False. I love wearing hats, but that hat is just, no.

T/F. You support the idea of assinating dictators.

True. I also support killing Hippies, Frenchmen, Anti-hatists, and all who question my power!

T/F: WHen Chuck Norrise does a push up, he's not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down!

False. Chuck Norris is so overrated.

T/F; You're not actually a good writer.

true and false. I am bad at some things and good at others so it is farily even :p

ture or false - you are too negative on yourself

True.

T/F you've seen and love the movie The Goonies.

False, never even heard of it!

T/F. You think emo is overrated.

I don't know what emo is. :S

true or false - you get all the goth, emo, mosher group mixed up

False xD

T/F. Inanimate objects should always take the blame.

False. My little brother should always take the blame.

T/F - You want to drown Sean Hannity.

False on two counts
Firstly I have no idea who he is and as a result have no desire to wish him harm, let alone drown him.
Secondly, if I were to wish harm upon his head, he'd be in a queue, behind a lot more poeple more deserving of this fate.

T/F New York Giants are a better american football team than the New England Patriots?

They are both crap because they are not playing football. European football is football :p

true or false - You get confused be time differences

False.

T/F you like sushi.

False - what's so good about raw fish for Pete's sake?

T/F you have lost money on a recent bet.

False. I don't bet on chance.

T/F: You find Chuck Norris jokes entertaining.

True

T/F All your base are belong to us.

False. I don't get it.

T/F. Winter is the worst season.

True. I hate it as much as summer :p

T/F - You've cursed your own country at least once.

False. I've cursed my country for a decade.

T/F: You are against the death penalty.

False.

T/F. You can bust some moves.

False, I have two left feet and three right.

T/F: You don't like reporters.

Indifferent? But I'm leaning more towards true.

T/F. You believe in God.

True.

T/F: Baby Jesus is th ecutist baby EVAR!

True.

T/F- When you stub your toe, you curse loudly and violently.

False.
Violently, yes.
But softly so the kids don't hear.

T/F - You hide your bad habits from your kids so they don't learn them off you.

False. I don't have any children.

You've been to Illinois and drank apple juice in the same day. (T/F)

False. I don't have any children.

You've been to Illinois and drank apple juice in the same day. (T/F)

False - I've never been to Illinois.


T/F - You like rock music?

False. Rocks play horrible music. Put them on the stage with instruments and those self rightous stones just sit there. Talk about a rip off.

T/F: Jason Bourne is better than James Bond.

False

Curtains? (T/F)

True!

T/F. Batman pwns Spiderman.

True.

I told em... I told em but they just don't listen. (T/F)

False.

T/F. Hearing the truth hurts.

True

You know what the doormouse said. (T/F)

False.

You know how dry I am.

False

We await silent Trystero's Empire. (T/F)

False. Empires are evil and therfore are ruled by Darth Sidious and will be brought to their knees by a bunch of teenagers in one man star fighters.

T/F: You have a high metachlorine count.

False.

I've been to Bangor, Maine. (T/F)

True. You also enjoy wearing women's underthings.

T/F: There are no such thing as ghosts!

not sure actually, couldn't tell you for definate.

ture or false - neil armstrong walking on the moon was a big consiracy theory against the Russians :p

False

The Kansas City Royals will start a dynasty this year. (T/F)

not a clue :|

true or false - you have had a mullet

False

What a drag it is getting old. (T/F)

True - especially as I feel (in my head anyway) the same as I did when I was 18, the old body just can't keep up with it anymore

T / F You secretly liked the harry potter books

False- those books just plain sucked. Man they sucked. God!

T/F- The world and everything in it -including me- don't really exist and are in fact a product of your imagination.

Mwhahaha!! True. "I think...therefore I am." Ah Decartes...

T/F: You have honestly told someone they look fat in what they're wearing before.

True xD

T/F. You've dressed to impress.

False...I never care about appearances.

T/F - You have climbed to the top of a mountain.

True

You, or someone you're very close to, is an Astronaut. (T/F)

False - unless you mean in the mind ;)

T/F You were really happy with your last piece?

True. The last piece of pie was very very good.

T/F: Hamburgers are from Hamburger, Germany.

True. And Turkey is also from Turkey.

T/F. You suck at guitar hero.

True.

T/F: You'll feel a lot safer after we finally annex the Middle East.

False. Want to make it easier for the suicide bombers to get into this country? Although, Oil prices will drop... hmmmm oil... suicide bombers... which is more important?

T/F: God has a Death Star.

True. Everyone knows that.

T/F: Women are freakin' bizarre.

True, man's greatest mystery... :p

T/F- You've dropped kicked someone in recent history.

True. His name was Chavez. I only did cause the King of Spain pays well.

T/F: You have the video of the King of Spain telling Hugo Chavez to shut up as a ring tone!

False, but I bet you do.

T/T - Pie is awesome.

True. Who doesn't love calculating 3.16 to the 100000000 decimal place?

T/F: You like slap stick humor.

True - it works on the most basic level for everyone - though some will not admit that they like it.

T/F Can you, or a dog, be too old to learn new tricks?

False

True or False you are wearing a hat

True!

T/F: YOu play more video games than you should?

False.

T/F: The glass is half full.

False. The glass is half empty.

T/F: Forkfoot really has a fork in his foot XD.

False. It's actually in my head. I've never understood why people call me that.

T/F: You don't care how in love they are, gay guys kissing is just plain gross.

True, it is quite disgusting to me.

T/F- You wish they would hurry the hell up and release all the episodes of Death Note in English so you don't have to wait every week for a new one!!!

False.

T/F: God.

Which one? "God" could be any powerful diety typically worshiped by the human race. Who we talking about? Yahwey? Sheba? Zeus? Dagon? Me?

If you mean the traditional western Judeo-Christian God (Yahwey, or Elohiem) my answer is: True.

T/F: I'm too much of a nerd.

False; not possible. After high school, nerds rule the world.

T/F: Free will.

False, you have no free will. The government controls us...

T/F: You can't stop staring at yourself in the mirror.

False. I don't need to look at myself in the mirror. My mirror self looks at me.

T/F: Area 51 is a cover for Area 52!

This is True, as are most conspiracy theories.

T/F: The Bible.

True.

T/F You will never get around to reading that book you keep putting off.

Extremely true.

T/F: Mixed Martial Arts is the greatest sport in the history of mankind.

False

T / F Teenagers are a pain!

True. Their such a pain I even annoy myself!

T/F: The Plymouth Hemi Cuda is the most beautiful car ever built.

False, a '72 Dodge Charger that's red with black racing stripes... a wonderful machine.

T/F: If you had tickets to Hannah Montana, you'd actually go to the concert rather than selling them for a big profit.

False. I hate that girl.

T/F You have done/tried/been curb stomping. (yeah I know, it's a gory question but I'm curious on how sinister people here are)

True... in Gears of War that is.

T/F: You wish something would big would happen, but would hate it if it did.

False.

T/F: You secretly listen to emo music.

Superior ubertasticly gradiose finality falseness. Emo is lame-o.

T/F: You think I'm a snob.

False.

T/F- You have at least once in your life attempted to make someone's head explode with your mind.

Double-post.

True... watched Scanners one too many times.

T/F: You like it, you love it, you want somemore of it...

False?

T/F: You have tried to make voodoo dolls work.

Yes, and for a while it worked...

T/F : You had a sex dream during class.

false, my dreams consist of fancy dresses and lots of money :p

True or false - you have heard of Regina Spektor

False.

T/F: Pirates > Ninjas.

true obviously

t/f

love is an illusion

I hope not. If so, it's a good one.




True or false - there's no such thing as impossible.

False, though truer than many believe.

T/F: The Beatles sucked before they started doing drugs.

False- Yellow Submarine... need I say more?

T/F- You've held a knife at somebody in a threatening manner once in your life.

Flase. I, like Chcuk Norris, have no need for any weapon other than my fists.

T/F: Richard Riddick is an awesome character who was hosed by a horrible movie.

False- I assume you mean Riddick of Pitch Black/Chronicles fame? Those were amazing movies!

T/F- You've dreamt of becoming a vampire hunter.

True - then I became a vampire.

T / F You prefer old horror movies to the gorefests of today?

True - then I became a vampire.

T / F You prefer old horror movies to the gorefests of today?

True. Ceaser from The Cabinet of Caligari and Count Orloc from Nosferatu in a tag team could kick the collective arses Jigsaw and all his knock offs any day of the week.

T/F You have managed to never watch reality T.V.

True. Also, all other kinds of TV.

T/F: Cats suck.

True - but only when they are kittens.

T/F? Your singing sounds like a frog with a hernia

False- I'd say my singing sounds more like a dying goat on acid myself...

T/F- If you had a castle and your own personal army, you'd probably wage war against a small country for kicks.

True. If we're talking castles I'm gonna assume we're in the days of old where there were no TVs or internet.

T/F - If you were a super hero that could read minds you would abuse your power.

Most utterly true... then again... do I want to know what people think of me? :rolleyes:

T/F- Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

True. I'd expose Area 52 for what it is!

The place where the US Government hides the Clones, Terminators, Xenomorphs, and that talking Jesus alagory lion!

T/F: Spartan > Pirates and Ninjas

True. This is SPARTA! *kicks various ninjas and pirates into a gapping black hole in the middle of the city*

T/F- You'd rather subject yourself to watching Epic Movie then eating a platter of celery.

False. You don't even want to know the things I'd eat a platter full of before I watched that movie.

T/F: People are inherently good.

False- Only inherently good people are inherently good... if that makes sense.

T/F- You'd totally burn buildings down irresponssibly if you were suddenly endowed with fire breath.

True. Though it would probably be by accident. I have to breath to live and if fire comes out when I do well... :rolleyes:

T/F: Master Chief > Greek Spartans

T

lol.

T/F

You're actually made of jelly

True, and I taste oh so delicious.

T/F: Godzilla would win the war in Iraq.

True unless someone loaned Iraq Mothra (unless Mothra died? I've never managed to make it all the way through that movie. ADD ALERT, ADD ALE - hey the sun is yellow!)

T/F - If you were an animal you'd mess with humans for fun

True, it's my dream to mess with people in anyway possible. That would be hilarious! :D

T/F: You've actually wasted enough time to beat all 3 Halo games on Legendary mode by yourself.

False. It wasn't a waste :cool:.

T/F: Master Chief vs Richard Riddick would be the coolest fight in sci-fi :D.

False: Denker from Blade Runner Vs. Riddick would be way cooler. :cool:

T/F: Japanese programs are f***ed up, yet you can't help but love 'em!

True: Especially if it involves a naked guy and a rocket

T/F: Pirates will win the Oscar against Golden Compass/Transformers for Visual Effects?

False: Though the Maelstrom sequence was mind-blowing, transformers had way cooler effects.

T/F: Martians > Neptunians

False. Venusians rule because they're all females who look identical to Jessica Alba :p.

T/F: Stargate the original film was a good movie.

True, one of the best movies ever! Forget this SG-1 and Atlantis crap (though they are good) I'd just wanna watch this film! Great movie. :cool:

T/F: You would pay big bucks to watch King Kong fight the monster from Cloverfield and ineviteably woop his butt.

Both - True I'd pay to watch, but pay big bucks for the privilege - maybe not.

T / F - you struggle sometimes to contain the urge to do something wrong - be it to buy that new hat you cannot afford or to have one more chocolate or whatever floats your boat. Something you know you should not do but really want to.

(Sorry for the longwinded question) :(

True. New hats are irresisdable.

T/F: Law and order is the best Cop Drama on TV.

False.

True or False - you've been published?

False

True or False - You've submitted your work to a publisher.

False.

T/F: You want to be published.

True, why else should I be on this site? ;)

T/F: You feel as if everything you do and say is being recorded and played to some other race as a sitcom.

Erm... False?? lol.

T/F - You keep everything you write, even if you hate it.

False. Sometimes I hate what I've written so much that I print it up, delete the file, set the paper on fire and throw the ashes out the window.

T/F: The movie Sin City is badass and awesome.

True, but you forgot the fact that it is amazing. :cool:

T/F: Planet Terror was another badass Rodriguez film.

Violently, face-meltingly true.

T/F: We sure are cute for two ugly people.

False. You guys are more "adorable" than cute :p.

T/F: I've got your mojo.

False.

T/F - You prefer laptops to desktops.

False, Laptops are cool, but I love my desky. (when it doesn't crash!)

T/F: There are so many things that are "I wanna do it, but I don't have the time" in your life.

So true. World Domination leaves little free time.

T/F: I own half the known world, and a quarter of the unknown.

True, shhh just tell him he does and he'll be happy...

T/F: The sky is actually pink, we just see it blue.

Could be for all I know :D

T/F - You're a member of more than one forum.

True. THough this is the only one where I'm active daily.

T/F: I just had ValianceinEnd executed for heresy!

I wouldn't know :p

T/F - You have broken somebody else's bone :D

True, I broke a collarbone, a few ribs, a nose.....I sound violent now don't i? :s hmmm.......is it too late to say FALSE? (Kit the answer to lordofhats t/f is actually TRUE! O.o)

T/F
You think that my response to Kit's T/F question makes me sound violent? O.o lol

True, I broke a collarbone, a few ribs, a nose.....I sound violent now don't i? :s hmmm.......is it too late to say FALSE? (Kit the answer to lordofhats t/f is actually TRUE! O.o)

T/F
You think that my response to Kit's T/F question makes me sound violent? O.o lol

False - A bit of violence never hurt anybody.

T/F Potato Crisps(or potato chips to our friends over the pond) were invented by a Red Indian

uh... true I guess? I wouldn't know. lol

And to Lord of Hats: That was my stunt double. Who in the world am I going to hire now to do crazy stunts like jumping off of moving trains or lying down in front of a herd of stampeding cows?

T/F: Lord of Hats will probably try to excecute me again now that I've revealed I'm allright.

True! He definately will now! (and yfc54 I couldn't agree with you more :p lol)

t/f you could really do with a good laugh right about now?

True, I could always use a good laugh.

T/F: The upcoming film Doomsday will be a huge flop.

True, unfortunately. I haven't seen a good movie in months.

T/F - You have a fat friend, and I mean fat, not chubby.

F, I don't class them as fat, just really huggable and cuddly :D

T/F
You hate it when you have a choice to make out of two separate things and you don't know which choice is the better as one is more difficult than the other but both are equally as good?

True, however mean it is to say that... :rolleyes:

T/F: You think Tom Brady is a failure.

Ermmm... lol....

T/F - You think you're too fat..

False, I'm too skinny. :D

T/F: Cannibal Corpse is one messed up band.

I haven't heard them? *confused*

T/F - Its not just me and these questions are getting harder?

True, my brain is going to explode

T/F: If my brain exploded, it make quite a mess that someone would have the misfortune to clean up.

False, we'll just get some dogs to come clean it up. They might enjoy the feed :p lol

T/F
you are there and I am here and they are over there and the world just went KABLOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! bwahahhahahahaha

False - sorry, Torana but that's just your imagination :)

T/F - Torana is an hallucination... (hehe I seem to recall some posts there :D)

Hmmm, hard to say. She seems to be one of many.

T/F: Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny is a funny movie.

F - I thought it would be... it wasn't very good.

T/F - You like the movie the nightmare before christmas.

False, interesting animation but to cutsey and sing-songy

T/F: I am a doctor.

I'm gunna say false, but I really don't have a clue.

True or false - You like Rihanna

Nope. Can't stand her. That umbrella song makes me want to kill people. And not in the good way.



True or false- you can see the stars?

T

True or false you'd rather have an extra body part than lose an existing body part

Hmmm probably true...

T/F - You make life harder on yourself.

Definitely. I make everything harder than it has to be.



True or false- I am the walrus?

True, you are so definetley the walrus! :D

T/F: As the time goes on, people have to get more and more strange with their true and false questions just to keep it alive.

True. (Although i'm bad at thinking of interesting things...)

T/F - You prefer playing videogames to watching a DVD

True..

Depending on the game of course.

True or false, you have some form of phobia

Pass... my interpretation may or may not be the answer you are looking for.

T/F - You like the Saw films.

false cant stand them too violent.

T/F you're afraid of the dark?

False. I live in it.

T/F. You like winter.

False, there's no winter where i come from.

T/F you've been knighted?

False, I'm not sure we have anybody quite like that... lol

T/F: You like pb&j, with out the peanut butter.

:) true, but i still call it pb&j

T?F you like to eat food with your hands?

True, as long as it's ok to get messy :D

T/F: Godzilla is the King of the Monsters.

false, its king kong.

T/F Freezing to death is better than being burned alive?

False - long drawn out deaths are surely worse *shudder*, not that I wish to be burned alive either... eepity.

T/F - You would like to die any other way than peacefully in your sleep.

true i would like to know when the end is nigh.

T/F you dont like winter?

False.

T/F - You prefer summer to winter.

false, its king kong.

Heresey! :D

And to continue with the thread, True, summer is waaay better than winter.

T/F: What-if questions are the world's biggest waste of time.

true...but we love them anyway.
Heresay i think not. king kong would totally rip out godzilla's teeth:D

T/F is over thinking a bad habit?

Yes, most definatly

true or false - you have never had the trouble of breaking up with someone

Yes, most definatly

true or false - you have never had the trouble of breaking up with someone


False. They all realised how lucky they were to have me. Actually I have and though it seemed like the end of the world at the time it wasn't.


True or False There is too much sex and violence on TV

false, it makes for good entertainment value :p

true or false - you have heard of Regina Spektor

false, it makes for good entertainment value :p

true or false - you have heard of Regina Spektor


True- But I just rubbed some cream on and it went away


True or False Girls Aloud fans need to get out more:D:D::p

false, they need an award

true or false - blokes from sunderland have no taste in music

false, they need an award

true or false - blokes from sunderland have no taste in music

False We have taste-GOOD

True or False Heather is so easy to wind up:D

true, it is so true *cries*

true or false - yfc is a big bully :p

true, it is so true *cries*

true or false - yfc is a big bully :p

False He is a truly wonderful human being(a totally unbiased opinion)

True/False yfc has been away far too long

true, and he has been missed greatly, even his not at all big head :p

true or false - you are blue daba dee dabe die

true, and he has been missed greatly, even his not at all big head :p

true or false - you are blue daba dee dabe die

To cope with his big brain of course

hehe, ya wishing wha ?? and ya never answered the question,, game ruiner :p

hehe, ya wishing wha ?? and ya never answered the question,, game ruiner :p

The answer is I don't know.Speak English woman.

T/F The English language is dead forever

You don't know the song. I'm blue daba dee daba die. i have a blue house with a blue window. ihave a girlfriend, and hse is so blue. Get out more

And nope it aint,, people just like compaing :p

True or false - You use text speak often

You don't know the song. I'm blue daba dee daba die. i have a blue house with a blue window. ihave a girlfriend, and hse is so blue. Get out more

And nope it aint,, people just like compaing :p

True or false - You use text speak often

True- but only on my phone

T/F We could survive without mobile phones

F!!!!

T/F - You keep up to date with technology.

True, of course I do!

T/F: True and false games are not just games, it's war.

TRUE!!

T/F - You think you'll win the war.

True.

T/F you think you can survive the war?

True, I like to survive... :p

T/F: You fight dirty.

true, there's no other way to fight? in the end no one cares how you won

T/F You would kick someone when they're not looking and blame it on the next guy?

hehe,, false.

True or false - you have ever farted and blamed someone else :p

True :)

T/F - You fart in front of your partner.

True... :rolleyes:

T/F: You'd punch Mr. Wipple for scolding you against squeezing the Charmin.

true...who's mr. wipple?

T/F you've lied to your partner saying you are going to an important meeting when you're going to watch football with the lads?

True, meh heh heh... and Mr. Wipple was a really bad add campaign for Charmin toliet paper way back when. lol

T/F: Drinking and wild tigers don't mix.

false...that could turn into a really nice story later on:)

T/F the black lines in ValianceInEnd's avatar aren't straight.

False

T/F: SD:LFJKSDFasdf-asd8ga-s9809a8dfsga;slfjgafs (Vanilla Ice Cream)a09-8u-809au (Rice...?)

...?...True...i would definitely SD:LFJKSDFasdf-asd8ga-s9809a8dfsga;slfjgafs (Vanilla Ice Cream)a09-8u-809au (Rice...?)

T/F WF is the best place to procrastinate. Creatively or otherwise.:)

True, I'd like to second that motion! And the lines aren't perfectly even in my avatar cuz it's a logo for a band. :cool:

T/F: Anime is teh shiznet.

T ish - like all things it depends what it is.

T/F - You hate exams.

True and with a passion like no other!
ANIME ROCKS!!!!!!
T/F TV these days is so boring

False, with shows like Lost and The Shield, plus what HBO puts out, it's better than it ever has been.

T/F - You've been to southern California.

False.

T/F - You've been abroad.

False, I've been all over the United States and done tons of things but I've never actually been outside the country.

T/F: Naruto sucks it hard.

F - Dunno. lol.

T/F - You leave things till last minute.

True, and I wish I didn't... :rolleyes:

T/F: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries!! I fart in your general direction!

T obviously

True or false, you have lucid dreams

Actually, the majority are :)



True or false- you remember most of your dreams.

False, wish I did though

T/F - Naruto might suck, but you still keep up with the recent episodes/chapters!!

False, to the nth level of utmost truth

T/F: Bleach is also overrated.

true but sometimes they get out of control:)

T/F you like to eat peanut butter with your hands

flase, but i do like to get a big spoon full of it and just lick. :D

True or false - you had peanut butter and jam on toast this morning

False, actually i was eating peanut butter that my little brother spread all over my plate. hence my previous quetion:)

T/F our sun will eventually turn red and attack us

True, I've set up an underground bunker in case the entire world explodes into flame.

T/F: You think you are cool.

True, i wear a suit how can i not be:?cool:

true, with a suit how can i not be? suits are :cool::)

T/F you now at least one person who does something they think nobody knows about

hahaha True, so very true! lol I can't tell though cause he'd be sooooo embarressed if I ever said anything :p

t/f: you think that the sky would look better if it were pink with purple polka dots? :p hehehe

false, I'm thinking more of a forrest green with black pin stripes. :D

T/F: You've seen the movie "everyone" talks about.

False actually i tend to wait for the hype to die down before seeing it.

T/F as a teenager you always felt that the world was working against you

False - them insecurities come with experience. Now I'm fifty I know the world is against me!

T/F You know at least three people whom you strongly suspect are having affairs?

sadly true, wish they would stop telling me though:)

T/F you believe the world will end in your lifetime?

False, my world is to good to die... right? :confused:

T/F: You thought Ghost Rider was a good movie aside from what everyone else says.

True. It was ok. The beginning was just too slow and the fights too short.

T/F: Unreal Tournament 3, much to my dismay, actually has no tournament...

True, tis a sad thing...

T/F: You would steal the last piece of bacon.

True ._.

T/F: You prefer Coca Cola over Pepsi (you'd better ¬¬)

so very TRUE! Pepsi is blergh!

T/F: You think that a meat lover pizza covered in chocolate topping is disgusting?
(I've tried it, it ain't that bad really)

True, its an unthinkable combination.

T/F you visit the forum more than twice a day

True. Like, 40 times a day... I have no life... which makes me... a zombie?

T/F: I am a Zombie XD

False. it's perfectly normal to put aside all your real world obligations to fulfill your need to procrastinate.

T/F mojo is over-rated

False. Everyone needs mojo (BTW if you want yours back, I demand a sum of... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!)

T/F: You find the Austin Powers films mildly entetaining.

True, just to pass the time (BTW 1 million, you should be demanding 10 milllion for 'my' mojo!)

T/F you've tried Austen Powers' "yeah baby" as a pick up line

True, as well as "I won't bite.....hard." Highly effective.

T/F--You quote from a movie in most of your conversations.

True. For example, when I'm threatening someone I say "I'm going to kill you with my tea cup."

T/F: You've read the entire bible.

False.

T/F - You have failed more than one driving test.

Flase, although I bet I will do when it gets to my turn

true or false - you watch CSI

True-ish, it's a good show to watch when nothing else is on.

T/F: NCIS is better then CSI though

false, I really hate NCIS

true or false - you watch Shamless

True - I try to catch all three variants, prefer New York as it's grittier and the people are "more real" - at least to my jaundiced eye. it's on at the moment as it goes - lol

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Bugger they got in before me - so Shameless - nah can't stand it - though the wife likes it.

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T/F You grew up on a (audio-visual) diet of shows like "Perry Mason" and "Murder she wrote."

False, watched em but I'm too young to have ever "grown-up" on them.

T/F: American Godzilla is a girly wimp compared to Japan's Godzilla.

True. Japan has a mutated dinosaur who shoots radioactive laser beams from his mouth. American Godzilla is a mutated iguana who loves fish and has no chance for romantic relationships. Lame.

T/F: You are a Kitten Huffer.

True, I huff kittens quite hardily. :cool:

T/F: Kitten huffing is good for your health.

F

Since I have no idea what that means and I can't be bothered finding out

True or false

You're lazy

okay, you caught me! true. but i cant help it:p

T/F you always overthink simple situations

So True. 2 + 2 = 4. But what if the twos have been rounded down in which case they may actually equal five?

T/F: 2+2 can = 5.

True, because no matter how secretive you are about the plans you make with your three friends, Annoying Ralph will somehow show up and wave excitedly, exclaiming "hey guys! What are you doing here? What a coincidence. Can I join you?" and, of course, you feel sorry for him because he's a nice guy and he helped you change a tire that one time, but God, he just won't shut up! But everyone just smiles stiffly and nods, and there you go. 2 + 2 is now 5.

T/F You have an Annoying Ralph in your life.

Haha, true, so very true

T/F: You sometimes feel that you're the only friend "Annoying Ralph" has.

True, sometimes i dont even know what to do.

T/F annoying ralph has got to go

False - Not when he's annoying you guys so much :D

T/F - You love somebody.