An ant. The wings get caught in the teeth.

Would you rather sacrifice your dog to the Ravenous Evil Gods Of The Abyss or a person who annoys you sometimes at work/school?

I'd rather sacrifice the annoying guy to the Ravenous Evil Gods of the Abyss. I have someone in mind . . . sorry, James.

Would you rather have your book published under someone else's name and have that person become super-famous as a result, or would you rather have a book published under your name but be terribly unpopular or criticized for writing it?

I'd have to go with getting it published under my name. If I do the work even if its bad I want my name on it.

Would you rather be remembered forever for doing a really evil thing, or die in total obscurity even being forgotten by your family after a single generation?

die in total obscurity even being forgotten by your family after a single generation. I would never want to be remembered for doing something evil. I would hate to die and leave this world knowing that out there somewhere I had caused pain unto another person.

Would you rather live on the sun or on the bottom of the ocean considering you have nothign to keep you alive at all?

The sun. You die quicker.

Would you rather live in a Lovecraft story, or a Stephen King Story?

Stephan King for sure

Would you rather star in a romance movie (blergh) or a horror movie (yeah)? lol :D

Horror Movie. I know when it's appropriate to jump into the nearest car, after pumping a few shotgun rounds into the back seat and the trunk, and drive to the other side of the country.

Would you rather suffer extreme burning, and projectile diaheria for the rest of your life, or be paralyzed from the waist down?

well wow im not sure because if your paralysed from the waist down....your not going to have control over the pooping anyways. Plus Im sure there is something you could take to lessen the projectile diarhea.......so i choose diarheaa please.

Would you rather eat someones elses toenails, or eat someones elses used toilet paper

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
toenails eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

would you rather have someone cut you up while you are alive or have them stick millions of dressmakers pins into your entire body?

Gah!!! You're all evil minded.
Pecked apart by birds. Being stripped to death layer by layer sounds even more painful. At least with the birds they may peck something vital and kill you quickly.

Would you rather fly around on a cloud (Like Goku on Dragonball), or fly with an umbrella (like Mary Poppins)?

The Pope. I want unlimited access to the Vatican's library.

Would you rather own a really cool looking cape that lets you fly, or wear an enormous, smelly, diaper that gives you all of Super Mans powers, but makes you look really, really stupid?

lute-way more classy

would u rather-grow up in a slaughter house or a whore house

Whore house. I might actually know how to talk to girls in a manner that will get me dates, rather than merely friends.

Would you rather have radioactive boogers, or toxic farts?

Iran. Neither one would be good, but at least news of my death would get out of Iran.

Would you rather be horribly humiliated on national tv, or lose all your money?

Forty lashes. Scars are cool, and I like women too much to want to forgo that pleasure.

Would you rather have a thousand fire ants in your underwear right now, or be chased and risk being eaten by a giant?

Crazy Frog guy. Paris Hilton never impressed me.

Would you rather shrink 3 feet from your current height, or grow 3 feet from your current height?

(At least I haven't seen several hundred porn videos and voyeur shots of Frog guy online.)

Electric Blue. I don't like pink hair, and I think the blue would look better on me.

Would you rather attempt to jump ten school buses on a flaming motorcycle, or swim across Lake Ontario?

(Its the second smallest Great Lake. So its stupidly big, but not as bad as Lake Huron, Lake Michigan, or the biggest lake in the world Lake Superior.)

Blaze of glory. Dying peacefully is a lot more pleasant, but I want to go with a bang. Preferably several bangs, heard around the world. But I'll settle for one really big bang.

Would you rather be one second faster than the rest of the world, or one second slower than the rest of the world?

Rabies. Its curable.

Would you rather develop a cure for Ebola, or find a way to weaponize it and sell it to the highest bidder?

Spartan. While the Persian's won, a huge number of their lower rank slave and conscript soldiers were killed. Unless I was one of the top ranking soldiers in the 10,000, theres a good chance I'd be horribly maimed or killed. And even if I survived, I'd almost certainly be killed in the battles afterwards, especially since Athens stopped the fleet at the same time.
So I have to go with the glory.

Would you rather have the weather constantly stormy, or constantly sunny?

Firing squad. Six bullets to the chest will almost certainly kill you instantly. Whereas if the rope is to short you could strangle to death, and if its too long your head pops off. After some experiments with the guillotine, it seems like your head can survive about 30 seconds after being beheaded.

Would you rather be turned into a cat or a dog?

Cat, they are more independent and agile. Plus if a cat falls asleep on your lap you aren't gonna get crushed. xD

Would you rather eat another human being or be eaten alive by a human being?

First: Eat another human being. If I was already dead I'd go with the second option, but being eaten alive is just nasty, and painful sounding.
So I'd eat another human being, but only after they were dead.

Second: Drown. Less painful than burning.

Would you rather parachute out of a burning aircraft, or go hang gliding?

Second World War. On average less soldiers died in the second one.

Would you rather be driving a car down a busy freeway with no brakes, or be in a plane that can't get the landing gear down?

Trapped forever. Unless I'm left physically or emotionally destroyed, I don't like to surrender.

Would you rather lose all control of your body except for the ability to move three fingers and blink, or get the mind of a 3 year old?

Since I don't think theirs an afterlife I really don't care. Lets go with a coma.

Would you rather have your head transplanted onto a dogs body, or have your head shaped to look like a dogs head?

GAH!!!!!!
Um skinned alive. I'd squirm so they cut an artery or something.
GAH!!!!!!

Would you rather be stalked by mischievous little elves, or a very annoying geek who thinks you look like his favourite star and wants you to star in a video he's making?

Tape worm. No brain to worry about.

Would you rather be stalked by a psychopath, or a very annoying geek who thinks you look like his favourite star and wants you to star in a video he's making?

I would go for the geek. psychopaths are terrifying.

would you rather be a monkey butt or the tip of an elephant nose

Tip of an elephant nose. They don't generally go digging in crap.

Would you rather work at McDonald's until you die, or be a peon in a cubicle moving around meaningless numbers until you die?

David Blaine

Would you rather be Sylvester Stallone Or Bruce Willis?

Jackass. sounds more fun

would you rather be marriad to angelina jolie or sandra bullock

Vampire

Same question

A vampire, I am a night person anyways

Would you rather fall of a cliff and die instantly or been chained and nailed to a large tree in the middle of no where and die slowly knowing that there is no possible way you could ever get free?

slowly bleed to death through pinpricks all over your body, may as well feel the pain of death for that is when I will truely know that I am alive. :D

Would you rather get dragged behind a car with a chain around your ankles or your wrists?

Handglide across the atlantic.

Would you rather travel through the mountains exploring or fly around the world in a helicopter

First: Atlantic hang gliding. I don't believe its ever been done before, so it would be awesome. Or deadly. Or deadly awesome.

Second: Fly around the world in a helicopter. Mountains are interesting, but I'd like to see the entire world.

Would you rather be hit by a car going 80km/h, or have 100 angry fire ants in your underwear?

the car for sure

same question

uhm a bubble-st least people will come visit me

would you ratherhave no hair-like a hairless cat OR have so much hair that you look like a gorilla

Hmmm Space.

Same question

Uzbekistan sounds more interesting.

Same question

House of Lords. Member for life, no need to be reelected.

Would you rather be President of China or the US?

Id have rather lived in King Arthurs time.

Would you rather be King Arthur or Robin Hood

First: King Arthur. He got a magic sword. And I don't want to know why Robins men were so merry. And look at those tights they always wear on tv. Those have to pinch in uncomfortable places. Also I live near woods, they're cold dark places with a lot of bugs. Mixed with how wet England is and that has to be hellish to sleep in.

Second: Henry VIII. He might have been morbidly obese and diseased, but he's better known, and didn't lose a major colony.

Would you rather be really depressed all the time, or angry all the time?

Gas. Depending on the gas its usually a lot more pleasant.

Would you rather die fighting, or live on your knees?

Arctic. If I 850 miles Northwest I'll be in the Northwest Territories, and officially in the Arctic anyways. If I drive about 480 miles straight North I'll be on the Hudson Bay where the weather pattern makes it seem like the Arctic. So its really not that big of a deal for me.

Would you rather live on Mars or Pluto?

Mimes. At least they're silent.

Would you rather be a mime or a televangelist?

Legs. I like being able to wipe my butt. And legs have more meat on them.

Would you rather rip out your eyes, or rip off all your toes?

At night. The nuclear fireball would show up a lot better at night.

Would you rather die in a nuclear blast, or peacefully in bed?

peacefully in bed.

Would you rather live in mud or live in baby powder

mud, baby powder is so horrible it just goes everywhere and is so annoying when it goes upp your nose lol i hate baby powder

would you rather be shot in head with a bullet or an arrow?

Bullet. Both will kill but bullets are cleaner.

Would you rather be able to make bugs explode at will, or puppies explode at will?

Bugs, I like puppies.

Would you rather have your head in a bottle of poop for the rest of your life or baking powder?

Baking powder. Cleaner.

Would you rather do one thousand push ups, or one thousand sit ups?

Ice cream I'd just make sure to move to the Arctic during the winter, and the Antarctic during the summer. Sugar melts way too easily.

Would you rather be mauled by lions or wolves?

No idea who they are so I will just pic at random.
one of the Greco-Roman gods

Would you rather run through the police station naked with a bright pink hat on or stand in a shopping centre window holdong a bunch of grapes for underwear?

Have my teeth fall out cause I love my hair way toooooo much to lose it for any reason.

Would you rather lose both your arms or your vision and hearing?

bring one person back. I dont think I would like to live forever. Would get pretty awful seeing all your loved ones and friends die.

Would you rather eat chocolate with worms in it or plums with worms in it.

love all the way

would you rather have a tail or a mustache that doesnt ever go away and its really wirey and bushy(both of them haha)

Hearing. I'm a very visual person.

Would you rather be in a sandstorm or a snowstorm?

Arctic - I know how to survive up there.

Would you rather be turned into a T-Rex or a Sabretooth Tiger?

Caterpillar. I would eventually turn into a butterfly and create hurricanes in China everytime I flap my wings.

Would you rather make puppies appear anywhere, or have x-ray skin?

Live hedgehogs. One carefully placed bite and the live hedgehog is a dead hedgehog.

Would you rather eat a live porcupine or glass?

Boiled. So long as it's in a lovely bath of sweet smelling water.

Would you rather drink water from my fishpond or a cup of my tea?

Schizophrenia - They have medicine for that, even if it doesn't always work.

Would you rather have a nuclear weapon, or a weaponized disease?

Solitary confinement - I'm already used to that. By the way you should have gone for the pond water; I make lousy tea.

Would you rather give birth or get kicked in the nuts? (sorry about language)

Kicked in the nuts. I don't exactly have the right equipment for giving birth so it would be more painful.

Would you rather read minds constantly with no way to stop it, or constantly give off high levels of radiation?

Train crash. More likely to survive, at least if its in a good railway car, thats not jam packed with people.

Would you rather be in an asylum, or in jail?

(But there are more drugs at the asylum and they're free.)

Metal fence post. They're sharper than cattle prods, so less blunt damage.

Would you rather get hit on the head with a wooden bat, or take a sledge hammer to the knee?

Femural artery cut. You still have about 30 seconds to try to staunch the flow of blood. And you can see what your doing. The jugular takes less time, and you really can't see anything there. Plus you move your neck so you can't keep as constant source of pressure on it.

Would you rather live forever, or be reincarnated continually with full memories of the past?

Live forever. It would get confusing remembering have 5 parents when your three years old.

Would you rather have projectile vomiting, or projectile diarrhea?

Diarrhea, i think.

Would you rather live in Oz or go to Hogwarts for school?

Definetly Hogwarts

Would you rather be invisible, or indestructable?

Indestructible. More my style.

Would you rather be able to leap tall buildings with a single bound, or be able to lift a car?

spiderwoman. come on now.

would you rather be a kidnapper or a kidnappee

Kidnapper. Being in control of the situation means I'm more likely to survive.

Would you rather be able to run at super speeds, or turn invisible at will?

invisible-because im sneaky.

would you rather have super sensitive smeeling or super good eye sight

Super good eyesight. I'd rather not smell all the garbage thats lying around.

Would you rather be as agile as a cat, or be able to smell things as well as a dog?

agile as a cat, my dad makes fake meat sloppy joes that smell completly nasty


would you rather be 90 yr old billionare or a 20 year old musician?

20 year old musicain (90 year old people don't ride horses) lol:D :D :D

Would you rather have to kick yourself every day for the rest of your live or some one you love?

i would kick myself. it would be over in a minute. no pain no gain.

would you rather always be be annoying or always boring

Always annoying much more fun LOL!!!

Would you rather kiss a toilet or a pile of poop?

toilet. poop would smear on your lips.

would you rather kiss a syphillis patient or a person with the herpes

person with the herpes

Would you rather drink pee or blood?

pee. blood is thicker, plus may contain some sort of disease. pee is just pee...dont know if you can contract much from that.

would you rahter drink a cup of random ppls spit or a cup or random peoples eye juice

random peoples eye juice

would you rather eat dog crap or drink human crap from the loo.

eat dog poo.
would you rather eat slugs or cave spiders

Cave spiders.

Lets get less disgusting please.
Would you rather be a star of a boring, mindless soap opera, or the host of a sideshow like daytime talk show?

host, i guess

would you rather have a million dollars but having nothing to spent it on or have no money and have hunderds of things on your wish list?

Million dollars but nothing to spend it on. I can always give it away.
And I'm already suffering from the second option.:D

Would you rather be an elf or a fairy?

fairy because im not sure how hot I would be as an elf. hahaha

would you rather be whale or a elephant

Whale. Less poachers.

Would you rather be a sentient car or boat?

boat. Because im not sure what sentient means. What is with me always getting the wierd words. I swear im not even dumb.Im a friggin word wizard..you would think I would be good at these types of things. jeez

would you rather be a rapist or a kidnapper

(sentient means intelligent like a human.)

Kidnapper. If I was a rapist I'd have to castrate myself.

Would you rather be an alien or a mythical creature?

alien

would you rather drink cat crap or chomp on goat crap

goat. They eat stuff from outside and grains...who knows whats in cat food or what type of rodent they have eaten. plus its totally bit size pieces.

would you rather eat popcorn all your life with never having any liquids ever again, or eat watermelon for the rest of your life without having anything dry ever again.

watermelon

would you rather eat grass all your life or mushrooms?

grass. I dislike mushrooms. Grass would probably give you more proteins...?

would you rather eat anchovies for the rest of your life or octopus

anchovies at least i know that taste good ever had octopus

Would you rather eat beef for the rest of your life or pork?

beef

would you rather eat ants for the rest of your life or grubs?

Ants taste good too.

Would you rahter drink cat pee or sloppy dog poo

cat pee. *shudders at the other option*

would you rather eat a puked up cat hair ball, or a sqeeze out the lining of your dogs stomach and drink it.

sqeeze out the lining of your dogs stomach and drink it.


Would you rather fight for your countries flag or run like a coward?

Fight. Asthma would keep me out of the military, but I'd still do whatever I could, even if it meant grabbing a gun and sniping.

Would you rather know the future or know the past (perfect knowledge of both)?

The Future

Same question

The past. I'm a history nut, so knowing exactly why Stonehenge was built, and all the little unknowns in history would be nice. I also like the future to be a surprise.

Would you rather have a werewolf, or a mummy for a pet?

werewolf

Would you rather have a dragon or unicorn for a pet?

A unicorn, I've already got two dragons!

Would you rather swim ten miles or walk twenty?

walk twenty (you can stop as many times as you want).

Would you rather have a snake for a pet or a rat?

Snake. They're cooler. I can also hide it when my Dad is around a lot more easily than a rat.
My Dad's terrified of snakes, and my Mom's terrified of rats, so if they ever visit, I can at least lock the snake in a closet and it won't care.

Would you rather have your body turn into a snake but keep your human head, or have mouse's head but keep your human body?

Snake and keep my human head that way I still have a smart brain lol

Would you rather have a hunderd pigs or a hunderd cows?

Cows I prefer beef.

Would you rather be a comic book character or a tv character?

TV character. Comic books aren't as popular :P

Would you rather live life without love or continually have love taken away?

Ugh. Tough choice. Without love, constantly having love taken away would really suck. At least with the first option theres a nice stable status quo.

Would you rather have AIDS or Ebola?

What's Ebola? I'll pick AIDs because I know what it is.

Would you rather know if the world was about to end or die in blissful ignorance?

(Ebola's a really nasty virus that liquefies your organs, the weakest version kills about 40 to 50% of people infected. The worst 90%. Fortunately the only airborne version of it only infects monkeys.)

Blissful ignorance. Since I can't exactly hop on a shuttle and escape to another planet, why worry.

Would you rather be able to control all animals, or control all electronics?

Electronics can be controlled by knowledge. I'd pick the animals. Could save me from a particularly nasty polar bear encounter should I ever find myself stranded in Antarctica.

Would you rather be abducted and tortured by aliens, or be part of the rest of the human race slaughtered upon their arrival?

Lets go with tortured. Tortured means you stay alive. And being alive gives me a chance for vengeance.

Would you like to live forever as a slave, or a few short years as a free person.

Hmm I'd have to take the slave...

Would you rather do an exam or an assignment?

Exam. I seem to do exams better than assignments. Less ability to procrastinate.

Would you rather have a giant robot at your command, or a dragon?

Dragon

Would you rather be a dark Wizard or an Evil Barbarian?

Dark Wizard. They're snappier dressers.

Would you rather be the first person to die in an unstoppable worldwide apocalypse, or the last person to die?

First. Walking around in all the blood and dead bodies doesn't appeal to me for some reason...

Would you rather find out your adopted or live your life not knowing?

find out. I would want to know where I came from.
heritage, medical reasons, family i otherwise wouldnt know about.

would you rather die young or insanely old

Insanely old. I want to live forever, but I'll take really old if I have to.

Would you rather be welded to a toilet, or a computer chair?

computer chair. If I gotta go i will get a bag from the hospital. A computer chair is way more comfy and has wheels.

would you rather super glue your ears shut or your nostrils shut?

Nostrils, easier to operate on then ears.

Would you rather have your face super glued to your butt, or your eyes stapled shut?

hmmm that is a hard one. I would og with face on butt....good to know what you got going on back there anyways. plus staples could do damage but super glue eventually comes off.

would you rather kill your best friend or your sibling (ya random)

Best friend. No matter how much my brother annoys me I wouldn't want to kill him.

Would you rather have your skin fall off, or your internal organs try to escape through your mouth?

yikes thats gross eithe rway. I would go for the skin falling off. Maybe they can skin graft me.

would you rather be so genius that everyone else is boring to you because you are so superior and anything they say is already know to you...OR. be so dumb that everything anybody says to you is super interesting

Genius. I'm already there so I'm used to it by now.:D

Would you rather be made out of rock or water?

Well considering we are made out of water i'll stick with water.

Would you rather live in a hot country or the alaska?

I think Alaska. Its not all igloos up there ya know. There are towns, and it does get warm there. Plus from what I have seen in documentaries it is beautiful.

would you rather turn into a fish or a desert scorpion?

Desert scorpion, less things want to eat you.

Would you rather have a marble orbiting your head like a small moon, or have a laugh track come on every time you say or do something funny?

the laugh track

would you rather sit on a cactus or eat a rose bush?

Sit on a cactus. Not all of them have spines.

Would you rather have porcupines thrown at you, or be thrown against a couple of cactus?

Cold weather. As long as there's snow I would be able to survive. Not well, but I could do it.

Would you rather be radioactive, or constantly covered in crap?

Radioactive... shouldn't be the only one to suffer hehe.

Would you rather burn or drown? (happy question :D)

Drown. Less painful.

Would you rather be able to turn people into frogs or zombies at will?

Frog. They at least don't stink.

Would you rather have a series of meteorites strike the Earth causing a nuclear winter and collapse of society, or have a zombie plague that destroys civilization and most of humanity?

Rabies. Its curable.

Would you rather be made out of paper, or pies?

paper... don't like pies :D

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Published. I need the money.

Would you rather be a Grey Alien who wants to abduct people, or a Lizard Man from the inner world trying to conquer the world?

erm...neither but for the purpose of the question... alien :D

Would you rather be a jaguar or a panther?

have i got news for you.

would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy?

Rich and unhappy, you can buy happiness.

Would you rather have nails permanently stuck into your hands or your feet?

hands, i figure it wud hurt less overall

Would you rather be a teacher or a student?

student. I like to learn. Teachers have to deal with annoying students all the time. Plus I have zero patience.

would you rather eat nails or glass?

Child. Old people have too many health problems.

Would you rather be transported back to the Elizabethan age, or the height of the Roman Empire?

Explode. Might as well traumatize anyone who's nearby.

Would you rather plummet ten thousand feet onto a bunch of sharp stakes, or be swimming in the middle of the Pacific without a life jacket or boat, far away from any sea lanes?

Chinese take away, don't like sushi.

Would you rather have everything you eat taste like peaches, or BBQ steak?

Nose try to inhale itself. I can beat it into submission a lot more easily then the tongue.

Would you rather have your head grow five sizes larger while you body stays the same, or have your body grow five sizes larger while your head remains the same?

One arm two feet longer than the other. I'd start wearing a trench coat with an extra long pocket for my long arm, and when I want to freak people out I'd pull my arm out.

Would you rather disappear off the face of the Earth, or have 90% of the human population disappear off the face of the Earth?

Destroy the human race. No idea why, but that would be cool.

Would you rather have to work at McDonalds for the rest of your life, or have bamboo skewers shoved under your fingernails once a month as long as you live?

McDonalds... barely

Would you rather have a demanding job that took up every moment of your life (ie. away from wife/kids/social life/fun...) or none at all and live poor and homeless?

Demanding job. At least I wouldn't feel like a failure, and theirs always retirement.

Would you rather have constant muscle pains, or always be exhausted?

Both would suck, but I'll take losing the two fingers. I could still use the hand at least, unlike the other option.

Would you rather smell like a skunk, or have your skin turn into scales?

Eye. With asthma I already have enough annoyances with breathing.

Would you rather lose a foot or an eye?

Reincarnated. Heaven would get boring.

Would you rather be a mouse or a rat?

Britney Spears, she has less sex tapes floating around.

Would you rather speak in stereo, or have your shadow fade in and out every few seconds?

Pin cushion. I don't like smoke.

Would you rather have have blades for hands, or a light bulb for a head? (I don't know how that would work either, so just go with it.)

i think a light bulb head would be grea. You could prvide good reading light and unscrew your head when you want the light off, and when your burnt out you can just get a new head.

would you rather go mentally insane or emotionally insane

I'm already emotionally insane. So lets go with mentally insane, time for a change of pace.

Would you rather be shot in the belly but get to an emergency room before you die, or have your knee cap crushed by a sledgehammer?

I'm already emotionally insane. So lets go with mentally insane, time for a change of pace.



I'm already there on both counts.

I'd like to say smashed knee cap here so they could fix my other knee problems but I don't think a knee cap can be repaired so I'll go for getting shot.

Would you rather have a Poodle or an Alastian?

Alastian is the obvious choice considering my dog is an Alastian.

What would you rather have a wolve or a husky?

a wolve

would you rather have a pet elephant of giraffe?

Giraffe. Sounds fun.

would you rather have a pet Panther or Komodo Dragon?

Can I take the wolf, elephant and the panther so that they can put me out of my poodle misery. :redface: And the giraffe cos they're cooool.

I'll take the panther - it matches my style.

Would you rather drive a Subaru or a Porsche?

Porsche. Cooler.

Would you rather be able to transform into a tank or a T-Rex?

Tank.

Would you rather be Optimus Prime or Rodimus Prime?

Rodimus Prime. He doesn't get destroyed as often as Optimus.

Would you rather be able to change into any kind of mechanical device, or any kind of animal?

Porsche

Should have gone for the Subaru! Much beefier engine.

Mechanical device, they get taken into more homes. What? So I'm nosey!

Would you rather decorate in pink or blue?

Blue.

Would you rather be Megatron Or Scorpinoc

Megatron, he's smarter.

Would you rather be an ancient martial arts teacher, or a superhero's young side kick?

ancient martial arts teacher.

Would you rather Drink your own puke or someone elses?

Mine I guess?

Would you rather be here or there?

There. Here sucks.

Would you rather have eyes like a cat, or a nose like a dog?

I'll take the eyes cos mine don't work properly and I already have a bionic nose.

Would you rather buy a house or have the holiday of a lifetime?

House. can go on holiday some other time.


Would you rather run naked through a shopping male on a sunny afternoon at peak time. Or would you rather run across a golf course naked while everyone is playing golf?

I'll take running with a shopping male at peak time. It'll be fun watching everybody else run when they see me.

Would you rather have a year of free dates with an ugly partner or one evening with a gorgeous one?

one evening with a gorgeous one.

Same question
Would you rather have a year of free dates with an ugly partner or one evening with a gorgeous one?

A year with the ugly one - he's got a great personality!

Would you rather take the car or the train?

Car.

Would you rather fly or sail

Both - hang-glide then kayak.

Same question to you.

Sail

Would you rather train as a ninja or a special forces soldier?

Soldier - those uniforms!

Would you rather be dressed in pink or orange?

Niether. But orange

Would you rather be found naked in the park or naked in a shopping mall?

Tough one -shopping or nature? Hmmm. Park.

Same question.

shopping mall would be so much more fun lol

would you rather fall into a pit of snakes or dressmakers pins?

Dressmakers pins

Would you Streak through your own wake if you could?

oh that would so freak everyone out.....lmao.....would never be forgotten that is for sure lol

same question lol

Same answer.

Would you rather have tooth ache or ear ache?

ear ache

would you rather have no teeth or no hearing?

No teeth. False teeth are better than cochlear implants.

Would you rather only be able to eat lightly salted scrambled eggs for breakfast, or a single type of cereal?

cereal, i hate oily and greasy food eeeeeeeewwwwww

would you rather live on a vegetarian diet for the rest of your life or a carnivore diet for the rest of your life?

Carnivore. I need steak.

Would you rather wear a hat with a propeller on it, or a shirt that said "I'm stupid"?

the shirt, it would suit me too lol

samr question

Afghanistan. Canadians are already there, so I'd be with my country.
Although I'd go with either.

Would you rather have wings for arms, or frog legs for legs.

French. There's an entire province of French people in Canada, so I wouldn't have to move.

Would you rather have to walk backwards or on your hands all the time?

House. I like biting sarcasm.

Would you rather be able to fire cluster rockets from your back, or beams from your hands?

Beams from my hands.



Would you rather be Iron Man Or Captain America?

Captain America. Iron Man is a reformed alcoholic, has severe medical problems, has been mentally unstable at times, and has had to rebuild his fortune at least once.
Captain America is healthy (when not dead), and only suffers from having been frozen for a few decades.

Would you rather be Batman or Wolverine?

No contest. Batman.

Would you rather be Cyclops or Gambit?

Well Cyclops gets the girls, but Gambit is cooler. Tough choice.
I'll go with Gambit.

Would you rather be Super Boy or Spider-Man?

Spider Man.


Would you rather be Thor or Dare Devil?

Thor. He's a God, and he hasn't had a crappy movie made about him.

Would you rather have song birds, sunshine, and rainbows following you everywhere, or thunder, lightening and dark clouds?

Earlobes. They'll tear off quickly. But the toes will be dislocated, and torn off eventually. So lets get it over with.

Would you rather pee burning hot taco sauce, or poop out dull razor blades?

Cyberman

Same question
Would you rather be a Dalek or Cyberman (from Doctor Who, sorry if you've never seen it)?

Dalek (they have cool voices.)

would you rather swim with dolphins, or with piranahs?

Dolphins, they won't kill you if you disturb the water.

Would you rather fight a pair of wolves, or a large black bear?

a large black bair, as you just go in featal position (like on without a paddle. lol)

would you rather be able to fly or be invisible when you wanted?

Invisible. I could walk past gangs of chavs without fear for my life. haha, thats my mates you are talking about, lol.

and i would say lynched, as hopefully it wouldn't last as long.

would you rather lose your sight or your hearing?

Feet. Prosthetic feet work better then prosthetic hands.

Would you rather sky dive with a parachute that might not open up, or be in the middle of the ocean with a leaky boat, but a bucket for bailing?

a harry potter novel as i love them, (and if i was in shakespeare stuff then he would probably have something depressing happen to me)

would you rather be harry or ron in the harry potter books?

i would rather be . . . Macbeth, because isn't he haunted or something. (ive only actually ever read The Tempest by Shakespeare)

would you rather be a spirit or a ghost?

A spirit. They seem to have a bit more free will.

Would you rather the Illuminati, or the Gray Aliens openly take over the world?

Bounce on a trampoline... least I can learn moves and i'll have a long time to do it.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life on a deserted island with someone you hate or in a dungeon by yourself

Someone I hate. At least its someone, and if they get too annoying, I can always use them to help release all the built up aggravation.

Would you rather be in a romantic comedy, or a horror movie?

Erm...if it was real then a romantic comedy (just!) i don't think i could take the pain of being slaughtered in nasty ways....

Unless you meant which would i rather act in... in which case the horror.

Would you rather live the rest of your life as a hermit alone or marry someone you didnt love?

Marry someone I didn't love. I'd have kids and love them instead.

Would you rather have wheels for feet, or five foot high stilts for legs?

Well the stilts would be cool to loom over people, I'd go with wheels as well. I would fit through doors more easily.

Would you rather have every humiliating moment of your life filmed and e-mailed to everyone, or get kicked in the crotch once every day?

get kicked in the croth once everyday 'cos i'm a lass and hopefully i wouldn't hurt as much :S

would you rather go the moon, or to the bottom of the ocean?

stranded on a desert island as i don't need company, i've got my imagination :D:D

would you rather climb the eifell tower or blackpool tower?

the grand canyon as it will be hotter, i hate the cold

would you rather have a cat or a dog?

A rat. Snake tastes awful.

Would you rather be famous and talentless, or talented and annonymous?

Famous. I like fame.

Would you rather have a talking dog that is very rude and sarcastic to you and doesn't speak in front of others, or a friendly ordinary dog that really stinks?

Scalped. I'll survive that and can get revenge later.

Would you rather be launched into orbit by a slingshot, or tossed into a giant food processor?

launched into orbit lol

would you rather be locked in a cage with a panther, or thrown into an aligator pool with no way out?

telepathic.

Would you rather be a pyromaniac or a telekenetic user?

telekenetic by far.

Would you rather dance naked for fat bastard or fat bastard dance naked for you?

be a fat bastard, as then i could lose the weigh.

would you rather lose a pinky finger or a pinky toe?

Pinky toe. You'll have a bit of a limp at first, but it's easy to adjust to, and its not as noticeable as a missing finger.

Would you rather be attacked by a large group of tiny slime monsters, or a single large marshmallow man?

tiny slime monsters as i would climb somewhere that they couldn't reach me.

would you rather visit europe or austriallia?

Europe.

Would you rather live in the Falklands or Alaska?

hmmmm Siberia.

would you rather live in a dungeon for all time, or be lost in a jungle and live like an ape for the rest of your life.

fingernails pulled out because I am attatched to my hair and you can hide your hideous hands but everything else you cannot.

would you rather listen to one song over and over for the rest of your life or never listne to any music ever again

the chest, as it might be easier to seperate us.

would you rather live over the rainbow or in never never land?

well i ahve never heard of the other bloke so i am going to say Churchill.

would you rather have been a soldier in World War One, or World War Two?

i would rather be hung, drawn and quatered as then i could be in four different places at once :D

(is Amazing Grace good like, i fancy seeing it.)

would you rather be an egyptian or a roman?

a normal life. i am impatient to start working and i would hate being eight and everyone thinking that my opinions are irrelevant as im only eight.

would you rather be proper beautiful but smell bad, or be really ugly and smell stunning?

Rome.

Would you rather be viking king or a Saxon king?

Viking King.

Same question

neither since i'm a lass, although i wouldn't say no to Heather, Queen of the Saxons.

would you rather be a highway man or a pirate?

Highway man.

Would you rather be Doc Holliday or Billy The Kid?

Cereal because eggs are bad for you.

Would you rather fight (1) bear that had sharks for arms or fight (30) 10-year-olds armed with yardsticks? Keep in mind that this is a fight to the death on both fronts.

live grenades as they are smaller and might be easier (although i cannot juggle to save my life so it wouldn't really make a difference)

would you rather live somewhere were the sun never come up, or were it never went down?

Never came up.

Would you rather live in the Hottest country or the North Pole for a year?

Oxford

Same Question

respected, money isn't everything

same question :D

fall from a great height, you get to see more

would you rather die of boredom or from having someone gossip in your ear 24/7?