Oh HELL NO. Even the best stunt drivers can't do that.


Would you do a flip off of a trampoline?



I'm quite acrobatic, so yes.


Would you lick a brightly colored frog?

Oh absolutely. (And I'd like to know where the footage is...you know, of a dude driving 100 m.p.h. in reverse.)

Would you ever stand on the roof of a house at night and throw water balloons at the passing cars below?

No to the brightly colored frog.

No way in Hell.

I'll bring a camcorder next time. LOL!

Yes.

Would you ever bring a high powered hose to a water gun fight?

That is friggin' HILARIOUS, man! Bring a high powered hose to a water gun fight?

I'm gonna have to say yes, but only if you promise to film it. I'll be arrested afterwards, but you can go home and circulate the video on Youtube for me. How 'bout them apples?

Would you ever drive to a quiet, peaceful neighborhood at three a.m., light a one-thousand count package of Black Cats, throw it out the window, and tear ass down the road?

Better yet, would you ever have a Bottle Rocket fight with your best friend? (You both put on heavy coats for this and shoot each other with Bottle Rockets, Roman Candles, and whatever else you've got.)

O.K., I have never had a bottle rocket fight, but I did drop 60 roman candles (with some friend's help) into small holes we made in a guy's front yard and lit them off at 2 am. Revenge for a friend we knew.

WOuld you have helped us?

Of course I would have. Revenge is sweet!

Would you ever run past your local bar/pub naked, while sober, for $5000 ona very busy night?

YES!

Would you?

No thanks.

Would you ever eat a spoiled can of peaches for a grand?

Yes.


Would you ever be willing to forgive someone who's made it a habit to walk all over you?

Yup.

Would you?

Yeah, but I sure wouldn't give them a chance to do it again.

Would you ever TRUST someone like that again?

SCRATCH that question. Let's wipe the slate clean and have someone new pose the next "would you ever" question.


Anyone?...

Would you ever roller skate across the country for charity?

Given that I could a) roller skate and b) enjoy it

then sure, why not.

Would you ever kiss a stranger?

Under the right circumstances...Yeah...;)

Would you ever relocate to a new place where you knew nobody...because you needed the change?

Under the right circumstances...Yeah...;)

Would you ever relocate to a new place where you knew nobody...because you needed the change?


Hello! Just did that! Florida to Puerto Rico. Needed to see some new sky!



Would you ever eat 'ethnic' food without knowing what was in it?

That's usually the best was to approach it.

Would you ever tell the person what was in it just after they took a bite?

That's usually the best was to approach it.

Would you ever tell the person what was in it just after they took a bite?



Of course! That's the best part.



Would you let a dog lick you on the mouth?

Not if I can help it.

Would you finish ice cream if a cat licked it?

Hello! Just did that! Florida to Puerto Rico. Needed to see some new sky!






Are you happy with your decision? No Regrets?

Well I'm not Wrey .. but yes I think the regrets will fade quickly.

WOuld you believe you on't be alone regardless?

Yes...I would belive that.

Would you believe I am happy for this?

Would you believe there was never any doubt? (2 Fer!)

Are you happy with your decision? No Regrets?

At first, yes. More culture shock than anything.

In America, I'm Puerto Rican.
In Puerto Rico, I'm American.

I am a man without a country in some respects. A strange feeling.

So now I consider myself a World Citizen. Sounds swank, right? :cool:

I like that...World Citizen...it makes you an individual, Wrey.

I like that...World Citizen...it makes you an individual, Wrey.

Thank you! Yeah, it's kinda the theme of the novel I'm working on. Like any good first stab at a first novel it's all about me! :p



So, on that note:

Would you ever really spill yourself out into a written piece of work. I mean the stuff that makes you cringe real bad when you remember it.

Thank you! Yeah, it's kinda the theme of the novel I'm working on. Like any good first stab at a first novel it's all about me! :p


Good luck to you Wrey...I think that is great, and you are unique too, so your story should be interesting!!

Hey Chim! :)

p



So, on that note:

Would you ever really spill yourself out into a written piece of work. I mean the stuff that makes you cringe real bad when you remember it.

Yes'm, and have done. :eek:

Would you ever read it?

lol - don't take that question seriously. :p

Yes, yes I would.

Would you ever mix jalapenos and hot sauce on fire roasted pepper turkey? (Might not have been my best idea.)

Sounds yummy :p

Would you ever drink your woes away?

I have in the past and it doesn't work and tends to depress you more.

Would you ever confide in someone? (That actually does help)

On very rare occasions.

Would you?

Only to someone I think I can trust.

Would you ever try making homemade soda? (Yea another lesson idea)

Only if I could make something explode.

Would you ever attempt to bribe a politician?

I might.

Would you ever eat fried apples?

Mother is here, got to go. Byes.

Bye Bick.

Sure.

Would you ever spend a day hopping instead of walking?

No, I'd rather not look like my dad in his sporadic moments of being a tard.

Would you ever think of becoming a pure vegetarian (and if you are one, vice-versa)?

No - both ways.

BTW - your answer was funny as hell.

WOuld you ever pretend to be on a cell phone to avoid a conversation?

Yes...many times!

Would you ever pretend to be yelling at someone on fake call?

If it'll prevent the horrid conversation, then yes.

Would you ever steal a coworker's soda from the fridge?

If I was really thirsty... :D But I'd pay them back of course...

Would you ever play mailbox baseball?

*sheepish grin*

Guilty! But I hated the person.


Would you ever steal someone's lunch from the company fridge?


Opps. I was answering about the soda.

I would never play mailbox baseball.

No, I wouldn't. They probably have something nasty for lunch. The things people eat these days. Ew.

Would you ever play strip poker?

Yup.

WOuld you ever try really hard to loose?

I wouldn't have to try hard XD

Would you ever hitch a ride on a gay cruise?

If it'll prevent the horrid conversation, then yes.

Would you ever steal a coworker's soda from the fridge?

Wolfie!!! Did you do that?...OKay, I did once...then somebody stole my dinner...hmmmm...isn't like karma? LOL Hey but they kept doing it..Grrrr!!

Would any of you place a sticky on your lunch that read.."Go ahead and enjoy, I have added something to it to insure my lunch is a memorable sneek you wont soon forget"?

Kaij: Nope

Chim: Yup.

Would you ever actually ADD the secret ingredient?

Only if someone I didn't like had been stealing my lunch for a while.
Would you ever call someone you didn't know and ask if they were, perhaps, your long-lost sibling?

If I was bored.

WOuld you ever walk up to a stranger and swear you had already met them?

As a prank.

Would you ever try to ride a moose?

No..but I have seen one in my front yard...:)

Would you ever catch a porcupine?

No, unless I was a masochist.

Would you ever play football in the clothing section of wallmart?

Only if I had to and then VERY carefully.

WOuld you believe I love test days!!!!

No, unless you were mad smart.

Would you ever dress up as spiderman and crash your sister's party?

yes

Would you ever give over to stupidity and dress a lion in a thong and bra and display in the center aisle of Wal-Mart?

YES!! I haven't thought about that one!

Would you prank call walmart and ask for Amanda Hump so that they can ask on the loudspeaker?

LOL! I will now!

Would you ever go to the gun section and ask for something to take down that neighbor?

Oh yes. A certain crazy friend and I have a lot of fun in Wal*Mart :D
would you ever ask a stranger for money?

I do that all the time on Chinese New Year! :D

Would you ever try to break the Guiness World record for making the world's larget corndog?

nah. I'm not touchy when it comes to being a vegetarian, but cooking meat kind of gets to me.
Would you ever tell someone you loved them just to get their response?

nah. I'm not touchy when it comes to being a vegetarian, but cooking meat kind of gets to me.
Would you ever tell someone you loved them just to get their response?



Oooooooooh.... That's a sticky wicket! No, because what if I don't like the response.


Would you ever make friends with someone as a segue to get to someone else?

No. I make friends to keep them forever.

Would you ever choose a friend over a lover?

No. I make friends to keep them forever.

Would you ever choose a friend over a lover?


Wow, you guys a digging deep!


I would have to say yes. I can imagine circumstances where that would be the end outcome.



Would you ever go spelunking or cave diving?

Sure thing if I was ever given the chance.

Would you ever put a potato in the presidents exhaust pipe?

Sure thing if I was ever given the chance.

Would you ever put a potato in the presidents exhaust pipe?


Are you kidding?

I would pay for the privilage! :cool:




If you knew I was going to do it and I sent out invitations, would you come? Casual dress, of course.

You bet, I'll bring the popcorn.

Would you ever run over a child for a million dollars?

You bet, I'll bring the popcorn.

Would you ever run over a child for a million dollars?


No, never.


If you had a million dollars in your account right now and you knew handing it over would keep a child from being run over, would you do it?

Yes...anything less would be heartless.

Would you ever care for someone so much you would let them go?

yuh.
would you ever spend ten days with no contact with anyone else if in that time, you could have any book, instrument, ect.?

Yes, that would be very pleasant (=

Same question

yes.
er . . . okay. would you ever cut down a tree because someone you hated was trying to save it?

Hell no. I have this huge respect for trees, if they were trying to save it, I would only respect them and lower my hate for them.

Would you ever laugh at someone who was trying to save a tree?

Never. I'm quite a tree-hugger myself.
would you ever wait for hours on your front steps for someone?

I've done that quite a few times, he was worth that wait.

Would you?

I've done that quite a few times, he was worth that wait.

Would you?


I would.


Would you ever stalk someone, just a little bit?

guilty. but only a little bit, I never followed him around.
would you ever marry someone who stalked you?

guilty. but only a little bit, I never followed him around.
would you ever marry someone who stalked you?



Depends how hard he stalked me. It's a little bit flattering! :D



Would you ever....... go into outer space, but in an old-school, Soviet made spacecraft?

Hell NO! I want to remain alive!

Would you ever eat a bug?

Hell NO! I want to remain alive!

Would you ever eat a bug?



I had to eat bugs in an omlette during survival school in the Air Force. You just gotta' close your eyes or make sure they're realy hidden in the food.



Would you ever...... agree to getting a tattoo someone else picked out. Can't back out once agreed.

Hell NO!!! I picked my own


Same Question Wrey!!

Hell NO!!! I picked my own


Same Question Wrey!!


Nope, me neither!




Would you ever..... sit by a friends side knowing you were about to witness their last breath?

Definitely such things deserve a witness.

Would you close their eyes?

I'm pretty sure I'd be bawling too much to do anything.

Would you ever join the army if it became mandatory?

No, because of my surgery they wouldn't take me.

WOuld you ever write your life story and publish it?

No, because of my surgery they wouldn't take me.

WOuld you ever write your life story and publish it?


I would write it. It would never get published.



In a life and death situation, would you resort to canabalism if there were no other food options?

No..it would be too depressing.


Would you go out with a guy you never met but who saw your picture and wants to be set up?

No 'cause I don't date guys. Oh .. I see what you mean. No.

WOuld you?

Oh yeah....I think I might, I have seen him...he's a musician baby!! hahaha ;)

Would you ever just do one crazy thing only because life is short?

Yes I would.

Would you ever just check common sense at the door and have a wild weekend?

Yes... I would baby!!!

Would you ever do the same?

No, not any more.

Would you ever blow off work just to have a crazy day of fun?

Nope.

Would you?

Yep..hell, I am not getting anything but older and life is too short to take myself too seriously...one day isn't going to hurt!! :)

Would you look back over your life and wish you had more fun out of life?

I'm not sure. I'm still young.

Same question.

I could...but nope, I won't... because somebody cool once told me to be free..kinda uninhibited.

Would you ever want to change lives with a friend?

No. I'd rather make my life into the life I want it to be.

Would you ever reinvent yourself just to try something new?

No, only to change myself for the better.

Would you ever go on a hunger strike for something you believed in?

Yes.

Would you?

Sure would.

Would you ever let yourself go through a large amount of pain and possible death just because you were too afraid to go the doctor for it?

Yes...I did..very bad idea!!!

Would you do this Bick?

(Jeeze. I'm obviously too depressed to be playing these word games. I'm off until I can get myself into a better mood so I'm not making posts like that. Cheers.)

Would you ever drink pig blood for a hundred dollars?

I would do almost anything for $, especially since I'm BROKE!

Would you ever sell you eggs to an infertile couple?

No, but I would sell someone else's eggs if I were in a position to do so.


Would you ever keep a parent alive in spite of the fact that he or she wanted to die without medical interference?

No, but I would sell someone else's eggs if I were in a position to do so.


Would you ever keep a parent alive in spite of the fact that he or she wanted to die without medical interference?


No, everyone in my family has a written limited DNR.


Would you ever..... help a friend who was terminal and suffering hasten their departure? Of course, at their request.

No.

Would you ever strip for chocolate?

-rips off clothes- Oh? You weren't serious? Damn!

Would you ever get a tattoo?

I have seven tattoos.



Would you ever.... tell an embarassing secret to a complete stranger?

Probably, especially if I was drunk!

Would you ever lick a frozen metal pole?

When I was a child. I use to lick poles to see if my tongue would get stuck like on Dumb and Dumber. But, I didn't know it had to be cold and luckily for my taste buds, it never happened.

Would you?

Nah, it looks painful!

Would you ever steal a car for a joyride

Nope. I'm a coward.

Would you?

Only if it's a Corvette!

Would you ever like to be an animal for a day? If so, which one?

OH HELL YES! I would want to be a Shoebill so I can eat all the lungfish in the river.

Same question.

I think I'd be a cheetah so I could run fast!

Would you ever give up eating chocolate?

Yes, if I could find something better.
Would you ever flirt with someone of the same sex?

Hmm, I dunno. Never tried.

Would you ever use a brush for your head, on your pet?

Yup...done that..:)

Would you ever go out and scream at the JEA man because he cut the areas lights (no warning) and left me holding the bag of sh#t that followed when the lights came back on? GRRRRR!!!

Probably! Poor Chimface )=

Would you ever a gummie bears if you weren't suppose to?

Probably! Poor Chimface )=

Would you ever (missing verb) a gummie bears if you weren't suppose to?


Well, I might () a gummie bear, or maybe () some gummie bears if they said it was ok, but I would never, ever, () a gummie bear. That is just beyond the pale.


Would you ever.... tell someone to shut the H E double hockey stick up if they were talking through a movie?

Teehee, oops! Silly Wrey :p

Nope! Just tell the employees.

Would you?

Teehee, oops! Silly Wrey :p

Nope! Just tell the employees.

Would you?


Would I? I would get all up in their grill ! :D


*Puerto Ricans are notorious for talking through movies and answering their cell phones and MAKING cell phone calls during a movie. I've gone once here in Puerto Rico to the theatre. I've since bought a phat home theatre system with 42 inch LCD screen. Yeah, not going back to the movies here ever!*


Would you ever...... pirate a movie?

No, but would I ever watch one if a friend bought a pirated movie? Yup.

Would you ever cheat on a test?

No, but would I ever watch one if a friend bought a pirated movie? Yup.

Would you ever cheat on a test?


Only on a pregnancy test! LOL :D




Would you ever let someone copy FROM you on a test?

Noope, I'd kick them.

Would you ever eat your friends/families piece of pizza then blame it on the cats?

Noope, I'd kick them.

Would you ever eat your friends/families piece of pizza then blame it on the cats?



Nope, no cats. I would get crazy looks! :rolleyes:


Would you eat a piece of pizza that a kitty or puppy had JUST taken a bite of?

Only if they took the meat off it :p If they actually bit into it, then ewww no.

Same question!

Only if they took the meat off it :p If they actually bit into it, then ewww no.

Same question!


No proplem if it was a kittie. Puppies are more slobbery in the way they eat; that would bug.


Would you...... hmmm.... I'm running dry here..... would you ever.... go tanning in your B-day suit?

Haha, I'd burn! B-day suit or not, so never!

Would you? :p

Haha, I'd burn! B-day suit or not, so never!

Would you? :p


I have a rooftop terrace on my house and no one can see up there. I have no tan lines. Answer the question? :p




Would you show your 'girls' or 'boys' at Mardi Grass to get some beads?

Nope! :p

Would you ever eat something that can make you sicker?

Nope! :p

Would you ever eat something that can make you sicker?


Yes. I'm lactose intolerant, but every once in a while I just have to give in to a big bowl of Breyers Vanilla Bean ice cream with sliced almonds on top.


Would you take in a homeless puppy or kittie?

Aw, I'm lactose intolerant too :p I love my milk though! xD

That's how I got my cat Bick :D

Would you?

Aw, I'm lactose intolerant too :p I love my milk though! xD

That's how I got my cat Bick :D

Would you?


Sorry for the delay, got kicked off line.... :(


And, yes, that's how I got MY fist kittie, Val. My b/f at the time named him Val after Jean Valjean from Les Miserables. I told him the only thing gayer would have been to name the poor thing Evita or ABBA.

*everything in bold is really, really, gay*


Ok, so, let's mix up the last question.

Would you take in, in a clandestine manner, a kittie or puppy who was NOT a stray, you knew the owners, and you knew the owners where mistreating the animal. So, you're pretty much stealing the pet, ok?

Never ever would I steal a pet, if it was being mistreated I'd call the aspca.

And aw :p My best friend loves Les Miserables :o

Would you ever watch a movie over and over and over again?

I did that when I first saw Dr. Who: The Five Doctors.

Would you ever talk loudly during a movie?

Yes I would, I do! Harry Potter(s), LOTR(s), Pirates(s)! (This was the reply for Bicks question and Rumpo snuck in before me, but I'm not changing it.)

And I've stolen a mistreated pet, well my mom did. A little chihuahua that was impregnated by a pit bull. She was about to burst from the size of the puppies and the owners wouldn't take her to the vet. We took her and the only way to save her life was to abort all 9, yes that NINE puppies....inside that tiny 3 pound chihuahua!!! So we kept her. We moved within a week of stealing her. She lived to be 19yrs old. She had a great life when we stole her.

Would you ever fart in public and blame it on someone else?

(HA! I did this to Caden last week, it was silent and I let it loose in an elevator. It SMELLED horrid! I said "Caden!!!" HA!)

Hey Foxy.

Yea, I would.

Would you ever regift during the holidays?

Yes, I get bath sets every Christmas from the same aunts and they make me break out, so I give them to random people throughout the year.

Would you ever lick the sidewalk for $100?

Sure. Why not?

Would you ever obsess over someone you didn't even know?

You mean someone I don't even know of? That would be the most obscure form of obsession.

Would you ever trake the time to break a record reported in Guiness Book of World Records? (I think Bobby and Cindy still hold the record for most seesaw ups and downs?)

Haha.

No, I wouldn't.

Would you?

As long as it's something I do naturally. Not going to put effort into it.

Would you ever smack God if you had the chance to?

Noooo comment.

Would you ever go to Antarctica and live there if you were ever given the chance?

Give it a few years.

Would you ever ask God out on a date?

Again, no comment.

Would you punch someone in anger, even if they did nothing?

Give it a few years.

Would you ever ask God out on a date?

oops, Bick slipped in front of me, sorry!


What an opportunity! Yes, I would go on a date with God!

But it would be a friend date, 'cause if God is a fellah', well, I could just imagine the mahem that would insue after the reporters from the Globe and Inquirer (whom I had tipped off, of course, thank you) managed to snap some photos.

*I can just see God holding his robe up over his face and shoving his hand into the camera as we tried to make our getaway in the celestial Bentley*


If you went on this date, would you have a list of why's for God?

./headdesk

New thing to base our questions on maybe?

Would you ever break someones cell phone, who happened to be talking on it really loudly in the theatre?

./headdesk

New thing to base our questions on maybe?

Would you ever break someones cell phone, who happened to be talking on it really loudly in the theatre?


Maybe... I can tell you that I once threw my boyfriend's cell phone out of the car window. He was addicted to the bloody thing. I swear that the shape of the buttons had become imbedded in his cheek.

He said it was uncalled for.

I called it an intervention.


Would you dump someone because they were addicted to talking on the phone?

I don't think so. I'd just break the phone and then let them break up with me!

Would you ever eat a whole bag of cookies in one sitting?

I don't think so. I'd just break the phone and then let them break up with me!

Would you ever eat a whole bag of cookies in one sitting?


Ok, I'm gonna answer this and I hope no one thinks less of me...


I've done this on a number of occasions. When I went back to college, well, let's just say that we were very religious about observing 4:20 in my house of college roomates.

Remember, I said college. It was a long time ago. I have long since left the brotherhood of....well....you get the picture.


Would you swim with dolphins?

Hell yeah! I wanted to do a day with the dolphins at sea world in june and it costs like $1500 FOR ONE DAY!!!!

Would you swim with sharks?

Hell yeah! I wanted to do a day with the dolphins at sea world in june and it costs like $1500 FOR ONE DAY!!!!

Would you swim with sharks?


Done it! Here in Puerto Rico. They were just nurse sharks, though. I've also swum with dolphins. THEY ARE BIG. I didn't expect them to be as big as they are.



Would you.... go on a blind date that your friends set up for you?

No, because I'm married! No need for dates anymore!

Would you swim with toothier sharks?

No, because I'm married! No need for dates anymore!

Would you swim with toothier sharks?


No, I could barely find the cojones to swim with harmless ones. I have had a barracuda totally eye me once as I was coming back up to the boat. It had chosen to hide under the boat. Very alien feeling to have this thing looking at you and there is no frame of reference as to what it is thinking. Again, big animal, much bigger than I thought they were.


Would you go on a safari in Africa? A real one. Tents, camping in the bush, the whole nine.

nope, I'm a sissy girl. i don't do camping

would you accept charity from a total stranger

nope, I'm a sissy girl. i don't do camping

would you accept charity from a total stranger


If I were in need? Absolutely. It takes two people to making helping work and if it falls upon me to be the one being helped so that someone can experience the beauty of giving help, then so be it. Does that make sense?


Would you watch cartoons without kids around just 'cause you liked the cartoon?

Going on a Safari is NOT the same thing as camping in the bush, sweets. Tourists do not bed down where lions and hyenas lurk. Unless they're suicidal.


Would you ever try to take a gun from an armed man?

I'd watch The Smurfs if I could find it on TV. I love the smurfs!

Tom & Jerry too. The old ones, not the new crappy ones.

Would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

"Would you watch cartoons without kids around just 'cause you liked the cartoon?"


Only if it was Spongebob Squarepants....

Cobra - Only if I had to
Foxy - I wish I had the guts

Would you ever enter a jalapeno eating contest?

nope, I'm a sissy when it comes to hot stuff too. YEOUCH!

Would you bungee jump?

Cobra - Only if I had to
Foxy - I wish I had the guts

Would you ever enter a jalapeno eating contest?



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YES!!!!! YES, I WOULD!!!!!

nope, I'm a sissy when it comes to hot stuff too. YEOUCH!

Would you bungee jump?

No, probably not.

Would you ever do a commercial for a product you didn't like?

If the pay was god...absolutly!

Would you ever talk up a bad hair cut, in an effort to make the person who had it feel better?

Yes!

Would you?

Why, yes I would and did so recently!!

Would you take a bite of something that you knew you wouldn't like, just keep peace and be friendly?

Yes, and I have before.

Would you ever eat the entire thing?

Nope that "big lunch" I had would prevent it.

Would you make your excuses, leave early, and hit McDonalds?

Yes..if I didn't like the company or it was a "Token Apperiance"

Would you....same question.

Nope, haven't eaten there in a long while and don't plan on going very soon.

Would you ever spend the entire day petting your pet?

nah - she probably wouldn't even like that.
would you ever listen to the same song all day?

Yup :p

Would you ever stay up 48 hours just to see if you could?

yes

would you ever kiss up to someone to get a raise?

Maybe :p But I generally look like a kiss up because I'm too nice.

Would you? :p

depends. i'm too proud.

would you ever eat something that fell on the floor?

Mind if i join in??

not at all! :)

sweet... well in answer to your previous question... it depends on what it was and where I was... if i was in a hospital and it was a cookie, sure... if I was in a school caffeteria and it was Jell-o, NO...

Would You?

Depends how much I really wanted it, normally I'd toss it to the cats :p

Would you ever drink perfume?

Ack! No way - I've seen perfume strip paint! :eek:

Would you spend a day talking in "Smurf-speak"? eg - "That was totally smurfin', did you smurf that? That was the smurfiest thing I've ever seen!".

Smurfin' yeah baby...!!

Would you smurf out at the sight of someone you have been dreaming to see?

Smurfin' yeah baby...!!

Would you smurf out at the sight of someone you have been dreaming to see?


Oh, I have smurfed that before. My heart was smurfing a mile a minute! He was sooooooo smurfy!




Would you ever have the cojones to ask Vanity Smurf if he was gay?

No. I would certainly begin hurling in blue and white if I tried.

Would you ever sing in a public place?

For as long as it took for someone to pay me to stop.... ;) (I'm guessing about 37 seconds).

Would you ever continue the charade if someone mistook you for a celebrity?

............

No I wouldnt :p

Would you ever date a celebrity if it meant your book would get published?

heck no. I want to get my stuff published off my own steam :) makes it all worth while :)

Would you ever put your life on hold for someone knowing that they would never be grateful for all the effort you put in to make their life more pleasureable and easy than it was before and knowing that not once would they ever say thank you or show you respect for doing so but just belittle you every single chance they got?

(I had to read that three times before I understood that :p)

And no, if that was the case, I wouldn't


Would you ever neglect your friends for your writing?

Nope, I'd never do that, and I never do...

Would you ever run infront of a train?

Furstin! You are on =DDD

Nope, sure wouldn't. Unless I wanted to die of course.

Would you ever try to save someone from that train?

If it was a friend then certainly yep.


Would you ever kiss a stranger?

Depends on the stranger ... doesn't it.

Would you ever pose for an underwear ad?

No thanks xD I'm camera shy enough.

Would you ever drink a bottle of Barbecue sauce?

Nope.


Would you ever have an affair with you best friend's girlfriend?

Unlikely, since I'm not that way inclined. I guess she'd have to be one hell of a person to tempt me. :p

Would you ever streak at a sports game?

Nope. :p

Would you ever cheat on your spouse with your favorite actor/actress if given the chance?

I never want to get married, so that's kind of a non-issue, lol. But, hypothetically - no. :p

Would you ever fake finding something gross in your meal to get it for free?

NO. I've been a waitress, and I've had people do that. Uck. No thanks.

Would you ever kill your spouse and blame it on your crazy next door neighbor?

:eek: lol - No, I'm not quite that evil. :)

Would you ever write for a TV show that you couldn't stand to watch?

Nope. Although, if you were a writer for soap operas, it's not much of a challenge. Every 5 years or so, you just take out the old stories and replace the characters.

Would you ever cut your foot off if it was pinned/chained and that was the only way you could esccape and save your own life?

Probably - I wince at the thought, but I think that I would choose life. :)

Would you ever buy clothes, leave the tags on and wear them once, then return them for a refund?

I really can't see myself doing that. Not for the moral reasons though. I think the tags would itch something fierce!

Would you ever keep an engagement ring from a man you've ended the relationship with?

If I like the ring, I might :redface:

Would you ever watch an entire Twilight Zone marathon?

nope!

Would you ever watch the Food Network all day long?

lol - No, I could maybe watch it for an hour. :)

Would you ever tell a stranger off for being rude to another stranger?

Yes, and I have. Everyday at Cam's bus stop, there's a girl who is probably 13 waiting for her little sister to get off the bus. She is sooooo rude and evil to the sister. Last week, she grabbed her by the hair and was dragging her home. I stepped in and reamed her. Told her parents too. They didn't care so I reamed them. I'm tempted to call someone about this family. I think they are abusive.

Would you ever eat slugs?

Ack! No way!

Would you ever take out a full page ad in a newspaper to insult an enemy?

Sounds like fun! I'd have to hire a good writer to write it though!

Would you ever donate a kidney, if your blood type matched, to a perfect stranger?

I might, if it meant saving that persons life.

Would you?

To save a life, yes.

Would you ever change your name?

Naw, I like my name.

Would you ever change your name to the name of a deceased actor/actress?

No.

Would you ever run a red light?

Yes....I'm sorry, but I would....:(

Would you ever drive through a water puddle and and splash a pedestrian waiting for the bus?

If it was someone I hated? Yes.


If it was just some random schmuck, no.


Would you ever run from a cop?

Let me rephrase that...


Would you ever run from a cop if you were facing some serious prison time?

If I truly knew I could get away and a close friend and a randy gnome were along side sure....:)

Serious answer....maybe...it would depend if I thought I could get away.

Would you ever ramble out to Vegas just for the hell of it?

Chim - you know I'm already half-way there! ;)

Would you ever sit down at a stranger's table in a restaurant and say how happy you were that they asked you out to dinner?

LOL. If someone paid me, sure! Why not!


Would you ever skydive?

Yes

Would you ever bring your handicap friend with you every where just to score on good parking?

:eek: No way! (Primarily because I don't drive ;))

Would you ever continually report vampire sightings to your local police station?

hahaha....that would be to fun.

Would you ever go exploring for Big foot or Nessy? LOL! ...ridicules mood really..LOL!

Yes, I believe they exist

Would you ever intentional throw up on one of your old principals of one of your schools?

hmmm. There is one...GRRRRRR! LOL!

Would you ever scare little children on Halloween?

Not really...I mean I did it once, but that was unintentional.

Would you ever beat up a strange high school kid whose in a mascot suit, which use to be your high school and mascot suit?

Only if it was a chicken that gave me an expired coupon. ;)

Would you ever get a tattoo of something you hated on a dare?

No but I might get a tattoo of something YOU hated. lol.

Would you ever act out your favorite scene from a sitcom while on a bus?

No because I think sitcoms are lame.

Would you ever sing about how much you hated this old teacher that is no longer your teacher just to find out they heard your whole entire song and they are friends with your boss?

o_O

Yeah, I suppose I would.

Would you ever breakdance to Celine Dion songs on a street corner for money (assuming someone would give you some)?

No but I could fake a seizure (it amounts to the same thing).

WOuld you ever go to a fast food resturant and place your order in hushed tones because "THEY" might be listening?

uhm....ah...Noooo...

Would you ever hold up a sign on the street corner that read, Protect An Alien...from the sky they come"?

lol! Yes.

Would you ever act disabled or old just to get into a theme park or resturaunt for a discount price?

No, I wouldn't.

Would you ever drink the ink in a pen just to see your tongue change colors?

hahaha....no..I don't think I could do that! LOL!

Would you ever taunt a ref at a ball game, knowing that you might be run out of the park?
(true story)

Naw :p I'm too much for a coward for that.

Would you ever touch a dog that was foaming at the mouth?

NEVER....LOL!

Would you ever kiss a dog in the face that was showing it's teeth?

(true story)LOL!!

No.

Would you ever kiss a strangers toe that had a cut on it?
(A kiss will make the cut all better.)

I might :p If it was a child.

Would you ever pet a stray?

Yes.

Would you ever kiss the ouchy of a hobo?

No, but I would get him a bandage and some neosporin from my purse.

Would you? :p

I might depends on what kind of hobo

Would you ever lunge at a coworker in Mcdonalds because they got your order wrong three times?

No, although it has happened before.

Would you ever hurt somebody deliberately?

Been there, done that--got my ticket to jail...

Would you ever visit a family member in jail?

Yup, friend or family member for sure. I wouldn't leave them hanging... unless they tried to kill me or something. xDD

Would you ever kill for money?

No way in Hell, not even for 100 million...

Would you ever stay with a man who cheated on you repeatedly?

Nope, well. I don't know I haven't been in that situation yet.

Would you ever stay with a man that accused you of cheating a lot?

Yes, but we'd have to have a talk about why he was feeling so insecure. *and I wouldn't use a term like that*

Would you ever marry for money?

If I loved him, maybe.

Would you?

Having too much money is more of a curse than anything else if you ask me.

So even if I loved the man, I doubt I'd marry him if he was impossibly rich. It would feel too weird.

Would you ever move away from your country?