Tough question. But I'll go with Omniscient, then I'll know how to extend my life to a ridiculous extent.

Would you rather fly or spit fire?

Imaginary friend. I could get him to abolish maths as an IB subject.

Ayiiiiii! I am wounded deep! Math is the language that binds all sciences.

Fly... you could always just buy a Zippo and set anything you want on fire.

Would you rather freeze to death, or face immolation? Made me think of Incubus's "Pardon Me".

Freeze to death.




Would you rather see Incubus perform live, or the Who (as in, with Entwhistle and Moon resurrected) perform live?

The Who.

Would you rather never see your loved ones again and have them believe you ran out on them but know they would be happy and successful, or continue seeing them, but they never really achieve anything and are frequently depressed?

First option. They don't much like me anyway, so there would be little loss.



Same question.

Yep first option for me too.

Would you rather be Spiderman or The Flash?

The Flash, I have aracnaphobia lol

Would you rather be fine print on a legal document or the vile words that spill from someones mouth?

Fine print. That's at least subtle.




Would you rather be a dirty coffee cup with a week old mould in, or a dirty beer glass filled with last night's god knows what?

coffee cup

Joker or lex Luther

What, which would I rather be? Luthor. Then I don't have to look like an idiot all of the time, at least.



Would you rather be Charles Manson or Ted Bundy?

Charles Manson

Would you rather be 20 or 25 years old?

20. I could go and fix quite a few things I screwed up in the last six years.

Would you rather vomit battery acid, or be able to make and control one hundred pounds of ear wax?

be able to make and control one hundred pounds of ear wax?

Batman - Daredevil

Batman. I'd rather have gadgets as my superpower than a disability. Call me bigoted, but... *shrugs*



Would you rather be Charles Dickens or Robert Browning?

Robert Browning. He never ended up in serving time for being unable to pay his debts.

Would you rather be able to tell the future but have no one believe you, or have a demonic servant that will do exactly half the things you ask it to do properly but do the exact opposite of what you want the other half of the time at random?

See the future. People would start believing me when I won the lottery five weeks in a row.




Would you rather be whipped in a public place, or imprisoned for 10 years?

Whipped. Get it over with quickly and plan revenge.

Would you rather stutter or slur your words?

Slur. Stuttering would annoy me.



Would you rather have an extra arm or leg?

An arm. I've often wished for an extra one, but an extra leg would just be in the way and cost 50% more for shoes.

Would you rather have beer or wine with a beef dinner (assuming you choose to and can legally drink)

Wine. But not a fan of either.

Would you rather never sunburn or never dehydrate?

Never dehydrate. I seldom sunburn anyway.




Would you rather have smallpox or cancer?

Cancer it can be cured mostly today.

Would you rather be Green Lanten or The Flash?

The Flash! (See my avatar on the Heroes forum!)

Would you rather play a hero or a villain as an actor?

Villain. They always get the more interesting characters.



Would you rather face the electric chair, or lethal injection?

Eclectric Chair.

Same Question

Lethal injection. I've read "The Green Mile". I ain't going there.



Would you rather lose a foot or a hand?

Either one, as long as it isn't one of mine!

same question

Foot. Prosthetic feet are generally better than prosthetic hands.



Would you rather be immortal, or be reincarnated each time you die?

Immortal, so I could retain and build knowledge.

Same question.

Reincarnation. That way I wouldn't have to watch the people I love grow old and curse me for my youthful appearance.




Would you rather be dead or quadraplegic?

Dead. It's going to happen anyway so might as well take it in that circumstance.

Would you rather eat a Shark knowing it has Mercury in it which is harmful to your brain, or eat Pufferfish and risk it being your last meal.

Shark. I can take mercury. That said, I can take pufferfish.



Would you rather be shot with a longbow, or a crossbow?

Neither both have the same impact so crossbow.

Would you rather be Batman or Robin?

Batman. Robin has an uncomfortable habit of getting brutally beaten, killed, and run off. Plus Batman has all the money

Would you rather be stung by a man-o-war (very painful jellyfish) or jump naked onto some poison ivy?

Poison Ivy. If you wash within ten minutes you'll be fine. Besides, the man-o-war is one evil son of a bitch.



Would you rather go back to ancient Rome, or ancient Egypt?

Rome

Would you rather be a Viking or an Angelo Saxon?

Viking. Just seems cooler.




Same question.

Viking. Christians had prayers specifically asking for help against the Vikings. Thats just cool.

Would you rather own a fully crewed nuclear submarine, or a crewed aircraft carrier.

Nuclear submarine. A la Red October :p




Same question.

Aircraft carrier, make it into a huge theme park with jet rides and everything. I could also destroy Disney and every other theme park in the world and have a huge monopoly.

Would you rather have a dog run away with your kidneys, or have to watch 400 hours of Barney the Dinosaur non-stop?
(If you don't know who Barney is heres a 6 minute video, watch at your own risk: YouTube - Barney Songs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-HiCcyg_gk&mode=related&search=))

Dog and the kidneys. Less painful.



Same question.

Barney, after popping my eardrums, cochlear implants are easier to put in then kidneys.

Would you rather have a bulky uncomfortable phone implanted in your ear, or a rattle snake surgically attached to your neck?

Rattlesnake. I couldn't use the phone to attack people.




Would you rather be an alcoholic or a heroin addict?

alcoholic.

Would you rather be Iron Man or Ghost Rider?

Iron man. Ghost rider seems a bit...camp, for my liking.




Would you rather be able to fly, or breathe under water?

Fly. You can't see very far under water, but Oh! the view from the sky!

Would you rather visit the distant past or the distant future?

Hmmm. The past I think. I always had an affinity for history.




Would you rather have concussion or the flu?

Flu. Concussions can stay with you all your life.

Would you rather be a famous, rich, daredevil who constantly suffers low level chronic pain and frequent injuries, or an unknown, poorly paid librarian who has excellent health?

An unknown poorly paid librarian all the way. I can't stand pain and I hate being noticed. Unknown by family or friends though? I couldn't live without them.

Would you rather be strictly a herbivore or a carnivore?

Carnivore. Meat beats veg, hands down.




Would you rather be a vegetarian or lactose intolerant?

I'm already lactose intolerant so there's no real choice for me.

Would you rather be sick or have diarrhoea?

I'd rather be sick with the flu, or cold, anything more serious then I want the other.

Would you rather die drowning or in a fire?

Oops. Double post.

I'd rather die drowning.

Would you rather work in an abattoir or in the Army?

Army. I've always liked the army.

Would you rather be a mortician or a beautician?

Mortician. Far more interesting.




Would you rather be a police officer or in the infantry?

Infantry. I'd be too tempted to have accidents happen when dealing with some criminals if I was a cop.

Would you rather be super fast or super strong?

Super fast.

Would you rather create a superhero with many powers or a single, limited power?

A single limited power. When he turns evil (they all turn evil or evilish once in a while) they'll be easier to stop.

Would you rather turn every food you touch into deadly poison that you alone are immune to, or own a decent hat?

(Yeah I think thats about as random as you can possibly get.)

Poison one. I'd have an excuse not to do the cooking.



Would you rather have four arms, or 360 degree panoramic view?

360 view. I always wanted to be able to look behind me, without people realizing it. And it doesn't have to be as noticeable as four arms.

Would you rather be a humanoid mobile plant, or a lizard man?

Plant. Photosynthesis rules.




Would you rather castration or loss of your writing hand?

Castration. It's not like I'm using it right now. :(:(:(:(

Would you rather have 100 cats as pets or 100 dogs?

Dogs. I'm not allergic to them, and they're more obedient.



Would you rather join the KKK or the Nazi party?

Is there an option of killing yourself before joining either? The Nazi party hated just about everyone I think. Then again, I could never join the kkk. I'd probably join the Nazi party, I just couldn't in my right mind join the KKK.

Same question just because I'm curious on someone else's response.

The KKK. At least in that group I could hide my face. And after finding out who all the members are I could very publicly out all of them, with many videos sent out on the internet, and to the media. Followed by a book and movie deal, about my heroic infiltration of the group to destroy it from the inside.

Would you rather have a constant headache or indigestion?

Indigestion. I can't think straight with the headaches I get.



Would you rather bow down and worship me as your god, or be executed? :p

Bow down and worship. It will give me time to plan diecide.

Would you rather be drowned in custard or beer?

Beer. Prefer it to custard.




Would you rather be drowned in custard or jelly?

Custard. I wouldn't want all the little fruit bits and seeds sticking up my nose.

Would you rather have a pair of really cool pants, or a really cool hat?

Hat. I like hats. Hats are cool.




Would you rather be a smoker or an alcoholic?

smoker

Would you rather Be Tom Petty or George Harrison

George Harrison! He kicks ass!





Would you rather be Plato or Aristotle?

Aristotle.


Batman or Dare Devil

The Bat. Daredevil is a Batman wannabe. Worse, he's a lawyer!

Same question

Always the same Answer Batman


Optimus Prime - Rodimus Prime?

Optimus Prime.



Would you rather be in Iraq or Afghanistan?

Neither.

Same question

Afghanistan- I haven't heard much news of disaster over there recently.



Would you rather be addicted to opium or cocaine?

Opium

Would you rather be Ultra Magnus or Rodimus Prime

Ultra Magnus.




Would you rather be Jack Sparrow or Barbossa?

Jack Sparrow


Would you rather be Galvatron or Megatron?

Megatron.




Would you rather be Jack the Ripper, or Frederick Abberline?

Jack.

Would you rather be A Vorlon or a Shadow (Babylon 5)

Don't watch it, so not a clue.




Would you rather be a Peacekeeper or a Scarran (Farscape)?

Peacekeeper.

Would you rather watch a marathon of Farscape or Firefly?

What a horrible dilemna! Fqarscape, I suppose.

Same Q

Firefly

Would you rather travel back in time to the 80s or the 90s?

80s. The 90s sucked ass.



Would you rather be John Crichton or Mal Reynolds?

Mal Reynolds.

Same question
Would you rather be John Crichton or Mal Reynolds?

The 80's I want my MTV!

Would you rather live in 1600 or 1900?

1600 sounds fun

would you rather be Batman or Batgirl?

Batman. I've been male all my life, so why mess with a good thing.

Would you rather be one second ahead in time from everyone else, or one second behind in time?

One second ahead. It can be a huge advantage.

(and in answer to the farscape/firefly question, Crichton- on the basis that Aeryn is hotter than Inara)


Would you rather have the power to make people invisible, or yourself invisible?

Ahead of time


Daredevil or Electra

Other people. I'd love to watch the chaos that would cause to the unsuspecting populace.

Would you rather be able to negate gravity, or increase gravity?

Increase gravity

Same Question?

Negate gravity. I could fly, or I could fall without fear.

Would you rather be a politician or an embezzler?

An embezzeler. Politicians always get caught.




Would you rather be a ghost after you die, or be reincarnated?

Reincarnated. Fresh slate vs endless regrets

Would you rather live forever blind, or die with all your senses after a long lifetime?

I'd rather die.




Would you rather be Frankenstein or Dracula?

Frankenstein. Dracula sucks.

Same Q

Dracula. Frankenstein sucks.




Would you rather be a good guy or a bad guy?

I'd rather be a good guy, but writing about a bad guy would be fun

Same question

I'd rather be a bad guy, but my moral streak probably wouldn't let me.



Would you rather die alone, or surrounded by people?

Alone, I think, Too much drama when people are present.

Would you rather die young from a wild life, or old from a a thoughtful life?

Young from a thoughtful life? Is that an option?




Would you rather be a famous philosopher or a famous athlete?

Philosopher! Athletics bore me

Would you rather tell stories before an audience, or write them in a book?

Write them in a book. Public speaking is not really my forte.



Would you rather write in ink, or on the computer?

Computer

Same Question.
Would you rather write in ink, or on the computer?

Ink, and then type it up onto the computer.




Would you rather write one genre, or write different genres?

Different - keeps things interesting.

Would you rather write long stories or short ones?

Long ones. I'm not so good with the short stories.




Would you rather be left handed or right handed?

Right handed, they live longer.

Would you rather have a sneeze that cracks windows, or really smelly farts?

The sneeze. That sounds cool :p




Would you rather live in the desert or the arctic?

Arctic.

Would you rather sing with Tom Petty or Goerge Harrison?

George Harrison. He is one of the greats.

Would you rather sing with Elvis Presley
or Celion Deion

Celion Dion.

would you rather sing with Eric Clapton or David Bowie?

Eric. I liked his song "Tears in heaven"

Dive into a pool of Piarahnas or dive into
a pool with Jaws

Jaws

Would you rather swim with a spirm back whale or a Bull Shark?

Whale. Maybe I can make friends with it.

Act in a movie with Jodie Foster or
Jack Nicholson?

Jack Nicholson.

Be the Riddler or the Joker?

Joker. Can't get my tongue around enough riddles.

Be Batman or Spiderman?

LMAO ROFL LOL LMAO Batman.



Iron Man Or Thor

Thor. Gods beat all.




Would you rather be Thor or Anubis?

Thor - The grey guy is cool

Einstein or Hawking?

Einstien.


Tony Blair or George Bush Jr

Bush. At least he's funny...

Starscream or Cyclonus

Don't know what either is.




Would you rather have schizophrenia, or Dissociative Identity Disorder?

Dissociative Identity Disorder. Sounds fun.

Would you rather live for 90 years and grow old gracefully or life for 150 years and grow old yet your body becoming far more feeble and weaker than you wish to experience?

90 years and graceful.




Would you rather be imprisoned for life, or executed?

Imprisioned theres always chance of an escape as long as i breath.

Would you rather be a Hawk or a Condor

Hawk.




Would you rather be the Pope or the Dalai Lama?

Pope.

Would you rather be a scarcrow or Guy Folks

Scarecrow. One of the Jack Straws, from Doctor Who.




Would you rather be a Dalek or the Master?

The master. He is Docotr Who only the darker side of the time traveller.


Would you rather Be Doctor Who or Captain Jack Harkness?

The Doctor. Harkness annoys me.




Would you rather be Martha Jones, or Rose Tyler?

Neither I likebeing Male.

Same

I would answer the same as you.




Would you rather have the TARDIS or the Enterprise?

TARDIS

Same.

TARDIS. Definitely.




Would you rather be the ninth or tenth doctor?

Tenth


Which out of all the Doctor Who's would you rather be?

Oooh, tough one. The fourth (Tom Baker).




Same question.

Me david tennant.


Would you rather be a cyberman or a Roboman? (Second Doctor Who Film starring Peter Cushing.)

I know who they are, but I'd still have to go with cyberman.



Would you rather be a Silurian, or a Dalek?

Silurian.


Would you rather be A Decepticon or an Autobot?

Decepticon.





Would you rather be in Futurama or Family Guy?

Futurama


Same

Family Guy.




True or false- you have been framed for a crime?

False.



Same.

Not that I know of....




Would you rather be hooked on alcohol or power?

power



would you rather be jack the ripper or zodiac?

Jack the Ripper.




Would you rather be Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein?

Bin Laden - He is probably still drawing breath

Would you rather be a chicken or a duck?

Duck. They can fly.




Would you rather be Jewish or Communist in Nazi-occupied Holland?

Communist.


Would you rather be living in constant winter or constant summer?

Winter.

would you rather go without your mobile phone or your computer?

Mobile Phone.


Same.

Phone, can't get much of story written on one of those and then I'd stay at home all the time anyway.

Would you rather eat orange curd or lime curd?

Lime Curd.


Would you rather live in Germany or France?

Germany. Can't speak a word of French.




Would you rather live in China or North Korea?

China. I'd at least like to visit China, North Korea is a place I would not even wish to visit.

Where would you rather live, the Antarctic or the middle of the Sahara?

Antartica.


Same.

Sahara. I've always wanted to go there.




Would you rather be skinned alive, or fed very slowly into an electric sander?

Electric Sander.


Same?

Sander. At least it would end eventually.




Would you rather be stalked by a vampire or a werewolf?

vampire.


Same.

Werewolf. It can only chase me once a month. Vampire would be a constant menace.



Would you rather be Inspector Morse, or Inspector Frost?

Morse.

Same.

Frost.



Would you rather be be Jonathon Harker or Victor Frankenstein?

Victor Frankenstein.

Would you rather be in a room full of bouncy balls or a room full of cotton balls?

Bouncy balls!




Would you rather be a prisoner of war captured by the Allies or the Axis powers?

Allies.

Same.

Allies.

Would you rather be stuck watching kids shows all day or some lame play?

Kids shows. It's like an acid trip...




Would you rather bleed to death, or be eaten from the inside out by insects?

bleed to death.

would you rather eat dog poo or a hair ball?

poo/hair platter.



would you rather jump or fall off the edge of the world?

Jump. Geronimo!



Would you rather be obese or annorexic?

obese



would you rather be on fear factor or wheel of fortune?

Wheel of fortune.




Would you rather be on The Weakest Link, or Deal Or No Deal?

Deal or no deal.

Would you rather be crucified or burnt at the stake?

Burnt. More dramatic, and quicker.




Would you rather bow down and worship me as your lord and master, or be executed by my hordes of loyal and soulless minions?

i am a minion.



Would you rather bounce or splatter on the street after you skydived?

splatter :p

same

Splatter is more dramatic.




Would you rather the world exploded, or submitted to my absolute rule?

Exploded. Do you have an obsession with world power? Rofl.

Would you rather read the dictionary or the list of ingredients on 1,000 cartons of milk?

(Well, I am going to be Grand Emperor of the Earth and all Terran Colonies, as well as Supreme Overlord of Humanity)

Dictionary. Might build my vocab a little.



Would you rather never sleep, or never eat?



Would you rather

Sleep, since eating kinda is needed, though I might go insane with no sleep.

Would you rather break a finger or a toe?

Finger. Toes would mess up your balance.




Would you rather face a quick death by firing squad, or being bored to death very slowly?

Can i get another option? :p I'd rather a quick death.

Same question :p

Firing squad. And smile as they gun me down.



Would you rather be a world famous writer, but be constantly unhappy with your work, or be unheard of, but be intensely proud of your writing?

I'd rather be unknown, and happy with my writing, sense even now I'm not =P

Would you rather be in a room full of kittens or a room full of bouncy balls?

Bouncy balls. I'm alergic to cats.



Would you rather be in a room filled with people, or animals?

Animals, I get really nervous when there are too many people in a room and I have this huge love for animals =P

Would you rather be talked to like a child, or with no respect?

Doesn't it amount to the same thing?




Would you rather shave your head or perform abdomenal surgery on yourself?

Ohh, ouch! C'mon =P Can I just kill myself? I guess that's what the surgery would do. I couldn't live w/o my hair and I can't do a surgery. So I guess I choose the surgery as I would die shortly afterwards.

Would you rather listen to elevator music for the rest of your life, or country music?

Country. But it's a close run thing.





Would you rather listen to death metal music or rap music for the rest of your life?

Death metal for sure :p I love that stuff, not so much for rap but I like some of it.

Same question

Of the two? Death metal. I'm not a fan of either though.



Would you rather be the walrus or the eggman?

walrus but what in gods name is eggman.


would you rather be a kid or have them?

(Listen to the Beatles song "I am the Walrus)


Have them. And send them out across the universe with the maxim "Go forth and multiply!"


Would you rather be a turnip, or eat them?

I'd rather eat them :p Though I'm not so fond of them.

Would you rather eat a chocolate covered bug(it's dead of course, or a living bug that tastes fantastic?

Hmmm, chocolate. My friend was going to buy chocolate covered scorpions once, and I was worried he was going to try and trick me into eating one...



Would you rather have a levitating monkey, or an invisible horse?

The horse :p Atleast you could smell, and hear it to find it. The monkey would just fly away!

Would you rather eat nanners the rest of your life or dung?

What are these Nanners???



Would you rather climb the exterior of the Eiffel tower, or the Tower of London?

Nanners are bannaners silly :p The long yellow fruit that you peel and eat cause they taste so darn good.

Erm the tower of london? Never heard of it.

Would you rather eat plastic or aluminum?

Plastic.




Would you rather set yourself on fire, or cut your own legs off?

On fire since you can manage to do that with limited damage.

Would you rather have the flu your entire life or have herpes for a few months?

Herpes. Flu for the rest of my life would just suck, and I could hide herpes.




Would you rather be able to put yourself into a comma on command, or be able to become ridiculously intoxicated on command?

Like coma, the deep sleep? I'd rather be intoxicated =P

Would you rather be on a high or drunk?

Erm...either? :p



Would you rather be an executioner or an interogator?

Interrogator. Finding answers as opposed to an irreversible judgment

Same Q

interaggating is much more fun.


would you rather seek and find or wait and get?

seek and find, I'm not patient enough to wait and I never give up.

Would you rather watch mtv or mtv2?

Could I just watch paint dry instead?
I liked the original MTV, but that is the past,

Would you rather be stranded in the Sahars or the Antarctic? And would you give the same answer in December?

Sahara. And yes.




Would you rather be on the Simpsons or Family Guy?

The Simpsons. I've never really enjoyed Family Guy as much, I've watched the Simpson's as long as I can remember.

Would you rather an iPod or a cd player?

Ipod. CD players are too cumbersome.




Would you rather have blue or brown eyes?

brown, I'd look odd with blue eyes.

Would you rather marry your worse enemy or kill your best friend?

Marry my worst enemy. Nothing to stop me killing them afterwards :D



True or false- you love someone enough to give your life for them without hesitation?

rofl wrong board silly but I will answer it

Yes I do. I hold my life with far less value then most of my friends and family. Though when the time comes, that will be the only time I'd know.

Would you rather watch the Harry Potter movies all day or the Lord of the Rings movies all day?

Harry Potter!

Forgive me if this is a repeat, I just didn't feel like going through 159 pages worth of posts :)

Would you rather eat whatever you wanted for the rest of your life, but it all tasted the same, or eat your favorite food for the rest of your life, but that's the only food you could eat?

what about him? definately, favorite food. tabouli.
would you rather drink milk and find some kind of white hair in the glass, OR, eat a peach and find some fat in it?

White hair, I don't see how it could hurt me. Fat would make me gag, I don't eat it, even on my meat.

Would you rather write with a dull pencil with no eraser or write with a pen and only have one sheet of paper?

with a dull pencil lol

would u rather live in a cage all ur life or end it while u r free?

End it while I was free. I can barely stay in the same position/place for half an hour, I couldn't imagine staying in a cage my entire life.

Would you rather be racist or a politician?

politician, racisms is ignorance

would u rather go to the moon or go to mars?

Neither? :p I'm afraid of the dark, I couldn't do that. But I guess mars would be cool since no human has been there.

Would you rather drink perfume or eat deodorant?

lol drink perfume, i hear that there r some organic ones taht r not dangerous
lol


would u rather b alergic to corn or to soy?

Corn! I can't live w/o my soy, mainly since I can't drink regular milk and I love tofu.

Would you rather eat a boca burger or a raw steak?

(What happened to the new yellow eye?)
Boca burger - I like my steak rare, but not THAt rare!

Same Q

Boca Burger, I don't eat normal burgers =P just those.

(I don't like it D= I got lazy on the shading and I need to redo it.)

Would you rather lose your left or your right hand?

vegetarians rule!

left hand.
would you rather read or write?

Read D=

Would you rather break a finger or your nose?

well, i would have to say nose, ym father broke it already, mayb it can b broken and fixed bak to the way it was before lol

same q

My nose =P At least that isn't used as much as my finger.

Would you rather your coffee black or with creme and sugar?

depends on who is making it.

most of the time black thogh


same q

Black, unless it's really, really bitter then I add some creme.

Would you rather sit in a room with a pmsing woman all day or George W. Bush? :p

The PMS-ing women. Years of experience has taught me how to deal with that. But despite all of the innoculating experience I am still unable to suffer fools.



Would you rather be president of the US, or PM of Britain?

PM of Britian. Far more classy.

Same q.

Can I choose neither?!? I suppose the President =P

Would you rather a broken mouse or a broken keyboard?

Broken keyboard. That's what On-Screen Keyboard is for :)



Would you rather be a guitar or bass virtuoso?

guitar

same q

I'd rather play the guitar.
would you rather have a graveyard of broken dreams, or,
a whole host of haunting memories?

Guitar? Not sure what the other is.

Would you rather get lost in the woods or deep inside the city of Detroit in the dark?

I often get myself lost in the woods on purpose, so I guess I'll stick to that.

here is a tough one...
It is not mine. extra points if you can state the author of:

would you rather be dazzingly clever, or angelically good, or divinely beautiful?

clever. easy.

i suppose i'll redo the question out of habitual laziness.

clever by far :p

Would you rather find half a worm in your apple or half a -insert disgusting insect here- in your sandwich?