I apologise to everyone for not being online here for the last 5 days.

I had a friend come from across states to visit and wanted to spend as much time with him as I could and haven't been home much so didn't have any time to get online here and sort out the poetry and short story contests.

I will have them up and running in the next 8 hours though and I do apologise for the lateness of these contests.

Well look forward to seeing your entries everyone.

Thankyou kindly
Torana

Yeayeah. Thanks for the HJ burger too. It's still warm.....:D

yeah well I had only been home for 30 minutes when you showed up lol
glad it is still warm for ya lol

i thought you had dissapeared. lol. well, welcome back at any rate. :D

jut when we were about to bring out the party hats too. :p

Hey thanks heather and DOZ be careful I have your pics remember mwahahahahahahaha!

Um.. sorry Torana. My, you look beautiful today! Oh and I do have the power of Chuck Norris and the Worlds Cia FBI and ASIO behind me! jk.

I have the Spetznaz, GIGN, SAS, Seals, GSG-9, the Marines, DEVGRU, the FSB, and GRU ... what now DOZ?

Also, no Torana, you can't be Queen of Antarctica... Russia apparently claimed it, and they're on my side :p

Adamant you are nasty and and and damn you! Can I be president of my rock then? :D

Well she can help Rule Australia with me! She can have Tasmania! JK. Australia is big enough.

and I have the power of my kids and their evilness behind me so there! *pokes tongue out and does victory dance*

I have the Spetznaz, GIGN, SAS, Seals, GSG-9, the Marines, DEVGRU, the FSB, and GRU ... what now DOZ?


Who the hell is that lot? I think you forgot France's secret service to.

GIGN is French, and they're mostly counter-terrorism units... fighting each and every one of you traitors.

Good to have you back. ;)

You have been missed. ;)

Who're the rest then

I imagine Frost is talking to me... Russian, French, British/New Zealand/Australia, American, German, American, American, Russian, and Russian (respectively)

Welcome back.
And just so you know I have you all beat.
I have the Greys, and the Lizards People on my side. You're all screwed.

They are no match for my two little terrors seriously. I also have an army of personalities in my head and we are growing in number as I type. You're all doomed now! neener neener haa haa!

(thanks Domoviye and Hulls Raven it is good to be back :) )

It's great to have you back, Torana. You rule, no special creds needed.

You have been brainwashed! Nah, it is good to have my partner in torment, I mean, crime back. :D

Brainwashed, eh? Proves she has a clean mind!

Yuppers I got a clean brain after that brainwashing hahahahahahahaha

crime back. :D LMAO sorry but thats funny. ;)

MWAHAHAHAHAAA! FEAR ME! MWAHAHHAHAHHAHAA. boss.

You crap my up. lol

lol she is worse in person Raven.....

I so believe you. She has that cheeky look on those photos lol. Good to have friends like that. They always keep you on your toes lmao

At least I don't laugh at people when they get something stuck up their nose.. Torana!
:p
I try.
@_@

oh and they havn't met YOU in person! lmao!

OH GAWD! now I'm weeping. U guys make me cry








WITH PAIN! i think I have had tooooo much chocolate tonight!

Laughts loudly death by Snotty Chocolate

Yeah she is da best Raven. And DOZ how could I not laugh, you would have if it were the other way round lol

roflmfao :D hahhahhaasnorthahhahhahaagasphahahahhasplutter!

Why Am I laughting and I wasn't even there.

Yeah she is da best Raven. And DOZ how could I not laugh, you would have if it were the other way round lol

Hey! Don't make me blush! And I would giggle then try and help. NOT COLLAPSE ON THE GROUND LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!

Roflmfao

oh yeah it was RAven it was I thought my sides would split from laughter hey

Geez, I had a bad day to start off with and an excellent night/ I love this place! I always end up laughing.

AT TORANA AND HER FAILED HAIR EXPERIMENTS!

Chocolates up nose?

Ewwwwsy Uzi!

lmao

AT TORANA AND HER FAILED HAIR EXPERIMENTS! Do tell :D

Blond. then black. then blue. then green when she tried to dye it back!
and I'm sure there is more!

no don't!!!!!!!!

Anyways guys. Thanks for the mega laugh chocolate up nose laugh a thon! I'm goign to bed! Nighty night!

too late! night guys!

Blond. then black. then blue. then green when she tried to dye it back!
and I'm sure there is more!

LMAO Evil very Evil. But funny. Dish the dirt Doz..

Sleep well. lol We'll be waiting for more of your stories of Hair dye. lol

night DOZ and fine here goes.

Nadala dyed my hair then I wanted to go blonde again and it went green so we had to dye it again and I was meant to end up with dark brown hair but it went back to my natural colour.

Once before it was dyed red, was funny too. Also I have had black tips at one stage for a themed party and then cut the ends off so they were gone...

Am I missing anything DOZ? damn you girl.

I dyed mine red once. Twas many many moons ago.

Yeah but you wouldn't have looked like Ronald McDonald lol was not a good look for me at all rofl

I bet. ;) :)

But your blonde again so all was not lost.;)

Precisely lol

Have you thought about trying Blue ?????? ;)

heck no!!!!!!!!!

I like my blonde hair!

But blue would make you look really kool

IT would highlight my eyes but NO thankyou.

Why don't you dye your hair blue?

What hair.

oh yer you only got stubbled now down ya!! lol well bye your skin blue. That would be awesome lol

Hmmm the kids might like it. But i think you should do one half of your hair blue the middle red the other side Green. And maybe the ends Purple.

Nah cause I'd look colourful and that would suck.

You should dye your amrs pink, your legs orange, your head blue and the rest of you purple. That be kewl!

Or just go for Dockers colors!

eeeewwwwwwww DOZ hell no that would be damaging to his mental health. Don't wish that upon him!!

What is mental health?

Not sure really but it did sound good at the time Cogito! @_@

Well, better than Eagles colors!!!! :D :D :D mwahahahaaa DOCKERS RULE!

Don't you ever say that again or I will have to open a can of whoop ass on you DOZ!

DOCKERS, DOCKERS, DOCKER! WHOOO HOO! we beat eh eagles in the derby on the weekend. I think. :confused: But what gets me.. is that I'm posting stuff about fotty when I don't really get into it!

SHUSH DOZ! and yeah I know I hate footy to be honest.
I LOVE rugby.....hehehehehehe All that roughness on the field lol
Nah Rugby is awesome and I love it and Jon (I could have hit him over the head) walked right past Wendell Sailor and didn't even say hello! What is with that? He could have at least got me the guys signature or somet. Talk about rude hey! lol

And what was stopping you? :p

I wasn't in Sydney with him. I was being harrassed by my ex at that time!!!

Ah. That explains it.

Hmmm. "Ex" and "axe". Two words that go so beautifully together :)

hahahhaa lmao. I'm thinking about the combination with my ex! hahahaha. He'd look good without a head.... or arms....or legs... or...

I could not have put it better myself Cogito! :D