Ok.

This is where we all tell the truth ;) you may post 'OMG! For Five Minutes I was...' and fill in '...' with something witty, or interesting...


E.g.

OMG! For Five Minutes I was the Emperor.


I'll start.

OMG! For Five Minutes I was the Amreican President.












~Raven.

For five minutes I was trapped in a place where time does not exist, which is contradictory, actually - five minutes there could be as long as an eternity or as short as a millisecond, and I suffer an eternity of waiting inside the span of five minutes.

OMG! For five minutes I was a gnome magician that slayed green snakes.

OMG! For five minutes I saw a glimpse of the future and what I saw was unbelievable. Death and destruction lingered through the air like the foul smell it was.
Life had destroyed itself.

OMG! For five minutes I was a snail and then someone stepped on me.

Sorry I just didn't see you on the floor below.

OH EM GEE! For five minutes I was God, high, mighty and immortal, but when I got back I was smote by the real God because he got angry at me for stealing his spot for five minutes.

OMG for five minutes I swear that I was following Brad Pitt around my home town then realised it was just a hobo with a bag on his head!

OMG! For five minutes I was Stephen King ... what fun. :)

OMG for five minutes - and this, like, I totally swear- I could spell!!!

OMG for five minutes I was driving full speed on a long, empty beautiful road with my favourite music on.

OMG for five minutes I was Dancing with the wolves in the dark by a camp fire as the snow fell in gentle whisps.

OMG for five minutes I was saoring through the sky but wasn't watching where I was going and smashed head first into an airoplane, ouch!!!

OMG For five minutes I was swimiing with the sharks of Africa

OMG for five minutes I laughed till it hurt.

OMG for five minutes I sat on the floor going "Crap, what am I going to do the next five minutes," then BAM! the five minutes passed so fast it hit my mother on the way out

OMG!!!!! for 5 minutes I was actually doing something with my life......then when the 5 minutes was up...I went back to not caring......lol

For five minutes i wish i was the ruler of all the world and the stars far above.

OMG, for five minutes i was watching this thread trying to decided what would be funniest to post.

omg for five minutes I was a shape shifter

Omg for five minutes I saw the invisible man.

OMG For five minutes I was actually funny.

Omg for five minutes I was actually normal

omg for five minutes i fell asleep

OMg for five minutes I thought I'd lost both my eyes. It was just a very long blink.

omg for five minutes I actually thought I was smart but then I realised I was looking at my friends test results and not my own....oh well.

OMG! For 5 minutes I swapped minds with a stranger in a distant city. He was contemplating an unspeakable violent act against a woman whom he had been stalking. I can see her face in my thoughts, but I have no way to identify her to warn her, or even where the city is.

omg for five minutes I was a monkey and gee that was fun swinging in the trees and so forth ^ ^

For a long five minutes I spoke with Johnny Cash

for five long minutes I was in Queensland with the sweetest man I know :D lol

For five minutes I found myself freezing my bejubees off in the Antarctic!

For Five minutes I was the dominator of the Earth

for five minutes I was enjoying a very peaceful sleep

For five minutes was dancing with Johnny Cash

for five minutes I was in the ocean talking to a sea shell

For five minutes I was swimming with the Orac's

for five minutes I was in lord of the rings

For five minutes I was face to face with the largest Great White Shark.

for five minutes I was an alien from mars

For five minutes I sat on a great white shark and it took me for a swim around seal island before saying hope that was fun goodbye.

for five minutes I was dancing among the stars

For five minutes I was looking for the Moon going around the moon.

For five minutes I was in deep space, looking at ice crystals that were my breath, until I lost consciousness and woke in a hyperbaric chamber

For five minutes I shook hands with John Candy

for five minutes I was somewhere safe

For five minutes I was back were I belong.

For five minutes I was stuck in porta potty lol

For five minutes I was dancing with wolves in the dark of midnight by a fire.

for five miutes i was me

For 5 minutes I was the universe, contemplating my purpose

For five minutes I was The devil

for five minutes I was an angel (ha ha ha yeah right lol)

For five minutes I was one of the Nephilim

For 5 minutes I was stuck between two cookie warriors

For five minutes I heard torana confess to cookie theft

for five minutes I heard Hulls Raven confess to the exact same thing and that he was trying frame me too

For five minutes Torana confessed to all the thefts of wf

For five minutes Hulls Raevn confessed that he has been lieing the whole time

For five minutes Torana confess all her sins

for five minutes Hulls Raven confessed that he is not a he but a woman

For five minutes Torana confessed she was an experiement that escaped from the zoo

for five minutes Hulls Raven was running around in a pink tutu

For five minutes so was Torana

for five minutes hulls raven was wearing a bright pink bikini running around a crowded beach

For five minutes lost her memories and confessed to killing kennedy

for five minutes I was in a happy place lol

For five minutes both Myself and Torana called a truce and looked for another cookie thief to blame.

for five minutes we agreed that is a good idea

For five horrible minutes, I was normal

For five minutes I swam with the dolphins

for five minutes I was abnormal, or was I normal...who knows who knows

For five minutes I was on the highest mountain.

For five minutes, I was the wolf, chasing an elk toward my waiting pack.

for five minutes I was a germ spreading bacteria and boy was that an adventure!!

For five minutes, I involuntarily switched bodies with a hostage at a convenience stoor holdup. My heart thudded and a scream fought to escape me, but I couldn't catch my breath. He was pulling my head back by my long hair, and something sharp at my throat stung like acid. There were harsh radio voices outside the glass door, and blue splashes were strobing through the windows. He started to drag me away from the door by my hair. Suddenly, the glass door exploded and something seared past my head. I felt a hot splash on the side of my face, as his grip on my hair failed, and then I was back in my own body, drenched in cold sweat.

for five minutes the world was pink with purple polkadots

For five minutes I was a rock in the sun. Nothing happened, but I was warm on top and cool beneath.

for five minutes I was the blade that pierced my own heart causing my own blood to spill.....

For five minutes I was a Raven flying high above through rocky catherdrals and higher

for five minutes there was world wide silence.........

For five minutes I could talk to Ghosts

for five minutes I was the tooth fairy

For five minutes, I was pursued by wild forest felines that kept raking my heels with their sharp claws.

For five minutes I forget my nightmares

for five minutes I was Cinderella's fairy godmother

For five minutes I was were i want to be on the highest mountain away from the vermin that stalks the streets.

For five minutes I was a dandelion seed. I floated high upon the breeze on wings of fluff, warmed by the dazzling sunlight. Below were automobiles inchworming forward in rush hour immobility, and gulls wheeled looking for tasty trash. Patchwork fields formed a cozy quilt of the land, and I finally drifted into the pale grey mists of a cloud.

For Five Minutes I was in a place were the wind blows getly through my hair and the only thing heard is that of the low whistle of soft winds and no fear of the nightmares within.

for five minutes I was laying on the beach watching the dark grey clouds rolling in as the thunder rolled and the lightning strikes and the rain pours heavily down onto the waves crashing upon the cold and sandy beach...

For five minutes I watched the sun setting. Firstm coral streaks begn to glow along the edges of the clouds. Then pink began to bleed into the blue of the sky, and purple threads grew into a lacy web. Then the sun transformed into shimmering molten gold, and the horizon began to bleed deep red, spreading upwards and separating into oranged and crimson pools. The sun sank into the groaning hills. Slowly darkness took the sky and inexorably engulfed all color

For five minutes I actually thought there was such a thing as true equality amongst all.

For five minutes, I was a bumblebee, buffeted in a constantly shifting wind. I darted among purple clusters of wildflowers, collecting nectar. Then I was bounced by the wind toward a spinning dust eddy over a smooth black hot surface. A moment later I became one with a windshield.

((:p I love how you can make me giggle! My giggles sound wierd though.))

(Why do you say that?)

(Which one? :p Well I shall answer both, Cause' you are funny and cause' giggling is ugly to me.)

Really? I like giggling. I like any kind of honest laughter. I chuckle, chortle, and howl. I snort, snicker and gasp. And I definitely giggle.

Life is too short to tale too seriously, and too weird not to laugh at.

(I totally agree on the last part :p I've had something so wierd happen to me that all I could do was laugh. /Two/ flat tires in one trip, and both happen in the middle of no where.)

Oh, of COURSE. It would be too easy if it happened in front of a discount tire store (unless they made a habit of layin down nail sticks to get customers)

But I have no use for mean laughter, laughter that makes someone feel small and worthless.

For five minutes I was the subject of mean laughter. But that five minutes was compounded into months.
I decided I would never do that to someone else.

For 5 minutes, I thought I was back at home. I may my head on my kitties tummy gently, listening to her soft purring, lulling my tattered heart back into it's rightful place.

(( :(:( I miss my kitty.))

For five minutes I was a rock star dancing out my passion on the stage and living the Hollywood dream.

for five minutes I thought my plane was going to crash....

For five minutes, I was a chunk of ore surrounded by nothingness. Bright pinpoints of light circled around me at a great distance, but one particularly dazzling light baked my face in its glow as it swung past. Even out of my view, I could feel its warm regard. I wished for something, anything, else in my universe. I had always been alone with the circling points of life as long as I could remember.

^for five minutes I have been questioned intensely by a friend of mine on msn - literally! :S:S

For five minutes I actually wanted to go on a rampage and murder this old woman that kept squawking: "I don't think my tank is full! keep filling it up!" GRRRRR. I'll fill it up for ya.....

for five minutes the world was perfectly silent!!!

For five minutes.... I wanted to exercise. But then it passed and I continued on eating chocolate.

For five minutes, I was a suicide bomber driving to my destiny. I was afraid to die, but I knew it was the right thing, that I would be rewarded by Allah. I felt sick and enraged at the godless many who built this land of corruption and greed and hate. I prayed to Allah for deliverance and a successful strike for righteousness. I squeezed a handcrafted trigger switch...

for five minutes, once, I was happy.

For five minutes I was good at spelling =P

For 5 minutes I was a roofer. I spread black adhesive with a rectangular spreader as the sun beat down on my leathery neck. Then I laid a strip of shingles down carefully. and tacked the top edge with a staple gun. Finishing the row, I began to spread the adhesive for the next row above.

Then I was myself again.

oh my god that is terrible. I am truly sorry for you. Little did I know of the horrors involved before this. I must say you have weathered the storm very nicely.
keep up the smiling demeanor.
for five minutes, once, I was slip sliding away.

For five minutes I was a diver in trouble. I was 200 feet down, at a five minute decompression stop, with two minutes of air left in my tank. The tank that was supposed to be at the stop had become detached and fallen free, and attempting to ascend without taking the decompression time was itself life threatening. I took my only option, and ascended anyway, making sure to continue to breathe in order to avoid a pulmonary rupture. When the last of the air bled from the tank, I continued to exhale. I felt stabs of pain in my chest and joints as I neared the surface, and prayed they could stabilize me in the decomp chamber in time...

for five minutes, once, long ago, I was reading a story about a person who wakes up in the hospital after some kind of explosion occured in the highly scientific and technical workplace. The person in the story was trying to figure out what happened. I felt a little bit sorry for that person, but then I realized that the story was in fact a science fiction fantasy, and that I should not feel sorry for that person. After all, anyone who decides to live in a science fiction story is just asking for trouble. I was going to review the story, but I felt that I should not do so, because I have a habit of pointing to not only the best parts of a story, but also the parts which fail to amuse me. Then the five minutes was over, and I went back to reading on-line news websites.

For five minutes I thought I actually brought a book written by Scientists. For that five minutes I realized it was actually interesting and I was glad I bought it...

Oh wait. That did happen! How scary. :eek:

For five minutes I was Paris Hilton. I spent it posing and staring vacantly in a mirror.

For five minutes I was a fish in my lake. Every breath I took put me closer to death as the oil sunk into my little body. I floated and fell into a sleep, that I would never wake from. I would only hope my family would go so peacefully.

For 5 minutes (once upon a time) I was sane... then I found these forums :D

For five minutes I was a legion of incandescent vapors, hungrily consuming wood, paper and paint as I grew larger, and hotter, and brighter. I exhaled what I could not consume as wisps of scattered particles that fled upward beyond my reach. Then I was drowned by blasts of water that stole my heat and took my breath away. I retreated as glowing embers deep within the walls, hoping I might break free again.

For 5 minutes (once upon a time) I was sane... then I found these forums :D
Yeah that happened to all of us Kit. Tragic isn't it?:D:rolleyes::p

For five minutes I was never a member of a writing forum and boy was that a boring five minutes of my life hey. I was sane and normal and oh my it was scarey I so hope that never happens again!!!!!!

ROFL Torona!

For five minutes I thought I could fly. I jumped off a 50 story building and I was soaring through the night sky.

When reality came back I was dead on the pavement.

Tragic!