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bistro39
09-09-2007, 09:22 PM
Please help me write a story!
Rules: 1. Add no more than 8 words, not necessarily a complete sentence.
2. Don't post twice in a row.
3. Have fun!

Once upon a time,

Charisma
09-10-2007, 10:04 AM
There lived a charming and inquisitive woman

Megs
09-24-2007, 06:26 PM
Who had a princess complex

Domoviye
09-24-2007, 08:51 PM
And a camel

Bick
09-25-2007, 12:19 AM
This camels name was Frieda

Charisma
09-25-2007, 08:59 AM
who was the woman's most prized possession

Eoz Eanj
09-25-2007, 10:01 AM
but it had no reproductive organs so

Domoviye
09-25-2007, 10:59 AM
It couldn't embarrass the women.

dushechka
09-25-2007, 02:00 PM
Obviously the woman intended this because

Bick
09-25-2007, 08:38 PM
she couldn't afford offspring

Hayvon
09-26-2007, 06:41 AM
But she could afford Quaker Oats

Domoviye
09-26-2007, 09:59 AM
Which the camel always ate.

dushechka
09-26-2007, 10:04 AM
How ironic, she thought

Domoviye
09-26-2007, 08:40 PM
One day she decided to eat the camel

Funny Bunny
09-26-2007, 08:43 PM
Smiling, she lured it into her tent

Domoviye
09-26-2007, 10:41 PM
Fade to black

Hayvon
09-27-2007, 01:00 AM
Because it was dark, she tripped and fell

Funny Bunny
09-27-2007, 02:00 AM
onto the soft cushy camel hump.

Eoz Eanj
09-27-2007, 07:29 AM
"Sorry Grandma!" she exclaimed

Domoviye
09-27-2007, 07:40 AM
Because the camel had sat on Grandma

Eoz Eanj
09-27-2007, 07:59 AM
and urinated, thus

Domoviye
09-27-2007, 08:13 AM
The Camel Must Die!

Cogito
09-27-2007, 12:21 PM
But she chose to Frieda camel instead.

Domoviye
09-28-2007, 09:13 AM
The UN declared puns WMD after that.

SeaBreeze
09-28-2007, 09:48 AM
Because the gnomes had attacked her house

Eoz Eanj
09-29-2007, 09:44 AM
she them ride a pumpkin backwards, which was

dushechka
09-29-2007, 09:48 AM
Jack the Pumpkin head! Which in turn

Domoviye
09-29-2007, 10:03 AM
Was the camel.

Cogito
09-29-2007, 10:34 AM
The desert woman's name was Sandraskira, but everyone

SeaBreeze
09-29-2007, 11:47 AM
Called her fred.

Hayvon
10-03-2007, 07:48 AM
So Fred and Frieda took off into the

SeaBreeze
10-03-2007, 08:39 AM
Lava land of melted barbie dolls

Phaiyle
01-07-2008, 03:41 AM
in search of a magic rabbits foot.

CharlieTheUnicorn13
01-07-2008, 06:59 PM
They were unsuccessful, because

alvin123
02-25-2008, 01:48 PM
and that she had no