Stephan Hawking- Glasses!

Glasses - vision

Vision- Impaired

Impaired - Handicapped

Handicapped - Knee

Knee - Bend

Bend - Beckham

Beckham - Nottingham

nottinghom-knotted ham lol

Knotted Ham - Diced mutton

diced mutton-lamb chops

Lamb Chops - Sideburns

sideburn-muton chops

Mutton chops - Thighs

Thighs - Men

men- evil!:p

Evil - Women

Women- RULE! :p

Women - Rule
Rule - Domesticated :p

Domesticated- Men who are able to put the toilet seat down.

Men who are able to put the toilet seat down - Women making cheesecake

women making cheesecake-i cleaning up

I cleaning up - Washing dishes

washing dishes-every nite

Every night - Not fair

Not Fair - Life

Life - Natural

natural-love

Love - D-U-M-B (at least some of it :p)

dumb-my brother lol

My brother - Does not exist

does not exist-nothing

Nothing - Mumbo Jumbo

Mumbo Jumbo - Gumbo

Gumbo - Gumball?!

Gumball - Gumby

Gumby - Pokey

Pokey - Poker

poker-joker

Joker - Batman

Batman - Sonar

sonar-radar

Sonar - Lidar

Lidar - My dear

my dear-is busy

Is Busy - Mostly

mostly-not completely

Not completely - Incomplete

incomplete-me without love

Me without love - Happy

happy-with love

With love - Insane

Insane - Sane

Sane - Sanitation

Sanitation - Janitor

Janitor - Drum

Drum - Bongos

Bongos - Castanets

Castanets - Percussion (or so I assume.)

Percussion - Instrument

Instrument - Implement

implement-imp

imp-blimp

blimp-shrimp and led zepplin

shrimp and led zeppelin-both good

Both good - Green and Black

green and black-i prefer black

i perfer black-their females taste better-yummy yum

Yummy - Apples

apples-healthy and good

Healthy and Good - Biking

Biking - Bi Queen

Bi Queen - Dual Monarchy

(See what I did there? :p)

Dual Monarchy - Split Personality

(Seeing as monarchies are ruled by one... or so says the definition - one/leader)

Split Personality - MPD

(Very cunning, adamant)

Mpd - Mp3

mp3 - Music

Mp3 - iPod

ipod-surgically attached at the hip

Surgically attached at the hip- my skin.

My Skin - Chocolate

chocolate-harlem

Harlem - Globetrotters (They are awesome :p I went to see them a few years back.)

globetrotters-trotters of the globe lol

Trotters of the globe - World Travel

World Travel - Hustler

Hustler - Con man

Con Man - Gary Coleman

Gary Coleman - what'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

what'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?-huh?

huh?-what the hell is keith richards saying?

what the hell is keith richards saying?-idk lol

idk lol - wtf?

wtf?-omfg

omfg - Okay, enough abreviations

ok, enough abbreviations-possiblity of being annoyed

Possibility of being annoyed - No, they just made my eyes go funny :p

No, they just made my eyes go funny-oh i see ok sorry

oh i see ok sorry - quite aright

quite aright-o ok

O ok - Monkey

(No, I don't know either, but I felt a change in direction was needed :p)

lol ok

monkey-tails

Tails - Tales

Tales - SONIC!

Sonic - Sega

Sega - Omega

SEGA!
Ah, those were the good old days. If you've ever played Sonic the Hedgehog II, did you get Golden Sonic?

I don't think I ever did... But I can only barely remember it. Hehe, it does bring back a lot of memories.


Omega - Alpha

Alpha - Street Fighter

Hadouken!
bet you don't know what that means...

Not a clue :p


Street fighter - Chav simulation (but significantly cooler)

Chav Simulation - Counter Strike

Surge Fist!
which were you saying was cooler?

Street fighter. If you'd ever seen chavs, you would know that. I envy you :p


Counter Strike - Quake

Quake - Unreal Tournament

Is a Chav basically what we'd call a "Wigger"? I saw a cartoon-thing on Wikipedia a bit ago.

Unreal tournament - Surrealism

Essentially, yes. There are differences, but they are fundamentally the same.

Surrealism - Pointillism

...and Good Night. (4pm here)

4 pm and you're sleeping o_0

Pointillism - Pointy

Keep it simple.

pointy-stick

Stick - Scimitar

I meant that Banzai was going to sleep and it was 4pm my time.

scimitar-seen in tar lol

Seen in Tar - Tyrannosaurus Rex

Tyrant King - Lofty

Lofty - Minas Tirith

Minas Tirith - City of Kings

City of Kings - Queens, New York

Queens, New York - Fishnets

Fishnets - Stockings

Fishnets - Nettings

Nettings - Internet

Internet - Webdings

Webdings -Zapf Dingbats

Zapf Dingbats - Zack full of Sacks

Sacks - Cahonies

Cahonies - Loony toons

Looney Tunes - "Shhhhhh....Be Vehwy Quiet.......I'm huntin' for wabbits!"

"Shhhhhh....Be Vehwy Quiet.......I'm huntin' for wabbits!" - "Ye ain't winning zis time, bummer!"

"Ye ain't winning zis time, bummer!" - "Exit, Stage Left, even!"

"Exit, Stage Left, even!" - Even Stevens

50/50-half and half ;)

half and half - mutt

mutt-c'est moi

c'est moi - Wacky

wacky-ce n'est pas moi

ce n'est pas moi - Lovesick

lovesick-maybe

maybe - May Happen

may happen-a possibility

A possibility - Impossible

impossible-improbable

Improbable - Immortality

immortality-love eternal

Love Eternal - Utopia

utopia-postopia lol

Postopia - Postpone

postpone-delayed

delayed - frustration

frustration-irritation

Irritation - Agitation

agitation-agitated

agitated - annoyed

annoyed-frustrated

frustrated - violence

Violence - Stradivarius

Stradivarius - Italian

(That was a truly awful pun, Cogito...)

Italian - Scallion (thanks Banzai)

Scallion - Spring Onion

(Anytime)

Spring Onion - Pavilion

Pavillion - Gazebo

gazebo-hot women

hot women-eyes see only one

Eyes see only one - Earth

earth-moon

Moon - Lunar

Lunar - Solar

Solar - Renewable

Renewable - Green

Green - Sea-green

Sea Green - Chartreuse

Chartreuse - Dirty Green

dirty green-dirty blonde

dirty blonde - hair

hair-long and short

Longf and short - Distance

Distance - Heartache

Heartache - Love

Love - Mumbo Jumbo

Mumbo Jumbo - Babbling

Babbling- Baby

Baby - Infant

Infant - Fatuous

fatuous-infiltrated (dont ask how i made that connection lol)

Infiltrated - Fractional distillation

Fractional distillation - Crude oil

crude oil-war

War - Napoleonic

Napoleonic - Psychotic

psychotic-psychologically disturbed

psychologically disturbed - Neurotic

Neurotic - Basket Case

Basket Case - Weaving

Weaving - Pattern

Pattern - Design

Design - Graphic

Graphic - Gore

Gore - "I invented the Internet"

"I invented the internet" - Bill Gates

Bill Gates - Phone Bill at your doorstep

Phone Bill at your doorstep - Money

Money - Get away!

(Warning: too much Pink Floyd can rot your brains)

Get away! - Car

*shrugs*

Lol...

Car - Kit

:p :)

Kit - Tools

Car - Kit :p :)

Lol!

Tools - work

Work - PMs

PMs - Fun

(That was PMs as in private messages and not PMS as in moodiness right? :redface:)

Yes :p

Fun - Pleasure

Pleasure - Happiness

Happiness - Kit :p :redface:

Kit - Insanity

Insanity - Perfection

Perfection - Fantasy

fantasy-just hope

hope - unreliable

unreliable-jobs

jobs - wages

wages-not engouh

not enough - wanting

wanting-desire

Desire - Lust

Lust - Men

Men - Adam

(Hehe, Adam means man in Hebrew :p Aren't I smart?)

adam-go get eve

go get eve-the beginnning of sexism

the beginning of sexism - Trouble

Trouble - Probematic

Problematic - Me

Me - Insane

Insane - Common

dirt = mud

Mud - Bog

Bog - Swamp

Swamp - Creature

Creature - Feature

Feature - Film

Film - Movie

Movie - Flick

Flick - Click

click-button

Button - Glutton

Glutton - Mutton

Mutton - Beef

Beef - Mad Cow Disease