, 02:29 PM Shut up Banzai!
You love me really :p
Torana 08-14-2007, 01:54 AM schhhhhhhh don't tell everyone damn it!!!!!
Banzai 08-14-2007, 03:13 AM Hehe :p
Torana 08-14-2007, 03:16 AM Well gee is that all I get in return!?
I want a divorce......Raven ban him already!!!
Banzai 08-14-2007, 04:34 AM :eek: My affections were implict from that "hehe"! You don't know me at all!
*sulks*
Torana 08-14-2007, 05:02 AM Sometimes it would be nice for a little more than a hehe though!
Cogito 08-14-2007, 09:13 AM hehehe?
Torana 08-14-2007, 09:16 AM exactly my darn point!!!!!!!
Banzai 08-14-2007, 10:16 AM Pshhh! Women!
(I'm so dead, it's not even funny any more...)
adamant 08-14-2007, 10:18 AM Put your "tail" between your legs, and just play along. Maybe you won't die...
Torana 08-14-2007, 10:32 AM Pshhh! Women!
(I'm so dead, it's not even funny any more...)
Well that kind of comment is only going to get you into more trouble Banzai!!!!!!
Banzai 08-14-2007, 11:34 AM Yeah... I should probably think before I speak :p Or, you know, just not speak.
Torana 08-14-2007, 11:36 AM don't you come that tone with me Banzai!!!
Fine don't talk to me anymore, see if I care.....I will go find someone else to talk to then!!!!
my reflection looks friendly I will go talk to that instead!
Banzai 08-14-2007, 11:38 AM Lol. Lucky. My reflection is trying to kill me...
*edges away from mirror*
Torana 08-14-2007, 12:28 PM lol you are a nutter
Cogito 08-14-2007, 12:31 PM Wait - he can see a reflection?
pyrox91992 08-14-2007, 12:32 PM lol idk, can he?
Torana 08-14-2007, 12:42 PM it is another hallucination is all!!!!
Banzai 08-14-2007, 01:19 PM So...what isn't a hallucination?
Torana 08-14-2007, 01:33 PM ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
adamant!? I think although I can't be sure!
I know Kit isn't a hallucination....at least I think she isn't!!!
Banzai 08-26-2007, 06:12 PM Hmmm. There has been no Torana baiting for over a week... I declare that to be too long! Torana-baiting season is open once more!
Torana 08-26-2007, 07:13 PM There has so! Just not in here so now you may go back to sleep everyone.
Good day to you!
Banzai 08-26-2007, 07:35 PM *prods Torana with a stick*
*a pointy stick*
Torana 08-26-2007, 07:52 PM <does a little dance>
hey that wasn't very nice!
Banzai 08-26-2007, 07:56 PM Cool. I gots me a dancin' stick :D
Torana 08-26-2007, 08:01 PM I will beat you over the head with a toilet plunger if you poke me again!
Banzai 08-27-2007, 07:02 AM Not if my dancin' stick has anything to say about it...
Torana 08-27-2007, 07:26 AM You are evil!
ForsytheTragedy 08-29-2007, 06:21 PM This pointy stick silliness has to end. I don't know you, Torana, but you're pretty cute from your picture. I wouldn't want to do anything to....ah, the hell with it. *flicks her earlobe* Hehee...that's always fun! :D
Torana 09-01-2007, 02:59 AM OUCH!
well...well....I...I....<goes and sulks in the COBWEB free corner!>
I
ForsytheTragedy 09-01-2007, 11:27 AM Luckily for me, I've come prepared with cobwebs. *fills her corner with cobwebs* You're not safe anywhere, apparently! ;)
Torana 09-01-2007, 11:33 AM <jumps up screaming and runs over to ForsyTheTragedy and hits him over the head with a book>
Well that wasn't very nice. I HATE SPIDERS ADN COBWEBS!
ForsytheTragedy 09-01-2007, 12:14 PM Ah, well you're just too cute to pick on. Hey! Why don't we start a thread called "The official home of Torana PRAISING"? :p
Torana 09-01-2007, 12:23 PM I am NOT cute and NO you can't start a thread like that!
SeaBreeze 09-01-2007, 12:39 PM ROFLMFAO OMG that is sooo funny! hehhehee...
*Dangles coffe on a string in front of TORANA's face*
Torana 09-01-2007, 12:42 PM DOZ I am going to hurt you!!
I know! I will bring my car to fuel up when you work next and get $20 of fuel in 5cent pieces mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha :p:p:p:p
SeaBreeze 09-01-2007, 12:43 PM go for it! I might not be there! LMAO. NARNINARNINARNAR
ForsytheTragedy 09-01-2007, 01:00 PM I'm.....lost. lol. So, you WANT me to be mean to you and call you ugly? :confused: You're an odd chick, Torana.
Torana 09-01-2007, 01:07 PM I'm.....lost. lol. So, you WANT me to be mean to you and call you ugly? :confused: You're an odd chick, Torana.
When did I say that I want you to call me ugly?
ForsytheTragedy 09-01-2007, 01:20 PM When did I say that I want you to call me ugly?
You said you were NOT cute, so I figured you figured you thought you were ugly. Oh well, you're a confusing girl.
Torana 09-01-2007, 01:23 PM You said you were NOT cute, so I figured you figured you thought you were ugly. Oh well, you're a confusing girl.
Well I do so yeah lol and I enjoy confusing people. Just ask poor Banzai! hahaha and Kit603 and Cogito and especially poor Night Haunter and I am fairly certain Domoviye and maybe even Hulls Raven at some stage.
Confusion I am good at.
SeaBreeze 09-01-2007, 01:23 PM LOL. u should see her in PERSON! ROFLMAO
ForsytheTragedy 09-01-2007, 01:25 PM Well I do so yeah lol and I enjoy confusing people. Just ask poor Banzai! hahaha and Kit603 and Cogito and especially poor Night Haunter and I am fairly certain Domoviye and maybe even Hulls Raven at some stage.
Confusion I am good at.
I will figure you out yet, girl. Just give me time. You will not be able to pierce this titanium-plated skull of understanding! No ma'am!
Oh, and yes....you ARE cute. Get over it. ;)
ForsytheTragedy 09-01-2007, 01:26 PM LOL. u should see her in PERSON! ROFLMAO
I take it that's a bad thing, right? lol
Torana 09-01-2007, 01:28 PM I will figure you out yet, girl. Just give me time. You will not be able to pierce this titanium-plated skull of understanding! No ma'am!
Oh, and yes....you ARE cute. Get over it. ;)
You will never figure me out my good man as all have tried and all have failed!
And I am so not cute!
I take it that's a bad thing, right? lol
You would run away screaming! Honest! :p
ForsytheTragedy 09-01-2007, 01:30 PM I feel challenged now. I am DETERMINED to think you're cute, regardless of what you say. And I WILL figure you out. So there. Neener neener! :p
Torana 09-01-2007, 01:33 PM I feel challenged now. I am DETERMINED to think you're cute, regardless of what you say. And I WILL figure you out. So there. Neener neener! :p
The challenge is on then!
I am not cute and I will prove you wrong as soon as I can get near a camera!
And you so will not figure me out! so mner! :p:p
ForsytheTragedy 09-01-2007, 01:39 PM The challenge is on then!
I am not cute and I will prove you wrong as soon as I can get near a camera!
And you so will not figure me out! so mner! :p:p
LOL. Okay, then. I accept the challenge and I am waiting impatiently for those pictures. And don't go making yourself look all ugly on purpose. That's just plain not fair!
SeaBreeze 09-01-2007, 01:42 PM ROFLMAO. hhehheeee! Careful what u say to her mate! Trust me! Just bribe her with hot coffee! :p :D
Torana 09-01-2007, 01:44 PM LOL. Okay, then. I accept the challenge and I am waiting impatiently for those pictures. And don't go making yourself look all ugly on purpose. That's just plain not fair!
I don't need to do that though. It comes natural!
And DOZ hot coffee only works when you live in the same town as me hahahahahahaha
SeaBreeze 12-12-2007, 08:10 AM Dumdumdumdumdum!
It's Baaaaaaaaack!
Bwahahhahaa
*poke*
Torana 12-12-2007, 08:16 AM oh go away I was enjoying my sleep DOZ. *crawls out from under rock*
SeaBreeze 12-12-2007, 08:43 AM *zap*
Torana 12-12-2007, 08:52 AM <cries and runs to hide behind blade of grass>
Hehe i missed this thread.
Cogito 12-12-2007, 12:38 PM Hi Torana!!
Banzai 12-12-2007, 01:02 PM It lives! There is no escaping Torana baiting! Fun and ethical :p
Torana 12-13-2007, 03:55 AM Damn you DOZ look at what you have done.
Torana is not here right now but if you'd like to leave a message at the end of the dial tone I am sure she will get back to you when she has got the time to do so.
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Banzai 12-13-2007, 04:02 AM *prods Torana*
*electrocutes Torana*
*Looks around at the shocked gasps*
I was only trying to help her wake up! *hide*
Torana 12-13-2007, 04:39 AM But I'm not here silly peoples. I'm..........i'm.............gone fishing! :D yeah fishing!
Its not wise to be fishing... near water... when being electrocuted...
Torana 12-13-2007, 04:46 AM .................................................. .
lol what? Here i am trying to advise you and you're being mean... hmpf.
SeaBreeze 12-13-2007, 04:51 AM don't worry Kit, she's like that... :p
*Pokes Torana*
Torana 12-13-2007, 04:59 AM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGh *runs away*
*smacks through wall*
*leaves funky looking cartoon Torana body shape hole in the wall and keeps running screaming all the way to Antartica*
Lmao... and again near the water....
*Watches Torana run to Antartica without grabbing a coat... *
Hey, you cold?
Torana 12-13-2007, 05:09 AM No it is lovely hear.
Was wuiet too till you showed up!
:D hehehehehehehehehehehe Want a hot drink? I have coffee!
SeaBreeze 12-13-2007, 05:17 AM *throws a penguin at Torana*
Torana 12-13-2007, 07:38 PM Hey stop invading my safe place you too.
Banzai 12-15-2007, 09:01 PM *prods Torana with a Torana-prodding stick*
Torana 12-15-2007, 11:57 PM WILL YOU STOP PRODDING ME!!!!!!!!
*stomps on Banzai's foot*
oh and that wasn't me you were prodding the way. It was I'm not sure who but it wasn't me! (I'd be worried of I were you)
Hey, Torana, I'm here. Whoopeeeee! Let the fun begin! *stomps on Torana's foot for a start*
Here, Banzai, i've taken revenge. *an evil grin spreads on his face*
Torana 12-16-2007, 09:45 AM *goes and sulks in the corner as usual*
I'm not talking to any of you anymore.
*goes and sulks in the corner as usual*
I'm not talking to any of you anymore.
What a relief!!! Whew! *sighs in relief*
Torana 12-16-2007, 09:49 AM *throws lump of wood at Hulkand hits him in the head*
*throws lump of wood at Hulkand hits him in the head*
*groans* Start talking again, Torana. Your voice pierces my ears, but alleast it does not hit my head like a lump of wood!!!
Torana 12-16-2007, 09:53 AM *rolls eyes and throws encyclopedia at Hulk*
Ran out of lumps of wood so I will use books now. There is a never ending supply in this place!
Damn! *makes a pitiful face which Torana stops throwing books with pity, and then the might Hulk throws the encyclopedia back at her*
Muhahaha...am i evil or what?
Torana 12-16-2007, 09:59 AM *laughs as the encyclopedia turns falls on the ground next to Torana*
not very cause I am too gorgeous for anyone to even think of actually hurting me :) he he he
Hey, Torana, did you get hurt so much that you are logging out and will not come back until the new year?
Sorry, i must have been day-dreaming (but the dream was excellent).
Damn again! My dream was too far-fetched. The encyclopedia didn't even hit you!
Torana 12-16-2007, 10:03 AM hahahahhaha I am just tooooooo good! :p
Don't forget the gorgeous part.
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!
Torana 12-16-2007, 10:07 AM *gives Hulk a nasty look*
I am not!
I didn't mean it. Didn't you see the YESSS!!! below it? That was because i made my first joke.
Well, i'm going now. Have some extremely important work *yawns and rubs eyes sleepily* to do. I'll come back and torment you tomorrow, Torana. Just have to issue a few books from my library to throw at you!
Torana 12-16-2007, 10:15 AM Alrighty then, I look forward to it with much anticipation :D
Bye for now! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tsk, tsk. Those last posts of mine were so immature. I'm starting fresh:
*Advances towards Torana with the chainsaw that Twiggie gave him*
Torana 03-15-2008, 01:27 PM Oh no you just didn't!
*raises the chainsaw, his eyes gleaming dangerously* YES, I DID!!!
Torana 03-15-2008, 01:29 PM oh NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!
Hey! A dead person can't talk!! I thought that the head had to be joined to the body!
Torana 03-15-2008, 01:35 PM yes but I'm special you know....:p
Hehe... I do miss this thread.
Ohhhh hulk CATCH! *tosses the Torana head*
soujiroseta 03-17-2008, 11:48 PM this is a funny thread:D
*catches Torana's head and starts playing basketball with it*
Hey, it's exactly like a basketball!! Both have nothing but air inside them!!!
Torana 03-18-2008, 07:13 AM Ohhh well that explains the whistling sound I always here! :p
*nods head enthusiastically* Yeah, that's because it's hollow.
Torana 03-18-2008, 07:26 AM Maybe I should fill it with pillow stuffing. THen it won't be hollow no more, or I could fill it with rocks....oooo but then it would be too heavy to hold up.....I'll go wtih the pillow stuffing stuff....
*catches Torana's head and starts playing basketball with it*
Hey, it's exactly like a basketball!! Both have nothing but air inside them!!!
Hehe its a very fun game :D Getting a little bloody though... :(
Torana 03-18-2008, 08:24 PM ooh yeah sorry bout that Kit. Can't be helped though. maybe put my head in a bubble then the blood will be contained.....
Good idea... *puts the head in a protective bubble*
Now its bouncy and clean :D
Torana 03-20-2008, 07:36 AM my head hurts ><
Oh really? I wonder why... *innocent whistle*
Torana 03-20-2008, 07:50 AM oh sorry...I have a SPLITTING headache.....><
Torana 03-20-2008, 07:58 AM yes it is!
<body rises up and takes off after Kit>
Banzai 05-19-2008, 07:08 AM I know this is frowned upon... But...
*bumps*
Oi! I'll infract you! For attempting to induce Torana baiting ... in MY thread :D
Torana 05-19-2008, 07:24 AM I think you both deserve an infraction to be perfectly honest! shame on you both!
:( But ... *Sobs* im good!
Torana 05-19-2008, 07:46 AM you started the thread Kit!
You instigated it all!
You is ebil!
But.. i've been reformed since then... and and Banzai made me make the thread... see in the Tavern he admitted suggesting it. Not all of us are cruel :(
Banzai 05-19-2008, 08:00 AM :eek: She isn't ebil! It's just fun :p
Torana 05-19-2008, 08:02 AM lol oh I remember Kit, I remember. Cause I was in bed sleeping and woke up to it remember. Banzai and someone else wanted it, and you just did it because you weren't scared of what I would do to you lol
ChimmyBear 05-19-2008, 08:09 AM Oh hell....this is going to be fun!!!
Torana 05-19-2008, 08:10 AM lol glad that you think so :p
<cries> I forsee pain unto my mind in the very near future!
ChimmyBear 05-19-2008, 08:13 AM Hey..just think about it this way....how many people can say they have a thread in their ...uh-mm....honor?...LOL!
Torana 05-19-2008, 08:16 AM lol and I do feel sooooooooooo very honored as well......><
ChimmyBear 05-19-2008, 08:18 AM yeah....I would be making the best of this...turning some tables maybe...hmmm?..LOL!!!!
Torana 05-19-2008, 08:20 AM lol well I have to head off to be lol I am really needing sleep...
so have fun everyone and you can pick on me again soon :p
Torana 05-19-2008, 10:51 PM I read over this lastnight and OMG what a laugh. I even found out that this thread is where we all first found out that I was Banzai's hallucination :p
Iulia 05-20-2008, 09:33 AM I'm not scared, I'm just not mean enough to torment Torana. She seems really nice to me! <3
Torana 05-20-2008, 09:48 AM awwwwww so sweet Iulia :)
Wreybies 05-20-2008, 08:42 PM Torana, you've your own thread?
I want a thread.
Torana, feeling better?
Taken my advice?
Cobra517 05-20-2008, 08:49 PM TORANA IS FAMOUS!
NOW, ON YOUR KNEES UNWORTHY COWARDS!!!
SHOW YOUR RESPECT!!! LOL!
Sorry Tor, I couldn't help it! :p
I hope you're having a great day!
ChimmyBear 05-20-2008, 10:45 PM Torana this thread is quite full...look at how popular you are!!! LOL!
Torana 05-20-2008, 10:57 PM Well that is wht they call me Princess you know. I am just so loved by so many people! Perfection is all I can say, pure perfection!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! yeah right :p
And I'm not sure about better, but not worse :)
And like Cobra said BOW BEFORE ME FOOLS! BAHAHAHAHAHA :p
lol erm....hi :D I need my rock back now ><
FoxyMomma 05-20-2008, 10:58 PM Hmmm...baiting the Tor-miester! Torana being baited! Tor-a-ding-a-ding-ding! Tor-ama in the pink dress! Tor-nado! Tor-mentor being Tor-mented! Torana! Tormarino-o-o! The Toratollah is just a hallucination of the Banzarino!
EDIT: Damn, I hope they show Saturday Night Live in the land of Kangaroos!
Torana 05-20-2008, 11:04 PM lmao Foxy :p
and I've nevre heard of that show actually!
FoxyMomma 05-20-2008, 11:06 PM OMG! It's the best comedy skit show EVER! This is from a character known as "The Copy Guy" played by Rob Schneider. I will have to see if I can find a video of it to show you. It would be sooooooo much funnier if you knew what I was talking about.
FoxyMomma 05-20-2008, 11:10 PM I can't find a video, but I found the transcript from one of the shows. Can I post that here????
Torana 05-20-2008, 11:20 PM I think so...can't see it being a prob tbh
Daniel I Russell 05-20-2008, 11:25 PM It's early. My eyes are itchy with hayfever. I don't have my lenses in yet.
Which might be why I read the title of this thread wrong. I thought it said The Official Home of Torana Beating.
And to think I brought this stick for nothing... :(
Torana 05-20-2008, 11:31 PM nice hun, really nice. :p hehe
FoxyMomma 05-20-2008, 11:32 PM Richmeister
Richmeister.....Rob Schneider
Randy.....Kevin Nealon
Steve.....Phil Hartman
Young Richmeister.....MaCauley Culkin
Sister Margaret.....Siobhan Fallon
[ Randy enters the Copy Room ]
Richmeister: Ran-dyyy! The Rand-man! Randatollah!
Randy: Hi, Richard. Just making some copies.
Richmeister: Alright! The Rand Old Opry, makin' copies!
Randy: It's nice to see you, too, Richard.
Richmeister: The Randster! Randomly selected for your listening pleasure!
Randy: That's a new one. I like that one.
Richmeister: Ran-dyy! Likin' the new one! The Great Randino-o-o-o!
Randy: Now, that one I've heard before. [ exits ]
Richmeister: The Randipulator. Doesn't realize how hard it is coming up with new names. The Complain-meister! [ Steve enters ] The Steve-inator!
Steve: Rich! The Richmeister!
Richmeister: Second Lieutenant Steve, of the 82nd Airborne Division!
Steve: [ laughing ] What??
Richmeister: Ste-e-eve!
Steve: Hey, Rich, I've got to ask you something. This has been bothering me for a long time.. I mean.. have you always been this way, you know, with the "Name Thing"? [ The Richmeister stares into space, wondering ] Rich? Where you going, buddy?
Richmeister: The Rich-man, about to have a flashback! El backo de flasho!
[ The Richmeister drifts off, as the scene fades into a flashback of his childhood, sitting at his desk in the back of the Catholic school classroom ]
Young Richmeister: Tim-my! The Tim-meister! Sharpenin' his pencil!
Timmy: [ sharpening his pencil ] Hey, Rich. I'm out of lead.
Young Richmeister: No lead for the Tim Man! Tim-o-rama!
Timmy: See ya, Rich. [ walks back to his desk ]
Young Richmeister: Ti-i-im! [ Cindy approaches the pencil sharpener ] Alright! Cindy! The Cindstress!
Cindy: Hi, Rich.
Young Richmeister: Cindereta Cindita! The Class Babe! Makin' her pencils sharp! Sharpatollah! [ Cindy returns to her desk, as Froggy approaches the pencil sharpener ] Froggy! The Frogginator! The Guy with the Warts!
Froggy: Leave me alone.
Young Richmeister: Frogman! The Guy Who Likes to Eat the Paste! Frog-o-rama!
Froggy: [ annoyed ] Shut.. up!
Young Richmeister: Froggy, gettin' mad! Froggarino!
[ Froggy returns to his desk ]
Sister Margaret: Now, Class, remember we were discussing the Battle of Bunker Hill. Now, it was George Washington's belief that if he could..
Young Richmeister: [ interrupting ] George! George of the Jungle!
Sister Margaret: [ angry ] Richard!
Young Richmeister: Baron George van Washeimer!
Sister Margaret: Okay, Richard Laymer, maybe you would like to tell us what George Washington beleived he could achieve at the Battle of Bunker Hill?
Young Richmeister: Alright! Sister Margaret, askin' me questions!
Sister Margaret: [ stern ] We're all waiting.
Young Richmeister: The Nunster! Nun-o-rama! Nu-u-un!
Sister Margaret: [ grabs a ruler and walks toward Richard's desk ] Give me your hand.
Young Richmeister: The Young Rich-man sincerely apologizes!
Sister Margaret: [ towering over Young Richmeister ] I said give me your hand!
Young Richmeister: Be assured, no more talkin' from the Rich-man! Promisita to the Nunnita! [ Young Richmeister realizes his fate is inevitable ] Oh, no! Disaster for the Rich-man! [ close-up of Young Richmeister's face as Sister Margaret swats his hand with the ruler ] Auugghhhh...!!
[ flashback fades back into the modern-day Richmeister, still screaming ]
Richmeister: ..Aauugghhhh..!!
Steve: Rich! Rich, it's alright! You're okay!
Richmeister: [ coming out of it ] Steve?!
Steve: Yeah, you were daydreaming.
Richmeister: [ dazed ] Steve-o?
Steve: Yeah. You were mumbling something about Baron von George Washheimer?
Richmeister: The Stevester!
Steve: [ quickly looks at his watch ] Oh, hey, Rich.. I got to go pick up my kid at St. Catherine's. [ darts out of the Copy Room ]
Richmeister: St Catherine's! [ remembers his flashback, and panics ] Ste-e-e-e-eve!!
[ zoom out to fade ] SNL Transcripts
Daniel I Russell 05-20-2008, 11:35 PM Maybe it's funnier on screen...
Torana 05-20-2008, 11:35 PM hehe not bad...
and I dare say that it would be funnier on screen...
FoxyMomma 05-20-2008, 11:37 PM Oh! It totally is, but I can't freakin find a clip of it and it's ticking me off!!!!!!
Torana 05-20-2008, 11:40 PM have you tried youtube?
Daniel I Russell 05-20-2008, 11:41 PM That reminds me of something I was going to carry over from my myspace...brb...
FoxyMomma 05-20-2008, 11:51 PM I looked on you tube and I google'd it and still nothing. Sucks...
Torana 05-20-2008, 11:55 PM damn! that has to bite!
FoxyMomma 05-20-2008, 11:56 PM I'll look more tomorrow. I'm beat. Night Toratollah
Torana 05-21-2008, 12:10 AM lol night then Foxy
What kind of bait do you use in Torana baiting?
Cos I'm thinking bardi-grubs might not be effective. Got plenty of earth worms but they can be a little difficult, and messy, to get on the hook. And I always find fish can suck 'em off the hook so maybe Toranas can too.
And is there a size limit? If I catch a Torana, will I have to throw it back if its less than, say, 50 cms in length?
And what weight line would you recommend? Hate to have the line snap when I've almost got that Torana into the boat.
Wonder if a pair of fluffy dice would work?
Torana 05-23-2008, 07:38 AM lol erm...I think I am scared.....
Daniel I Russell 05-23-2008, 07:44 AM I can't shake the image of badger baiting out of my head...
FoxyMomma 05-28-2008, 11:00 AM Just for you my sweet Torana!
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/lfeller91/thpinkysq.jpg
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Cogito 05-28-2008, 11:12 AM I can't shake the image of badger baiting out of my head...
Badgers? BADGERS??
We don't need no stinking badgers!
Torana 05-28-2008, 01:07 PM foxy....you have now been dubbed the most evil member on this whole damned forum!
Torana 05-28-2008, 01:08 PM Dan, my loaf....I AM NOT A BADGER!!!!!!!!! :p lol
FoxyMomma 05-28-2008, 02:09 PM foxy....you have now been dubbed the most evil member on this whole damned forum!
Then I want a special title thinger! NOW!!! :p
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<~~ebil laugh
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FoxyMomma 05-28-2008, 02:17 PM :p to you and your little dog too!
I have to wait until I have some extra dough to do that...
Torana 05-28-2008, 10:27 PM har har har!
I love being a supporter!
FoxyMomma 05-28-2008, 11:01 PM Tor Baby, I saw this and thought of you! I think you would look smashing darlin'!
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/dessycakes/betsyj.jpg
Torana 05-28-2008, 11:19 PM that would look cute in black and red actually, with a hint of grey :p
You are evil Foxy ><
Iulia 05-28-2008, 11:22 PM I agree, if it were in the colors she suggested, she actually would look smashing.
Daniel I Russell 05-29-2008, 12:19 AM Besides, she already has one in pink (sorry, hun! If you can't beat em...) ;)
Torana 05-29-2008, 12:30 AM But hun...I gave you the baseball bat for a reason!
AND I DO NOT!!!!!!!! ><
Daniel I Russell 05-29-2008, 12:38 AM Smacks himself over head with baseball bat. Can't feel her tear of my skin that way..
Torana 05-29-2008, 12:42 AM HAHAHA!
I'll go get the potato peeler. Always wanted to know if I could skin a human with one....:D
FoxyMomma 05-29-2008, 10:17 AM She wakes in her http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/bed.jpg
Breakfast consists of http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pink_egg___by_bas7a-1.jpg and http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pink-1.jpg
She dresses in her nicest http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/b8dc5a1d.jpg
FoxyMomma 05-29-2008, 10:17 AM She'll go for a ride in her http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pbpinkmustang.jpg and chat on her http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pinkrazr.jpg
She will stop for http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pink-red-closeup.jpg and a http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pink.jpg
FoxyMomma 05-29-2008, 10:17 AM Dinner is followed by http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/pinkcuppy.jpg
After all that food and the booze, she stops at the http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/Bild004.jpg to puke and then returns to her http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn124/RGates0927/bed.jpg to sleep off the buzz.
FantasyWitch 05-29-2008, 10:26 AM *hides* I like Torana!
This thread is mean :P
(but so funny! shhhh)
Cogito 05-29-2008, 10:28 AM I think I may need Pepto Bismol after all that pink.
Errrp! That's pink too!!!!! :eek:
Daniel I Russell 05-29-2008, 11:20 AM Foxy...
Her dad loves that car! Has pictures of it all the house! Ask her...
Daniel I Russell 05-29-2008, 11:34 PM I can bait with the best of 'em! (Sorry, hun!)
Torana's
http://i26.tinypic.com/ve907l.jpg
hurt, so we went back to our
http://i32.tinypic.com/2ihwmdj.jpg
for a game of
http://i29.tinypic.com/2ytxjyp.jpg
Daniel I Russell 05-29-2008, 11:35 PM and to listen to some
http://i25.tinypic.com/33cu6ie.jpg
and
http://i27.tinypic.com/2ut5lxz.jpg
Hehe! Sorry, hun. I love you hope you still love me. If not, you probably want to beat me to a pulp. At least I have protection though...
http://i29.tinypic.com/a4ycjm.jpg
FoxyMomma 05-29-2008, 11:42 PM YAY DAN! Join in on the fun! You know you will throughly enjoy that beating! OH WHIP ME! WHIP ME!
Daniel I Russell 05-29-2008, 11:44 PM Yup, I'm in trouble now.
I love you, hun!
Torana 05-29-2008, 11:47 PM i..i..can't say what I am thinking right now! ><
you two are evil!
Daniel I Russell 05-29-2008, 11:58 PM I bet you're thinking:
'These people are amazing and so dear to me. The time that went into creating such loving tributes... The hassle of finding the pics, uploading them and posting them... I only hope that I can one day show the same appreciation as they've showed me.'
Something like that, I suppose.
Torana 05-30-2008, 12:08 AM yeah...just...without the niceness! :p
Niceness? I feel I must question that. Not sure what question exactly though.
Torana 05-30-2008, 08:41 AM meaning I'd of said the exact opposite to what he posted :p lol
evil Dan, evil Foxy, evil I tell you, they are EVIL!
Iulia 05-31-2008, 10:34 PM Oh, now you've done it.
Torana 05-31-2008, 10:51 PM Just you wait and see what is going to happen next...when they least expect it...I will get my sweet revenge! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Iulia 05-31-2008, 10:53 PM Um . . . Tor? I think they can hear you . . . er, read the post.
Torana 05-31-2008, 11:02 PM hehehehe you just wait till they read what is coming....I won't post it today though...this requires, some special care :D
Iulia 05-31-2008, 11:03 PM Oh dear! Even I'm a bit scared now. (Because posts seem so harmless - no idea what evil can come from this threat)
Torana 05-31-2008, 11:04 PM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am the Mistress of the Macabre! Fear ME!
Daniel I Russell 06-01-2008, 01:21 AM I'm actually looking forward to it...
Torana 06-01-2008, 01:38 AM and so you should! It is coming along nicely actually....hehehe :D
Daniel I Russell 06-01-2008, 01:47 AM Hope it involves razor blades. Yummy!
Torana 06-01-2008, 01:57 AM No Dan. It does not!
Anywho. I saw that this board was back and alive! I remember when it first started :p
So I went back to find my old Torana bait.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/Cats2hope/toronathing.gif
And...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/Cats2hope/toronabait.gif
Both god Awful :p But oh well.
Torana 06-01-2008, 02:19 AM hahahaha I remember the first time you put these up :p
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/Cats2hope/Furstinbait.png
NEW Torana bait. :p
Torana 06-01-2008, 02:50 AM hahahaha! It looks great Bick. But that is so evil :p
Torana 06-02-2008, 01:24 AM hmpf!
Toasted
Orange
Rind
And
Naughty
Adjectives
Torana 06-08-2008, 03:21 AM LOL AWR! :p
Terra Valentine 06-26-2008, 04:40 PM I'm not sure I understand...
Torana 06-26-2008, 07:01 PM hehe! Don't stress, not many people did! :p
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