I'm turning 21 in a few days and I can't wait to go crazy! Anyone have any funny drunk or even birthday stories to tell?

All you need to go crazy is to hang around here! :D

hahaa, in England you can drink form 18 :p and happy birthday for a few days, just go out and get wasted and have a laugh is all i can say. :D

Yeah, I was thinking that Cog...


But in terms of drunkenness... One of my friends is a serious lightweight- as in she had two half-glasses of wine, and was completely inebriated. Anyway, after dancing around for a little while, and hitting on various people, she decided she was hungry, so went outside. After she didn't come back for a while, we went outside to see what was happening, and found she was eating one of the trees in the garden... Anyway, we've never let it go, and remind her of it any available opportunity. It might not sound so funny, but it had us in stitches. Perhaps it's one of those "you had to be there" things...

she decided she was hungry, so went outside. After she didn't come back for a while, we went outside to see what was happening, and found she was eating one of the trees in the garden...lol.

I'd have to say the funny one i have come across was the other night when my cousin Torana was passed out laying ontop of the crazy frog with a rum in her hand ask Banzai he knows all about it he has seen the photos i posted hehehehe soooooooooooo funny

Yes, those photos were quite amusing :p

Come to think of it, I have never had a overly hilarious birthday party. This one time my friends threw me a suprise birthday bash out when I was camping. They all lied and said they couldn't make it, but when I got there everybody showed up. We had a few drinks around the campfire and was great. Like I said before it was not hilarious or anything but very sweet of them.

Well, I can tell you for sure my birthday this year will be a non-event...

Happy birthday tomorrow Banzai! and happy birthday to you in a few rml8607.

Don't be sad Banzai, you best be making plans for your birthday rather than wishing there was going to be something.....you should quickly plan a costume party...dooooooo it.

Well, I can tell you for sure my birthday this year will be a non-event...

How come?

and happy birthday to you in a few rml8607.


Thank you :)

How come?

Not got anything planned at all, and everyone is busy, since we've just moved house.

Hmmmm what is the solution here...nothing to do, everyone is busy.....I think you should.....hmmmmmmmm
you should either A: dance around in your tighty whiteys and sox and slide all over your floors while playing air guitar.....(i am hoping you have no carpets....)
or plan B: you can wear all black (at night) and go on a mission around your neighbourhood. Make sure you bring a flashlight and binoculars and see what you can find out about your neighbours. If you get caught...ask the person if they have seen your missing(made up) cat or dog. Then report back to me what you have found.
Either one sounds fun. At least the day won't go by with nothing to remember it by...
you can thank me later.

That second one seems like it could lead to a panty raid! Not that I'm giving you any ideas.

panties...glorious panties....haha that 70's show is awesome.

I'd rather not end up a face on a police blotter

Ive been drunk, and done many things, too many stories to tell, but one night, after downing a bottle of vodka and idk wut else, i had gone outside and was messing around, and for some reason i had the urge to do something fun. So i got a few friends of mine together, which in that case were mainly girls,a nd we all went streaking down the street
it was hilarious, and we all ended up running rite into the lake at the end of the road and falling in one on top of the other.

No! Dear God NO! Seriously, my neighbours are all over sixty. NO!

Hahaha... funny. So I guess we can count that one out. You should kidnap all of their cats and lead them to some underground grotto and become.... CATMAN!

Another wonderful suggestion, which has a creepy ring to it. Except I'm allergic to cats :p

Aw... but I had a theme song and everything.

If you're allergic to cats, why are you living around old people? Hmm... what else can you do? Ooh... go get a bunch of the stuff they use for their dentures and climb buildings with it. Fight crime and what not.

Now you're talking, chocolate bear! :D

you didn't like the idea of dancing around in your undies? I guess if your parents are home that is no good, but you better do it at least for 1 minute in your own room...just for me!!! promise me you will!

Haha! Just because that is such a bizarre request, sure :p

No webcams. PLEASE!

No. I draw the line there. Much to your disappointment, Cogito :p

Uh, do I SOUND disappointed???
Revulsed, yes. Disappointed, NEVAH!

Hehe, I know your disturbing secret desires Cogito...


..And am glad I'm far away ;)

I'm glad I'm safely distant from your delusions :eek:

Well it suits both of us then :p

Indeed.

rofl

lol.

this thread got interesting....lol

well having people be able to watch you is not part of the deal. You have to be alone to get the full experience. hahaha. A solo undie party dance. I'm holdin you to it Banzai!

I seem to remember Torana running around town in her tighty whities and sometimes even less than that. lol she is a freak of nature I tell you that much.

She has actually been running around her house before in her tighty whities and had a knock on the door and answered it. Silly silly girl, she opened the door and the cops got a bit of a shock so she just stood there asken them if she could help them with anything. That girl cracks me up and Banzai be careful if you do wordwizards suggestion and do not answer the door like our innocent and sweet little Torana does...........

lmao

shhhhhhh shadow and what is with this thread hey like you are all insane that is for sure hey!

our innocent and sweet little Torana

I'm sorry, is this the same Torana? :p

Yes yes it is Banzai! I am sweet and innocent! :p:D Prove it otherwise!

*looks at any post she's made since she's been here*

Hey I am an angel!

My stepson is a pagan, and was home alone meditating in the nude. There was a knock on the door. Seeing their dark suits and hands full of religious materials through the window, he decided to answer the door anyway, dressed only in the pentagram medallion around his neck, and holding a six foot wooden staff.

To their credit, the Jehovah's Witnesses attempted to maintain their composure and began their spiel, but the moment he growled "The Lord Lucifer protects me!", they beat a hasty retreat. They must have carried back a warning to the rest of their church, because they never again knocked on his door.

Jehovah's Witness Protection.

Indeed!

My stepson is a pagan, and was home alone meditating in the nude. There was a knock on the door. Seeing their dark suits and hands full of religious materials through the window, he decided to answer the door anyway, dressed only in the pentagram medallion around his neck, and holding a six foot wooden staff.

To their credit, the Jehovah's Witnesses attempted to maintain their composure and began their spiel, but the moment he growled "The Lord Lucifer protects me!", they beat a hasty retreat. They must have carried back a warning to the rest of their church, because they never again knocked on his door.

That just might be my favorite story ever, lol

That is brilliant Cogito! I'm so gonna try that the next time anyone knocks on my door. Hehe, the gas man won't know what hit him... :p

Ummmm ok Banzai you are a worry. Cogito that was such a hilarious story!