The former, because it still has benefits over supreme shortness.

Would you rather be a monkey made of turd of a turd shaped like a monkey? (It is the same thing!)

A monkey made of turd because then I can move around and scare the turd out of people. (pun intended!) because the second choice points to the turd being unable to move - a turd shaped like a monkey cannot move, however, a monkey made of turd can move around! (doncha just love my mind???)

Okay, car queastion: Holden or a Ford?

Neither and both.

Would you rather cook a goose or goose a cook?

Hmmmm......Cook a goose cuz I hate them.....

Would you rather tell someone you like them or get caught spying on them???

Getting caught would be humiliating and probably uhealthy in the mind, so I choose tell someone i like them-besides the worst thing they can say to you is that you are the most hideous person on the planet and I would rather be kissed by a sweaty old man with gangreen on his lips than be kissed by you. not hurtful at all right.hahaha

Would you rather be it be forever summer or forever winter?

OMG!!! This is easy!!! I wish it was forever SUMMER!!!...I HATE WINTER...IT SUCKS .....INLESS YOU OWN LIKE 10 ACRES AND HAVE SNOWMOBILES AND 4 WHEELERS.....IT SUCKS..... summer all the way...
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Would you rather sleep forever or stay awake forever..?

Stay awake forever. Just to see what the hell happens.

Would you rather listen to My Chemical Romance or Bob Segar?

MCR.

Would you rather your mother was actually Nessie (yes, the sea monster) and your dad was the illegitimate child of an alien and a lawnmower;
or that you were just the child of a strict, boring but normal couple?

ill go with havving nessie as a mum and a half alien/lawnmower as a dad! i like thrills!

would you rather drown in a sewar or a pit of vomit

Ok well that is just sick but I will go with the sewer pit just cause i think it is more disgusting lol

Would you rather eat from a filthy toilet bowl that is growing mould or spend the rest of your days scrubbing toilet bowls with you bare hands?



Ariella

id rather spend the rest of my days scrubbing dunnies as its what i do as a cleaner anyway!

would you rather compete in mud wrestling, or jelly wrestling?

Oh mud wrestling it is sooooooo much fun.....lol

Would you rather wrestle in a pool full of spaghetti or a pool full of grapes?

A pool full of grapes ;D You wouldn't smell as bad. Not that pasta doesn't smell good... I just don't feel like smelling like... spaghetti... XD

Would you rather watch a movie at home or in the theatre?

At home as I always fall asleep unless it is a horror and then I usually end up screaming anyways. So yup at home.

Would you rather live in a world made of ice- cream or a world made of chocolate?

That's dumb either way, because the whole word will melt.

Would you rather do without the sun and have eternal moonlight (pretend the moon gives off its own light) or vice versa?

Eternal moonlight that would be unreal.


Would you rather have a loyal dog that obeyed your every command or a cat that was overly friendly and never left you alone?


Ariella

I would have to go with the loyal dog....I already have a dog but he doesnt obey my every command.....I like cats but I just like dogs more...

Would you rather be a tampon or antifungal cream?
(ewwwwwwww)

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahH Hhahahah HAHAHA h ahah HAHAH yessss this is an awesome question. antifungal cream is absorbed into the skin and there for good-whereas a tampon is usedfor a short "period" of time (pun intended) but its up the va-jay-jay...hmmmmmm hard decision. I chooose.........antifungal because ew....no need to further explain... wow that question was intense....

would you rather be always happy or always sad.....imagine the anguish with both...

Hmmm......I would have to say always happy........I mean I would look like a total ass if like my mom died and I'm at the funeral smiling and laughing my ass off...you know....... But being sad would just be horrible....

Would you rather be a parent or a teenager???

WHEN YOU ARE A TEENAGER YOU DONT HAVE A LOT OF PURPOSE IN LIFE, BUT WHEN YOUR A PARENT YOUR LIFE MEANS SO MUCH MORE.
(I EXPERIENCED BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. SO i GOT THOSE DOWN PRETTY GOOD)

BLONDE OR BRUNETTE?

I would have to say blonde.........\\

Young or old?

(I think it is time I died my hair brown then...lol)

Depeds on how you define young and old......ummmmmmmmmm I will go with young I suppose..............


Would you rather be with the one you love or someone who is just drop dead gorgeous and a right sod?



Ariella

the one i love
Would you rather Get a horible virus so you could skip school/work or just go

Just go......I hate being sick!!!

Woud you rather be a therapist or go to a therapist?

go to a therapist, I studied to be a therapist and it is not easy.....YIKES......

Would you rather be a fighter or a problem solver?



Ariella

A bit of both

Would you rather try to make life fit you or try to fit yourself for life?

make life fit me....whatever that means hahah

would you rather be paralized or have insane never ending twitches...?

Insane never ending twitches!! That would be cool.......That could be my new fighting style!!!

Would you rather look at Ariella (highly suggest you dont eww) or look at yourself?

Well gee that doesn't help me much considering I am Ariella damn it!!!!!!

Would you rather go bankrupt or get kidnapped and held for ransom at gun point?



Ariella

Go bankrupt, at least my life would not be threatened.

Would you rather look at Ariella or me?

You daddy......Ariella...IM NOT A PAYCHECK~

hahahahahahahahahah

Would you rather put up with ItalionStallion and Myst or live a very wuiet peaceful existance?


Ariella

I have to put up with myself either way, and my son Stallion is a pleasant boy....plus existence would be too boring without us!

Would you rather be

1) Far too happy all the time
2) Never happy

Far too happy

Same question



Ariella

Far too happy as well

Would you rather

Wake up early and sleep early?

or

Wake up late and sleep late?

Wake up early and sleep early I guess....


Would you rather be awake all night and sleep all day or sleep all night and be awake all day?


Ariella

Awake during the day and sleeping at night, I hate the nighttime

Would you rather go out for a jog or sit at home and read a book?

Go for a jog


Would you rather go for a walk on the beach on a hot day or paddle a canoe down a river?



Ariella

Paddle a canoe down a river!

Would you rather drink soft drinks or plain water?

Plain water, more thirst quenching ad healthier too.

Would you rather give $50 to a homeless man or go out and spend it on something unneeded?


Ariella

Give it to the homeless man.

Would you rather live forever in pain or die tomorrow in peace?

I have 2 children so I would rather live forever in pain than leave them.....

Would you rather take the life of an innocent man/woman to save the life of a child or turn your back and let the child die?


Ariella

Damn.....I have no clue...prolly get the concent of the innocent man and after I found on ethat said yes I guess I would??

Would you rather eat yourself or some one else?

that is just sick..........neither......


Would you rather fall to your impending doom or get atttacked by killer bees?



Ariella

Thats a toughie id have to say......fall



Would you rather get sent to iraq as a marine or go to jail for 10 years?

Sent to Iraq.......I could do more there than in jail...

Would you rather got to school or be a teacher
/

I would rather be a teahcer, well a Drama Teacher to be specific.

Would you rather be the president of the USA or a Michael Jackson impersonater?


Ariella

Uh....both are horrible things to be, but I would say President, lol!

Would you rather eat rice or noodles?

i love rice, noodles are sloppy

would you rather jump out of a plane 1500 feet in the air with no parachute, or fall off a 1500m high cliff into a pile of rocks

rather jump out of a plane 1500 feet in the air with no parachute, be more fun get to see more on the way down.

Would you rather live a long and very prosperous life and never fall in love and die at the age of 80, or live a short and very happy life having fallen inlove with the perfect person but only getting 2 years to spend with them before you die at the young age of 30?



Ariella

a short and very happy life having fallen inlove with the perfect person but only getting 2 years to spend with them before you die at the young age of 30?



If your in a hospital ward and at the very end of the ward making the walk to the loo very long.
And your desperatly in need of a pee infact your so despewrate that it will not hold meaning you will pee yourself before you reach the tiolets and its at night time.
Would you rather climb up and pee from the window or pee in your bed neighbours juice jug?

LOL how the heck did you come up with that.....anyway I would pee in the juice jug just to spite my neighbour.

If you were on the brink of starvation and there were only a few options to eat would you rather

1) eat raw sea slugs that have diseases
2) kill a hobo that happens to be there and eat his flesh
3) kill the baby of the hobo and eat it
5) eat the wreckage of the shipwreck
6) eat the rotten corpse of the monkey that has been shat on by every other monkey

What kind of question is that...damn thats sad both ways...lol....I would live a long prosperous life...I have my family for my love......I dont really know if there is that some one out there fore me......If there is I dont think I will ever find her...I dont need that someone...I need my family...Now loo what you did...Im thinking deep now!!.lol...

Would you rather answer Ariella's sad questions or my fun ones?

Ariellas

Would you rather not?..... :p

hahahaha Sorry but that is hilarious Raven lol

I would rather

WOuld you rather eat hospital food that tastes like utter garbage or literally chew or starve until one of your friends or family members falls soft and brings you in some REAL FOOD???????



Ariella

Starve. (hospital food is already gross)

Would you rather eat dirt or wood?

Ummm eeeewww, I will go with the dirt, splinters hurt and my daughter seems to be perfectly haappy with eating dirt (eeeewww) so why not...

Would you rather eat a bowl full of maggots or run down the street naked singing I am a dingle dangle scarecrow with a flippy floppy hat, I can shake my head like this and shake my feet like that?
(also with the actions)


Ariella

Are the maggots dead. If they are the bowl full of maggots, excellent source of protein.

Would you rather have the body of a dog and a human head, or a dog head with a human body?

dog head and human body.

Would you rather have someone bust in on you in the toilet or in the shower?



Ariella

Long and prosperous. Happyness doesnt have to come from 'true love'.

would you rather have hay fever or diahorrea

hay fever

Would you rather have someone bust in on you in the toilet or in the shower?



Ariella

I would have to say toilet.....Atleat I would be wearing clothes......That way it would be torture for them....they wouldnt be able to open the door with all the foul stench coming from it....wew...Thay would tear up and probably die if that came 10 feet of the door while I'm in there....

would you rather fart or poop in public?

fart


would you rather go to school or to a job>?

To school......

would you rather steal or kill

steal hands down

would u rather live on the moon or on mars

mars(where the men are from -giggity giggity)
would you rather eat glue or eat chalk?

chalk

Would you rather fall of the edge of a cliff or spend eternity listening to people winge and moan whilst confined in a very small room?



Ariella

Cliff. I get enough of the moaning in real life, people really like telling me their problems.

Would you rather get a kitten or a puppy?

kitten they are so cute.....:):)

Would you rather swallow a spider or a bee?



Ariella

Spider. Wings get stuck in the throat.

Would you rather shoot cluster missiles from your back, or laser beams from your eyes?

laser beems from my eyes...I hate people looking into my eyes anyways so it wouldn't bother me.

Would you rather be employed as a checkout operator or a tiolet scrubber?


Ariella

Toilet Scrubber. With the proper equipment its an easy job, and it beats being a cashier. (Done both preferred cleaning.)

Would you rather be followed by mischievous skeletons, or mischievous mud men (literally men made out of mud.)

Mischievious mud men lol that owuld be unreal....lol....

Would you rather this thread be closed or the last person to reply thread to be closed?



Ariella

What do you mean to "close" the last person that posts? Do you mean ban? In that case, I'd much rather have this thread closed.

Would you rather be on "Cops" or "America's Most Wanted?"

Cops. But if it could be followed up by being on 'America's Most Wanted' that would be awesome.

Would you rather never be able to eat again, and survive, or never being able to sleep again, and survive and stay sane?

never being able to sleep again, and survive and stay sane, I enjoy my food way too much to go withou it.

Would you rather have tea with the devil or have tea with the queen of England?



Ariella

Queen Of England.

Would you rather meet George W Bush or Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden would have more interesting stories to discuss

Woudl you rather win lotto and become a millionaire or have you wildest fantasy come true?



Ariella

become a millionaire then my wildest fantasy will be true.

Would you rather run naked through a foot ball match or cricket match

football field for sure is so much more interstin than cricket lol

Would you rather runn through a football field naked or stand in the middle of a football field and do a strip tease?



Ariella

Uh...run naked.

If Ariella was doing a strip tease on the football field, would you rather throw random things at her and protest, cheer wildly or shield your eyes?

if she is willingly stripping-im totally gonna watch-im not a lesbian but who would pass up a free show? not me-haha
would you rather pose nude in a top magazine or do a porno?

Do a porno, more fun.

Would you rather join the army or the national park rangers?

The army. A lot more interesting line of work.

Would you rather control zombies or control ghosts?

Ghosts, the zombie smell would get to me after a while.

Would you rather be moderately smart for all your life or brilliant for half your life and stupid for the other half?

Moderatley smart.

Would you rather write fantasy or romance for the rest of your life?

Uh...run naked.

If Ariella was doing a strip tease on the football field, would you rather throw random things at her and protest, cheer wildly or shield your eyes?

(You little ...............)

Fantasy, I hate romance.....

Would you rather the world blow up or Myst get his arms sawn off?



Ariella

myst get his arms sawn off, im sure he could learn to write with a pencil between his toes

would you rather eat someone elses booger off their finger, or stick your tongue up someone elses nose?

Would you rather the world blow up or Myst get his arms sawn off?

(Gosh that isn't very fair.)

As to Misstikal....I would probably stick my tongue up someone's nose, the chances of getting a booger will be lesser and it is way more fun.

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

pst..you didnt post a question

(Gosh that isn't very fair.)

As to Misstikal....I would probably stick my tongue up someone's nose, the chances of getting a booger will be lesser and it is way more fun.

Neither was yoou saying about me doing a strip tease.........lol

Would you rather have a big bowl of your favourite food or a big bowl full of 5 cent pieces?



Ariella

a big bowl of my favourite food..i allready have a bowl of 5 cent pieces ahahahahahahaha

would you rather run through town naked singing 'god save the queen' at the top of your lungs, or be found asleep on the footpath naked

the singing part, i hate people watching me sleep. It creeps me out.


Same question



Ariella

yeah ill go with the singing too hahahah

would you rather be sick to death of the one you love, or be so far away from them that you were pining for them

The pining option. Benefits= inspiration for poems. Also, at least we wouldn't break up. (which would happen in the sick to death scenario)

Would you rather spend 10 years trapped in a place with peaceful classical music and novels, or 10 years trapped in a place with everlasting heavy metal and all kinds of violent video games?

ill go with the heave metal and video games, sounds like a day in my bedroom.

would you rather have a stalker or be a stalker

If the stalker is a female and not trying to murder/injure me, then I would rather have a stalker.

Would you rather be stalked by someone you know quite well or someone you don't really know too well?

be a stalker



would you rather kill or be killed

i would rather kill. Plus preferably not get caught.
As to being murdered- I dont want to go out like that.

would you rather be hairless or super hairy? (have i asked this question before?)

Would you rather be stalked by someone you know quite well or someone you don't really know too well?
Someone I know quite well. That way I know exactly where they live and can tell them to leave me alone.


would you rather be hairless or super hairy?
I'm already fairly hairy so I'll go with super hairy. Fake wigs, eyebrows and eyelashes, were never my style.

Would you rather be constantly tired, or constantly hungry?

Depends on the depth of the hunger, but I would probably say hungry. Hunger I could deal with - lack of sleep puts me out of comission.

Would you rather be wealthy and impotent, or have children and be poor?

Wealthy and impotent. Adoption is a wonderful thing, and there are ways to get it up.

Would you rather have tentacle hands, or tentacle feet?

Hands.

Would you rather have a terrible cough for the next ten years or a blocked nose?

A blocked nose for sure, haven a terrible cough for six months was bad enough for me.

Would you rather discover a new disease and become world famous for it or discover a cure for a terminal illness and no one ever know it was you that dicovered it and there is no proof you discovered it either?



Ariella

discover a new disease and become world famous for it

Would you rather walk from fire or walk from Nitro

Walk from Nitro. As long as its not shaken or anything it won't hurt you.

Would you rather be annoyed by a giant skeleton, or annoyed by a bunch of tiny skeletons?

tiny skeletons

Same Question

I'd go with the large skeleton. There's only one of it and it can't hide nearly as well.

Would you rather have your eyes burst, or have acid spurt out of your mouth at random for the rest of your life?

acid my words word actually hurt then

Would you rather everyone spoke the same language or we all had the same time zone?

Well if everyone spoke the same language I'd be out of a job, so lets go with same time zone. Then I wouldn't have to worry about jet lag.

Would you rather be able to teleport one foot at will, or fly two inches over the ground at walking speed.

teleport one foot at will, it would look cooler

would you rather do 50 laps in a sewer or 50 laps in a aligator pond

50 laps in an alligator pond. I would feed the alligators first though.

Would you rather own a jet or a yacht?

A yacht. Jets are nice and all, but I'd need to hire a pilot, plot and follow strict travel plans, fuel would be horrible.
With a yacht fuel is still expensive, but jet fuel is worse. More importantly once your on the ocean, you can go basically where ever you want within reason. Also once I learn how to pilot it I can do it by myself if I want to be alone. And its a lot more relaxing. Put it on autopilot or stop in a nice bay and don't worry about anything for hours.

Would you rather be shot in the arm or the leg?

in the arm, at least i could still walk around complaining

would you rather have your eyeballs pecked out by a vulture, or be eaten alive by soldier ants?

Eyeballs pecked out by a vulture(as long as i was dead) those soldier ants are nasty.

Would you rather die of a undiognosable illness or a diagnosable untreatable illness?

either way your screwed so i pick the undiagnosable one so i go out with a bang. Plus they can learn about it by examining my corpse.

would you rather be really shy or overly confident

Overly confident

Would you rather kill you Mom or Dad?

my mom is a total bitch haha wouldnt want ot kill ehr though, but if i had to choose it would be her.

Would you rather have your skin peeled off, or your eyes ripped out (ewwww im gross)

Eyes ripped out. You will survive and its over quicker.

Would you rather have a small cloud constantly raining on your head, or have a small goblin sitting on your shoulder saying obscenities that cannot leave?

id take the rain cloud, it was 50 degrees celcius in my town today where it only rains once a year..so yer the rain cloud!!!!

would you rather be deaf or blind?

Blind. Because I can still see.

Would you rather throw rotten tomatos or rotten eggs.

rotten tomatoes

would you rather rich and nobody liked you or poor and everybodies best friend?

Rich. You can buy friends.

Would you rather have springs on your feet letting you jump really far and travel quickly, or have extendable arms?

Springs in my feet, so much more fun....

Would you rather be a chocoholic or addicted to coffee?



Ariella

chocoholic, i could eat dark chocolate as a healthy alternative to my addiction.

would you rather magic did or didnt exist?

did.

would you rather burp all the time or fart all the time?

Burp, may as well burp and taste it then fart and waste it.........eeeeeeewwwwwww omg I can't believe I just said that......eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.....eeeeeewwwwwww..... .

Would you rather never get to do the one thing you enjoy most in your life or the one thing you would love to do most in your life if you were given the opportunity to do it?


Ariella

Wow that's a little confusing. I would rather do the single thing if given the opportunity. I think I read that right.

Would you rather have great normal vision or x-ray vision but no normal vision.

Great normal vision. X-rays won't let you read a book.

Would you rather shoot multi-coloured lasers from your hands, or have rocket fists?

Shoot multi-coloured lasers. Think of all the fun. LOL.

Would you rather kiss a frog or a worm?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I would never do either.......but as a choice a frog cause a worm may end up inside your mouth (runs off and throws up) that is disgusting

Would you rather have dead dog stew for tea or desert?


Ariella

Tea of course. Sugared puppy dog tails are for dessert.

Would you rather only be able to speak in rhyme, or hear everything as if its being sung.

Ummm speak in rhyme, singing gets annoying at times

Would you rather loose both feet or both hands?

Hands, at least I can still run.

Would you rather loss you eyes or ears?

Ears. I couldn't stand being blind.


Would you rather have to jump everywhere, or have to crawl everywhere?

crawl everywhere, less effort and plus jumping around like that would really hurt my breasts.

would you rather be slowly eaten alive by maggots, or slowly picked and torn by scavengers

I think...er...difficult choice...I think maggots are small, so, er, slowly eaten by maggots...less pain and, er, blood. x_x

Would you rather fall off a twenty-foot ladder or get bashed through a glass twenty-one times? (meeps I'm violent!:eek: )

Fall 20 feet. By going limp and protecting my head I should be fine, if well bruised.

Would you rather walk on nails or jagged glass? (Just keeping with the violent theme here)

Nails I think, cause ya never said they were rusty so I decided they are brand new nails so therefor less chance of infection as far as I am concerned...and glass is a nightmare to get out of your feet cause it always leaves tiny little shavings in there...

Would you rather suffocate in a giant pit of jelly or fall into a giant hot melted chocolate?

Fall in to hot, melted chocolate, as you didn't say I would die in that.

Would you rather be chopped in peices by the sword shot to death by arrows?

Chopped to death. It much easier to move and make a sword cut you in a way to kill you quickly then with an arrow.

Would you rather be boiled alive in oil, or water?

Water. Oil slimy and sticky.

Would you rather be made into soup or chili?

Er...shot to death by arrows - less blood again.:p

Would you rather dance on top of a very narrow, high building or eat worms?:eek:

Water. Oil slimy and sticky.

Would you rather be made into soup or chili?

Soup. Human tastes kind of like pork, so a nice pea soup would be really good.
Chili requires beef to be really good.

Would you rather dance on top of a very narrow, high building or eat worms?
Eat worms. Wash em up, spice them appropriately and bake em in the oven.


Would you rather be vampire or a werewolf?

Vampire. Cause I can totally pull it off. werewolves are hideous....so its a no go....

Would you rather....Never see the light of day or never see the dark or night?

Dark of night, that way I'd never have to go to sleep.

Would you rather be a dragon or an elf?

Dragon. They get all the princesses.


Would you rather have a toothache for eternity, or an earache for eternity?

Earache. Tooth aches are no fun, believe me.

Would you rather run in circles forever or jump up and down forever?

Jump up and down. At least you can go somewhere else while your jumping.

Would you rather have a velocirapter as a pet, or a sabre tooth tiger?

sabre tooth tiger-moslty because idont know what velocirapter is...whatever it is-it doesnt sound to friendly.(im guessing some sort of dinosaur....? hence the raptor part)

Would you rather eat vomit or window sludge?

Vomit, I figure since someone originally ate it it can't be THAT bad for you.

Would you rather be left handed or British?

(velocirapters are comparatively small dinosaurs that hunted in packs, and from the size of their brain cases, might have been fairly intelligent. They were in all the Jurassic Park movies.)

I'd rather be left handed. I like being Canadian.


Would you rather spit atomic spitballs every time you burp, or projectile vomit molten gold?


(Yeah I was stretching here.)

you are seriously wierd Domoviye. lol

Spitballs I guess I would rather never speak anyways, the english language is wasted on meaningless speech when the written words holds far more meaning to it anyways.

Would you rather write everything you have to say on paper or never be able to stop talking?

Done the speaking bit when I was younger. I'll go with the writing before speaking.

Would you rather be seriously weird, or seriously boring?

Well if I was seriously boring people would leave me alone but that would be boring so I wil go with the seriously wierd just for amusement

Would you rather be a mouse or a dragon?

Dragon. Mice are at the bottom of the food chain. Dragons remove the food chain.

Would you rather have angels accidentally change your gender or make you ten years younger?

(I've been reading a little to much Misfiles)

10 years younger...ohhhh that means going through puberty again....hmmmmmm *looks down* well since it didnt really work out the first time in my favor lets give it another whirl hahaha

would you rather be drug addicted or mentally delusional(more so than now i mean[domo])

Hey thats not very nice. I'm not delusional, just reality impaired.
And I'd have to go with delusional. At least that way its not my fault that I'm not exactly in touch with reality.

Would you rather be forced to do 10,000 push-ups, or 10,000 sit ups?

sit ups because i would rather hot abs than popeye arms

Sit ups because abs are hot and popeye arms are not

would you rather be a heavy drinker or a heavy smoker?

whoops did it twice because the first time it didnt show up

Heavy drinker. You didn't say what we'd be drinking so apple juice all the way.:D

Would you rather live through a meteor strike that kills 50% of the population, or a really horrifying plague that kills 95% of the population?

Meteor strike. ._.

Would you rather piss out a marble, or **** out a bowling ball? :D

id rather piss out a marble..i mean ouchie


would you rather cough up a dead kitten, or **** out a live rat

ewwww im trying to eat noodles here guys......I'd rather puke up a dead kitten

would you rather sleep in a puddle of coagulated cold blood, or eat intestine with half digested slime in it.

The blood. As long as it doesn't enter your cuts a lot less chance of contracting an infection.

Would you rather tap dance forever, or moonwalk forever?

Dude, MOONWALK. :D

Would you rather be a cartoon character for a day, or a famous movie star for a day?

Cartoon character. As long as its not hentai.

Would you rather be a hideous cybernetic machine, or a genetic monstrosity?

genetic monstrosity. You can learn a lot from that. It would be super hard and I would probably be suicidal, buuutttt..............at least im not a machine

would you rather live in a house made of salami or in a house made of moldy cheese

Moldy cheese house. Depending on the type of cheese it might not smell bad. And from working in a deli, when salami starts going bad its smell is horrifying.

Would you rather bleed continuously, without dying, from your eyeballs, or your butt?

WOW-give me a moment to think.....hmmmmmmm the eye balls...because it seems almost poetic, where as the butt.....is just a bleeding butt. I would rather be known as "the girl with the bleeding eyes", rather than "the girl with the bleeding butt."


would you rather have a mole the size of a twoonie(if you dont know what that is -I cant help you) on your face or a wart the size of a plum on your butt

The wart. Once its removed even if it leaves a scar, most people won't see it.

Would you rather be harassed by gremlins, or harassed by bats?

bats i will chance the rabies because gremlins are just all kinds of scarey

would you rather live in a world of nothing but chocolate or in a world with nothing but spinach. (think of the nutriets ppl)

Chocolate. At least I could die happy.

Would you rather have hideous laughter erupt from nowhere whenever you farted, or get booed, as if a stadium of 30 thousand people were standing around you, whenever you burped?

i would rather the hideous laugh because booing is bad for self esteem.

would you rather have worlds longest toenails of worlds biggest ears?

Toenails. They can be cut.

Would you rather have eyes in your hands (with thick eyelids) or eyes in the back of your head?

in my hands-because then I can look around corners. although I would have to reinvent a new high five

would you rather x ray vision or the ability or run lightening speed?

Lightening speed. X-ray vision only lets you look at things. Lightening speed lets you get them.

Would you rather have no elbows, or no knees?

yikes.no elbows. because i enjoy walking normally. the only thing you would miss out on with no elbows is hugging
would you rather eat horse balls or frog rectum

Horse balls at least no crap has gone through them.

Would you rather fall 5 feet into a cesspool, or risk death falling 90 feet into a deep river?

cespool-90 feet is way to high

would you rather drink a cup full of prostitute saliva or
wipe a junkies bum? wow maybe i will get kicked out like ariella?

Wipe a junkies bum. You can at least wear gloves while you do that.

Would you rather die from jumping out of an airplane without a parachute, or while swimming in the ocean being pulled under the water by a whale that decides you're a nice toy?

Out the airplane. You'd have time to think and stuff like that. It'd be cool.

Would you rather drink 20,000 litres of water in 20 minutes and not be allowed to go to the toilet or drink 20,000 litres of alcohol in 20 minutes and not throw up/die

I'll take the water. Don't like the taste of alcohol.

Would you rather be constantly dehydrated (but never die or collapse), or constantly starving (but never die or collapse)?

Dehydrated. You could eat really moist foods like tomato and stuff.

Someone else make one up.

Would you rather have hip hop music constantly blaring all around you, or disco music constantly blaring all around you? (And earplugs don't help.)

does it matter they are both terrible but I will go with pop for the heck of it...

Would you rather be a tissue or toilet roll?

tissue

would you rather live for ever or go to heaven and die now

die now and go to heaven

would you rather be smothered by a vegimite sandwich, or choke on chocolate and die

choked on chocolate and die what a way to go

Would you rather be a peanut or a walnut?

preferably a walnut...in a brownie.

would you rather...have one blind eye or one deaf ear

One ear deaf. I like my depth perception.

Would you rather be a tree, or a cloud?

tree because im afraid of heights, and clouds dissipate

would you rather pee out of your nose, or smell with your genitalia?

that is so disgustingly fowl and hilarious too

I will go with the peeing out my nose (cringes)

Would you rather be a cockroach or a sewer rat?

a sewer rat

would you rather fart and accidentlay **** yourself, of cough and accidentally spew?

Cough and spew. If your careful you won't even get any of it on your clothes.

Would you rather be appear naked in the middle of the field at the last game of the World Cup Soccer tournament and be seen by hundreds of millions, or be secretly video taped making love, but only seen by a few hundred?

i would like to be seen by millions as crazy as it sounds-doesnt seem so personal.

would you rather be allergic to dust or dander?

dust I know what that is lol

would you rather have your house infested with killer fleas or a flesh eating virus?

ewwww wow. flesh eating virus because they can cut off body parts to stop the disease from progressing, but killer fleas just kill ya.
would you rather have a chapped ass or have 50 cracks on your lips.

lol that is fowl
i will go with the cracks on my lips cause I love pain lol is how we know we are truely alive and they have some really good lip balm out these days and some of them are really yummy lol

Would you rather eat animal droppings or human droppings?

Animal droppings. Although could we drink it instead? Theres a coffee from Asia that is really interesting. A catlike animal eats the coffee beans, but can't really digest them. So people find the droppings, wash the half digested beans off really well and make a really tasty coffee out of them. So you are drinking animal droppings.

Would you rather be covered in vomit or crap?
(Might as well keep the disgusting theme going.)

...crap because vomit is acidic and it burns

would you rather have your arms and legs cut off and you (the torso) be thrown in a dumpster, or be locked in battle naked with 10 million angry squirrels wielding very sharp pencils

10 million squirrels. I could at least fight back, even if its a losing battle.

Would you rather meet Santa Claus or Jesus?

obviously jesus because you can maybe arrange with jesus to help your path cross with santas in the near future. plus with jesus you get to have a lot of questions ansswered.

would you rather never clip your nails again or never brush your teeth again.

Well since I don't brush my teeth anyways, :D I'd have to go with the nails.

Would you rather have a dogs tail, or cat ears?

cat ears for sure

would you rather bite your tounge or cheek?

My cheek. I bite my tongue a lot, and its sensitive.

Would you rather have a dogs head, or an alligators head?

alligators because they arent very common in my town hahah.
would you rather have a bratty kid or a kid who doesnt talk?

Kid who doesn't talk. I can deal with quiet children. Teach them to sign if they're mute, or make them talk through various activities. Bratty kids I just want to slap.

Would you rather be rich at the expense of others, or be poor but help others become rich with no financial gain?

be poor and help others become rich because then they would pay me for helping them get rich. if they didnt then i would sneak into their house and take what they have laying around. if they have nothing good then i will kidnap one of them for ransom

would you rather eat deer brain or pig hoof

(Hey, I said for no financial gain!)

Anyways deer brain. Who knows what a pig stepped in, at least I know where the brain has been.

Would you rather have 10 well behaved but lazy children to look after, or one really bratty, annoying one?

ok my bad. I would be rich because it is a cut throat world.

one bratty kid

would you rather travel beside a puking passenger of one who has gas

Ugh. I may have to deal with that soon.
Well vomit splatters, and stinks. So I'll take the gas, I'm actually pretty good about dealing with bad smells. Comes from working in the food industry.

Would you rather be kidnapped by aliens or bigfoot?

aliens because I bet they have great technology that i can use to my advantage.

would you rather have to big of tounge for your mouth, or to small of teeth.

Too big of tongue. Plastic surgery yet again. And I already had work done on my lower teeth to make them seem bigger.

Would you rather only be able to speak in a scream or a whisper?

whisper. ebcause if your trying to be romantic and screaming that just kils the mood or if your in a movie theatre and screaming that would suck or if you talking behind osmeones back and screaming there is a chance they would hear you lol

would you rather eat old beef or old chicken

Old beef. Its called jerky.

Would you rather be attacked by a werewolf or a vampire?

vampire because vampires are way more classy

would you rather die a violent death or die alone and nobody knows what happened to you

Would you rather be covered in vomit or crap?
(Might as well keep the disgusting theme going.) rofl

die alone and nobody knows what happened to you


Would you rather be chopped up in a mincer or carved up by a meat slicer?

meat slicer. nooo idea why. sliced seems beter than minced
would you rather be awake for 3 days non stop or asleep for 3 days nonstop

AWAKE for sure

Would you rather be wrapped up and thrown in a freezer or wrapped up and thrown in the fire?

Freezer. Even if I can't get out, its a lot more pleasant to suffocate, or freeze to death (depending on freezer size) than burning. It's drawn out but all you have to do is fall asleep. Whereas fire hurts.

Would you rather barely be able to breathe for the rest of your life, or be in constant low grade pain for the rest of your life?

low grade pain. because i like to breathe. im a yoga fan.
would you rather only be able to talk super fast or talk in slow mo

Ugh. I would hate both.
Since I already talk quickly when I get excited, I'll go with slow mo. At least people would understand me.

Would you rather be a Mummy, or a Frankenstein Monster?

frankenstien. because i like the bolt out of the neck accessories.

would you rather have a HUGE ears or a super TINY nose?

Huge ears. If I had a small nose my glasses wouldn't fit.

Would you rather be a ghost or a zombie?

ghost because disspearing would be great.

would you rather bea fairy or an elf?

An elf. If I'm an old style mythical elf I have all kinds of unique powers, and am basically immortal. If I'm a Tolkienesque elf I live for a very long time.

Would you rather dip your unprotected hands into boiling hot chocolate, or a bucket of backed up sewage full of human waste?

well my man works in the septic system buisness-installing and whatnot so i am pretty desenitized to human waste and all that goes along with it. so i pick waste...as long as im up to date with my shots.

would you rather pull a persons eye balls out or tear out someones jaw?

Well this is tough.
Pulling out someones eyes is relatively easy as long as you don't mind soft boiled eggs and peeled grapes. But tearing out someones jawbone is just such an awesome image. How many people have torn out someones jaw with their bare hands. Thats definitely going into the books.
So we have to look at other things. If I'm doing this to a person, I'm obviously very upset with them. So leaving them blind for life, with my face and fingers as their last image has a certain appeal to it. Ripping out the jawbone will almost certainly kill them from shock and blood loss. Sure you get revenge, but its not as long lasting.
Also if I rip out a jaw my hand will become cut, and bruised from the teeth and bones. Not fun.
But if I leave a person blind they can tell the police who did it. Increasing the chance of getting caught.
So I'll have to go with ripping off someones jaw. Its harder and risks injury, but its cool, and the person won't be able to turn me in.

Would you rather have your feet turn into living bunnies, or your hair turn into long snakes?

hmmmmm i would go medusa style. beause im not much of a hopper.

although laying cadbury mini eggs is a plus....
still hopping takes a lot oof effort. so i choose snake hair(my hair is that crazy today anyways)

would you rather light your face on fire or gargle bleach

gargle bleach sounds like fun lol

would you rather fall into a pit full of broken glass or a pool of acid?

Pool of acid. As long as the acids not to strong the worst you might come out with is a bad sunburn. But I won't be opening my eyes for a while.

Would you rather have to fill out a hundred complicated income tax forms by hand, or run as fast as you can into a brick wall?

oh the brick wall I am so sick and tired of mathematics and tax forms that if I saw another one I would run into a brick wall repeatadly so I will just do it instead.

What would you do if you were very tightly wrapped up in barbed wire that if you sso even moved it would draw blood and imbed itself into your skin but you had to move because you are in a building that is on fire and collapsing around you.

wrong thread...but either way, i would hop

would you rather be covered in peanut butter and fight a hungry bear blind-folded or provoke a herd of rhinoceros into battle

Provoke a herd of rhino's. I've seen bears in action, I might have a small chance against a small one if I was peak condition. Whereas rhino's are horribly near sighted and can't maneuver as easily as a man on foot. Not saying it would be easy, just more survivable.

Would you rather be be punched in the groin by a body builder, or pepper sprayed?

pepper sprayed even though i am a girl and the groin isnt half as bad for me than a guy, i would still take the pepper spray because groin punches tend to hurt. I know pepper spray would suck ass but there are no long term affects

would you rather read the whole bible front to back in one sitting with REALLY tight underwear, or listen 8 hours in a class to a guy talking in a monotone voice and if you fall asleep then a brick is thrown at your face.....

I'd normally take the bible, as I'm a speed reader. But the tight underwear sucks.
So the boring class. I've been through university as long as the room isn't boiling, I can deal with it.

Would you rather know one minute of perfect bliss and than return to normal, or one minute of extreme pain and return to normal?

pain...because bliss you would never achieve again and you would long for it forever until it engulfed your life...pain would disappear and then back to normal would feel like perfect bliss

would you rather be kicked in the stomach by a guy wearing metal cleats dipped in acid and set on fire and you are not wearing a shirt and it is the middle of december in a snow storm or would you be dropped into a cage with 300 vipers, 2 wolves, and a german Panzer tank

oh wow.i will pick the first one. because the fire would be put out by the snow??i would hope.....

anywho would you rather have a body COVERED in pimples or a body COVERED in thick coarse hair.

Thick coarse hair. Pimples hurt. And its easier to get a full body shave, than finding someone to help pop the zits on the back.

Would you rather have to perform in front of a thousand people who throw rotten tomatoes at you for one hour, or have it happen to someone you love?

to someone i love-as long as they didnt get hurt..humilitaed is fine htough. im frail that way so it has to be someone else

would you rather eat a rotten tomatoe or a roten potatoe

A rotten tomato. It would be really juicy and mushy so at least half of it would be drip away as I ate it.

Would you rather be in a Looney Tunes (Bugs Bunny) cartoon world, or a Japanese kids anime (Pokemon)?

bugs bunny-im old school

would you rather be punched in the teeth or the throat?

Teeth. Less chance of dying. And I can fight with a sore mouth, I can't fight if I'm gasping for air. Tried that once, it didn't work.

Would you rather work at McDonalds for the rest of your life, or get kicked in the butt, really hard, once a day at a random time, for the rest of your life.

kick in the butt.
would you rather drill a screw into the side of your head or have random people spit at you everyday for the next 8 months

eeeewww gross.....random people spit at me.

Would you rather be a fly or a bee?

Bee. They seem more intelligent. plus there is going to be no point in my life when i want to be a maggot.

Would you rather eat horse poo with horse hair in it, or eat maggot pie with snot in it.

Since I don't think anyone is going to answer this one I will.

I choose option three, projectile vomit all over the place. If you held a gun to my head I couldn't do it.

Would you rather rather drown in a vat of slow acting acid, or be left alone without any climbing equipment halfway up Mount Everest?

Be left alone (you can always get down one way or another) lol

Would you rather eat a wasp or a ant?