new day dawns and the cookie Jar is full. All the cookies replaced and all is as it should be.

A dark cloud forms everything disapears from sight. The light returns and DropBear_OZ is un-happy once more. Some one has stolen another Cookie. Leaving a trail of crumbs.


Who Stole A Cookie From The Cookie Jar 2

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! it's just not fair! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :(

*sobs uncontrollably*

Oh my! This is a dark day indeed. Raven I think that it is up to the two of us to find the fiend that stole the cookies!

Someone just disposed of evidence...

:( :( :(

Where?

Indeed.

Another pincher lurks our WF hallways crunching on one of DOZ's cookies.

Let me guess DOZ, you believe an man did it, as they are inherently evil?

I say it is Kit! She is a very devious minded person and so is Cogito to be honest.

I say it was Kit And Banzai.

Banzai new instantly that the evidence was gone before we did. And Banzai is "Friends" with Kit. making them a duo.

Oh yes that is very very true. I think you may be on to something Raven.

We must search their lockers! Follow them like halks I say!

We have better things to do that steal cookies :p

Oh really. Like one been on look out while the other pinches another.

yes exactly. I saw them sneaking aroud all night! Thieves!

Yeah. And ADAMANT! I'm thinking you might of stolen it. You being male and teasing me al the time!

Id have to agree. I also heard those two giggling and crunching on something.

Nope. Sorry, no cookies. Birthday cake, though :D

I bet that cake is just one giant cookie! theif theif theif!

of course Banzais 17th. he wants cookies to celebrate with. We now have Motive.

The cake is a cookie? Because that isn't a contradiction :p


Cookie is biscuit, and birthday cake (much like jaffa cakes) are cake.

You can't put candles in a cookie.

ha guilty. get him

What? How is that guilty?

You get his legs and I will get his arms and we can throw him into my dungeon Raven. Then we can throw away the key too! :p

Mob him.

O yeah... I killed logic, didn't I?

Hmmm.

Parley?

There look he's legging it

Guilty and that is that! Lock him up and throw away the keys I say!

I know! Proves he is guilty!

How?

Yeah, how?

I think I'm being framed.

Then prove your innocence.

No you are guilty!

So grab him before he legs it again.

I thought you had his legs damn it!

I think it was the pair of you! And you're trying to frame me, so I won't humiliate you in the post race!

I think it was the pair of you! And you're trying to frame me, so I won't humiliate you in the post race!

lol you lost that a long time ago

And I will over throw you anyways lol

line him up! I wanna test out the new tires on my van!

Well its possible you can catch Banzai because you post more a day than he does.

Yes, but I'm cooler :p

line him up! I wanna test out the new tires on my van!

LOL. Sounds hilerious

Exactly my point.

Whenever I'm on. And I'm about to go again! :( gotta cook tea. :( BUT I WONT BE ABLE TO HAVE A COOKIE FOR DESERT BECAUSE SOMEBODY STOLE IT! :mad:

No you aren't Banzai so go away now!

I'm confused... :(

Whenever I'm on. And I'm about to go again! :( gotta cook tea. :( BUT I WONT BE ABLE TO HAVE A COOKIE FOR DESERT BECAUSE SOMEBODY STOLE IT! :mad:

Bad News Folks anothers been stolen.

*sobs Loudly*

Is that Kit in the distance.

Banzai did it and Kit is online helping him too!!!!

Ah!!

wha?

faaa?

For crying out loud! Can no one see those cookie crumbs around Torana's mouth?

but they were always there.

Yes, but there are definitely fresh ones too.

True. Torana did take them. You see this bruise? she hit me.

Give it a rest Banzai as we all know it is you and Kit now! You are just using me as an escape goat and settting me up as I am your hallucination and you are hullucinating that I have cookie crumbs around my mouth so that as your hallucination I can cop the wrap!

DOZ I am not strong enough to leave a bruise on you! I can't even hurt a fly I am that little and weak.

:eek: Beating DOZ too? Disgraceful!

ERrrrr then what were you drinking when you lifted that fourbtwo and wacked me with it?

What?

Monkey!

Sheeeeep!

Fish!

DONKEY GOES EEEEEEEEEEeyyyyyyyyyyyyore!

No it doesn't!

So! that one did!

It's a freak then! They aren't supposed to :p

Mutant Donkies. Must be the foot in mouth disease.



send em to maccas

Foot in mouth? It's an American donkey?

hmm. BRITISH? I don't care. I live in Australia. We only have miximatosis.

Indeed

Yeah. Bunnies from hell.

and New Zealand have Zombie Sheep.

Kool.

yeah.



wow. My mood wen down hill didn't it. Maybe I just need sugar.

Careful

Don't forget the cane toads lol

cane toads?

Sugar!!!!

Cane toads? Don't you just kill them?

Ah!!

Yeah if you can catch them you do lol never seen one never want to!

Can we go hunting for them then?

yes you can off you go!

*picks up shotgun and golf clubs*


Party time :D

bye bye Banzai!

Cane toads. You can get high off their poisen or something.



my tea was yummy.

Bye Banzai!??

*BANG*

Oops, sorry. Everyone alright?

ya he is going to go kill cane toads lol

and glad tea was yummy lol that was quick takes me and hour almost to eat tea lol

yeah. I ate quickly. nummy. Dad is a good cook. He told me to make the chips but I said in ten minutes then he did it himself!

lol :p

Mwahahaaha. FEAR ME.

Beware! If Banzai is hunting cane toads, you are in danger (but the toads are perfectly safe!)

Are you calling me a toad Cogito?

Hell no! I'm calling Zaiban a dangerously bad aim!

LOL yeah he is hey!

okiies......



Roar.

Why not put the jar in a place where forumers can't get to it? I think DOZ has been framing people in some sort of sick plot to berid the forum of all it's members so she can take domination and reign supreme!

o.o

good point Alice!

Why not put the jar in a place where forumers can't get to it? I think DOZ has been framing people in some sort of sick plot to berid the forum of all it's members so she can take domination and reign supreme!

o.o

BOW BEFORE ME MORTAL!

The plot thickens...

i agree with that, lets get Doz and forget all about this whole mess. that works for me :D

Yes it most certainly does!

HaH! BITE ME MORTAL. BOW BEFORE ME AND THY HEAD SHALL BE STRIKEN FROM THY BODY!

i just notoced, i missed my 2000th post. i was meant to tell everyone. now i'm sad. can i have a cookie to celebrate :D

okay.

yay :D now i get another, i mean, my first one :)

congradulations hun so proud of you! :p

MMMMMMM.....(ninetynine....)

Heather did it.

Turn It Upside Downa Dn Whaddaya Get! 666 Until Now! Mwahahhahaha 2000! Whohhhoooo!

Actually it was Torana's infected toe jam that mutated that ate it.

Wooo, heather's 2000th post! Party!

how dare you Alice, i am incolently giving everyone my two cents, and i get accused. i think i ned another cookie to get over this shock. don't worry, i know the unlocking code, you don;t need to help *evil grin*

Actually it was Torana's infected toe jam that mutated that ate it.

that is just sick!


And 2000 post party for her and DOZ Banzai! sheesh!

Wooo, heather's 2000th post! Party! thank -you :D

YEAH BANshAI!


narnirniaianraiknrianrrr! *crazy dancing*

hahaa, see, we both got 2000 at similar times. would i steal your cookies??

142 posts behind Banzai woooooooot woooooooooot lol not far to go now hahahaha

i'll drug him for an hour so you have time to catch up :p

I'm immune though!

no you aren't

not to my super dooper drugs :D

I'm uncatchable!

yeah right

Yeah. Right.



:D

he lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's male. They all lie.

definately

hahaa, see, we both got 2000 at similar times. would i steal your cookies??

never! I give you free cookies! :D:p:);)

exactly, so i don't need to steal, i just ask nicely and they are all mine :) :p

lol :p

can i ask, what happened to our off topic thread, it seems to have dissapeared?! :O

Yeah... We have that effect :p

word games i think

owwwww, okii. i haven't looked in their for a while.

lol.

. :p

It's sad when word games makes more sense than the lounge...

Well you should at some stage!

yea mam, sorry mam

Lol. Are you saluting now, Heather? :p

don't be silly, i am distracting her with kind words as i smuggle out the cookies. i mean, yes, sorry, i am saluting *salutes* :D

ha!!

ha what?

rofl!

Ho ho ho!

oi oi!

ok then! you lot are crazy!

why again?

BeCauSE I CaN See HEr But She CaNnoT sEe mE uNlEAss sHe HaS HeR EyeS ClosED

owwwwwwwwwww, like you have a telescope pointed at her window?? i know what you mean :p

Yeah. Oh, that reminds me, would it kill you to leave some food in your Closet Heather??? I get hungry you know. Nice carpet by the way.

thanks. do you happen to know what those black stains on them are off, 'cos they won't come off and my mam's gunna kill me :( and i left you that cuppa tea but you let it go moudly. :p

But I don't like tea. Those black stains.. mmmm... the Munsty, the closet monster drools sometimes, gets that black stuff everywhere. It's gross. I think it's acidic as well.

I think I missed something... Is DOZ living in heather's closet?

Yes yes she is and I live under someone's bed but not sure who's.....they have smelly feet if that helps!? <wimpers>

Probably Raven then.

Cheeky bugger. My feet are clean. I am a marriad man. and those of you too young for marriage will learn when you live with a woman you can't be smelly. They tell you off. lmao :p

Or have strange people living under your bed?

Thats very true. The wife may just complain!

Cheeky bugger. My feet are clean. I am a marriad man. and those of you too young for marriage will learn when you live with a woman you can't be smelly. They tell you off. lmao :p

Please learn to wash your feet Raven!

Why did you have to say his bed damn it!
Could have said DOZ's bed lol

And marriage.......................................... ....hmmmmm yeah you would have to learn not to be smelly at all!

Or have strange people living under your bed?

Don't you dare! :mad:



*checks under the bed*

I would never! Your feet smell worse than Raven's.

Damn this thread is getting a bad odour to it with all these people who don't wash their feet!

Whose smell worse than Raven's?

*confused*

ummmm.....errrrrrr........Cogito's :D he he he he

Don't you dare! :mad:



*checks under the bed*

Can I live under your bed hun? ;)

Just let him Kit, you know he won't stop asking until you do!

Hehe, persistance will get you anywhere :p

Indeed it will Banzai. Just look at my post count mwahahhahahaha anyways enough we must resist the urge my friend resist resist lol

In response to that post in that thread I can't respond to anymore You are the thief and just trying to throw everyone back at me!

Now I am out of the lounge and off to the rest of the forum and I suggest you do the same! hmpf!

And after my grand tour of the forums, I'm back where I started...erm...Torana stole the cookie!

NO no she didn't. Banzai and Kit stole them and that is final!

i think no-one stole them and Doz is trying to frame people in her quest for site domination. :p

:eek: Treason! ...erm...again :p

RPG games are ready folks. Feel free to creat new ones. But we need the threads active.

you should get a job in advertising :p

Thanks sweetie!

But I have the task of keeping this forum writing orientated.

Also has anyone reviewed today.

If people post, I'll review ;)

The novels forum (which I generally look after :p) is very quiet today. I may have to venture into *gasps* the short story forum!

Also, I'm slowly reading my way through Raven's piece (which is pretty darn good, actually).

yep, me!! :D i want a crown now. :p and you do a good job of keeping the forum orientated. :) little sucky uppy i know, but i am in a good mood this afternoon. not sure why 'cos it is raining and everyone seems down, but what the hell :D

Your all good members. And Im glad to have the privalege of knowing you all. ;)

Heather I know your a darn good reviewer. :p

I reviewed lots! and I am awesome! so :p

Your all good members. And Im glad to have the privalege of knowing you all.

Heather I know your a darn good reviewer. ow you are too sweet. does that mean i can have a crown then :D :p

I reviewed lots! and I am awesome! so :p

We know lol Your Special. :p

We know lol Your Special. :p

Well of course cause I am so beautiful and funny and and awesome and friendly and bubbly and perfect!

Yeah ok well so I exaggerated A LOT but hey that is what is so special bout me and I make ya all laugh and stuff and spread the good vibes round lol wooooooooot wooooooooooooot

rofl!

ermm, yea, what she said :p nah Torana, you know you are the star of the show :p

Boo!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Now back to me! Stop changing the topic Banzai!

his new name is topic changerer.

Hehe, that even works on the forums then, Torana? :p

Remeber RPG folks :p

the one i have started a profile in yet hasn't begun yet so i guess I'll have to lounge around here for a while :p

So we're waiting for everyone else Big hint hint to join in.

yea, once more people have joined i never feel so bad. :D you know you want to :p

C'mon folks have some fun. And post build legally. :)

I got stuff on my mind tonight but I am joining in but probably tomorrow.

Sorry just have some private problems going on and I can't think enough to do my profile right now. I will join in though promise.

Lol... but i'm unimaginative and rubbish at RPGs

I got stuff on my mind tonight but I am joining in but probably tomorrow.

Sorry just have some private problems going on and I can't think enough to do my profile right now. I will join in though promise.

Hope you feel better soon whatever it is :)

thanks kit! :)

right, i ahve created another profile for another RPG, so now yu cannot moan, i have done my part. now can i have my crown? :D

No you may not Heather cause it is mine! :p

*ahem* Who is the Grand Emperor here?

I am the supreme ruler go away.

You can have your title if you join the spacestation rpg

WELL I AM BACK AND I STOLE A COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR LOL

*ahem* Who is the Grand Emperor here?


I am the supreme ruler go away.

You can have your title if you join the spacestation rpg

You both forget. It is I who is the grand Supreme ruler of all that exists :p

WELL I AM BACK AND I STOLE A COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR LOL

Tranqs people

<snort giggle gasp> Grand <more gasping and chortling> Emperor???

Erm...shadow tiger did it? :p

lol!

Oh my. Infectious Megalomania. Haven't seen a case of that since WWII

You both forget. It is I who is the grand Supreme ruler of all that exists :p

We've been through this, Raven. You're Supreme ruler of all that exists in John Prescott's fridge :p

<snort giggle gasp> Grand <more gasping and chortling> Emperor???

Something funny, mortal? :p

banzai join me in the spacesstation rpg damn you

No. Hilarious. Transcends funny :)

Go ahead and lead, but who will follow?

you have to join too Cogito!

We've been through this, Raven. You're Supreme ruler of all that exists in John Prescott's fridge :p

Your so funny. Emperor of Torana's cup cuboard. :p

yeah that is all he is emperor of lol

Torana has a cup cupboard?

Well, I suppose since that's on the earth it does fall under my domain :p

yeah that is all he is emperor of lol

Haha, not all, Torana :p

lol!


As does John Prescots fridge. lol

Well i got you to join a rpg so I am betterer! hardeee har har I am so good!!!!

lol!


As does John Prescots fridge. lol

Well see, I'm not so sure. The amount of stuff in their to keep him the size he is, it's kind of like the TARDIS. So it could be construed as an alternate dimension, which as such puts it outside my domain. For the time being, at least :p

hahahahahahahhaha that is funny as Rvane wins over you now rofl lol haa haar

Sorry what? Have you been at the happy pills again, Torana? :p

Raven wins over you and I win over him cause I am just so awesomely awesome!

And the quest for power consumes the forum :(

Goodbye friends... lol :D

I'm sooo bored.

Yeah you are just doing a runner cause you have the cookies Kit!

I'm not going anywhere... I meant you lot are no longer the friends I knew because you're all consumed by your desire for power and its turned you all weirdly insaner :D

And why's everyone accusing me of having the cookies? I aint even been in this thread :( Reading back everyone seems to blame me...

It is a conspiracy between you and Banzai to steal them all and now we know it!

No use denying it any longer my dear!

Yes i did it now what did i do Banzai i can't remember

What did you do indeed!?

i dunno ask Banzai he knows mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh no! You aren't putting this on me! I don't have a clue what you're on about!

(And I didn't accuse you, Kit!)

Yes he did Kit!

Erm...shadow tiger did it? :p

did what?

You did steal the cookie!

Exactly! It wasn't me or Kit?

Exactly! It was you and Kit.

Whose side are you on chocolate bear? And it was shadow tiger, anyway.

Lol...

Personally I think she was just hyper...

who was hyper?? i miss everything and cannot be bothered to turn back a page :p hows the cookie theif finding going??

It was shadow tiger. She confessed.

I second that :D

indeed

owww, okii dokii. everything is all right with the world and kitchen then :D

Until next time...

Yes. Oh, and I'd sign up for the spacestation RPG before Torana get's back. Otherwise she'll make you :p

Oh christ yes she will hound you she will hunt you down she will pm the hell out of you she will tranq you she demand it.

For all our sakes Sign up quick too. Shes very possessive of that game. lmao

See you all tomorrow folks!