Have you ever sat and listened to the most confusing conversation between two people that you just can't understand no matter how hard you try to?

Well I used to confuse everyone at school and even now hey. When I chat to my friends we literally sit there and here is how our conversations go.

Do you remember that thing that we did that time and we all went crazy?

Oh my gosh and we all were like yeah woohoo

that is it. I can't believe you remember hey. Oh and that guy that kept doing that thing and we were all laughing and then we went to that place.

Oh yeah and then we all went over there and she was all like oh my gosh you guys no way.


We go on like this for hours and hours and everyone around us would get so wild cause they are always asking what we did, where we were and who we were with and yeah it is always fun to see people get confused.

But we always know what each other is talking about. Have you ever had a convo like this or heard one before?

Well, I tried to skim read your post, and it confused me. Does that count for anything?

No, and I'm starting to believe everyone you know is crazy. That or you're talking to yourself (which explains why "they" always know what you're talking about).

hahahaha yeah we love how we can confuse everyone around us hey. Always makes for a real good laugh cause people get so irrate and stormm off in the end lol

I know a lot of crazy people lol

Including me?

Top of the list, mate

When my son and I are talking, a lot of times people have no idea what the conversation is about. Between us both being techie types, and running off on each other's puns, bystanders are often left in the dust

yeah you are so right there Cogito lol then there is you after Banzai though :p

When my son and I are talking, a lot of times people have no idea what the conversation is about. Between us both being techie types, and running off on each other's puns, bystanders are often left in the dust
Yeah you confuse me when you do that hey, Jon is the same though. He gets talking about pin ball machines and building computers and I am just sitting there going :confused::confused:DUH! lol

But then I have my dad and him with the cars too, I know a bit about cars but yeah not enough lol I hate it when that happens though cause you just sit there and are llike yeah ok I will just go find a wall to talk to so I can understand it better!

Actually the punning back and forth was more confusing to people than the tech-talking.

Yeah that i could totally believe lol :p

He's actually worse than I am!:eek:

That's impossible!

Now that is something to be scared of lol

Quite true! He can be downright scary. He is very quick!

That is a real worry Cogito

Heh. It was almost like ping pong when he was living in my house. The puns would fly back and forth at bullet speeds until one of us dropped one.

And who usually dropped?

lol I don't think it would have been his son in the end lol

He's worse than I was. I'd usually give up before he did - not always though.

Depended a lot on the subject.

yeah that is true. lol

Have you ever sat and listened to the most confusing conversation between two people that you just can't understand no matter how hard you try to?

Yeah My sister. She uses a language that I still don't understand.

Does anyone else understand her?

lol gotta love that! My daughter is pretty cofusing to be honest. But she is a toddler so she is meant to be lol

Does anyone else understand her?

Only those that are of the same age. Im told is chav talk. But Im too old to understand chavs and chav language. Though she would argue she speaks English I can certainly vouch for that fact the language is very far from English

Chav is nothing like English...

Actually I can understand a bit of chav. Only due to the fact that one of my old friends talks like what you all call chavs.

Ever hear English from the deep South in the USA? Tht can be truly opaque!

you talkin bout da aksent or tha wurds, homie?

I have spoken to a guy from Washington and boy that was so confusing hey. I was trying to explain what a jumper was and he seriously had no idea what I was talking about hey.

you talkin bout da aksent or tha wurds, homie?

indeed ?????????

why ain't you juss call it a sweater then?

I did actually!

then shortie stupid then a muh

Lol. The simple aproach :p

There are certainly dialects designed to obfuscate meaning to "outsiders"

...indeed...

real talk, pimpin. bet neiah one of y'all slangin on the trap, poppin Cris, and shootin craps.

Actually Banzai confused me not long ago with a conversation about me being a hallucination.....lol :p

Yeah, Banzai confused himself with that one...

How is it theat when you count to ten then back to one to ten again and then back into ten to one to ten. Why would the numbers sound different after that ordeal.

Well... you most-certainly confused me.

About what Ten or one being less than ten when ten is greater but one is far less making five not as high but not as little while 9 is high not as high but ten is greater than that of one been lesser than ten to be close to two.

LOL Raven you are really enjoying confusing people aren't you! lol

I also think I managed to confuse you and Kit and Night Haunter at the same time though, as well as myself. That hallucinating that your hallucination stuff hurt my head Banzai!

It was only a hallucination...

Oh don't you start again Cogito I don't need anymore confusion today lol :p

But it's tomorrow already for you!

Yes but I haven't slept like very much hey...........why must you insist on trying to confuse me alll the time and then everyone else pick on me? WHY ME?

Oh and by the way Cogito you are hijacking the thread and that is very very naughty! :p

I'm sorry for picking on you, Tor. :(

If I'm confusing you, am I really hijacking the thread, or am I keeping it dead on topic, aye?

Yeah nah aye not really sure hey! I'm a little confused aye!

I'm sorry for picking on you, Tor. :(
Oh well at least it gets some laughs aye :p tis all good adamant!
At least it gives me a laugh as well as the rest of ya and no one takes offence by it either! At least I don't think that anyone does hey! :confused:

Eh... alright then. I just had some odd mood-shift.

lol don't ya hate that!?

Hm... I guess you would be more well-versed in that area, eh?

Of course! :p

I am really good at confusing people with my directions and I always get them lost. I have been told so many times to day that I am an extremely confusing person most of the time hey. Even my new fella says that I confuse the heck out of him lol I love confusing people!!!!

Mood shifts are only a problem when you grind the gears

But we always know what each other is talking about. Have you ever had a convo like this or heard one before?

Ohhh I have conversations like that all the time :D

Chav is nothing like English...

Agreed.

About what Ten or one being less than ten when ten is greater but one is far less making five not as high but not as little while 9 is high not as high but ten is greater than that of one been lesser than ten to be close to two.

Go away. My head hurts too much *cries*

I also think I managed to confuse you and Kit and Night Haunter at the same time though, as well as myself. That hallucinating that your hallucination stuff hurt my head Banzai!

And again with the head-hurting... everyone is out to get me... its a conspiracy *runs around all crazy like*

I'm sorry for picking on you, Tor. :(

Noooooooooo don't be sorry its why she's here... its her purpose in life. To provide our entertainment by beong picked on.

LOL Raven you are really enjoying confusing people aren't you! lol

Who Me?

Yup.

But I only asked if ten was a good number because one is shorter and therefore less than ten but 9 is also greater than one leaving one away from ten making one a good number to be equal but not as equal as ten without been greater than two which is lesser than nine but nine nears ten but not as ten is because ten is far more than one yet less than eleven.

It's greater.

and might I add that this whole forum is a confusing conversation?

About what if ten was a good number because one is shorter and therefore less than ten but 9 is also greater than one leaving one away from ten making one a good number to be equal but not as equal as ten without been greater than two which is lesser than nine but nine nears ten but not as ten is because ten is far more than one yet less than eleven.
but in theory the higest number is Nine. Work out why

because men are evil.

And again with the head-hurting... everyone is out to get me... its a conspiracy *runs around all crazy like*

hahahaha I love it!



Noooooooooo don't be sorry its why she's here... its her purpose in life. To provide our entertainment by beong picked on.

yeah but it is also your job to be picked on too Kit so don't deny it any longer. :D