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Kit
07-24-2007, 11:25 AM
Tehe... since nobody else dared create this thread apparantly... now who's first? :D

Heather Louise
07-24-2007, 11:36 AM
ermmmmm . . . . . what?

Kit
07-24-2007, 11:42 AM
Lol.. well in another thread someone said "Maybe we can start another thread dedicated to tormenting Torana!" but then another person hinted they were too chicken *Cough* Banzai *cough*...

So being the childish person that I am I thought i'd go ahead and start the thread :D

Heather Louise
07-24-2007, 11:45 AM
owww, okii dokii, i'll start off the taunting.

Torana, you . . . you . . . are . . . a . . . a . . . . . . . . . really wonderful person.

ok, ok, i admit, i am scared also, she is scary that woman :(

Banzai
07-24-2007, 11:50 AM
Actually, I was reviewing a story for someone, kit! But at least this way you take the blame :p

My contribution to this, I think, will be her favourite picture of herself:p


(Yeah, she's gonna kill me now!)

Kit
07-24-2007, 12:13 PM
Actually, I was reviewing a story for someone, kit!

Oh you'll give me any excuse lol :P Admit it... you're scared! :P

But she looks so pretty in pink :O How can she not like that photo? :O

DivineLemon
07-24-2007, 12:48 PM
I shall sit and twiddle my thumbs.

Crazy Ivan
07-24-2007, 12:55 PM
Torana...you're...erm...your face.

Oh yes. Score. That was wit right there. Oh yes.

EDIT: Holy crap this was my 1,000th post.

BEST. MILESTONE POST. EVAR.

Banzai
07-24-2007, 01:00 PM
But she looks so pretty in pink :O How can she not like that photo? :O

Lack of appreciation for beauty?

Heather Louise
07-24-2007, 01:21 PM
i think she looks lovely on that picture, why would she hate it?

Kit
07-24-2007, 01:25 PM
Lack of appreciation for beauty?

I agree with ya!

Banzai
07-24-2007, 01:49 PM
...she is so gonna kill us for this...


On a lighter note, I'm pleased to see you have adopted that pretty picture of yourself as your profile picture, Kit :)

Heather Louise
07-24-2007, 01:50 PM
pwwww, pweddy kitty :p

and yea, we will all be winpering in fright when see comes online later :p

Kit
07-24-2007, 01:54 PM
Shurrup you pair this is the Torana baiting thread not the Kit baiting thread! Grrr... lol

Nah... I just thought it can't be all that bad if that many people have said otherwise...

Heather Louise
07-24-2007, 01:55 PM
haha, i prefer Kit baiting thread, i aint scared of you :p

Cogito
07-24-2007, 01:59 PM
It's unwise to bait the Magenta-clad...

Kit
07-24-2007, 01:59 PM
Well you should be! *evil laugh*.. erm... is it working yet? :D

Nah... Kit baiting wouldn't work... because Kit's a moderator with official moderator powers... like anti-kitbaiting powers! So *sticks tongue out* there!

Kit
07-24-2007, 02:00 PM
It's unwise to bait the Magenta-clad...

*nods emphatically* :D

Banzai
07-24-2007, 02:03 PM
Whose side are you on Cogito?

Heather Louise
07-24-2007, 02:04 PM
Nah... Kit baiting wouldn't work... because Kit's a moderator with official moderator powers... like anti-kitbaiting powers! So *sticks tongue out* there! well . . . . i'm . . . . i'm green, so there. :p and there is now more greenies than purplies, and they will stick up for me :p so fear me. lol

Cogito
07-24-2007, 02:07 PM
Whose side are you on Cogito?

My own, as always :)

Kit
07-24-2007, 02:10 PM
well . . . . i'm . . . . i'm green, so there. :p and there is now more greenies than purplies, and they will stick up for me :p so fear me. lol

Well I will not tolerate your threats missy! :( Don't make me... erm... throw something at you! HA!

Who's on my side anyways? :(

Banzai
07-24-2007, 02:17 PM
What? Oh, I will be :D Why not? So what are we doing?

Kit
07-24-2007, 02:21 PM
Woot! Erm... not sure... *Pulls out paper and a pen* So what's the plan? :D

Banzai
07-24-2007, 02:30 PM
Take out the leaders and install ourselves in their place? That seems to work with most small countries.

Kit
07-24-2007, 02:49 PM
What the heck... that'll do :D Then... once we've stolen the positions of power... the real Torana baiting can begin... *evil mad dictator style laugh*

Banzai
07-24-2007, 02:51 PM
*joins in laughing*

Kit
07-24-2007, 02:53 PM
Yayies! :D

Cogito
07-24-2007, 03:32 PM
Ee-yesss. So Magenta Kit will join with Banzai to overthrow the Magentas...

What's wrong with this picture? ;)

Banzai
07-24-2007, 03:41 PM
Nothing :)

Kit
07-24-2007, 03:57 PM
Silly... we're not overthrowing the magentas... we're after the pale blue :D

Banzai
07-24-2007, 04:02 PM
Naturally. It is the most fetching, after all. I think Banzai would look very good in pale blue type :p

Cogito
07-24-2007, 04:15 PM
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown - Henry IV, Part 2 Act IV Scene iv

Banzai
07-24-2007, 04:21 PM
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Macbeth, Act V, Scene V


I don't know what that has to do with anything, but it's my favourite Shakespeare quote.

Torana
07-24-2007, 05:35 PM
What an interesting conversation you lot have going on in here. rofl you are all crazy

Banzai
07-24-2007, 05:40 PM
And it's all in honour of you!

Crazy Ivan
07-24-2007, 06:10 PM
And your face!

Torana
07-24-2007, 10:47 PM
Yes well who wouldn't love a face like mine.
Aren't I beautiful???

http://www.celticnz.org/images/MegalithicNZ/image014.jpg

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 02:02 AM
i just happened to be eating my breakfast when i stumbled across you wonderful picture, what a nice thing to wake up to on a morning.

anyways, who wants to be on my side, recruiting starts now, and we even have a secretary and a . . . wait for it . . . water cooler!!! :p

Torana
07-25-2007, 02:11 AM
i just happened to be eating my breakfast when i stumbled across you wonderful picture, what a nice thing to wake up to on a morning.


lol I almost choked on my coffee when I read that heather.

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 02:12 AM
hahaa, i got you back :p

Banzai
07-25-2007, 02:13 AM
See, this is why everyone prefers the pink dress one :p

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 02:18 AM
hahaa, but i don't like you no more Banzai, you ganged up on me with Kit, joining her army and not mine :(

Torana
07-25-2007, 02:23 AM
Heather lets join forces against them!!!

Together we will be almighty and powerful!! :D:D:D:D

Banzai
07-25-2007, 02:27 AM
Damnit, that's no fair! :(

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 02:52 AM
yipeee!! i have a friend!! come on Torana, we'll whip 'em into shape :p

Torana
07-25-2007, 02:57 AM
Yeah sounds good to me. :D:D

You are so doomed now Banzai

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 02:59 AM
nice evil laugh :p

together we will rule this forum and all the people within!! no-one will stop us, no-one i tell you, NO-ONE . . . . oh, ermm, yea, sorry mam, i'll stop shouting

Torana
07-25-2007, 03:02 AM
Yeah don't say it too loud or Lp might hear you and yeah that would make it hard for our deious little plan hehehehehehehe :P

Banzai
07-25-2007, 03:03 AM
I'm hurt Torana. We were supposed to take over the world together :(

Torana
07-25-2007, 03:06 AM
I...I...I...

But I thought you had ditched me for Kit!

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 03:08 AM
oww, yeaa, sorry Torana

highlight: we can take over the world together, and no one will ever know with our secretway of comunicating!! mwaahaaahaaaa!!

and Banzai, all i can say to you is :p

Torana
07-25-2007, 03:11 AM
neener neener

I like your way of thinking heather. I knew we would make a great team mwahahahahahahaha

Banzai
07-25-2007, 03:18 AM
I...I...I...

But I thought you had ditched me for Kit!

How could I take over the world without you?

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 03:32 AM
don't listen to him Torana, he's only trying to sweet talk you. it is me that you want to stick with, we are geniuses!!

stay away Banzai, she's mine mwaaahaaaahaaaaaa

Torana
07-25-2007, 03:33 AM
How could I take over the world without you?

awwwww I feel so special!!! :redface::):p

Banzai
07-25-2007, 03:39 AM
Hehe.

JetBlack
07-25-2007, 03:47 AM
Lol.. well in another thread someone said "Maybe we can start another thread dedicated to tormenting Torana!" but then another person hinted they were too chicken *Cough* Banzai *cough*...

So being the childish person that I am I thought i'd go ahead and start the thread :D

You have received an Infraction for terrorizing these forums.

We can be twins.

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 05:22 AM
God no, not that. Anything but that.. hey Torana, is that a green m&m missile coming your way?

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 05:26 AM
Oh and you guys are scared of her? I live in the SAME TOWN AS HER! If anyone should be scared, it is I! She can reach me easier than you lot! :p

Torana
07-25-2007, 05:37 AM
mwahahahahahahahahahahaha be afraid be very very afraid *cough cough* well maybe when I get over my flu DOZ at the moment I am kind of house bound :(

Lycos
07-25-2007, 06:00 AM
I have just recovered from a horrid bout of flu. I empathize with you for those symptoms.

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 06:01 AM
oww, bless ya (K) we will ahve to postpone our site domination plans then, lol.

get better soon :D

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 06:04 AM
lol. Love the av Tor, it looks so much realistic, now ya gotta photo shop it onto teh pink dress pic...:p

Torana
07-25-2007, 06:04 AM
I have just recovered from a horrid bout of flu. I empathize with you for those symptoms.

awww thankyou Lycos and it is good to hear that you are feeling better.

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 06:15 AM
haha, nice aviee, looks just like you :p

Torana
07-25-2007, 06:17 AM
hehehe I know this is what I look like in the morning when I wake up. The pink dress pic is what I look like after my morning coffee! :P

Banzai
07-25-2007, 06:38 AM
Hehe, magical coffee :p

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 06:39 AM
owww, very pwretty. :p i can't show you what i look like on a morning as this is a site that children use also :p

Torana
07-25-2007, 06:43 AM
hahhahahaha that is funny heather.

And Banzai coffee is a very magical drink indeed lol it is why I love it so much :D:D:D:D

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 06:45 AM
erghhh. i hate coffee. i make home-made mochachinos or what ever they are called with 70% chocolate and only 30% coffee. i think it is meant to be the other way around :p

Banzai
07-25-2007, 06:47 AM
You love coffee, Torana? :eek:
Wow, I never would have guessed...:p

adamant
07-25-2007, 06:48 AM
Yeah, she's more of a night person I guess. And when I say 'night person', I mean vampire.

Torana
07-25-2007, 06:51 AM
don't tell everyone adamant. That was meant to be between the two of us. You know our own special little secret.....

adamant
07-25-2007, 06:53 AM
I's sorri. How about I make it up to you with this:

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070323/capt.sber10803231325.germany_polar_bear_sber108.jp g

A link to the picture above (http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070323/capt.sber10803231325.germany_polar_bear_sber108.jp g).

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 06:54 AM
owwww, i can't see it :'( i wanna see :( lol, sowwii, my bany tendensies coming through there.

Torana
07-25-2007, 06:56 AM
awwwww so cute! :P I guess that will amke up for it adamant. :) lol

adamant
07-25-2007, 06:57 AM
I make uun's link for you to do das viewing.

Torana
07-25-2007, 07:00 AM
lol.

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 07:00 AM
nope, link never worked :( i'm gunna go and sit in a corner and sulk now. humf. *crosses arms and legs and pouts*

Cogito
07-25-2007, 07:04 AM
How do you cross your pouts???

Torana
07-25-2007, 07:06 AM
that would be very interesting to find out really

adamant
07-25-2007, 07:07 AM
Maybe das kan viewingz theze?!

http://askmepc.com/baby-knut1.jpg
http://sparklette.net/archives/601/knut2.jpg
http://artiewayne.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/knut-best.jpg

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 07:07 AM
hahaa, funny. Cogito, lets see how funny it is when i stop your ration of sweeties this week :p mwaaahaaahaaaa. oh, what it's like to have power

adamant, they are gawjusssssss

Torana
07-25-2007, 07:10 AM
oh my they are so adorable I'm so jealous that would be awesome to be able to hold something that gorgeous.
And heather that is just plain nasty!

(don't worry people they have sleeping sedatives in them so ya don't really want any of her sweets ok :D )

Cogito
07-25-2007, 07:12 AM
Psst - I am not a slave to sugar. I like my chocolate, but just a little from my stockpile goes a long way.

Cogito
07-25-2007, 07:13 AM
They are unbearably cute!

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 07:13 AM
don't worry people they have sleeping sedatives in them so ya don't really want any of her sweets ok you little liaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Torana
07-25-2007, 07:21 AM
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough cough*

adamant
07-25-2007, 07:22 AM
you tranq'ed my candy?! i shall know not to trick-or-treat at your house. however, i plan on eating so many that i build up an immunity!

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 07:23 AM
sorry, did i miss anything?? what a nice sleep that was *strecth* just you watch Torana, you're future supply of sweets might not be as safe as you think

mwaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Torana
07-25-2007, 07:25 AM
I dont want sweets I want COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 07:26 AM
welllllllllll thennnnnnnnnnnnnnn i'lllllllllllllllll spikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yourrrrrrrrrrr coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cogito
07-25-2007, 07:33 AM
Silly! You can't poke a hole in coffee. As soon as you pull out the spike, the hole disappears (unless that coffee is WAY too thick!)

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 07:35 AM
hahaaaaaa. *falls on floor laughing* ok, ok, i'm all right, thanks for asking. well then i'll drop little tablets into it and no-one will ever know :)

Torana
07-25-2007, 07:37 AM
I'va had that done to me before it isn't a nice experience.

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 07:37 AM
well then say sorry and all of this can be forgotten about

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 07:40 AM
I still feel bad about that Tor. :( Ah well, I promise coffee so maybe soon we can go have some lunch then.

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 07:45 AM
can i come?!?! :D:D

Banzai
07-25-2007, 07:53 AM
I like lunch :) And coffee :)

Heather Louise
07-25-2007, 07:54 AM
wanaa come with me then Banzai, we will have our own lunch and coffee party!! <:-)

Torana
07-25-2007, 07:55 AM
yeah but the sleep I got when the doctor sedated me was really really good lol 2 days worth of sleep rofl

Banzai
07-25-2007, 07:56 AM
Worth coffee?

Torana
07-25-2007, 07:57 AM
hey let me come heather

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 08:07 AM
Of course you can!

Banzai
07-25-2007, 08:20 AM
Yay! Party!

Torana
07-25-2007, 08:31 AM
I'll bring the umbrella's!

adamant
07-25-2007, 08:32 AM
*cough*vamp*cough*

Banzai
07-25-2007, 08:40 AM
Don't vampires like the rain? :confused:

Torana
07-25-2007, 08:43 AM
*cough*vamp*cough*

I heard that adamant!!!

adamant
07-25-2007, 08:45 AM
You bring umbrellas to block the sunlight. Picnics and rain simply don't mix. And Tor' you didn't hear a thing. Though I must admit you may have read something... in your cave. :P

Banzai
07-25-2007, 08:51 AM
Why a cave? Don't vampires live in crypts? And I thought she said she lived in a box? :confused:

Torana
07-25-2007, 08:55 AM
yeah that is possibly true adamant.

Torana
07-25-2007, 08:57 AM
and yeah I do live in a box and it is a very comfy little cardboard box too.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:01 AM
awww thankyou Lycos and it is good to hear that you are feeling better.

Why thanks. :) Hope you get better sooner.

Torana
07-25-2007, 09:02 AM
Thankyou kindly Lycos! :)

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:07 AM
Heh, my place is larger than hers. I have a five cardboard box home with planes to expand.

Torana
07-25-2007, 09:16 AM
I like my little space....nice and sercluded and very very very confined!!! Only room for ME!!!!!!!!!

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:19 AM
Is it a cuboard under the stairs that would explain the lack of room

Torana
07-25-2007, 09:25 AM
hmmm that could explain a few things actually

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:27 AM
like the boogy man that keeps stealing your frilly pink underwear and prancing around in it? oh wait... that's the tiny mirror you have showing your reflection... BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAAA

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:37 AM
hmmm that could explain a few things actually

Care to elaborate

Torana
07-25-2007, 09:37 AM
how did you know I had frilly pink undies? You been perving in my window again DOZ?

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:39 AM
Aw... you saw me! Bugger. Hmmm... hang on. Your box don't have windows!

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:40 AM
you wear pink undies. Eowwwwww. unless they are thongs.

adamant
07-25-2007, 09:41 AM
Just... use... a... box... cutter, and there we are. You now have windows!

You gis a Grammie!


EDIT: Thongs suck ass (well, technically that's a bit of an oxymoron), BOYSHORTS are so much better.

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:43 AM
I must remember that one! Thongs.. hmm.. thongs have another meaning in Australia. We wear them on our feet... as shoes.. hahahhaha. I can see you guys mentaly pictureing Australian walking around wiht bits of knickers ontheir feet! ahhaahhaha.

No. U might know them as flip-flops. Whcih sound odd even thinking the name

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:43 AM
No chance. Thongs rule. especially when worn by sexy bird. Owe yeah

Torana
07-25-2007, 09:44 AM
Care to elaborate

Well the sides are very stiff, very uncardboard box like, and when it rains it never goes soggy!!!!

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:44 AM
I must remember that one! Thongs.. hmm.. thongs have another meaning in Australia. We wear them on our feet... as shoes.. hahahhaha. I can see you guys mentaly pictureing Australian walking around wiht bits of knickers ontheir feet! ahhaahhaha.

No. U might know them as flip-flops. Whcih sound odd even thinking the name

well it would be strange seeing girls with thongs on their legs. But then that leaves room for bare bums.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:45 AM
Well the sides are very stiff, very uncardboard box like, and when it rains it never goes soggy!!!!

that would be very annouying been dry all the time

Torana
07-25-2007, 09:45 AM
Yes indeed it is

adamant
07-25-2007, 09:45 AM
actually... he said 'undies' then 'thongs'... so that's what i was going for. regardless, the verdict still stands. (there's an odd pun in the last 3 syllables of that sentence)

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:46 AM
oh u r a cheeky one aren't ya!?!?!!!!

Heh., I would never wear undies that gave me permanant wedgies. Anyway.. enoguh about underwear styles for now.. Torana! Do you want some newspaper for your bed?

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:46 AM
who cares. lmao. Im taking it Torana wears pink thongs. well one can hope. Unless Toranas a bloke then i shoot my brains out for thinking hairy bums in pink thongs

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:48 AM
FRILLY UNDIES! NOT THONGS! GEEZ, GET IT RIGHT WOULD YA!?!

Hey, Torana, have you picked out the latest spot to have yoru home? I hear there's prime real estate underneath the GIANT VEGEMITE JAR. At least if it goes ahead that is

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:49 AM
You wear Vegemite on your thongs. is that sticky then?

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:49 AM
Torana is female right?

Torana
07-25-2007, 09:51 AM
who cares. lmao. Im taking it Torana wears pink thongs. well one can hope. Unless Toranas a bloke then i shoot my brains out for thinking hairy bums in pink thongs

Well I think I would do the same thing if I was a bloke actually lol

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:51 AM
Yes but enoguh about underwear. The vegemite thing is something that Torana probably would of heard about. The local shire council or someone in it is thinking about painting a mural of a vegemite jar on an unused giant water tank.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:51 AM
what wear thongs

Torana
07-25-2007, 09:52 AM
Yes I am a female lol
and yeahI found a nice place it is under a rock!!!! I like being underneath rocks!

adamant
07-25-2007, 09:52 AM
for what purpose? ref: to the jar..

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:53 AM
huh? hang on, we are supposed to be stiring Torana up. Now hand over the green and pink m&m's or start throwing them at her stupid carboard box!

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:54 AM
i hate m&ms. but thongs i like.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:54 AM
on women that is

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:55 AM
Jar.. well u know that some towns have the big... banana or whatever, well this is supposed to be the big vegemite jar, representing an Australian Icon. Which is a crock cause Americans now own the company. And a how embarressing! and not to mention that I hate vegemite. It smells liek Axle grease. but worse.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:56 AM
and you put that on your undies. Why?

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:56 AM
Lycos. I take it you like women wearing tiny fabric that may be referred to as thongs. It's startign to get a little freaky.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:56 AM
sorry im a single hot blooded fella.

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:57 AM
Nah, enough mate. Drop the underwear stuff. It's getting a little odd.

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:58 AM
sorry im a single hot blooded fella.


I realised that one! U sound like a kool guy but this thread is about baiting Torana. Not underwear and what we put on them!

Torana
07-25-2007, 09:58 AM
sorry im a single hot blooded fella.

lol :p

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 09:58 AM
I think Torana needs a hug.

adamant
07-25-2007, 09:59 AM
DBOZ, what exactly is this vegemite crap? We own it, yet I've never even heard of it. Hehe... another American conquest, eh? First we took your Nair... now we're coming for the joeys!

Lycos
07-25-2007, 09:59 AM
I realised that one! U sound like a kool guy but this thread is about baiting Torana. Not underwear and what we put on them!


Well i was just curious really. Everyone seems to talk of this hulls raven and torana they must have something strange going on.
Are they related

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:00 AM
Hey, keep the vegemite. It's thick and black and gross. if u ever have it on your toast, NEVER spread it thivk like peanut butter. Try it thin. It's still gross, but I thought Id give u a tip. But oh well. It is an aquaired taste though

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:01 AM
Well i was just curious really. Everyone seems to talk of this hulls raven and torana they must have something strange going on.
Are they related

ROFLMAO! hahhahaha. Not that I know of! Unless Tor is hiding somethign from me!

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 10:02 AM
Hey, keep the vegemite. It's thick and black and gross. if u ever have it on your toast, NEVER spread it thivk like peanut butter. Try it thin. It's still gross, but I thought Id give u a tip. But oh well. It is an aquaired taste though

Well I have never heard of that before.

I like Nutella.

Torana
07-25-2007, 10:02 AM
Well i was just curious really. Everyone seems to talk of this hulls raven and torana they must have something strange going on.
Are they related

WHAT?
No we are not realted we have never met each other. We know each other through the forum and that is it.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:03 AM
Lycos. I take it you like women wearing tiny fabric that may be referred to as thongs. It's startign to get a little freaky.

How so. Have you never gone out on the pull razzle surely you have some love interests

adamant
07-25-2007, 10:03 AM
WHAT?
No we are not realted we have never met each other. We know each other through the forum and that is it.

...or is it?

duh-duh-dunt!

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:04 AM
WHAT?
No we are not realted we have never met each other. We know each other through the forum and that is it.

oh. well its strange how everyone here talks of you two. now thats a bit freaky

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:04 AM
Yeah. I have a boyfriend. But that's as far as this conversation will go untill I get to know you better. And only as a friend on the forum.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:05 AM
ok not a problem. But i didn't realise this was about you. my mistake then.

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:05 AM
Because they are friends

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:06 AM
O_o blech. I need to go poke at Torana with a green stick and taunt her with a pink dress

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:06 AM
but it is freaky that a writing forum boasts about the two of them

Torana
07-25-2007, 10:06 AM
oh. well its strange how everyone here talks of you two. now thats a bit freaky

Well this is the first I knew about it actually.

Banzai
07-25-2007, 10:07 AM
Bloody hell... I go off to read for a little while, and this is the turn the conversation takes...

*shakes head*

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:08 AM
look at all the posts and threads most of them are dedicated to both of you. thats strange.

adamant
07-25-2007, 10:08 AM
I can't know about DBOZ either... due to the fact that she wants to remain hidden, and also wants to avoid gravity due to the fact that it would make her ****** **** and also the thing she said about Tomb Raider.

(No cuss words were harmed in the making of this post)

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:08 AM
Bloody hell... I go off to read for a little while, and this is the turn the conversation takes...

*shakes head*

And who are you super janitor

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:09 AM
please drop this. We are busy baiting Torana. Not going on about her love life and whether she wears thongs with vegemite on them. Get over it. It's old.

Torana! Stop stealing my garden gnoms

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 10:09 AM
Bloody hell... I go off to read for a little while, and this is the turn the conversation takes...

*shakes head*

Uh huh. I am sitting back for this one.

Torana
07-25-2007, 10:10 AM
but it is freaky that a writing forum boasts about the two of them

Look I don't know what you are talking about and why you are saying that the forum boasts about me. I know they do Raven as he is a darn good moderator and very helpful member.

adamant
07-25-2007, 10:10 AM
please drop this. We are busy baiting Torana. Not going on about her love life and whether she wears thongs with vegemite on them. Get over it. It's old.

Torana! Stop stealing my garden gnoms
Wait... what are you talking about?

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:11 AM
please drop this. We are busy baiting Torana. Not going on about her love life and whether she wears thongs with vegemite on them. Get over it. It's old.

Torana! Stop stealing my garden gnoms

look love you go bait whoever and however and I'll bait in my way. get real will you. your starting to get insulting in your posts. this thread im guessing is for a laugh not the drop bear bellyache club

Banzai
07-25-2007, 10:11 AM
Raven and Torana are two of the most prominent members here... Is that a problem, or something?

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:12 AM
I can't know about DBOZ either... due to the fact that she wants to remain hidden, and also wants to avoid gravity due to the fact that it would make her ****** **** and also the thing she said about Tomb Raider.

(No cuss words were harmed in the making of this post)

........

I don't knwo what u r talking about! O_o let's drop this whole thing and get back to stirring Torana up!

Torana
07-25-2007, 10:13 AM
look at all the posts and threads most of them are dedicated to both of you. thats strange.

give it a rest already. Like as if that is even true. This thread was created for some fun already. Just for people to have some fun and poke fun at me for a laugh. Do you get it now?

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:13 AM
well it would seem so. miss tight knickers. I thought i was having a laugh

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 10:14 AM
........

I don't knwo what u r talking about! O_o let's drop this whole thing and get back to stirring Torana up!

I agree.

Toranna your avatar worries me some.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:14 AM
yes its rather agressive.

Torana
07-25-2007, 10:14 AM
oh sorry i do aplogise.

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:14 AM
Yeah. But it seems ur the only one laughing.

adamant
07-25-2007, 10:14 AM
Torana, let's battle rap!

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:15 AM
Yeah. But it seems ur the only one laughing.

Who me.

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 10:15 AM
oh sorry i do aplogise.

Hehe no problem. I would like to know the history behind it though.

It is clever looking.

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:16 AM
Any whoo. apologies. But I was getting defensive of my friend. I'm kind of a prude in a way but hey. Whatever. Torana steals cookies and then she steals gnomes, (hey I spelled it right! :p)

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:17 AM
cookies? uh? wha?

Well this is a strange forum

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 10:17 AM
Any whoo. apologies. But I was getting defensive of my friend. I'm kind of a prude in a way but hey. Whatever. Torana steals cookies and then she steals gnomes, (hey I spelled it right! :p)

OH MY! I was wondering where my gnome went. His name was Bob.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:19 AM
I once pinched a gnome. we photod it and posted its ear and a photo back to the owner.
two days later some bastard stole my garden gnome. I paid a fiver for the damn thing. thieving bastards

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:19 AM
Yeah, I needed a replacement gnome

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:19 AM
I once pinched a gnome. we photod it and posted its ear and a photo back to the owner.
two days later some bastard stole my garden gnome. I payed a fiver for the damn thing. thieving bastards

ROFLMAO

Torana
07-25-2007, 10:21 AM
hey everyone knows Hulls Raven is the cookie thief

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:22 AM
Lol. :p

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 10:25 AM
hey everyone knows Hulls Raven is the cookie thief

I need to know who to hide my cookies from.

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:25 AM
ROFLMAO

whati loved that gnome. thieving bastards. cheeky sods also stole the garden frog i had too. i was so gutted its like you have a little garden ornamentation and next thing some thieving crap bag steals it. You just can't leave anything about

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:26 AM
lol. especially cookies!

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 10:27 AM
whati loved that gnome. thieving bastards. cheeky sods also stole the garden frog i had too. i was so gutted its like you have a little garden ornamentation and next thing some thieving crap bag steals it. You just can't leave anything about

Around Halloween I had a carved pumkin outside the front door and on the day of the holiday someone stole it.

luke_mushu_2010
07-25-2007, 10:29 AM
Around Halloween I had a carved pumkin outside the front door and on the day of the holiday someone stole it.

musta been a hobo, i mean come on, who steals a carved pumpkin? lol

Lycos
07-25-2007, 10:31 AM
Around Halloween I had a carved pumkin outside the front door and on the day of the holiday someone stole it.

bastards.

Mind you though you can get some good garden furniture on summer nights people just leave it out for the taking i even got a barbecue once. it was really good. but then i never got the chance to use it. some thieving bastard stole it. gits

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 10:33 AM
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! I'M GOIGN TO BED!

OH, and you can all shout whooooohoooo now! :p Have fun guys, cheers nad beers and all that jazz. Torture u tomorrow Toranaaaaaaaaaaa!:D :p

Torana
07-25-2007, 10:36 AM
Weel as long as no one takes my garden gnomes cause they are very sentimetal to me.
I will cut off hands and feet of anyone that touches them....but the live on my wardrobe so is hard to get to them hahahaha

Banzai
07-25-2007, 11:04 AM
Yoink!

*nicks Torana's gnomes*

JetBlack
07-25-2007, 11:11 AM
As it is said.

G N O M E R C Y

Banzai
07-25-2007, 11:29 AM
That actually made me laugh...
How uncharacteristically witty of you :p

Cogito
07-25-2007, 11:48 AM
Gnome Man is in Eye Land.

Banzai
07-25-2007, 02:58 PM
Yeah.... That was less so :p

Cogito
07-25-2007, 03:10 PM
EVERYBODY's a critic!

Night Haunter
07-25-2007, 03:11 PM
I think thats probely a good thing. lol just keep your garden funiture save. lol

Cogito
07-25-2007, 03:13 PM
????

Night Haunter
07-25-2007, 03:17 PM
I was reading the posts made earlier in this thread. step back a few pages. When i clicked on i started off way down so read them instead of clicking last page.

Cogito
07-25-2007, 03:19 PM
Ahhhh. :)

Night Haunter
07-25-2007, 03:21 PM
have a read its pretty funny it starts with m&ms and progesses into pink thongs then garden gnomes roflmao

Banzai
07-25-2007, 03:26 PM
Yeah, the underwear bit got a bit weird...

Cogito
07-25-2007, 03:28 PM
So how about them gnomes hiding under the garden furniture with a load of M&Ms in their pink underwear?

Banzai
07-25-2007, 03:51 PM
Well that's a distubing image...

Kit
07-25-2007, 04:18 PM
Bloody hell... I go off to read for a little while, and this is the turn the conversation takes...

*shakes head*

Lol... you think its bad! I dissapear for a few hours after feeling mighty proud of my plans for forum domination... come back... and find that:

a) My trusty companion Banzai would rather be on the other side...
b) Torana wears more pink than she lets on...
c) Everyone has a gnome fetish...
d) I should spend even more time on here...

Lol

Oh and Torana you're soooo mean:


hey everyone knows Hulls Raven is the cookie thief

Just because you know he aint here to stick up for himself! I'm shocked and appauled :eek: I'm sure the cookie trail led to you :D

Banzai
07-25-2007, 04:40 PM
Actually, Kit, I'm just playing the two sides off against each other ;)


And the whole damn cookie thread is coming back, isn't it?

Cogito
07-25-2007, 07:55 PM
Walking the middle of the road means you get hit from BOTH directions!

Torana
07-25-2007, 07:59 PM
Kit the only reason it lead to me was because Raven made sure of it and has help from, some very devious forum member minds.

And Cogito you are too right there.

And I hate pink and I do not wear it!!!!!!! Yeah ok so on the od occassion I have no choice (when there is nothing else clean that is) but I hate pink!!!

Night Haunter
07-26-2007, 04:01 AM
lol I remember Raven caught you with your hand in the jar lol. wow that was like months back now

Torana
07-26-2007, 04:07 AM
he so did not!!!

Night Haunter
07-26-2007, 04:17 AM
roflmao. He so did because even Heather caught your other hand in the cookie jar. lol

Kit
07-26-2007, 04:20 AM
Lol awww Torana is getting so defensive... Our Hull would never frame anybody :o Lies! All lies!

Torana
07-26-2007, 04:22 AM
he was in on it too though!!!!

Night Haunter
07-26-2007, 04:23 AM
Naa not the Raven. I refuse to believe our righteous leader would steal cookies.

Banzai
07-26-2007, 04:26 AM
Even Mods get hungry...

Torana
07-26-2007, 04:29 AM
he did and he even admitted it!

Why do you not believe me?

*runs off crying*

Night Haunter
07-26-2007, 04:32 AM
covers my ears.

Torana
07-26-2007, 04:35 AM
typical

Banzai
07-26-2007, 04:44 AM
I can't remember how that thread finished, actually... It may be time for a resurrection!

Kit
07-26-2007, 04:45 AM
Lol nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I can't take another one!!!

*Hides*

Banzai
07-26-2007, 04:47 AM
Hehe. It wasn't that bad, surely?

Torana
07-26-2007, 04:49 AM
Kit is just upset cause me and Raven ate all the cookies when we sat down and had coffee together is all. She didn't get any cause we didn't want to share. :D:D:D:D

Banzai
07-26-2007, 04:52 AM
...was that a confession? :confused:

Torana
07-26-2007, 04:54 AM
i never confessed to nothing it is your imagination my dear friend

Banzai
07-26-2007, 04:58 AM
Damn. I'm hallucinating again...

Torana
07-26-2007, 05:01 AM
you always are Banzai. Like I said I am a figment of your imagination. I do not exist. I am not a member here. You created me in your mind!!!!!

Banzai
07-26-2007, 05:02 AM
What about the forum, is that in my mind too?

Torana
07-26-2007, 05:04 AM
nope! Just me!

Torana
07-26-2007, 05:05 AM
and so is your post count by the way

Banzai
07-26-2007, 05:12 AM
So my post count is really double what I see?

Torana
07-26-2007, 05:13 AM
no it is non existant cause you aren't really posting you just think that you are.

Banzai
07-26-2007, 05:18 AM
Or perhaps that's just your hallucination... Can hallucinations have hallucinations?

Torana
07-26-2007, 05:23 AM
I guess so

Banzai
07-26-2007, 05:26 AM
Interesting... So couldn't you thinking that I'm hallucinating just be a hallucination?

Torana
07-26-2007, 05:30 AM
nah not at all possible hey!