nope, im powerful anyway :D

Nope, just a bonus extra :p

Lol okies... big ego there.

You don't know the half of it, Kit :p

Lol... Well i'd hate to see the other half as well then :o

Erm...well...it's invisible :p

Ohhhh kool i'd like to be invisible...

It would be fun.

Very much so lol

What would you do?

Nicer things than you would! You?

Peoplewatching. People act differently when they know they are being observed.

Yeah, perfect psychological experiments.

hahaa, i always act as if i am being watched, that way if i am, i never look stupid. :p

Whereas I just always look stupid :p

I've said it before, I'll say it again: For me, it's not the problem of looking stupid...it's the problem of making it more apparent that I'm stupid. >.>

Well, that's going to happen anyway. How long did it take you lot to realise?

By the way, Ivan, I like your sig. Very witty :p

Hello. I'm back. well, not that I was gone, just too busy to jump on the bandwagon of nutters that is this writing forum! How ya all doing?

Good thankyou! :D I feel much better this morning! How y'all feeling this fine, sunny morning?

i feel allright this vry fine, sunny morning. actaully i am rejocing for it is infact a fine, sunny morning. :D and hows everyone else?

it is not sunny here , it is wet and dark and yeah! lol

As for stupid, it is better to act stupid sometimes cause that way people do not expect too much from you. Where as if everyone knows how smart you truely are and how much knowledge you truely have they expect so much from you and then when you do make a mistaake and you get something wrong, you look worse than you did when you were acting stupid.

I'm with stupid, it is safer :D:D:D:D

And I am fine by the way DOZ lol

owww, sorry to hear about the weather there. i ahte the cold and stuff, but i love it when it is bouncing down with rain and i sit on my window sill and watch out the window, it is really good. and i'm really wierd :p

NAh I love the cold weather actually. I just wish this blasted cough would go away. At least when it is cold ya can snuggle up with a good book infront of the fire and warm up, in summer ya get all sweety and yeah I hate the heat! All I need is for it to snow here where I live and I'd be a happy girl. But that has only happened once and will probably never happen again. I want snow! :P

i love the snow, but i rarely snows here and when it does it is feeble and that slushy snow that is not worth bothering with. i want a white christmas!! *sulks in corner*

*sulks in corner with Heather* I want a white Christmas too :(

hahaa, yea, when we moved to N.Z. we were getting all syked about having a warm Crimbo on the beach. unfortuantly we never stayed long enough to reach Crimbo. :(

well christmas just gone I don't actually remember much of and didn't realy celebrate it much. Was first one without my brother and my nan and a few other people. So yeah I don't look forward to it no more.
But I do love seeing my kids faces as they open their pressies up. Melts ya heart when their faces light up with each pressie

lol, melts my heart when i'm recieving lots of pressies. :p lol, nh, im still the kid at Crimbo so it's fun fun fun for me. :D

Christmas :D Hehe, I sing christmas carols in summer :p For some reason, no one seems that interested in carolling in July...

Isn't it supposed to be bad luck or something?

No... Actually, that would explain a lot...

Awww poor you.... here's how you make it better:

a) Walk under a ladder a day
b) Break some mirrors
c) Sing different christmas carrols

:D

What about shouting "bomb" on a crowded train? Or is that just a bad idea?

I would think that would be ill-advised, yes.

I would be able to get some good camera shots of mass panic though...

But you're probably right, Cogito, it probably is ill-advised...

You're just evil... inducing mass panic for no reason other than your own enjoyment... hmmm nice idea :D

Actually, it's for a video project me and some friends are doing :p

i think it's a good idea, go for it. :D

Excellent :D

i wanna watch though, so you have to film it. :D

Lol. There would be little point if I didn't film it... :p

owww good, as long as i can watch. :)

Hehe, mass panic in the name of Heather's entertainment :p

The pink marshmallows are the grossest.

well Banzai, life would be boring if i wasn't entertained.

and marshmellows are disgusting all together JetBlack. :p

:eek: What's wrong with you people? Marshmellows are great! You need to melt them a little, though,

they are sick, sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick. get my point?

No :p

fine. they are sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick.

get it now??

Nope the pink ones are just repulsive Banzai. I don't eat the at all!!! Cause they is just blergh repulsive, disgusting, vulgar and generally icky!!! lol

So...you're not so keen on them, Torana?

Nope. They are pink! and what gave you the idea that I am not so keen on them :D lol

so, you never found a new Avie then Torana, :p or maybe you just like the look of my name, it reminds you of me :p

I'm not sure. And it does seem strange, given your affinity for all things pink :p

i like pink things tbh, its a prettyful colour. :)

And we all know Torana likes it.

nah, she just likes me. :p

I like the marshmallows with that grape flavoured goo inside that tends to squirt into your eye if you aren't a proficient chewer.

Wow. I've never heard of them before. Where do you get them from?

Im not sure where you would get them from in the UK but the brand is Mr. Mallow. The company makes all sorts of fun and delicious marshmallows.

Cool, I'll have to look out for it. Where do you live then? Australia? Or the US?

Aus.

Ah, okay. So it's probably a crazy Aussie thing, then :p

Never heard of them myself either. Sound pretty funky if ya ask me!

Lol.. you think anything that sounds crazy is funky. I only eat white marshmellows... I like them chocolate covered too :D

Chocolate fountain! Those things are cool. I always wanted to get a really big one, that I could put my head in.... I'm not strange!

Why do you want to cover your head in chocolate? :p

It's just the novelty factor, really. Besides, I get the melted chocolate everywhere anyway :p

crazy crazy crazy Banzai. I think that putting your head in a chocolate fountain would be kewl though. I wanna try that one day, but wouldn't it be a bit hot to do that banzai!?

imagine getting that up your nose too...eeeeeewwwwwww and in your eyes, that would hurt!!! you truely are a very crazy guy my friend!!!!!!

And it's taken you this long to notice? :p

well I don't make a habit of staring at peoples noses to see if they have chocolate up there lol

Well, that's just daft, Torana!

oh so I am daft now! Gee thankyou ever so kindly. I want a divorce!!!!!! hahahaha

:eek: Who says daft is a bad thing?

i am just a hallucination of your mind and stop making me a confused hallucination cause us hallucinations don't like to be confused. Can't you hallucinate that your hallucination is hallucinating about hallucinating about cheesecake lol

(that was very confusing. Stop doing this to me Banzai........)

I can hallucinate that my hallucination is eating a hallucinatory cheesecake. Is that any good?

it tastes really good too! Well done :P:D:)

Wooo! I'm a good hallucinator!

yeah well you must be to hallucinate someone as perfect as me lol

Hehe :p

yeah well you must be to hallucinate someone as perfect as me lol

How many confessions is this now?

Shall I not go into yours, Kit?

Shhhh!

I can't help it Kit. He is forcing me to! That is the nasty side of being a hullucination as perfect as I am lol

Mwahahaha! It's all part of my master plan!

nice Avie Torana, was there by any chance one there like that for Chavs? :p

You could always make one, heather.

how?

Erm...now that's the tricky bit... Could you make it in paint perhaps, and shrink it down?

hahaa. might try it if i can be bothered. :D along the lines of "chavs are not evil. Chav do not go around knifeing everyone in sight. Chavs do not jump everyone who doesn't wear trackies. Chavs do not spend all their lunch money on alcohol." :p

Chavs do not vandalise bus stops?

yep, thats another good one :D

=O

How can I trust you people if I leave for a few days and come back to 35-page threads

IT'S A MONSTARRRRRRRdundundahhh

Welcome back, Ivan :p

Shhh - everybody quiet; he's back!

don't you do that when the windowcleaner comes, your mams shouts "shhhhhhhhhh" and you duck behind the sofa so he knocks a few times then leaves. os was it just my mam? :p

We don't have a window cleaner. I feel deprived :( Darn southerners, never cleaning :p

hahaa, we don't any more, but in our old house we sued to. well, some guy with a bucket of slightly soapy water, who used to chuck a bit of water over te windows and demand a fiver each time!! :O

:eek: Extortion! Actually, we don't even have a milk man down here. Southerners really are barbarians and savages...

hahaa, i always thought that. :p

It's true, it really is... (Help! You have to me out of here!)

hahaa, we don't any more, but in our old house we sued to.

AHA! If you didn't like the window cleaner, why did you sue him into cleaning your windows?

Something's rotten in the state of Heathermark....

Heathermark, eh? That sounds quite cool...

You guys got crazier since I left and got back...

lol. sounds about right. :)

Well, there was just me, without your calming influence, Kit. What else would happen? :p

You guys got crazier since I left and got back...

Is that even possible? It boggles the mind.

lol. sounds about right. :)

It doesn't sound right.. its terrifying...

Well, there was just me, without your calming influence, Kit. What else would happen? :p

Lol.. when have I ever been a "calming influence" for you?

Is that even possible? It boggles the mind.

According to me it is :D

Compared to me, you're completely serene.

Nah... you just see what you want to see ;)

You seriously think you're crazier than me?

...

...does no one know how to read member names ;-;

IT IS THE FIRST WORD IN MY TITLE

In your title? Senior?

No silly that's his status... first word in his title is probably mr.

Compared to me, you're completely serene.

Naa your pretty much the sisible one.

Lol is that supposed to say he's more sensible than me? :o

I'm sisible? Cool :D

Whats sisible lmao

Who knows? But if I'm it, it's gotta be good, eh? ;)

Main Entry: sis·i·ble
Pronunciation: 'si-z&-b&l
Function: adjective
Etymology: Orthodox Banzaish, from Middle Randomist or Latin; Middle Randomist, from Banzaish sisibilis, from sisus, past participle of sidEre: to sis.
Def.:Capable of being sissed; of a sissish manner.


Duh. Anyone would know that.

Main Entry: sis·i·ble
Pronunciation: 'si-z&-b&l
Function: adjective
Etymology: Orthodox Banzaish, from Middle Randomist or Latin; Middle Randomist, from Banzaish sisibilis, from sisus, past participle of sidEre: to sis.
Def.:Capable of being sissed; of a sissish manner.



That is quite helpful.

Isn't it, though.

Now that's a cool dictionary, Ivan :D