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Once upon a time,

There lived a charming and inquisitive woman

Who had a princess complex

And a camel

This camels name was Frieda

who was the woman's most prized possession

but it had no reproductive organs so

It couldn't embarrass the women.

Obviously the woman intended this because

she couldn't afford offspring

But she could afford Quaker Oats

Which the camel always ate.

How ironic, she thought

One day she decided to eat the camel

Smiling, she lured it into her tent

Fade to black

Because it was dark, she tripped and fell

onto the soft cushy camel hump.

"Sorry Grandma!" she exclaimed

Because the camel had sat on Grandma

and urinated, thus

The Camel Must Die!

But she chose to Frieda camel instead.

The UN declared puns WMD after that.

Because the gnomes had attacked her house

she them ride a pumpkin backwards, which was

Jack the Pumpkin head! Which in turn

Was the camel.

The desert woman's name was Sandraskira, but everyone

Called her fred.

So Fred and Frieda took off into the

Lava land of melted barbie dolls

in search of a magic rabbits foot.

They were unsuccessful, because

and that she had no