Ok we have all read it now, Torana has done some pretty embarressing stuff in her life.

But this is not about her or me it is about EVERYONE! So lets all share some of our MOST EMBARRESSING moments ever.

Do NOT! I reapet DO NOT hold out! Post up the most embarressing and humiliating moments that you have ever experienced.

shadow tiger x

Ok, sophmore year, I had a really, really bad flu but still had to go to school for testing. I was pretty much all better, just the occassional vomiting and diahria (sp?). Twas 5th peroid, spanish I believe, and I had the urge to fart. Well who doesn't rip a nasty one every once in awhile? It wasn't that day for me. I proceded to let go, and the worst diahria unloaded into my pants. The smell was upon us instantly, and I quietly left to check out the damage. Let's just say I never wore those pants again. ever.


I also got a picture of me with two scantily clad (bras and underwear) women sent to my youth pastor, and everyone else in the meeting. (It was a leadership meeting, a good dozen or so)

How bout haven to ask a total stranger walking past your house to show you how to take a battery out of your car cause you got no idea how the heck to do it!

I have many embarressing moments plastered around the forum so if ya look hard enough you shall find them all lol nuff said! :p

This wasn't so much embarressing, as a 'holy crap what do I do moment'.

I was teaching English to a class of 60 students, with the teacher who didn't like me sitting at the back.
Now I kept being switched around 16 classes, so I couldn't really have a set lesson plan because I didn't know who I'd be teaching that day.
This particular teacher thought I wasn't teaching the kids enough grammar. Fair enough. So I walk into class with an entire lesson about the 6 W's, who, what, where, when, why, and which.
The entire class got agitated when they saw this on the board, and were yelling the answers before I can ask them.
I look up at the back of the class, and see my exact lesson plan written on the board.
They'd already did it like half an hour before.

The teacher looked disgusted (nice of her to let me know what they had already done), the kids were bored and laughing as I stood there for a few seconds going "oh crap" in my head, with a scared expression on my face, and I had about 30 seconds to come up with a new lesson as I erase the board.

I pulled it off using an old lesson, but the teacher had left the room in disgust before I could restart the class.

That seems more like the teacher was just an arse, Domoviye...

As for embarrassing stuff, all I can remember at the moment is when I was mowing the lawn yesterday, I got about a third of it done, before I ran over the cable and cut it. It would have been less embarrassing had the box not proclaimed in large letters that it was impossible to do. Stupid mower. Stupid cable. Stupid grass.

Stupid Bambi. :) Your lawn mower has a cord?

That seems more like the teacher was just an arse, Domoviye...

She was, but I was still the guy on the spot. Fortunately the kids really liked talking about festivals. I even taught them three new words.

Stupid Bambi. :) Your lawn mower has a cord?

Yes. Well, kind of. It was the one which was at the rented house we used to live in, and were cleaning up ready to give back on monday. Our own actually doesn't. So it sucks even more, since now we have to repair the damn thing before Monday. Stupid rental house.

I'm going to perfect the art of cutting grass with fire to avoid the whole thing.

I don't think they'll be happy to find a roll of electrical tape around their cord... which was supposedly unable to be cut. (Made by the same people that did the Titanic?)

I'm going to perfect the art of cutting grass with fire to avoid the whole thing.

Now see, that was my suggestion. But apparently it's a "dumb idea".

HAH we have 3 lawn mowers. A pull cord one a self propelled one and a ride on and yeah the self propelled one almost had me hanging off it like a flag lol was so funny!

I so want a ride-on lawn mower...

They are fun hey, ya can ride them almost anywhere! <providing the police don't catch you :D )

I'd rather just add a blade to whatever vehicle I'm driving.

That could be arranged adamant!

Well my most embarressing moment was a school trip ever so long ago we got to climb a tower my boot got stuck and i fell right to the top to the bottom and ended you in hospital owwwwwwwww that hurt i had woken up in the XRAY room and to be very lucky not to have broken any bones but i will say owwwwwwwwwwwww once more lol

The day i got out of hospital i had to go to the school and let my teacher and class mater know that i was ok and i then that day found out my boot came flying off and hit one of my class mates in the head lmao every one was giving me a hard time about it and the day i graduated primery school my teacher brought it up infront off the whole school and family who were there geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
face goes red as i bow my head in embarresment:redface:

rofl that was funny darl

I'd like to see you do that adamant it would save a whole lot of walking up and down sitting on a ride on would suck in the rain so i like your idea better be alot safer hey lol

What's this? you both say it? I think Hey fever is contagious.


<Yes, I punned because I felt someone had to>

When ya spend a lot of time with people they tend to pick up on you habits hey!

YEAH HEY

nut.



I got caught farting in a library once.

I got caught singing badly crappy songs while putting drinks in the drinks fridge at my old job

and a few others. NAsty ones.

ermm, an embarresing moment for me was i tned to call everyone darling or hunni don't i? well, one day i was in my english class, and i walked back into who i assumed to be another classmate. i turned around and said "sorry darling" to see my English teacher laughing at me!! from then on everytime she saw me she was like "you allright darling?" sorry, but that was embarresing.

another time was when me and my mate Laura liked this teacher who worked at our school, he was stunning. then Laura the big mouth sat there saying to Miss Bloom (textiles teacher) how stunning he was, and how we both liked him, and he was standing behind her!! i could have died!! :p

rofl :p

I feel your pain.

thank you, they weren't very funny at the time. :(

(for some reason I think I have told this story before)
So I was pretty little when this happened (last year..haha just kidding) well I went to bed and peed my bed (I was quite good at that) anyways I proceeded to go to my sisters room after changing and climbed in bed with her. I then....peed her bed...woke up and left the room and slept on my floor......lol I never heard the end of it.

I am toilet training my son at the moment. He has a bad sleep walking problem and does some very crazy things in his sleep, he is 3 by the way and has only just now accepted what a potty is used for.

Well anyways, I woke up at around 3 am one morning and looked up only to see my son standing at my feet apparently using the potty.

Yes he was sleep walking and had peed on my feet whilst I was asleep. Gotta love kids little qualities hey.

I was horrified and well yes as you can imagine I ended up on the couch that night.

Ok, I was pretty hesitant to post this story because it is literally one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

I was visiting my best friend's grandmother who is Italian and doesn't speak a word of english. We were staying the weekend for a festival they were having and her whole family was there. I am part Italian myself, but not THIS Italian. Her grandmother made a gigantic pot of spaghetti and 3 dozen breaded chicken cutlets, meant to last the whole weekend.

After an entire weekend of nothing but fried chicken and spaghetti I wasn't feeling so great. i woke up in the middle of the night with horrible stomach pain and ran to the bathroom. So, i did my business and had the worst diarrhea ever, but felt so much better.

I flushed and went back to the bedroom and then about five minutes later I hear yelling in Italian and my best friend goes rushing out to the bathroom. Aparently, I was supposed to throw the toilet paper in the trash instead of flush it in the toilet(who the frick does that?), because the toilet go clogged easily.

So, my friend comes back into the room laughing hysterically, while her grandmother swore at me in Italian. My friend informed me that the toilet had overflowed and her grandmother was now trying to plunge the toilet.

Literally, one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. I dare you to beat that, cause that weekend sucked

owwww bless you, i would have thrown myself off a building. as for the whole potty problems, when my sister was little and first using the potty (i was about 4, she was 2ish) she did a big dump in the potty. and for whatever reason i decided to wash her hair in the poop. i also did a similar with sudacreme (nappy rash cream) and it was waterproof and didnt want to wash outta her hair. :p

I've called my girlfriend my friends name ( who is also a girl, and my gf is kinda jealous of her)

I did the same thing, but vice versa. That went well.

As for embarrassing stuff, all I can remember at the moment is when I was mowing the lawn yesterday, I got about a third of it done, before I ran over the cable and cut it. It would have been less embarrassing had the box not proclaimed in large letters that it was impossible to do. Stupid mower. Stupid cable. Stupid grass.


Lmao, I have to admit I did nothing but laugh after you put the phone down and had assured me you were ok. Wayne (my step dad) did exactly the same thing about 6 months ago at the weekend, and ironically the next monday at work everyone was given random envelopes with random non-work related topics to produce a powerpoint presentation on to improve their presentational skills and his was something along the lines of how to safely cut the lawn. (Nobody at work knew what he'd done either... lol)


ermm, an embarresing moment for me was i tned to call everyone darling or hunni don't i? well, one day i was in my english class, and i walked back into who i assumed to be another classmate. i turned around and said "sorry darling" to see my English teacher laughing at me!! from then on everytime she saw me she was like "you allright darling?" sorry, but that was embarresing.

another time was when me and my mate Laura liked this teacher who worked at our school, he was stunning. then Laura the big mouth sat there saying to Miss Bloom (textiles teacher) how stunning he was, and how we both liked him, and he was standing behind her!! i could have died!! :p

Lmao awww classic but still funny :D

Yes he was sleep walking and had peed on my feet whilst I was asleep. Gotta love kids little qualities hey.

What's your address again? Need to send him a big big present as a thankyou :D

owwww bless you, i would have thrown myself off a building. as for the whole potty problems, when my sister was little and first using the potty (i was about 4, she was 2ish) she did a big dump in the potty. and for whatever reason i decided to wash her hair in the poop. i also did a similar with sudacreme (nappy rash cream) and it was waterproof and didnt want to wash outta her hair. :p

You big bully! Aww your poor sister...

I've called my girlfriend my friends name ( who is also a girl, and my gf is kinda jealous of her)

I did the same thing, but vice versa. That went well.

I've called a boyfriend by an exs name before, but it was just because I still spent so much time with my ex. I've also called my step-dad by my boyfriends name... neither him nor mum looked impressed.

I've called my girlfriend my friends name ( who is also a girl, and my gf is kinda jealous of her)

Ouch! I'll bet you suffered for that one! I've never done that (surprising, given my God-awful memory), but I have been called the wrong name by girlfriends in the past. Jokingly. I think...

Ouch! I'll bet you suffered for that one! I've never done that (surprising, given my God-awful memory), but I have been called the wrong name by girlfriends in the past. Jokingly. I think...

Lmfao.. if it ever happened to me... regardless of the fact i've made the same mistake, then the person who called me the wrong name would likely face castration...

*hurriedly writes that down on my hand* :D

Lol I wouldn't do that to you... you haven't made that fatal error - yet!

*Watches Banzai closely*

Lmao, I have to admit I did nothing but laugh after you put the phone down and had assured me you were ok.

Well at least you waited until after... :p I laughed as well (mostly to keep from crying!).


*Watches Banzai closely*

Careful... Might damage your eyes :p

Well at least you waited until after... :p I laughed as well (mostly to keep from crying!).




Aww... To be honest I was probably laughing whilst I was on the phone. Hey! It was funny!

Not at the time. My mother came close to murdering me...

She didn't though.

(I obviously didn't pay her enough.:()

Kit you may not have my address to give him a present for peeing on my feet. Heather that sounds like my two kids hey, Amity is always getting covered ein something yucky.

At my cousin she got hold of an old bottle of oil and started rubbing it all over her legs saying I pretty now!

My son got hold of lipstick once during the night and wehn i woke up he had covered himself, his sister, myself and he kind of got my dad as well. That was so funny that we did the bolt in my car before he woke up and went home the next day :D:D:D:D He was not amused!

Heh - This story is a wee bit off topic, but I'll put it in anyway.

My girlfriend's ex, when they were still married, had a habit of stumbling homedrunk and collapsing on the couch. She had had enough of it. so the next time he did so, she took down his pants and used a wax hair removal kit on him. He didn't wake up, and when she finished, she put his pants back as they were. The next morning he seemed puzzled and very uncomfortable, and she pretended not to notice a thing. He never asked about it, and she was sure he was wondering where exactly he had been that night.

Haha, he was probably trying to act all cool by not freaking out. Thats funny

Ha! That is quite an amusing story Cogito. And let it be a warning to alcoholics everywhere! :p

hahahaha

hilarious. I actually wrote in zinc on a mates back during summer "Spank Me" and he got so badly burnt and then tanned that it stayed there for months.

Poor guy never ook his shirt off around anyone lol

Thats evil.
I hope you did it to others as well.

It was paybacks for him doing MILF on my back, stomach and arms actually! lol

Hehe. You are actually evil, Torana :p

Only when I have to be lol

Ok he deserved that.
Congratulations

Edit: Just out of curiousity how did he write it on you?

I was asleep in a hamock wearing my bikini under the umbrella, he took the umbrella away!

Haha! Funny :p

You let him off easy. That should have resulted in being shaved bald and nasty comments being written all over his head, chest, back and forearms.

I'm inclined to agree with Dom, here.

Kit you may not have my address to give him a present for peeing on my feet.

You're so cruel :( Lol :p

My girlfriend's ex, when they were still married, had a habit of stumbling homedrunk and collapsing on the couch. She had had enough of it. so the next time he did so, she took down his pants and used a wax hair removal kit on him. He didn't wake up, and when she finished, she put his pants back as they were. The next morning he seemed puzzled and very uncomfortable, and she pretended not to notice a thing. He never asked about it, and she was sure he was wondering where exactly he had been that night.

Lol! Awwww wow, I need a drunk boyfriend that I can do that too....

If I were her I'd have been worried that he wasn't freaking out about it, it shouldn't have been a regular occurance to have things like that happen and not remember them...

I'm inclined to agree with Dom, here.

Me too... "spank me" doesn't quite seem to get even :p

I know but I am too nice to get back any worse! :(

Well, the entire situation was quite a bit worse, it's just as well he was never quite sure what had happened. But it was a GREAT revenge stunt! :D

Definately good revenge sstunt Cogito rofl

So has this turned into a revenge thread now?

lol Banzai no it isn't. It is embarressing moments! lol

Oh. What an embarrassing mistake :p

Don't start... :p