Yes, I'm bored, and nothing is happening around here. The forums are dead. So I'm wondering if perhaps it's due to the full moon. I'm thinking everyone has turned into wolves, and has gone off to eat people, and stuff. So, anyone want to confess to being a werewolf?

*Readies silver bullets*

Ermm... I might if you put the bullets away first...

Here little Banzai... I won't eat you... Just a little bite...

So you want to bite me, and Torana and Heather want to torture me? Seriously, what kind of forum is this?

A fun one! It would be boring otherwise...

I suppose...

*puts gun down, carefully*

:D *nibbles*

Oi! I'm the cannibal here!

*bites back*

:o... meanie!

we're at werewolf schhol, now recruiting, just come to the receptionist, she'll teach you the basics and at the end she'll bite you on the neck and then you can join! :D

Werewolves :eek: :eek: Gun loaded with silver bullets. Sits at door in chair waiting for the dawn with back against wall and gun pointed forwards. :eek: :eek:

What if the bullets are an alloy of silver and something else, say copper?
How high does the silver concentration have to be to be fatal to werewolves?
What if the bullets are just silver plated?

Silver is still silver. You just have to shoot them in the correct place. Head or Heart. Head works best but it has to be a killing blow.

Oh, and no, I'm not a werewolf. I'm a vampire. Bite me. :p

I'm here. I have poison ivy on my face, and therefore am not very inclined to leave the house.

That sounds nasty Freshmaker.

And I am not a warewolf, nor a vampire. I am Santa Claus and his little helpers and the tooth fairy and Cat Woman at one stage and a rock and yeah fun fun with multiple personalities aye.......and Heather thought she had problems with them lol :D

So did anyone else wake up next to a half-eaten corpse? No? Just me? ...Damn.

well, vampirism is much more entertaining, the blood and biting are quite exquisite....immortality is great too :) anyone want me to pay them a visit...?

So you want to bite me, and Torana and Heather want to torture me? Seriously, what kind of forum is this? you mentioned my name without me joining the conversation. i feel either really loved, or really hated. which is it Banzai, hmmmmmmmmm? think carefully about your answer. and nope, i aint a Werewolfe, a am a witch, ilke in Harry Potter, only i am better than that geggy kid with the scar. i have long toes!!! *evil laugh*

Me torture you Banzai! I would never do a thng like that.
And I woke up with an arm missing this morning! Very disturbing to be honest!!! :S

haha, i am sure it just wanted a little walk, it'll return later. *hides arm behind back* i wans't practising my magic on it, i promise :D

well gee Heather if you wanted to practise magic on somet ya only had to ask aye. I'd of given you one of my friends to practise on :D:D:D:D

owww sowwii :( can i have a fwrend pwetty pweasee?

All this talk of full moons and stuff is shear lunacy.

Now pull yourselves together (stop that howling back there) and wipe the blood from your faces and put your shades on the right way up.

Full moons indeed!

but I don't wanna put my shades the right way up :(:(

spoil sport!

and yeah I will send one in the mail right now Heather!

thanks, want something in return? how about a frog? or a boogie flavoured sweetie?? you name it, i can attempt to make it. :D

What about....a nuclear weapon? :D

Torana :o I'm shocked! Don't waste your friends, just send Banzai instead :D

Oi! Watch it?

Is that a question? In that case... I don't want to watch it!

I don't know why there was a question mark there... I blame the Imp!

*Looks around* Is the imp another hallucination?

I'm not sure... You'll have to ask Torana. She seems to be an expert on my hallucinations :p

But she's not around... so you tell me :P

Erm...yes?

Torana :o I'm shocked! Don't waste your friends, just send Banzai instead actually, he does live closer than your mates in Austrillia.

No he doesn't! It would probably be quicker to fly from Australia than to take the east coast mainline, or the motorways up to you, heather :p

hahaa, nope, it takes like 22 hours from Austrillia to England, and that is not including a stop half way. it should only take a few hours if you take the train to mine Banzai. i exept you here by 5PM tonight. :)

Yeah, but the trains are so bad it would probably be cancelled several times. Which means from Australia would be quicker :p

nope, wouldn't be, i promise. i suggest that you make haste, because if you aint here by 5PM then i am gunna be seriously angry :@

But I have to build bookcases :(

tough luck cookie. i am going offline now, but i will be waiting outside of my house at 5PM. if you're not there i suggest you never let me find you 'cos it'll be messy. *evil stare* have a good day everyone else :p

*looks about nervously*

Eek!

Omg that's so not fair.. you visit Heather but you don't want to come visit me?? :O

*back to feeling unloved...*

Well don't. I'm not visiting heather! And apparently she's going to murder me, or something equally unspeakable...

Oh ok... I fell less left out now :D Can I watch whilst she murders you??

Oooohhh I hope its painful :D

Charming as always, eh Kit? :p :D

Definately, watching people suffer in pain is always fun.

you lot are crazy...

And no the Imp is not a hullicination, the Imp is real actually. I am his only hullucination and damn Banzai you did a good job hullucinating me :P but you could have made me a little less...how should we put it.....CRAZY!!!!

you lot are crazy...

and Banzai how can you visit Heather before me? And Kit as well! That is not very fair at all. I feel so unloved right now :(:(:(:(

I thought I'd sorted this...

I'm not visiting heather, and as a result she is going to inflict pain upon me.

you are just saying that so I don't open up a can of woop ass on ya! You don't love me anymore! *cries in the corner* and I thought I told someone to clean the corner! SPIDERS! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Awww, spiders? Hehe, use Kit's idea of aerosol and matches :p

Why? So it can backfire and burn all of my hair off! I don't think so...oh my gosh you want me to burn my hair off! :O you are so nasty!!!

:eek: Of course I don't want to! Why would you think such a thing? I'm hurt :(

hahahahaha well it certainly got you to react didn't it lol

:redface::p

hehe speechless!

*in shock* A speechless Banzai... never thought i'd live to see the day...

Technically saying emoticons counts as saying something :p

You're not saying them though... you're inserting them to text... so you're writing them.

lol uhuh we believe you Banzai.

Good. I'm glad you do, Torana :D

how can I not believe you! I am your hallucinatoin after all!

Excellent!

Torana you traitor!

Come, Kit! Join the dark side!

I was forced Kit I wwas forced. He is my master after all!

*Evil laughs*

eeep! Hides...

Torana what happened to your dominating whip?? How come he's your master?

Well she is my hallucination. Wouldn't you like to be a hallucination, Kit?

*evil grin spreads across face as the whip comes out of hiding*

Oh Banzai!!!! mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:eek:

Hahaha spechless again! I am doing well tonight!! lol

Why would I like to be a hallucination? :p

Cause then Banzai gets blammed for every thing you do wrong hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

As a hallucination, Torana's whip is a neural lash, for which there is no defense.

ooo that is good Cogito! I like my whip! :D:P:D:P

Why are you always against me, Cogito? :p

Cause someone needs to be on my side!

Is someone paranoid today? ;)

I only oppose your plans for world domination and mind control.

I have no plans for mind control. At least, I don't think I do...

thats not what you were saying last night. ;)

Hahaha! Wow, that made me nearly wet myself. One of the best comebacks I've heard in a while :p

you've never heard that before?! lol, i am shocked. :p

I have, but not in such an amusing context :p

lol, well i am glad i could make you laugh so much. :D

As am I :D

what, laughing or glad?? :confused: you confudle me sometimes Banzai, you really do. :p

I'm glad its not just me that he confuses.

haha, nope, also me. but i am very very very easily confused so don't take that as anything :p

I am very confusing.

he is isn't he. He gets me all the time and it bites!

Keeps life intersting though, don't you think?

ermm, ok? you're all confusing. lol

Yay!:D

Boo! :(

He deliberately confuses us to trick us into "confessing"... he lies!

:eek: Moi? I wouldn't lie. I speak only the truth.

*laughs hysterically* Oh sorry was that not a joke?

confessing what exactly? i have nothing to confess. do you? hmmmmmmmmm? *evil stare*

Kit does :p

owww, what are we trying to get her to confess to?

Hehe. Why don't you tell her, Kit?

yea, tell me Kit!!! (A)

yeah kit tell tell!!

(What are we getting her to tell?)

no idea

fair enough! lol :P

anyway, tell us Kit, tell us!!

yeah tell us Kit tell us!!!

she aint gunna tell us is she? :(

Vee haff vays of making you talk!

Basically, it's the same thing I'm always trying to get Torana to confess to :p

lol Cogito! Confess Kit let it out and we shall give up and leave you alone.
I posted that nightmarish pic up so you have to admit now!!

Sorry lol didn't see your pleas for attention.

He's trying to get me to confess that i'm pretty or gorgeous or whatever...

But if I confessed to that it would be a lie!

He's trying to get me to confess that i'm pretty or gorgeous or whatever...

But if I confessed to that it would be a lie!

Now THAT's a lie!

You just confessed that you are hahahaha you did so there!

You're next, Torana :D

Basically, it's the same thing I'm always trying to get Torana to confess to :p

Yeah I just say it so you will leave me alone too :p:D

You just confessed that you are hahahaha you did so there!

Where did i? :confused::confused:

Cogito: What is a lie? lol

You're next, Torana :D

all I have to do is say it doesn't mean it has to be the truth! :D

Kit, he's saying that this was a lie:

But if I confessed to that it would be a lie!

And I agree with him.

all I have to do is say it doesn't mean it has to be the truth! :D

I'll settle for the confession. I already know it's the truth.

I'll settle for the confession. I already know it's the truth.

I was mtricked once and never again!!! mwahahahahahahahahaha I will not give you what you want!

Oh, we'll see about that...

never gonna happen!!!!!

That's what they said about...erm...other things that happened...

stop living in the past Banzai! :P lol

Can I live in the future?

no you can live for the moment and that is it!

:D:P lol fine live in the future then!

Wooo! Spaceships!

lol well just don't go landing in any fields and leaving wierd patterns or on any houses and crushing them ok!

Awww. Can I abduct people?

Yeah abduct me! lol :P

Okay. Where d'ya wanna go?

Surprise me!

(potentially dangerous I thinks)

Shoot...I gobbled up a whole forum yesterday.

Tasty?

lichens miss out on all the fun, vampiric seduction allows for more 'fun' in life. and when we vampires kill, we can cover our tracks, there is no mess to clean up...and the taste of blood brings us to a euphoric state :D and we cannot get sick

Nothing is happening, damnit! And it isn't even full moon this time! What's going on?

We all jumped on the train and when to the moon for somet different.

yep, tahts it

And I wasn't invited? Hmpf :(

nah me and you are having a private party in pluto. Much more interesting don't ya think!? :P:P:D:D

Wooo! Pluto! Snowball fight!

yeah snowball fights! woot woot

*Throws a snowball at Torana*

*cops a snowball in the face* this means war Banzai!

*throws snowball at Banzai and hits him in the side of the head* hehehehe

:eek:

Well this calls for.... AVALANCHE!

well that isn't playong very fair! ><

Good Morning World!! :D

*throws snow ball at Heather.* hehehehe hello Heather! :D:D:D:D

*cries in a corner* hey! you shouldn't even have snow in Oz!!

Me and Banzai are on Pluto silly. You are here too now! It is rather cold here too! :D

owww jolly good fun. :D

well it sure beats being on Mars! Would be dang hot there!

i wanna go to Venus because that's where i was created

it was!?

yeaa, boys are from Mars, girls are from Venus. same as we are made of suger and spice and all things nice, whereas boys are rats and snails and puppy dog tails. :p

lol I haven't heard that since I was like 10 years old now lol

yeaa, and i am slightly younger than that mentally so thats allright, isn't it? hmmmmmmmmmmm?

I have a mental age of six :)

yeah sure, why not aye!? :D

mines three, although it's my birthday in like, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, yea, seven months. :D

I wonder if my mental age will change after my birthday... Hmmm. Perhaps it will go down :p

oh my gosh you two are a worry hey!

So what's your mental age, Torana?

hers is 176

well that isn't very nice Heather!!!

I'll have you know it is only 175 so there!

Lol. Well that showed you, Heather :p

precisely! you should never add a year on to a girls age.

Lol. Can you take them off, though?

I can take off my shoes! hehehehe

Lol. Random.

I know isn't it good!

Taking off your shoes, or being random?

Well it takes talent to take off shoes ya know and I am a perfectionist at randomness!

Practice makes perfect!

yeah aye!

I'm practising mooching :D Am I good at it yet? :p

lol you is doing ok!

Wooo! I am the moochinator!

*ahem*

Sorry about that :redface:

rofl :D

Lets do the time warp again.................:)

alright then...you're on!

If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, why bother?

Well that's rubbish. I am perfect :D

lol :D

perfectly what? ;)

exactly ;)

I noticed in this fred people are talking about fun.
I thought fun was against forum policy.

Damn they best ban me then!

Well, they'll have to ban us all then :p

I noticed in this fred people are talking about fun.
I thought fun was against forum policy.

Perhaps you should reconsider your notions of what is fun, and what is aggression.

Perhaps you should reconsider your notions of what is fun, and what is aggression.

Perhaps others should change their perceptions of what is aggression.
It is difficult without tone of voice, so everyone is forgiven.

Well, if one person thinks it is fun, and a dozen or so people view it as aggression, don't you think that one person needs to take another look at his actions?

Like the guy who goes around punching kids in the shoulder, and when they get mad, says, "What? Can't you take a joke?"

I, for one, am not laughing.

That is a terrible association. Punching is a directly phyically violent act, so in its on nature it is aggressive. Aggressive or violent themes don't always make something aggressive, a perfect example would be Ellen Degeneres's style of stand up comedy. She is able to use many *seemingly* crude violent themes in her routine, but it is all about the delivery that makes it aggressive or not. Thats what i meant when i said 'It is difficult without tone of voice' that denies it of its proper delivery.

Amirite?

Two strikes, one last attempt.

If the same guy, instead of punching kids, made demeaning, belittling remarks, he would still be exhibiting aggression.

There's a special term for aggressive acts that are thinly disquised as innocent mistakes or misunderstandings on the part of the victims. It is called passive aggression.

Your current signature, for example, is a retaliation against the moderators who have criticised your behavior, with the rather weak excuse that they "don't get your humor."

I get it, JetBlack. It is not humor at all. Please cut the crap, or cut and run.