Not sure if anybody's done this yet. Anyway pretty simple idea. Write a common phrase and give it a subtext.

"I'm actually a good person."
[Words speak louder than actions.]

"You WOULD say that!"
[I think you're more predictable than the TV]

"I'm not saying _____, I'm just pointing out . . . "
[I'm making a statement I believe, but would rather disassociate myself from it.]

or maybe

[In my opinon, my opinion is fact.]

Mission Accomplished!
[A glass half empty or half full?]