*Unravels paper listing US nuclear launch codes*

I didn't know I had these.

Well I have a Delorean.

*someone please move those cars off the road so I can reach 88 mph, thanks*

You do that, and you're gonna get booked for speeding.

Shoots Lord Of Hats takes Launch codes and destroys them. Now goes and puts on Bat Suit and stalks the night.

*Unravels paper listing US nuclear launch codes*

I didn't know I had these.

Those aren't launch codes, they are the total number of hours you have left in college.

Good thing I hire doubles... lots of them. Liek the one in the wheel chair...

*Jumps into TARDIS and goes to 574 AD with an army of regrown people*

Rome is MINE!

You do that, and you're gonna get booked for speeding.

LOL! You're to much.

|Goes into fiction world of 40k comes back with legion of astartes

There's always someone who has to take it too far... :rolleyes:

Convinces Hiro Nakamura to freeze time and disarm every member of the legion.

|Goes into fiction world of 40k comes back with legion of astartes

I have a coupon for those. Two for the price of one. Do you want it?

Returns in TARDIS


I think i went to the wrong year...

*Runs from thousand nations of the persian empire*

*Uses telekenesis to make the sun go nova*

There! Everybody happy? :p

Run!!!!!!!!!!!

Call the marines!

*Dodges arrows*

*Uses telekenesis to make the sun go nova*

There! Everybody happy? :p

Everybody dead.

Happy, dead; what's the difference really?

Call the marines!

*Dodges arrows*

Phones haven't been invented yet. Keep running.

Try smoke signals!




Oh wait, you're all dead.

Scratches head. Telekinesis to make a sun go nova? Does not compute.

And one of you gets the flu and wipes out your own armys. Were as I am safely tucked away in my time bubble and quickly steals the TARDIS and hops to the future leaving you all trapped in your own mess.

Doesn't have to make sense. It's telekenesis :p

Watches Sparta beat the persians.

I knew bringing those guys along was a good idea...

Well your flu has killed the enitre population. They could not survivor your advanced strain of the desease.

Doesn't have to make sense. It's telekenesisThat's like sticking your finger in a fission reactor to create an antimatter bomb.

It's like Space: 1999 "science".

:eek:

Exactly ;)

Ah guys we have a problem. THe spartans are demanding an offering of milk and cookies.

Flu everyone thats what killed the population

Milk and cookies?


Erm...


****.

Ok, give then milk of magnesia and pasture cookies

Actually, it wasn't flu, it was SARS. Which as everyone knows, isn't real. Therefore the whole of humanity was wiped out by nothing :D


...hey, wait!

Not SARS! There's only a 99% chance of survival!

Someone had exlax cookies earlier, give them those.

Thank god Im safe in my bubble in the Tardis. hey you lot have wiped yourselfs out completely.



Muahahahahahaha I am the last survivor of Humanity. Thank god I saved Kylie. "Gulp" Desperate messures

*Time out* Who is this Kylie?

Kylie Minogue. I took her for torturous purposes anyone subject to listen to more than two songs will committe suicide.

Kylie Minogue - Raven despises her

Kylie on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Minogue)

You wouldn't do it Raven. It has to be against the Geneva convention or something like that.

Actually, it wasn't flu, it was SARS. Which as everyone knows, isn't real. Therefore the whole of humanity was wiped out by nothing :D


...hey, wait!

Actually, I know a girl who had SARS.

Also, did you know that Kylie Minogue is only 4'11"?

I knew she was small.


And did your friend survive SARS?

You wouldn't do it Raven. It has to be against the Geneva convention or something like that.

To gain the upper advantage and be victorious well now bow down or listen. She will be starting I should be so lucky

And did your friend survive SARS?

Yes.

Kylie on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Minogue)

Thanks.


Raven feel free to take her with you.

*pulls out sniper rifle and takes aim at Kylie*

*pulls out sniper rifle and takes aim at Kylie*

*Shoot!*

Yes. The picture on wikipedia was all I needed to know.

Banzi, don't forget to account for humidity and wind!

Oh don't worry I used the Clone device to make a couple of clones. Hey I could repopulate the entire race with Kylie clones. Muahahahahaha

Hmmmm

*releases genetic disease, engineered to affect only Kylie's precise genetic structure*

Yes. The picture on wikipedia was all I needed to know.

Banzi, don't forget to account for humidity and wind!

Was It this picture

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/KylieShowgirl.jpg/220px-KylieShowgirl.jpg

And the cloning begins

Yes it was that picture.

Was It this picture

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/KylieShowgirl.jpg/220px-KylieShowgirl.jpg

Hey, check it out. Half human, half peacock.

And the cloning beginsWhen she found out, she was beside herself.

But it was to late

When she found out, she was beside herself.

LOL!!!

I ahve no symapthy for anyone who wears a peacock outfit.

Gunslinger, meet the Punslinger ;)

Gunslinger, meet the Punslinger ;)

Awesome! Nice to meet ya!

Gunslinger, meet the Punslinger ;)

lol :D

Indeed he's got the Punniest Rep here.

Indeed he's got the Punniest Rep here.

not lol, that was corny :p

Never......:eek:

Nevermore?

Nevermore?

Sorry Raven I thing Cogito's got you beat.

Wow. That one actually was good. A literary pun :p

Evermore

The Battle of?

Hastings

I thought you were referring to The Battle of Evermore by Led Zeppelin.

Not a fan of the leds.

That particular song is based on the battle of Minas Tirith in the Lord of the Rings.

Battle of Evermore is a great song:)

I like it.

Indeed it may be.....

I however like Enyas May It Be.....:p

I also like the Celtic Woman version of May It Be.

I've never been a fan of Enya, really...

I have and love Celtic music greatly. Especially bands like Clannad.

OMG.This is a musical cookie jar? Oh and I am immortal so you can't kill me, whatever was in that jar was the remains of my clone. I always carry plenty of clones around with me.

*Washes musical cookie jar and inserts various cookies and chocolates. Then whaps a 'NO BODY PARTS ALLOWED' sticker on the side*

OMG.This is a musical cookie jar? Oh and I am immortal so you can't kill me, whatever was in that jar was the remains of my clone. I always carry plenty of clones around with me.

*Washes musical cookie jar and inserts various cookies and chocolates. Then whaps a 'NO BODY PARTS ALLOWED' sticker on the side*

NO BODY PARTS ALLOWED - How am I going to get into the cookie jar?

There's a another jar or two hanging around. Mutilation for body parts and the Hidden Jar for hiding.

That is jarring news.

I'll just wait until the cookies go stale, and them take them without a fight because no one wants stale cookies. Once I take the stale cookies out I will put them in a new cookie jar, and let everyone fight over stale cookies thinking they are fresh cookies due to the sign on cookie jar that reads -JUST BAKED COOKIES, ENJOY

I don't like cookies.....*goes and hide in hidden jar... hopefully the boss won't find me here!*

I'm taking out DOZ and replacing her with a Wii remote :p

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo!!!!!!