My bum hurts.

Now... topics... ah, right, running the new America with Adamant as pres!

Doo-Doot-Da-Doo-Doot-Da-Doot-Da-Doot-Da-Doo-Doot

And I second the bum hurting... I'm in some weird slouched-back position

No way. Me voting out (after all, we need an opposition party...) who's in?

hahhaha! Not I! I get to be incharge of health and human recources. For some reason.

Who's opposing adament though? You Anthrax? :p

"We're Not Gonna Take It" needs to be our running theme.
Or that one Chumbawamba song, the one that's all "AH GET KNOCKED DOWN- BUT AH GET UP AGAIN"

That one.

Bears are endangered. They'll ruin the resources...I shall conquer that part...
I, anthraxx, shall oppose to your rule!

And my theme is: When the going gets tough, the...bad onesget handcuffed.(at least it rhymes...)

Ivan you're crazy! :p

Ivan you're crazy! :p

Really? Shocking news. I don't think anyone saw that coming. =P

You know, I wonder if that disqualifies me for this race...

anthraxx is a terrorist! prison for you... sorry, we can't elect fellons

That is such a surprise, Ivan. I didn't know you were...oh my...*faints*. But ack...more crazy people in presidency the more stronger is the opposition.

Please...terrorist is too LS...how about Trantrula?

I just want to know what the rest of the lyrics are.. but on the health front... Miine is going down as I am gogin to bed. Bick can cover for me!

Oha nd I aint no ordinary bear. I'm a drop bear that survives on bundy. Well, supposed to but I stick to vodka and coke. Then we drop from trees onto tourists and maul them. Sp yeah, not so ordinary.

Crazy Ivan wouldn't leave much choice for saving your vodkas, darling.

Bick takes care of children, right? Sure, take over the Health and Human Services. Woot Woot! I'll win every four years like it's the Olympics or something.

But I won't let you!
Muahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!

You and what army?

*Looks around*...invisible opposition?

:o Me? -is honored- rofl x)

Gah, it sucks, cuz I'm trying to get nifty-keen sigs made for all our cabinet, but I need to be able to use your guys' avatars for it. And the forum I need to put them up on doesn't accept avatars for images. And Photobucket is currently busted. Crap.

Gah, it sucks, cuz I'm trying to get nifty-keen sigs made for all our cabinet, but I need to be able to use your guys' avatars for it. And the forum I need to put them up on doesn't accept avatars for images. And Photobucket is currently busted. Crap.

Bick's confused :p

Bick's confused :p

Bick's avatar looks like Hurley.
I just noticed that.
That's so awesome.

-finishes her apple- Who's Hurley?

My influence...:D

i wanna be the opposition!! i have always wanted to be prime-minister, so i will be running for the second ever female PM. who wants to vote for me?! i ahve candy :D

Prime Minister is not compatible to President ... we can't run against each other. No female PM's today. Haha... female + PM made me think of something.

Egads, Adamant, that's low.

Prime Minister is not compatible to President ... we can't run against each other. No female PM's today. Haha... female + PM made me think of something. i don't want to run against you, i want to be PM, lol. and what did it make you think of?

Come heather, we shall teach these fiddles a lesson.

You just said that you wanted to be opposition...? Regarding the letters, just add one more. Though Ivan seems to know.

hahaa, funny with the letters. and i am assuming i will have some opposition still, there is more thn one person that would like to be PM i am sure.

Do I have to be a citizen of the States to vote and / or run against and / or be a minister? Or does being a forum member over here count as a very good qualification?

-tackles ursula- 'ello lovely!

you have to be British born to run for PM, and i assume the same applies with America and Presidant. that's why i am running PM and not presidant. that, and to give Adamant a bit of a change :p

I don't think those rules apply to us- not with a British man and an Australian girl on our cabinet.

yeaa, but can they run for Presidant? i had been told that only American borns can be Presidant, thats why Arnold Swachaneger (however you spell it) can never be President, only mayor or something

Hehe... I wanted to branch out a little bit. Besides, this forum is kind of lacking in the USan department.

Edit: He is the Govenator of KaliFornYah

You must be 35 years old or more to be elected President of the US

owww, i didn't know that. hang on, I'll find out the age limit for PM. will you vote for me Cogito?

Yes, yes... you must be a 35 year old WASP (minor exceptions) who has lived in the United States for at least 14 years prior to when you want to run. I know, I got a 97 on my Constitution test way back in 8th grade. Those are all just semantics. I'm here to inspire change. Besides... you're my Attorney General.

i can't find it anywhere. maybe there is not age limit.

I'm an American, cannot vote for PM. But I'd vote for you if I could. You aren't obsessed wit world domination (glancing quickly at Banzai).

COGITO FOR PRESIDENT!

Does this mean I lose my position adamant? :p

haha, nah, I'll be happy with Britain. will all the British people here vote for me. wait, there isn't any oposition at the minute so you'll have to vote for me *evil laugh*

Eh... campaign is dying! I need to recruit more people... I need some loyal Bushie types. :)

You don't have to be WASP to run for President. But you must be 35 years old or more, resided in the US for the last 14 years, and be a natural-born citizen of the USA. And you cannot have served more than 4 years previously as President/

Right Cog... you don't HAVE to be a WASP to vote, but the odds tend to favor them, no?

what's WASP?

Shameless plug, shameless plug, everybody loves a shameless plug! (http://www.writingforums.org/showpost.php?p=57490&postcount=23)

All your electoral questions answered.

Oh, and it's a White Anglo-Saxon Person.

White, Anglo-Saxon Protestant

Edit: Go give your views in the 'Women vs. Men?' thread as well. It's also in the lounge, so you don't even have to endure much exercise.

The times they are a-changing, adamant. We shall see how the Presidential run goes over the next 15+ months.

But the statutory requirements are as I stated. Beyond that it's all marketing.

what, mwaaa? i don't understand exactly what you want to talk about to be honest, it aint worded very well, lol. it might just be me being stoopid. :p

Regardless, even if someone outside the norm does win -- history's odds are pretty staggering. I'd be cool to see a change though. Though we could get everything out of the way with a multi-racial woman as president.

here here. i say vote for a coloured, gay woman to be the next president. btw, is it allowed for me to say coloured, or is there a proper way of saying it, 'cos i am never sure and don't want to sounds resist. :p

Well, I can't say I'm exactly flattered by the term... also, I find it odd that it is that way round. My skin is much more likely to stay congruous. I can't even blush properly.

what should i say then?

Heather looks more colored actually ;)

i don't get ya. :| lol, i really am having a slow day. :p

well, i'm off. i shall continue the election tommorow. :D good night everyone. :D

Well, there's the red shawl, but there's also the embarrassed flush I just saw in your face :D

...I find it odd that it is that way round. My skin is much more likely to stay congruous. I can't even blush properly. Dunno... colored is just weird because of all of it's connections... and what I previously stated

Well, I can't say I'm exactly flattered by the term... also, I find it odd that it is that way round. My skin is much more likely to stay congruous. I can't even blush properly.

There was a black comedian I heard a couple years ago who was talking about that, all the various colors Caucasions turn with their moods and so on, "and they call US colored?" Marvellous bit of comedy.

I'd love to see the day when none of the words make any sense to anyone, that people see each other in terms of their personality rather than their skin color. Not to be color-blind, but to treat it with the same appreciation as differences in hair and eye color.

There's only one true race - human.

Yeah... I was looking for that whole routine. I had it once, but whatever, the point was made. In my story I have this race which is essentially a mixture of every race on the planet -- creates a lovely bronze. Don't know why I did it exactly, but it's there.

Colored just seems weird to me because it seems to distance everyone solely on that one fact. I'm an Usan, just in a chocolately version. Though it kind of sucks that I can't know about where my ancestors were born. Everyone else gets to have their German, French, etc lineage ... but mine just kind of gets lost. Oh well, this is my home now. One hell of a mixed blessing if you ask me.

Armmm whats this thread about.....Baffled look

Uh.... *cues Presidential music and runs off*

Still stands very Baffled.........

Good news: Presidential banners coming soon! I'm waiting on a friend to Photoshop us something nice...

Hey Hulls Raven! I am the opposition leader. For some weird reason, no one is exactly joining me :( But, if you volunteer to run against the president, the situation can be...revived to a perfect extent.

(We're just goofing off. I think that's legal).

yeaa, and no-one wants to run against me as Prime Minister, as if it isn't good enough. i wanna competition!! :p

The thread is about the presidential runnning of adamant that was started in another thread and it was posted that we were getting off topic. I figured that instead of continuing in that thread, which is fair enoguh, that I shall create this thread.

I think I'm the health person.

Haha... you probably already know more than the current administration about your position. Yay!

Lmao. Yeah, thats right, I pledge to have macdonalds delivered to your door with treadmills in teh happy meals!

DOZ is an oxymoron. :p

OK I have decided its time I ran for president. Who's with me. ;) Those who follow me will be rewarded.

How dare you. You were supposed to be both my Secretary of State and Secretary of Homeland Defense. Now I have to post for new employees on Monster.com

You were'nt paying enough. Come join me and we'll have a better world. Go against me and well remember Cogitos picture.

Wait ... what about Cogito? Are you going to try to tempt him to the dark side with some sunglasses?

OK I have decided its time I ran for president. Who's with me. ;) Those who follow me will be rewarded.

with what........????????;)

Ah now we will live in a utopia world were crime will be abolished and those that go against us feel the holocaust

Mwahahhahahhaa. I'm in. Do I still get to eat chocolate?

Hulls, you have to be prime minister as you are British. only Americans can run for Presidant. and, if you decide to run for PM, then you'll be versing me. *evil laugh* please give me some competition.

Ah now we will live in a utopia world were crime will be abolished and those that go against us feel the holocaust

But dat's borin'.

Random guy: What 'chu talkin' bout, Willis?

But I'm torn! I like being the health person! And being on Adamants cabinet but I also like the idea of an Utopian society! Damnit!

well then stuff them and vote for me!! :D

You can't trust her ... she's from England! Besides, Raven can't promise a Utopian society, is he going to become leader of the entire world? I think not.

English peoples are the best. and besides, Ravens is also from England, so that rules him out too. :p people, if you want free candy and less spinich, then vote for me. :D

Free cnady? Free cnady?! What is this cheap imitation? Go with me, the genuine article! I'll take away income taxes and change them to sales taxes to give everyone a fair chance in the world! Woot!

Vote adamant in '08

hahaa, thanks for pointing that out :p no, i have real, home-made candy. and put it this way, if you don't vote for me, you die. *evil laugh*

My real name is Kandie. Go figure! :p And candy as in chocolate...... mmmmmmm. I'm so lost and confused. MORE BRIBES! :p :D

Candy = Poison
Candy = Poison

adamant
zero-eight
VOTE!1!11eleven!!1!

is it really Doz, that's so cool. and do you pronounce it like candy?
Candy = Poison
Candy = Poison see, how could you vote for someone that things that?!?!

Yeah. I pronounce it as Kandie. I have always hated my name! I just liked how it was spelt though. No offense to my mum though! lol.

Candy... mmmm...... do I get a special cany that makes me lose weight??? and will this utopian land offer healthy foods that actually taste good? :p

Who's with me.

hahaa, thanks for pointing that out :p no, i have real, home-made candy. and put it this way, if you don't vote for me, you die. *evil laugh*

She's going to hand out poison candy to everyone, and only those who vote for her will get the antidote. Don't fall for her evil ways! Vote for me! oEIGHT!

Why vote for you? Oh, right. I'm your health person. You know, I gotta question your descision there bud. :p

Who's with me.
how about us Brits join up and make a super team against everyone else running for both presidant and PM. then we can slowly but surely take over the world!! mwaaa haaaaa haaaaa!! i think power is going to my head :p

For that to happen... wouldn't you need some type of power to begin with?

Ooh, burned.
oh-Eight!

oh no you didn't!! :p as far as i am aware, reviewer and Mod is a little bit of power. we are getting somewhere. :p

Actually ... you being green just makes other want you to do their work. Oh-so powerful, eh? Lysol for you, go clean up the boards!

So much burning the fire alarm is going off, and it sounds like, "oh-EIGHT, oh-EIGHT, adamant, best candidate!"

what is with the O-eight?? i don't get it!!

We have presidential elections every four years, and the next one happens to fall on 2008. Thusly, I say 'o8 because I will win then... and in the Beijing Olympics as well.

2008.







Can I be in charge of Australia... well, in charge of other people and tell them what to do?

ermm, if you vote for me!! :D

how about us Brits join up and make a super team against everyone else running for both presidant and PM. then we can slowly but surely take over the world!! mwaaa haaaaa haaaaa!! i think power is going to my head :p

Sound advice heather.

heather Join me and all you Britts join with me. heather I will make you my second if i have your support

Planning another war, eh? Heather is trying to kill people and give them poison!

Vote adamant.
The best candidate.
o8

Sound advice heather.

heather Join me and all you Britts join with me. heather I will make you my second if i have your support

What about me? What else do I get?

Sound advice heather.

heather Join me and all you Britts join with me. heather I will make you my second if i have your support

Look at how sexist Raven is! He just said that he wants to put women second to men. I would have thought to expect better from you. I'm disappointed.

Sound advice heather.

heather Join me and all you Britts join with me. heather I will make you my second if i have your support will i get lots and lots of power??

Oh yes hether yoyu will have all the power you'll be second only to me. Hows that sound ;)

Hmmm. Maybe I will lead the rebellion!?! What power will I get or do you guys not care about Australia... then again.. we did come from convicts...

Doz there’s room for you on my committee

well, only 'cos it's you ;) so what, we taking America and Britain, 'cos if that's the case i want complete control of Britain. fair deal? :D

Doz there’s room for you on my committee our committee

Doz there’s room for you on my committee

Whooohoo! Alright. I'm in. Now what do I get? What's my job?:confused::D

You can't touch America. I have Cogito on my side as well...

o8

me, Ravens and Doz will crush you. :p watch out for our feet :D

Heather has control over great Britain thats my word to her. DoZ you get ozzy land.
Me I want the American States under my control.

So heather is Now priminister or Queen of The United Kingdom
Drop Bear Oz is president of Austrailia.
And I am the ruler of the 50 states.

Adamant surrender or be imprisioned in the tower.
We Britts don't take likely to those who oppose us.

Since I've woken up, I've already been thinking up ways to improve the site:

Thing 1 (http://www.writingforums.org/showpost.php?p=73584&postcount=9) and Thing 2 (http://www.writingforums.org/showpost.php?p=73583&postcount=21)

So yeah, the cat's in the hat!
adamant's where it's at!

Not anymore. Muahahahahahaha.

Heather has control over great Britain thats my word to her. DoZ you get ozzy land.
Me I want the American States under my control.

So heather is Now priminister or Queen of The United Kingdom
Drop Bear Oz is president of Austrailia.
And I am the ruler of the 50 states. do me and Doz get to give a little help with America land, 'cos it is very big? and yeaa, you have a deal sunshinee :D

Oh, and Drop, don't think your traitorous ways will go unnoticed or unpunished. You, Heather, and Raven ... the new administration will see to each of your fates.

the heats on my friend, it is on. be warned, i play dirty. :D

do me and Doz get to give a little help with America land, 'cos it is very big? and yeaa, you have a deal sunshinee :D

I welcome your help.

hehe, good good. well, this little leader needs some food, so i am going now. i will make plans over night, and might return either later tonight or tommorrow. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *waves*

Thanks heather.

Adamant. Your Rule is over join us or die like the rest. Muahahahahahahaha

Are you kidding? Cogito and Lpspider are Americans as well. We can ban you all if we wanted!

o8!

Adamant.. I don't knwo what your talking about it! O.O

And Hull. I want to be QUEEN! no, second thoughts, A goddess! Mwahahahhaha. Feel my wrath. But feel it tomorrow because I'm goign to bed! Whoohoo! And Ita good bed too.. all soft and the doona is soft.. mmmm sigh! byebye!

Dozstralia. Has a ring to it, don't it? maybe I will be an independent Queendom!? Then I don't have to betray anyone. I get to hold balls and yeah. I'm going ot bed. Annoy ya tomorrow!

cheers and beers folks
~DOZ

Lpspder is a good friend of mine and Cogito has his own mind so they will decdie whats right for them.

Adamant i want your unconditional surrender or prepar for war.

DoZ your now queen of Oz

No one is a good friend if that person is willing to invade the other. USA all the way!

I was thinking, wouldn't it be cool to give members a little flag when they choose their country? That way, we would know Americans from these traitors!

Heresy. You will be tried as a traitor to our Federation

Our Empire.

Britannia rules th eworld

What century are you trapped in Raven? That war you just came from ... was it the Crusades?

lmao

Britannia rules th eworld Hip Hip, Hurray!! Hip Hip, Hurray!! Britannia rules everything, even your socks. :p

hey like can I be president of Antartica? pweeeeeease! :D:D:D:D

How are my subjects today? Heh. I'm a queen. Alright. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Yeah, you do seem to have a regal presence. You remind me a lot of Queen Marie Antoinette.

Torana hunii, join me, Ravens and Doz and you can have penguin land. :D

Sure can. were growing stronger now everyday. Come join our Britannia party. All are welcome plenty of lean left to rule.

Sounds good to me lol

Ok as Follows
the New Government

Lord Commander of Earth Me (Hulls Raven)
Second In Command To Me Cogito
The New Queen of Great Britain Heather
Lord Commander Of Australia Drop Bear Oz
Ruler of Iceland Torana


Enemy Of Earth Adamant
Most wanted criminal Jet Black Crime Heresy
Most Wanted Criminal Adamant For opposing The Earth Alliance. Crime Heresy.

Take that adamant I got my won way so neener neener

I need a color. I feel colorless. :(

One Day Doz you will earn your very own colour. For now Russia is up for grabs So i say the ones that bring our two criminals to justice will become ruler of Russia.

*grumble grumble*

How do you propose we bring these guys to justice. And just mild curiousity.... When did Jet Black get involved? Is he like some pirate rogue dude?

at least you don't have a computer that breaks every 5 seconds DOZ!

Hahahhahaha! Yeah. I'm getting another moniter on the weekend before my own does go kablooee because I think it's headed that way! So for $390 I get a 22 inch flat screen moniter!

Oh yes hether yoyu will have all the power you'll be second only to me
Lord Commander of Earth Me (Hulls Raven)
Second In Command To Me Cogito
The New Queen of Great Britain Heather
Lord Commander Of Australia Drop Bear Oz
Ruler of Iceland Torana


ermm, something seem a little contradictive there? you have allread replaced me!! :'(

JetBlack Has a low rep and has commited crimes of Heresy. Unless he swears allegiance to our cause he must be brought to Justice.

Adamant remains deifiant against our new Government Of WF

Okie dokie bossy! hmmm.. I mean my Leige!

ermm, something seem a little contradictive there? you have allread replaced me!! :'(

Nope you aske for Queen of the UK I gave you that power. remember we are part of the Union Jack.

Cogito Gets second place simply because he's a good dude with lots of Rep. And an equally excellent moderator.

But like I am the most awesomeness member here and like the prettiest face (cough not ) so I should totally over rule you all.....*pokes out tongue and runs back to safety of Iceland*

Come any closer and I will set my minions onto you! hehehehehehehehe :D:)

Yeah. Wow. Terrified. oh look, I'm shaking in my boots!

Sources report a mass build up of Pengiums.

Pity about Global warming too....

Hmmmmm. Torana I hope you can swim.

Ummmmm Raven you know I cant so that is just nasty! I'm not talking to you till you apologise now!

and the sharks are hungry at this time of year!

Ummmmm Raven you know I cant so that is just nasty! I'm not talking to you till you apologise now!

Hmmmm We may need those deadly Ninja Pengiuns of yours.

An Ark is en route

I knew you would see it my way eventually Raven!

Well In the Raventopia society we look after our allies. especially the ninja kickers.

I knew I was too good to be thrown to the sharks like that!

Or maybe just cause I have a pretty face? Nah just too good lmao rofl hmmmm anyways back on topic people or I shall use my ninja penguins on ya! :p

Besides, there are conservationist groups that oppose the slaughter of sharks!

<running for cover>

Yeah wouldn't want to scare the poor things to death. Poor sharks!!!

But it is kinder to them to eat me than it would be for them to eat you. hahahaha

At least if they eat me they are filling their stomachs witrh pure beauty! :p hahahahahahaha

Cogito Gets second place simply because he's a good dude with lots of Rep. And an equally excellent moderator. here here!! i suppose it is better having him on our side than not, he can be a scary bloke *hides in corner*

This is true, and we have it on record that you said something nice about yourself!

Everyone, witness! :D

At least if they eat me they are filling their stomachs witrh pure beauty! hahahahahahaha

not if I edit that Cogito hahahahahahahaha

That's why I quoted you :P

LMAO. well said Mr Fellow Moderator. ;)

lol but they can all think that you just wrote a heap of lies in there. so neener neener neener

Don't laugh Raven!!!!!!!!!! It isn't funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Naa Not with His rep Count lol

stop ganging up on me!!!!

I can recall the ark. lol just kidding we need Torana for her Ninja Penguins. ;)

We aren't ganging up on you, we're forming a protective wall, shoulder to shoulder

Yeah Raven you need my minions so neener neener and and and I have no come back to that one Cogito.....damn it!

Fear Not Tor.

Oh but I do when you two are banding together!!!

Sniggers. We are still Missing banzai

I'll help ya Torana, us greenies should stick together :p and yea, poor Banzai aint been online for a while :(

We have a saying for the greenys in the army.

YAY someone to help me. I miss Banzai though, just glad you are here Heather or I'd be lost altogther. :(:)

Muahahahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha.

I get sooooo scared when you laugh like that Raven!!!!

Muah hahahahah hahahahaha hahahahahaha erm ah hahahahahahahahahaha.

Like that ;)

yes exactly like that now stop it or I will set my evil little minions onto you!

Ninja penguins verses my Ninja Great White Sharks. And my Master Ninja Shark Freddrik

Well I will bring out my ninja Dory and she will make mince meat of your sharks so neener neener I am bestestest! hehehehe

Muahahahahahahaha hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahah.

Then it comes to me to bring in Berty. The killer Salmon

Well I will bring in my salmon kiling polar bears!

Okay. Then meet Boris the killer flea. Him you wont see.

Well then meet my Orangutan who loves fleas an eats them! HAH take that! She has super sensitive vision and can see fleas anywhere! so *pokes tongue out and does victory dance*

Icelands national dance.

What about my killer koala bears? I have a whole lot of them ready to drop. Where do you need us?

Iceland dance? ummmm heheheheheh NOPE!

Dropbear dances are secred and rarely seen by anyone. That's why there are so few survivours of attacks.

lol fair enough then

Roar.

Sorry DOZ but my penguins attacked your army during the night whilst I was snoozing. They are rather fiesty ya see and well I can't watch them all the time ya know!

Sorry! :D

yeah. I'm sorry too. Now they are friends. Friends that hat people that sleep. I havn't slept in a week. They keep watching me. @_@