Help me write a Story!

[bistro39]

Please help me write a story!
Rules: 1. Add no more than 8 words, not necessarily a complete sentence.
2. Don't post twice in a row.
3. Have fun!

Once upon a time,

[Charisma]

There lived a charming and inquisitive woman

[Megs]

Who had a princess complex

[Domoviye]

And a camel

[Bick]

This camels name was Frieda

[Charisma]

who was the woman's most prized possession

[Eoz Eanj]

but it had no reproductive organs so

[Domoviye]

It couldn't embarrass the women.

[dushechka]

Obviously the woman intended this because

[Bick]

she couldn't afford offspring

[Hayvon]

But she could afford Quaker Oats

[Domoviye]

Which the camel always ate.

[dushechka]

How ironic, she thought

[Domoviye]

One day she decided to eat the camel

[Funny Bunny]

Smiling, she lured it into her tent

[Domoviye]

Fade to black

[Hayvon]

Because it was dark, she tripped and fell

[Funny Bunny]

onto the soft cushy camel hump.

[Eoz Eanj]

"Sorry Grandma!" she exclaimed

[Domoviye]

Because the camel had sat on Grandma

[Eoz Eanj]

and urinated, thus

[Domoviye]

The Camel Must Die!

[Cogito]

But she chose to Frieda camel instead.

[Domoviye]

The UN declared puns WMD after that.

[SeaBreeze]

Because the gnomes had attacked her house

[Eoz Eanj]

she them ride a pumpkin backwards, which was

[dushechka]

Jack the Pumpkin head! Which in turn

[Domoviye]

Was the camel.

[Cogito]

The desert woman's name was Sandraskira, but everyone

[SeaBreeze]

Called her fred.

[Hayvon]

So Fred and Frieda took off into the

[SeaBreeze]

Lava land of melted barbie dolls

[Phaiyle]

in search of a magic rabbits foot.

[CharlieTheUnicorn13]

They were unsuccessful, because

[alvin123]

and that she had no