So anyways, a silly flame thread could be cool.
This is not a serious flame thread, it is created for meaningless debates for the lulz. DO IT FOR THE LULZ!
I will start things off.

THIS FRED IS STOOPID
(edited for somewhat amount of peace)

This is gonna go so tits up...

I'm telling you now JetBlack, you start this now and you are going to end up banned, you can see it happening now. so please, request the thread gets deleted and lets forget about it, 'cos you know this is gunna end up bad.
Heather

Why the **** is everyone so damned scared to have fun?
If you come into a thread dedicated to only being silly, causing no real offense in anyway and is offended by it, that person should grow up and get a life. That is like some idiot complaining about a joke because they didn't get the punchline.
Seriously, you can freely flame myself or any other topic, if you don't want to flame someone else then don't, nobody is forcing you. You can flame politicians, the homeless or even pigeons.
I can understand that many of you don't want to flame some of your forum buddies because they might take offense to it, fair enough.

The problem is, JetBlack, that this has all the potential of going the way the religion thread went, or the way the crime/vigilante/whatever thread seems to be going. I'm just saying, it could get very easily out of hand. And if you just want to have fun, go and trawl the word games forum.

so what, this is the moaning about everything and everything thread? ok, you might intened it to be fun, but judging by your reputation, and no offense intended, people aren't going to take too kindly to this thread and it will turn nasty. i am just warning you is all, if you want to keep it open then good luck to ya.

Wait, wait, you guys are trying to tell me a thread dedicated to flaming might have people FLAME it?
NO WAY!

Technically you guys are flaming this thread!
YOU ARE COOPERATING! HOORAY!

Lol. Mildly amusing, I'll give you that :p

WATER SUCKS!
GATORADE IS BETTER!
It not only quenches your thirst better
BUT IT TASTES BETTER TOO!

hahaa, ok, ok, ok. you want me to flame about something, i will. i hate the way that when you are arguing about something, you get someone who disagrees and their arguements tends to be "you are a little girl and you don't understand" i understand perfectly well, my arhuement is logical and thought-through and what i am saying makes sense. also, my age and my sex has nothing to do with the debate, so why do they still throw it in my face?! it really annoys me that, i get it all the time as i quite like to have serious conversations about things and you end up with some stupid bloke most of the time, telling me basically that everything i say is crap, just cos they don't agree.
well, there you have my flame for now. :)

Is that a throwback to that argument you were telling me about a few days ago, heather? :p

yep. :)

Heather, that was the most civilized flame i have ever seen. I am amazed.

ARE YOU BLIND?! MAN, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!
*throws tennis racket at floor*

well, i do try to be civilised, i am not going to stoop to his level (as in the stupid guys) by getting all annoyed and start accusing him of God knows what.

Well, from what you shared with me, his argument did seem to be based on absolutely nothing...

I think i can pretty much say i hate the old ladies that stand at intersections and keep pressing the walk button thing after i have pressed it.
If i have pressed it once
What makes your damn wrinkly fingers think
That they can speed
Up
The
Freakin process
Idiots...

Sorry guys. This thread cannot be allowed for many reasons all of which obvious.