crs
11-10-2007, 04:03 PM
I'm thinking heaven.
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View Full Version : If you sell your soul to Tom Waits, are you going to heaven or hell? crs 11-10-2007, 04:03 PM I'm thinking heaven. Banzai 11-10-2007, 04:14 PM I'm thinking "what??"... crs 11-10-2007, 04:40 PM sorry, few drinks, listening to tom singing "chocolate Jesus." Perhaps there should a rule against drinking and posting. SnipSnap 11-10-2007, 05:01 PM Well ... It all depends upon which day you die, and which form Tom Waits chooses to take on that day. For instance: If you die on a tuesday, and Tom Waits chooses to be a Retail Manager at an Illegal tire store on that day, you're definately going to heaven. If you die on a day ending in 'y' and Tom waits chooses to be himself on that day, you're going to Hell. If you die on a Saturday and Tom Waits decides to move to Pennsylvania, then you'll end up in an inevitable Stephen King memoir, and thus need not to worry about the whole heaven/hell thing. I hoped I answered your question. crs 11-10-2007, 05:17 PM Indeed sir you did! good show. I couldn't have asked for a better response. "Got have a chocolate Jesus. Makes me good inside. There's got to be a chocolate Jesus, to keep me satisfied." SeaBreeze 11-11-2007, 03:41 AM ooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Cogito 11-11-2007, 07:10 AM That's one way to internalize your religion. Night Haunter 11-11-2007, 07:12 AM I'm thinking heaven. I'm thinking Hell. |