cyanide, for no particular reason.

would you rather have to spend the rest fo your life in school, or never ever having went?

The russian civil war... im studying that at the moment and could use all the help I can get :D

Would you rather have been a red or a white (or neither) in the russian civil war? (i'm assuming i'm talking about the right one here...)

The Republic. There main support came from the Communists (don't like them), but its better then the Nationalist's who had the Nazi's helping them.

Would you rather the British, or the Americans won the American War of Independence?

British.

Would you rather we lived in outta space?

nope I am a fan of earth...with all the oxygen and well trees and whatnot.

would you rather have huge ears or tiny tiny eyes

Tiny eyes you can hide them behind sunglasses.

Would you rather live in your own country or move to another to live?

Move to another.

Would you rather have breast cancer or lung cancer?

Breast cancer.

Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?

Christmas because I get more gifts... haha... but really because Christmas (in my family) is more about love towards everyone while birthdays are more about an individual.

Would you rather been told that every girlfriend youve ever had faked an orgasm everytime with you were with her OR have your wife tell you she was pregnant but that it wasn't your baby?

I would rather been told that every girlfriend youve ever had faked an orgasm everytime with you were with her?

Would you rather find out that your love has been having it away with your Brother/Sister or your best friend?

Hmmm a bouncing question. Yep best friend. I can give him a good game of baseball.

Would you rather kill your best friend for a billion or live pennyless for life?

Live pennyless for life

same question

the grim reaper as i have never heard of the other, lol.

would you rather have no hair, or so much hair that you cannot see your face? (you cannot shave btw)

erm . . . god this is a hrd one as i love my hair but couldn't stand having too much. i would have to go for . . . . no hair then i'd wear a wig :)


would you rather have wings or claws?

not sure what the last one is so i would have to say quadropligic.

would you rather have a million pounds/dollars or have three wishes from a genie?

Three wishes, definitely. You have a broader horizon, hopefully I wouldn't wish for anything stupid.

Would you rather have your birthday in Summer or Winter?

daylight, it's much less scary.

would you rather never be able to drink alcohol again, or have to be constantly drunk?

write in another language. Could be interesting

would you rather eat slimy bologna for the rest of you life or toe jam for the rest of your life

anorexic i think, it seems a little nicer.

would you rather have to left feet, or two right hands?

Aquatic Environment. Swim to a nice island, and give tours of the coral reefs every day.

Would you rather have to tap dance whenever you moved your feet, or perform somersaults when you try to walk?

eyes, because you other senses will become even stronger than before.

Would you rather have ice-cream and jelly for desert or apple pie and ice -cream?

apple pie and ice-cream lol I just had it was trying to decide what to have for desert lol :D

Would you rather have a roast dinner or lasagne for tea? (Sorry can't get my mind off of food :D)

tadpoles.

would you rather eat spider eggs,or bee larva

Gun shootout. Specifically, a shootout with the husband of a beautiful young woman, as I'm jumping out of their bedroom window without my pants on, at the ripe old age of 99.

Would you rather be attacked by an army of moldy cheese throwing mice, or a single poop throwing monkey?

The single poop throwing monkey, because it'd be easier to take cover/engage in melee.

Would you rather eat lemons or limes for the rest of your life?

Limes..man...

Would you rather if you were held hostage, screw your mom or dad???...

That sucks...

Be held hostage.

Would you rather talk about sex or death?

Death. Easier to freak people out with it.

Would you rather smell like a dozen dead and rotting skunks, or look like a horrifying parody of a human?

Horrifying parody. More of a party piece, I think.




Would you rather be rapper or a DJ?

DJ. 99% of rap songs are garbage. At least as a DJ I could play some decent stuff.

Would you rather have your arms try to strangle you or your legs keep trying to throw you into traffic and off of high places?

arms trying to strangle

would you rather be oprah or dr phil

Dr. Phil. At least then I don't have to get a sex change.



Would you rather face execution (and martyrdom, for whatever cause you're dying for) or life imprisonment (and eternal obscurity)?

Execution. I'd go nuts in prison.

Would you rather have horrible acne, or fart a lot?

Fart.




Would you rather have been George Orwell, or Ernest Hemmingway?

George Orwell. I find Hemingway very boring.

Would you rather be chased by ghosts, or aliens?

Ghosts. I prefer horror to science fiction in general.



Would you rather be ignored by everyone for the rest of your life, or repeatedly poked by everyone for the rest of your life?

Ignored. I can get away with more stuff that way. And I hate being poked.

Would you rather have God piss on you everyday, or have people throw garbage at you everyday?

God. I could sell it to gullible idiots.




Would you rather be dying of cancer, or multiple sclerosis?

cancer

would you rather live your life over again or die happily having lived it the way you have already?

Die happily. But not just yet, thanks.



Would you rather die from a gunshot wound, or being run over by a truck?

hmmm I will preserve my beauty (lol not) and go for the gun shot lol

would you rather eat a whole packet of your favourite lollies or your favourite potato chips?

Potato chips (or CRISPS as their propper name is :p).



Would you rather have a life, or have the "last person to reply wins" thread back?

Last person to reply wins. I was winning that darn it.

Would you rather never be able to sleep, and stay barely sane, or never be able to eat, and always be on the edge of starvation?

Never be able to sleep. Been there, done that; piece of cake.

(And like hell you were, I was always the master of that thread)

Would you rather be the protagonist or antagonist in your own novel?

antagonist

Same Question.
Would you rather be the protagonist or antagonist in your own novel?

Antagonist. The protagonists suffer way too much in my story, and never get to have any fun.



Would you rather be on the losing(but morally right ) side in a war or the victorious (but morally wrong) side?

Well it would have to be Victorious. Once you've won you can change your values.

Same Question
Would you rather be on the losing(but morally right ) side in a war or the victorious (but morally wrong) side?

Losing. There's something terribly noble about a last stand.



Would you rather be banished from your home town, or cause it to be razed to the ground?

Cause it to be razed to the ground - If I have to go... they can all come with me!! Well... sharing and all that...

(I guess i'm not so noble...)

Would you rather... take a bullet for someone you love or shoot 5 other people?

Shoot five other people, if they were the ones about to shoot someone I love.

Same question.
Would you rather... take a bullet for someone you love or shoot 5 other people?

Shoot five other people if i lose the one i love then im lost too especially if i lose them via a bullet.

Same Question
Would you rather... take a bullet for someone you love or shoot 5 other people?

Take the bullet. It's just a bullet for crying out loud. What's it going to do? Kill you? Oh, wait...



Would you rather be trapped in the highest chamber of a tower, or deep underground?

Highest chamber. I don't like enclosed spaces, and at least I'd have light to plan my escape.

Would you rather be unable to move, or unable to think?

Unable to move. I like thinking. It keeps me sane. Relatively.



Would you rather grow wings or gills?

Gills. It would require a lot of weird body modifications to be able to fly, with gills, most of the changes would be concealable.

Would you rather control Chihuahua's or canaries?

Canaries. Chihauhaus are scary.




Would you rather be completely hairless, or covered in a coat of thick fur?

Hairless. I can buy hair implants.

Would you rather be a big foot, or a lizard man?

Big foot. Lizards have that whole body temperature issue.



Would you rather have smallpox or rabies?

Rabies more curable.

Would you rather have a disease named after you, after it painfully kills you, or get a common disease that leaves you slightly debilitated for the rest of your life.

Disease. Immortality in the form of a disease would rock.



Would you rather the KKK or the Nazis took over your country?

The nazis. I have light hair and blue eyes. ;P

Would you rather never brush your teath again or never wash your armpits?

first: KKK. They generally aren't as organized, and would be easier to take down because of it. They also wouldn't be hunting me down.

second: Never brush. I can still use mouth wash.

Would you rather rule your country as it struggles from a series of horrifying disasters and depression, or be on the lowest rung of society as your country goes through a golden age.

Rule my country. I can get us out of any disaster no problem.



Would you rather have your whole body waxed (as in everywhere, head included), or be circumcised (at your current age, not at birth)?

Whole body waxed. As a guy it isn't a huge deal, but I like how it looks right now.

Would you rather have wheels for hands, or a snakes tail instead of legs?

Depends on the snake and whether or not ill be able to support myself upright. Id go with the legs though

Would you rather drink 100L of lemon juice or 100L of soy sauce

100l of soy sauce *screws face up*

would you rather be sucked into a jet engine, or diced by chopper blades?(when i say chopper i mean helicopter)

Jet engine. And I don't actually know why.




Would you rather be trapped in a traffic jam forever, or have to walk endlessly around the world?

Walk endlessly, at least I'd get somewhere, and be able to see the sights.

Would you rather constantly bite your tongue, your get paper cuts every time you handle paper?

Bite my tongue. I use paper way too much to put up with the paper cuts.



Would you rather be House (from "House MD") or Dr. Cox (from Scrubs)?

Dr. House. Yes he's in constant pain, but I like his sarcasm, and he uses all types of fun drugs.

Would you rather jump into a pool full of razor blades and lemon juice, or fall out of an airplane at 20,000 feet up?

jump into a pool full of razor blades and lemon juice.


Would you rather run naked through a golf game or a criket match?

Golf game, they need to be shaken up.

Would you rather run naked through your high school during classes, or walk naked through rush hour traffic?

naked through rush hour traffic. (sounds like a laugh)

The question was so good repeat question.
Would you rather run naked through your high school during classes, or walk naked through rush hour traffic?

Ooooh this is a hard one cause both would get so many laughs and some fairly nasty outcomes as well, I mean if I did it at school I would get expelled and possibly arrested and charged although it would get a load of laughs and on the other hand if I did it in rush hour traffic I would most certainly get a lot of laughs and would probably end up on the news where it would get even more laughs, but I could get run over and badly injured or even killed......I'll go with the car hey, too many young hormone driven teens in high schools and I am like 23 so would most definately be in a heck of a lot more strife for the school one than the traffic one, so yeah the rush hour traffic.

Would you rather fall into a vat of hot oil or get locked in a snap freezer?

Locked in a snap freezer. Less painful overall. And theres the possibility of being saved before freezing to death.

Would you rather dodge ten knives being thrown at you, or fight a large, very angry cat, who has long claws?

Cats. gives me an excuse the kill the vermin.


Same question

The cat, more fun honestly.

Would you rather be fed to a pack of wolves and die quickly or be chained to a table and pecked to death by vultures?

Quick wolf death.

Would you rather eat a human eyeball, or get a really painful but curable cancer?

Eyeball.

Would you rather eat a goats testicals or a bulls testicals?

I hear bull testicals are a delicacy somewhere.....

Same question

Bull because it's more comment to eat bull meat... or bovine species of meat than goat meat from where I am in this speck of world at the moment.

Would you like to run around screaming at the top of your lungs like the SIMPSON'S cat lady?

Eh No

Same Question

Eh Same Answer.

Would you rather run naked through the town centre during rush hour or Run naked through the gettos of america during gang killing hour?

gang killing hour that would be hilarious lol

same question lol

Hmmm... death, or death?

Gang killing hour.

Big mac or whopper?

Whopper - No Contest is it now. Sloppy Big Mac - Or huge Whopper Hmmmmm mmmm hmmmmm. Hmmmmm


Would you rather go shark spotting or Crocodile spotting?

Croc spotting- there's land I can run away on!

Mud Cake or Apple Pie

I don't like either but the pie so I can throw it at someone lol

Would you rather get into a mud fight or a food fight?

Mud Fight

Would you rather watch two women wrestle in mud or would rather rather watch two women restle in treackle

Mud, cause I can fight dirty!!!

Would you rather the power of fire or ice?

Ice.

Same question

Fire. It's pretty, (as is ice), but it's living in a way.

Would you rather your toes drop off from frostbight or fingers?

Toes. You can still walk without them.

Same question?

Hmm. Mine are gonna drop off soon by the feel of them! it's cold here! Plus I can still write stuff.

Would you rather good news first or bad news first?

Bad news first.

Same question?

Good news cause it's pointless recieving it after the bad news cause I would be too depressed!

Logies or Bafta

Neither.

Same question

Hmmm... last night Logies was well... It had swearing! And michael weatherly! mmmmmmmm... micheal weatherly! (Logies- Australian tv awards night.)

NCIS OR CSI

CSI Miami.

CSI Miami - CSI NY

Csi Miami by far..... oooh and I love the opening!!!.... hehhee ahem.... anywayz... (What a coincidence, csi ny is on my tv right now!!! lmao)

Crime shows or Sci-fi-fantasy shows?

Sci-fi-fantasy not contest.


Firefly - Dreysden Files

Firefly. Massive fan of Joss Wheadon.

Buffy or Angel?

Arrrgh neither. Watch paint dry.

Rock Music Or Dance Music?

Rock. Dance is only every so often but Rock over-rules.

Watching ur blood being taken or looking away?

Looking away. Lost losts before today mid last year so looking away these days suits me just hinkey doorey.

Same question again

I actually looked recently when I went for tests. Normally I look away cause I get queazy.

True or false- you trust a German man in a black hat that preforms autopsies on dead people in front of living people?

Dead people

Would you rather post true or false in the true or false section or would you rather post it here?

Oooopppppssss. I'm getting a bit dizzy!

Um, would you rather be dressed in a pink tutu leotard or like superman with undies on the outside without the powers?

pink tutu, I am female and can get away wth it lol

would you rather get a m&m stuck up your nose or get your toenails removed? hehehehe

U WENCH!!!!!

Again, I would rather the green m&m up my nose, thankyou very much!

Would you rather stub your toe or beat Torana over the head with a bag of M&M's????

First: M&M. I have pliers of all shapes and sizes.
Second: Stub my toe. If I beat Torana over the head, I'd be in Australia, and its a long walk back to Canada.

Would you rather be sucked into a cheesy horror movie while drunk, or into a bad comedy romance while seriously depressed?

Bad comedy Romance.... then again, horror movie, I might die quicker

hahahahaha sorry I had to do it to ya DB lol

ur still a wench!!!!!!! (LMAO)

Would you rather be in the bush without TP or a loo/bathroom/toilet without TP

In the woods, leaves work quite nicely.

Would you rather not be able to read, or not be able to count?

Not be able to count. I can't do maths anyway, not being able to count would be no loss.



Would you rather take a bullet in the leg or the arm?

Well I've already taken one in the leg and it hurt like hell. so leg again because i don't want that pain in the arm.

Same Question?

Leg. More useless meat there than in the arm. With the arm you have to worry about a lot more nerves, tendons and things.

Would you rather face a single unspeakable horror from beyond, or deal with 5 screaming, smelly, dirty babies all by yourself for one week, and they just won't shut up?

Horror from beyond. As long as you recognize that they're people, they're not so bad. Unless they try to kill you, at which point you have to fight them to the death.

Would you rather Reign in Hell or Serve in Purgatory?

I already rule my own private hell so yeah, I'd still keep reigning.

Would you rather be Invisable or run really fast (I'm sorry, my mind is blank today.)

Invisible. Then there would be no need to run fast.




Would you rather be impotent or a eunich?

What's the diff! Heh, it don't bother me! But then again.. Nah, I can't decide which is worse.

Up or down?

What, would I rather be up or down? As in mood? Up, obviously :p



Would you rather be trapped in the Poe story "Fall of the House of Usher", or in his poem "The Raven"?

ooh that is a hard one, I'll go the "Fall of the house of usher"

same question

The Raven. I never read the other one.

Would you rather be the main character in an apocalyptic survival story, or in a story about a murderous haunted house?

apocalyptic survival story.

Would you rather be Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Jango. The original was cooler.




Would you rather be Luke or Anakin Skywalker?

Luke. Anakin ends up smelling like feet wrapped up in old bacon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfP90uJ12eQ&mode=related&search=

Would you rather painfully cough up pennies every few minutes, or pass kidney stones that are diamonds once a week?

Pain is good. Kidney stones.



Would you rather be infamous or unknown?

Infamous.

Same question.

Infamous, definitely.



Would you rather be infamous or famous?

Infamous. You can get away with a lot more since you aren't always in the spot light.

Would you rather do math or science for homework?

Science. I can't stand math.

Would you rather be constantly covered in Vaseline or sticky, dried, pop?

AHH!!! Neither! But since I have to choose...vaseline. At least it helps nasal congestion! LOL. Or at least I think it does...

Would you rather read the dictionary and then get quizzed on it or would you rather be forced to stare at a blank wall for twenty-four hours?

Blank wall. Think of all the time I'd have to plan story plots and just think, with no distractions. I'd love it.

Same question.

Same! Then I'd be able to day dream about whatever I wanted and without the interruption of work and my parents or brothers.

Same question except there's loud noises in the room.

I'll go for the dictionary. Just to be different.



What would you do if you were the dictator of a small African country?

Learn about the culture first of all, and get an excellent right hand man (preferably woman).

Would you rather have a blue room or a pink room? And I mean everything is either color.

Blue. Can't stand pink.

Would you rather own a three headed dog, or a sabre tooth tiger?

Three headed dog. More interesting, lets just hope it's a good dog.

Would you rather loose three fingers or one foot?

three fingers.

Would you rather be a well known hack romance writer, or an obscure literary genius?

Obscure literary genius. I'm obscure at the moment, and it does me fine, thankya.



Same question.

obscure literary genius.

Would you rather be Captain picard or Captain Sisko both from star trek?

Picard. Only because I don't know who the other one is.



Would you rather be Han Solo or Chewbacca from Star Wars?

Han Solo.

Would you rather be Count Dukoo or Darth Maul from star wars?

Dukoo. Maul is too much of a stereotype.



Would you rather be R2D2 or C3PO?

lol C3PO

Would you rather be Anakin Skywalker or Luke Skywalker and why?

Anakin. He might end up barbecued, but he's more interesting than Luke.


Would you rather commit suicide or be executed?

Executed. Execution can cause other people to react to your ideas and beliefs, suicide usually just leaves you with a gravestone and a few people crying.

Would you rather eat noodles all your life, or rice krispies cereal?

Rice crispies.



Would you rather eat only chinese or indian food for the rest of your life?

Chinese. I've never really tried Indian food.

Would you rather be in a soap opera or a Saturday morning cartoon?

Saturday morning cartoons. Chasing a rabbit around is a lot less stressful than soaps.



Would you rather be in a romance film, or a spaghetti western?

A spaghetti western. I want a ten gallon hat.

Would you rather have toast or cereal for breakfast?

Toast.


Would you rather be Batman or The Joker?

Batman. The Jokers an insane, chaotic, psychopath, who occasionally gets lots of money, but most often gets beaten up, and shot after killing people. Batman is an insane, obsessive, insomniac, who has billions of dollars.
Easy decision.

Would you rather be a hyper intelligent cat, or hyper intelligent dog?

hyper intelligent dog.


Would you rather be The Joker or The Penguin?

The Penguin. He may be a deformed little jerk, but he does have some respectability, and makes, and keeps a lot of money as a general source of information and goods. In the last decade he has even managed to avoid jail and getting beaten up sometimes.

Would you rather be able to tell time perfectly, or have perfect pitch?

Perfect pitch. My rhythm is good enough as it is, I think. If I had perfect pitch, I could be a musical prodigy.



Would you rather be the executioner or the condemned?

Executioner. I WANT TO LIVE!

Would you rather walk a tight rope 50 feet up with no net, or swim with hungry sharks?

tight rope for you see I cannot swim.....just don't tell anyone ok...lol

Would you rather live in a hole in the ground that you could not get out of and was filled with snakes or get your head stuck in a bees nest?

I would rather live in a hole in the ground that you could not get out of and was filled with snakes. I'd kill those snakes, with my bare arms ( I kid.... I would be trying to claw my way out in seconds. Are these snakes poisonous???? )

Would you rather be in living as a soldier in the Dark Ages, or during WWII ?

Dark ages. I have no idea why. Slower death, deseases that could of been wiped out with panadol and indoor plumbing...... Hmmm..... I think it's because I like swords. Shiny.....

Would you rather Be sleeping and getting the rest you need or watching Stargate Atlantis?

Sleeping. Dear God to get a restful sleep would be glorious.

Would you rather be turned into a slug while keeping your intelligence, or be turned into an ordinary monkey with limited intelligence who occasionally dreams of being a human?

Monkey. Then salt wouldn't be a constant danger.




Would you rather be eaten alive by piranhas, or by maggots?

Piranhas. Quicker death. At least I would get some sleep! (and when Will I ever post during the daytime?)

Woudl you rather a wack to the head with a hammer or a hocky ball at full speed?

Hammer.


Would you rather be tortured with the rack, or electric shocks?

Electric Shocks.

Would you rather be The Terminator or John Conner?

The Terminator. John Conner is a whiny annoying idiot.



Would you rather be George W Bush, or George Bush senior?

George Bush Senior. I wouldn't have let Saddam stay in power in 1991, and would have saved everyone a lot of trouble in the present day.

Would you rather have a kangaroo or a sloth as a pet?

Kangaroo. I could ride it to college.



Would you rather have chronic fatigue disorder, or ADHD?

ADHD. I've seen chronic fatigue, it's really nasty.

Would you rather be attacked by the Joker or the original Green Goblin?

The Green Goblin. Clowns terrify me, and I could take the goblin any day :p



Would you rather be attacked by Darth Vader or the Emperor?

Darth Vader- I like his sexy voice..... :p

Metallica or AC/DC?

Metallica. That whole schoolboy uniform thing scares me...


Would you rather have a beartrap on your hand or foot?

If I can't run fast enough, how will I escape during a fire? So HAND. I only need one hand to type/turn the pages of a book.

Would you rather have a Mustang convertible, or a Cadillac?

Don't care either way. Cars aren't my thing.


Would you rather a quick, painless death, and an eternity in hell, or a slow, painful death, and an eternity in heaven?

Aren't you supposed to pick one anyway?

I don't believe in hell, or that people go to heaven, but I'd rather die a slow painful death, and an eternity in heaven.

Would you rather be a telemarketer, or a door to door salesman?

Telemarketer... I'm too lazy to go door-to-door

Would you rather live on the coast or in the mountains?

On the coast. I'm already in it (West Coast), might as well be "on" it.

Would you rather take a tetanus shot or sing Ave Maria in front of the whole school in tights?

Tetanus shot. Being a guy, and all :p




Would you rather be shot with a pistol or a crossbow?

Pistol... I'm hoping that would be the less painful of the two.

Would you rather die at a ripe old age having lived your life well, but in physical pain OR would you rather die young but painlessly?

Young. I really don't want to fade away in old age.




Same question.

I'd rather die young and painlessly... what?! I can't help being a coward :P

After death, would you rather remain a ghost but be unable to make contact with anyone or touch anything, or have there be nothing after death?

Ghost.




Would you rather die and find there is a God, or there isn't one?

There isn't one... if there is a God then I don't know what (s)he'd make of me :P

Same question.

There is one. The idea of no God seems...callous.



Would you rather eat healthy food, or tasty food?

healthy food

would you rather stay at home with uncivilized children and have a home cooked meal, or take them to a restuarant and have a beautiful 3 course meal where they embarress you to the point you are searching for somewhere to hide?

Stay at home probably. Are you trying to make hints at your life by any chance, Torana?



Would you rather spend your last moments with family and friends, but in intense pain, or alone, but with no pain?

Alone with no pain. Why put the family through the agony of watching me suffer.

Would you rather spend an eternity in Hell when you die, or cease to exist when you die?

Considering I believe we'll cease. I'll stick with cease.

Would you rather spend your after life as a grim reaper taking the souls from the dead but living as an undead amonsgst the population only being imortal. Or would you rather be an Angel watching and hearing everyones thoughts and hear the songs from the wind and see that we cannot?

Grim Reaper sounds fun. How's the pay?




Would you rather sell your soul on ebay, or give your body for medical research?

Sell my soul. I'm not using.

Would you rather be psychotic (not caring about anyone but yourself, not necessarily killing everyone), or be the most empathetic person in the world (ie. a child scraps his knee near you and you start crying in sympathy)?

I probably already am the most empathetic person so I would love to lose my consience.

Would you rather be willing to get shot for your friend or your family?

Damn. Tough one. Family, I suppose.



Would you rather die of a heart attack, or suffocation?

[quote=Banzai;38907]Stay at home probably. Are you trying to make hints at your life by any chance, Torana?
quote]
(no comment lol)

suffocation, I've witnessed someone having a heart attack and it isn't nice so I'd rather suffocate thanks.

Would you rather know or not know what is going to happen after you die?

Know. Maybe....




Would you rather be able to come up with great ideas for stories but never be able to write them down, or be able to write wonderfully but never have anything more than mediocre plots?

Hmmm... at the moment I have neither but I guess i'd rather be able to write wonderfully because then at least i'd be able to help others.

Same question...

I'd go with great ideas. At least then I could co-write.



Would you rather have no skin, or no legs and arms

No skin... would look even more freaky than I do now :D

Would you rather have no ears or no tongue?

No tongue. It'd b cool to freak people out with.



Would you rather watch your friend go down for a crime they didn't commit, or confess to it yourself to save them (even though you didn't do it either)?

I'd make sure to send my friend a nice cake once a month.

Would you rather be in a poorly written fantasy novel, or a poorly done science fiction mini-series?

a poorly written fantasy novel

would you rather be a famous writer but very poor or have a steady wage each week and never get published?

have a steady wage each week and never get published?

Same Question

Same answer... unfortunately money means more in this world than it should.

Would you rather write what you want and never get published, or write what other people told you to write and enjoy success (i.e. get published)?

Write what I want.




Would you rather be reasonably famous while alive, or very famous after your death?

reasonably famous while alive

Would you rather be Darth vador or Darth Maul?

I'm sure we've had this already....Vader. Athsmatics rule!



Would you rather be Scottish or Welsh?

I'm already a quarter Scottish, I'll stick with that.

Would you rather be from Venus or Mars?

Mars. Red is cool.



Would you rather be drowned in milk or marmite?

Milk!!! *sick at the thought of marmite*

Would you rather eat nothing but chocolate or nothing but fruit for the rest of your life?

Fruit. It's a broader spectrum than chocolate.




Same question.

Fruit. Healthier.

Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with Angelina Jolie Or Sandra Bullock?

Hmmm. Angelina Jolie. She's hotter. Though only marginally.




Would you rather be trapped on a desert island with only copies of the Harry Potter books, or with only copies of Christopher Paolini's books?

Is suicide an Option. Well forced to choose Harry Potter I guess.

Would you rather spend the remainder of your life stranded on a paradise island with no worries no threats But with people of the opposite sex that are slightly large by wieght. Or would you rather spend the rest of your life in a Prision no freeom threats on your life made everyday and surrounded by inmates the opposite sex but very good looking yet knowing that some would sooner kill you than look at you?

They second option, at least the last thing I would see was bound to gorgeous lol

Would you rather be locked away in solitary confinement to live out the remainder of your days, or be locked in a cage in the middle of a very popular tourist spot for the remainder of your days never abe to be freed from either situation?

Solitary confinement. I don't like people. Particularly tourists.



Same question.

Solitary confinement so I could get some sleep, as long as they gave me a blanky I'd be happy...

Would you rather be attacked by an extremely angry mother cause you almost hit her pram with your car, or get mauled by a dog?

Get mauled by a dog. I could take the dog.




Would you rather be be sealed in a box for all eternity, or tied to a tree in the middle of a forest, and left there?

Tied to the tree. But it has to be an oak tree - I'm fussy.

Would you rather have sunshine or rain?

Sunshine. Despite the hayfever it would bring.




Would you rather lose your sense of taste, or eyesight?

I was going to say Eyesight then decided I wanted to lose my sense of taste.. then I could eat all that healthy crap and actually lose weight!

Would you rather be on the side of good or evil?

Hmmm. Good. Evil is more fun, but dying whilst snivelling on the floor is not how I want to go.



Same question.

Good, cause it would be more fun to be on the bad side of evil lol

Would you rather be on a tranquil island getaway or in a five star hotel in Washington DC?

five star hotel in Washington DC

Would you rather be Ironman or Thor?

Thor. Thor is a norse god :D



Would you rather be Allah or Yahweh?
(No offence intended to anyone, this is only meant in jest)

Yahweh, is the way.

Would you rather be alone on the set of Gilligan's Island, with Ginger or the Professor?

I have no idea... I'm a bit nutty... so maybe the professor???

Would you get along better with Buffy or Faith? (:p)

Oh, God...It's been ages since I've watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer...I'm thinking Faith, though.



Same question.

Hardly a difficult question - would I get along better with the sociopathic loner or the courageous hero? I nearly always side with the hero, especially if the hero has interesting quirks. That's a vote for Buffy, to be asolutely clear.

Would you rather br comfortably wealthy, or to be well respected?

Well respected.



Would you rather face a firing squad or the guillotine?

Firing squad - of paintball guns.

Three-way question:

Would you rather fly among the stars in a starship occupied by 100 humans, 100 aliens from as many worlds, or alone?

Aliens. Some might not be as stupid and insufferable. If some try to eat me, that's a small price to pay.



Same question.

Humans. At least with humans, I'd have some kind of connection. And being alone while nice temporarily sucks after a while.

Would you rather be a super strong person fighting monsters hand to hand, or a super smart genius fighting robots with your army of gadgets?

Genius. The idiot who fights hand to hand always gets overwhelmed and killed/eaten.



Would you rather be trapped in the body of a child (7/8ish) or an old person (80ish)

Child. No one ever expects the child. Just think of all the ways you can blackmail people.
And as an old man, I'd have all those annoying health problems.

Would you rather be a hideous but healthy cyborg, or a chronically ill person who looks normal?

Cyborg. They kick ass, regardless of how they look.




Would you rather it be always day, or always night?

Always day. That way at least the plants wouldn't die, and we could continue eating.

Would you rather be ridiculed on a popular tv show, or in a popular song?

In a song - fewer people actually listen to the lyrics of a song than to the dialog in a TV show.

Would you rather hide from a violent criminal in the dark or in daylight?

Dark.



Would you rather recieve 40 lashes, or be keel hauled?

For those of you who aren't familiar with keel hauling:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keel_haul

Lashes. You won't die from that.
Hopefully the lashes wouldn't be with a cat-o-nine tails.

Would you rather be hung or electrocuted?

Hung. More British :p



Same question.

Lashes. You won't die from that.
Hopefully the lashes wouldn't be with a cat-o-nine tails.

Would you rather be hung or electrocuted?

(minor quibble - executed by hanging is hanged, not hung)

(minor quibble - executed by hanging is hanged, not hung)

Oooh, now that is pedantic.....methinks we will get on well :D

(minor quibble - executed by hanging is hanged, not hung)

Did I specify what "hung" I meant?
No.
I could have meant 'hung by the toes', or a hook plunged through your back and then being 'hung' like a slab of beef.
And yes I'm sticking to this story. Because I don't make mistakes like that.
So there. :p

I'll take electrocution.

Would you rather have to calm down a violent mob by yourself, or pull a bullet out of your arm with no anesthetics or help?

The bullet thing. With the violent mob, I could end up doing that several times over anyway.




Would you rather be a bee or a wasp?

Wasp, they get to sting more then once without dying.

Would you rather be a black bear, or a mountain lion?

Bear. Lion's are too...I don't know...cliche? Am I allowed to say that?




Would you rather be a dragon or a kraken?

A kraken. I'm always a-draggin' before my first cup of coffee.

Passing the same question along, now that I've had my pun

Dragon, they can walk, fly (sometimes) and swim (usually). A kraken can only swim.

Would you rather have an imaginary friend that could alter the world in minor ways, or own a dragon no bigger then your thumb nail that can't breathe fire.

Imaginary friend. I could get him to abolish maths as an IB subject.



Would you rather be immortal or omniscient?