What a weird Question Xentrobis.
Definately False.

True Or false you just hate daft questions

True.

True Or False Winter is the better time of the year.

True True! I'm one of those type of people who just love rainy days!!!!!

True or False, you listen to the Queens speech every christmas?(wouldn't be into it myself but anyways)

False, I don't watch tele very much.

True or false, you watch tele for more than 4 hours a day?

False. I prefare my music. I watch my shows throughout the week but thats it.

True Or false. You'd love to study marine biology?

true would be interesting.

True or false, you would love to see someone do something really stupid right now for a good laugh?

True.

True or False you'd let christmas go by unnoticed if you could?

True.

True or false you want more than you always have.

False. I'm happy with what I have and that's very little.

True or false, you would like to take off for a few weeks and skip christmas altogether.

True. Especially since there's not much going on with my family this year.

True or False, you've answered a question by Hull's Raven (He has more than 1/10 of the posts on this board)?

False I don't answer my own questions.

True Or false You understand the concept of time?

True.

True Or False you believe in ghosts and spirits

True.

True Or False You believe in the lockness monster

True.

True Or False If you had to move house you wish you could disapear until the contents have been happily moved to the new house.

So very true, the amount I've movext moveed around in the last year I'd rather disappear for the next move.

True or false, you haven't spent more than a year in one house since you moved out of home?

False.

True Or False if you could pick to be a Vampire you would.

So unbelieveably false. I'd rather have my time here and leave, who would want to spend the rest of eternity here seeing everyone they cared about die before their eyes, not me!!!

True or false, you have never had to lie to people in order for them to like who you are?

False take me as I come or they can sod off. Bluntly.

True Or False If you could change your past would you.

Hell yes True.

True Or False you like things that make noise.

True. Its in my nature to explore.

Same question again.
True or False, would you go down a dark corridor even if you knew something was going to poke you, grab you or stab you?

true..yep, nothing for me to look forward to anyway other than death...

True or false, would you let some a**hole push you around in life?

false - no one pushes me around..ever

^same question^

True, cause I have done for 4 yrs, but false because I finally put a stop to it.

True or false, you are a genuinely happy go lucky person?

True or is that False. I'm not asure I've got kids lol.

Same question.

Depends on wich personality I'm living.

True or false: have u ever run down the street naked

False. unless barracks count. lol

True Or false you'd love the courage to run naked down your home street.

Ahhh I've done it already. LOL

True or false, you would never even think about doing it more than once?

False. if it pisses the neighbours off id do it every day.

True Or False You believe in Magic

No, but I wish I did.

True or False, you've been to the top of a mountain (any mountain).

Then true.

True or false you'd like to mountain climb.

Ahhh I've done it already. LOL

True or false, you would never even think about doing it more than once?

I already knew that!!!! hahahahaha :D

True- I would like to climb a moutain before falling off it.
True or False, Have you ever pranged your parents car and lied about it?

False and I'd rather never prang their car either.

True or false, you have never lied to your parents about anything of importance?

False.

True or False, if you had to lie to your parents you would without hesitation.

False, I can't lie to them. I have no need to, but leaving certain things unsaid never hurts.

True or false, you have lied your way out of a speeding fine?

False. I got caught red handed.

True Or False. You only lie to safe yourself?

True, but only to my ex. Otherwise I really do try to never lie it get you nowhere.

Tru or false. You are lie a lot and have no problem with it?

I work in customer service, so that's a True.

True or False, you've never been to the beach?

False.

True or false, you enjoy a cold alcoholic drink after spending the day working out in the heat?

true, oh so true

true or false - you have farting excruciatingly loud in public, and blamed it on someone else

Yeah I could say I have probably done that once in my life. Ok well anywho.....

True or false, you pick your nose and eat it???

false, well not for a few years at least...hmm

true or false - you have walked into a glass door and gone ass over tit

Yup I can definately say I've done that before today. So embarressing when you do it at a party cause you are too drunk to see straight. Glad I don't do that anymore. LOL

True or false, you have done some very foolish things at parties and hidden yourself away for a week cause you were too embarressed to show your face incase someone remembered?

False, but I have left clubs after being embarrased at meetings.

True or False, you've done something that you later regret, but given the chance you would have done the same thing again?

True. Consequences of my actions saved people.
But I do regret some of the things I've done.

True Or False You scratch your arse in public but aren't aware that you do until someone points this out to you.

OK that is definately false, I am a lady some of the time. LOL

True or false, you scratch your arse in public and are aware of it but you really don't care what people think?

False. I asked the question because my good mate does it all the time *sigh*


True Or False you flick your bogey's at the wall.

LOL. No it's false Raven.

True or false, you have been told lately that you are a total snob?

False, but I have been feeling rather depressed lately if that counts!

True or false, you have tripped over something recently and fallen flat on your face.

True. You got the nail on the head with that question Sapphire. I tripped over boxes of all things.

True Or False You are passionate about Love?

I guess that could be true.

True or false, you are looking forward to christmas day?

False. well only for the kids sake. So for me its a false.


True Or False you'll be partying the new year in.

True, only because I'm being kidnapped for the night though.

same question

Not sure yet.

True Or False you can't wait for your Birthday.
Mine is February hint hint. lol

False, it's a bad time of the year for my family.

True or false, you wish sometimes that no one in the world could get in touch with you?

True. More so than you might imagine.

True Or False you need alot of alone time?

So very very true!!!

True or false, you enjoy your alone time, but would rather be with your family?

Both.

Same Question

Yeah both fo me too.

True or false, you enjoy watching drunks make a fool of themselves at parties?

nvm, answered the wrong one >.<

False, I'm usually the fool.

True or false, you've been the fool?

False.

True Or False. You Believe in the legacy of the lochness monster.

True.

True or false, you are exhausted from alll the christmas festivities?

False. There are very few this year.

True or False, your family celebrates Christmas?

True, although it didn't feel much like chrissy. Waaa, I'm getting older!!!

True or False- Did you stay up to watch the clock tick over on new years?

Hasn't come yet, and I didn't last year, went to sleep early, well passed out, drank a little too much.

True or false, you always make a new years resolution but never end up doing it anyway?

False. Never made one.

True Or False you will be happy when it reaches the date the 3rd of January

False, cause it means 3 less days to my b-day. I hate b-days.

True or false, you celebrate your birthday at least every second year?

False. If i can get away with forgetting it I will. But having a wife and kids well you can imagine they love to celebrate me getting older.
Call me dismal but I have never understood why we celebrate getting another year closer to death. lol

True Or False you agree with my answer. lol

True lol

True or false, you have recently seen a bloke prancing down the street wearig a pink dress and high heels to match? (Believe me it is traumatising)

True. Gay pride parade in Minneapolis. Meh.

True or false: You support gay marriage?

True I guess. It doesn't really bother me, if they love one another then why not, at the end of the day that is all that matters.

Same question...:)

True i couldn't care less to be totally honest. If two people are in love so be it. End of. I would be boring if we were all the same wouldn't it now.

True or False your prefare Daffy Duck To Buggs Bunny?

False. Bugs Bunny will rule forever.

True or false: You think Warner Brothers is sooo much cooler than Disney.

True True and True then some more True.

Do you think Sylvester is ever gonna catch Tweety? lol

True. lol

True or False you've watched duck tales?

True.

True Or False you at least once watched a barbie movie.

Sadly true.

True or false, you really like watching Tom and Jerry?

True. erm only because the kids watch it lol

True Or False you remember the cartoon Transformers Generation 1

True, always loved the transformers. My parents did have a few episodes on tape until they mystiously disappeared....................................... ....

True or false, you love watching children's animation?

Very true.

true Or False the classics are better than the new stuff.

So very very true.

True or false, you have bought more of the old classics for your kids then you have the newer movies?

False. I've bought the classics for me. lol

True Or False if you could be a kid again you would?

I am a kid.

I win. ^_^

True or false, you're jealous of me? (You really shouldn't be. Middle school sucks.)

I do.

Yeah wow someone remembers. Do you remember Shock wave and starscream the original starscream.

True Or False You love the Transformers Generation One.

Yes true, well had some on video, beta cord video. They got eaten though.

True or false, you can remember Heman and Sheira?

I do, and I wasn't even a child of the 80s.

True or false: You used to watch Captain Planet? (Bonus points if you can recite the rap theme song)

True.

True or False You used to watch Go-Bots

False, never heard of them.

True or false, you think I'm dumb because I haven't heard of Go-Bots.

LOL. True. Go - Bots were like the transformers but different not as good but same theme. I guess if you were born mid 70s you'd know of them. lol

True Or False You remember Thundercats?

True! My brother and I used to love those.

True or false you think Power Rangers sucks.

True.

True Or False You used to watch the Original Hero Turtles Cartoons

lol digging them up now.
True.

True Or False you've watch biker mice from mars. lol

Uhhh....false?

True or false, you know what that is.

True. But just for the record I never watched it.


True Or False you've and be trueful have watched at least one carebears cartoon.

Heck yeah, I've watched all of them. They are cute. lol :):)

True or false, you remember the original smurfs cartoons and loved them?

Hell on Earth yes True.


True Or false you watched the cartoon Dungeons and Dragons?

False, unfortunately.

True or false, you have one person in this world you avoid like the plague?

What, only one?

True or false, college was better for you than middle or high school.

Wow too far back to remember.

True Or False the earth Is Round?

False.
Just cuz.

True or false, you hate musicals.

True.

True OR False You believe the Pyramids are a sign to our past and a vision to our future?

I answer that with a logical, witty, scathing retort:

...meh.

True or false, you love the word "meh" and use it frequently.

False. Its slang....

true Or false you Love the word Meh.....?

False.

True or false, you enjoy hobbies provided by Games Workshop.

True or false, you've heard of Games Workshop.

True.

True again I collect Deathwatch kill teams Crimson Fists Astartes, Black Legion chaos marines, eldar, and Imperial guards. :) :)

True Or false You've read a book on cooking at some point in your life, even if it was a chapter.

Too true. lol

True Or False you've at some point sat and read a girl mag. (Girls can answer too.)

Well unfortunately yeah i have, they are actually pretty irritating and I'll never do it again.

True or false, you actually enjoy reading a girl mag?

False.

True Or False If you've ever bought a news paper you gone straight for the comic strip section first of all?

True, that's all I read. :)

True or false, you hate it when you are served the one meal you despise and you are that hungry you try to eat it but can't?

True.

True Or false you've eaten squid?

True and I got sick too.

True or false, you have gone to a fancy dinner party and picked up the most normal looking thing only to find out it was raw fish in a bun? (eeeew)

False. I missed out on that one. lol

True Or False you've eat insects?

True or false, you actually enjoy reading a girl mag?

True :(
I feel gay

No but my daughter does all the time. :(

True or false, you've eaten snails or frogs legs and enjoyed it?

True :(
I feel gay

lol that's funny, sorry.

Dont tease. Seriously, Im too metrosexual for my own good, i read through the trash magazines and decide on who's style is best and things like that.

It is ok, I have many friends male and female who read them.

False, although it's probably better than seaweed.
True or False- have you ever pee'd in the local swimming pool?

False, but I almost drowned in one. Whee!

True or false, you love swimming.

False.

True Or False you'd love to sky dive.

Oh so true.

True or false, you wouldn't mind dying by falling off of a large building?

False. I have many years to go I hope. Thank you very much.

True Or False you'd rather eat your own **** instead of dog ****.

Disgusting Raven. But I guess I'd chose true, but i'd rather die of hunger than do it. eeew.

True or false, you have dunny flushed a member of your family?

Sniggers True. still sniggers. ROFL

True Or False same question you have dunny flushed a member of your family?

Yeah I have and damn was it funny. lmao had to run pretty damn quick afterwards though. lmao

True or false, have you ever been dunny flushed?

False. Im far to quick. lmao

Same again.
True or false, have you ever been dunny flushed?

Nah, I was never dumb enough to let them.

True or false, if you had the chance you'd dunny flush that family member again just for the laughs?

Hell yes True.

Darn it. Same again.
True or false, if you had the chance you'd dunny flush that family member again just for the laughs?

Heck yeah, true.

True or false, you have shaved a family members head when they were sleeping?

False. Unless eyebrows count. lol

True Or false you have caught a friend in a very compromiseing situation too good to drop. lol

True, but then I have to becuase they have the same on me. :(

Same question.
True Or false you have caught a friend in a very compromiseing situation too good to drop. lol

True and boy did we take photo's. lol

True Or false you have spentr more time than you like listening to some boring person rattle on about nothing?

True,

Same question.
True Or false you have spentr more time than you like listening to some boring person rattle on about nothing?

LOL so True Then I gess we all have. lol


True Or False you'd love it to snow right now this minute?

It already is.

Envy me.

True or false, Winter is your favorite season.

True.

True Or False winter is the best season all round.

True, as long as you're in the right place.

True of False, you like Futurama?

True

True Or False - The Flintstones are better than The Simpsons

False

True Or False you'd rather eat your own **** instead of dog ****.

Depends on the dog.

True or false - you play an instrument.

False, did once, was a harp, not an easy task.

True or false, you like smiths chips?

true: salt and vinigar
True or False... you've farted in a library (can't remember if I posteed this already!)

Ah...no...false.

True or false, you have gone shopping with a friend or family member who has let gas loose in the meat section of the supermarket and everyone has walked away in disgust thinking the meat was off?

umm, false..(wtf ari..lol)


true or false, you have made out with a complete stranger

My dad has a bad habit of doing it. not kewl.

Ok well even though this makes me look bad. True.

Same question
true or false, you have made out with a complete stranger

True :(

True or false, you have to many regrets?

False, what I have done in my past has made me into the person I am today.

True or false, you believe that the things that have gone wrong in your life have only made you stronger?

true, what doesnt kill us, makes us stronger, and we all learn from our mistakes, and that is part of life.

true or false, when you were little, you honestly and truly believed, that you could fly

Yes true. :( I got very badly hurt too.

True or false, you remember the smurfs?

true, smurfette is a s@#t!!!!

true or false u have fallen asleep while kissing someone

False.

True or false you've spent a day watching nothing but cartoons?

true, cartoons are awesome!

true or false - you have vomited...on someone else

True.

Same question.

false(ewwwww)

true or false - you have have run at an incredible speed, straight into a glass door

False.

Same Question

false

true or false you have a long black coat

I'm "borrowing" one for my trip to NYC.

True or False, you have a little black dress?

True and it lives in the bottom of the wardrobe too.

True or false, you recieved clothing for christmas that you really couldn't stand?

false....thank god!!!

true or false
you have flashed someone you dont know

Ah yeah true my dear, many of times. Too much alcohol.

True or false
You have woken up really drunk and been fully dressed but your underwear is missing?

false - unless of course i had none on to start with he he

true or false - have wiped a booger on someone

False, but then again who knows what I have done when I have been drinking...lol :):)

True or false
You have spat on someone acciddently?

False I never spit.

Same question

False

True or false
You think the simplest things in life are the best things in life? :):)

Na false.

Same question

True

True or false
You enjoy sitting down at the end of the day with a nice cold drink?

False I like to sit at the end of the day with a relaxing cup of Nescafe cap colombia coffee. Hmmm I think i'll go and make oe now. hmmmm

At the end of the week you fall asleep on the sofa when you get home?

False,

True or false
You drink too much coffee?

True :)

True or False you don't drink nearly as much alchohol as you'd like

True - I don't drink any alcohol at all...

True/False
You find body hair disgusting

True.

True Or False You loike to listen to music when your alone?

True, but I generally like to listen to music all the time.

True/False
You have belly button lint.

False

True or false if you had the chance to go on tv no matter what for you would not hesitate?

True, but only in excess.
True or false you love the smell of rain.

True

True or false you are scared of thunder?

False.
True or false you are scared of Death Metal

False. Although its not my thing.

true Or False you like rock Music?

True but I love any music that sounds good.

True or false you are an open minded person?

True.

True or false, you enjoy baked beans.

False.

Same Question

False

True or false you have drank too much coffee?

True

true Or False you prefare coffee to tea

True mmmm coffee :):)

True or false you enjoy coffee lollies too? mmmm coffee

True

True Or false you dip your biscuits in your cup of coffee/tea

Yeah especially tim tams. yummy.

True or false, you like having chocolate biscuits with you coffee/tea?

False I hate Chocolate and sweets.

True Or False You only buy the expensive coffee.

True, must go for just the right taste.

True or false if you found a million dollars in the street you would keep it?

Hell Yes.

Same Question

Very much yes. Then I would feel really bad.

True or false, have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet while at work?

False

True or false you have woken up and found yourself asleep on your computer keyboard?

False/... not that bad yet!

True or false- you have wanted to punch the daylights out of a customer for being a smartass knowitall?

False

True or false you have had one of those days where you wish everyone would just disappear and leave ou alone?

ooohhhh yessssss.......!

True or False..... you've skipped paying at a resteraunt

true (For a laugh we legged it) after eating the meal. Well we were in FGermany and sat by the door. lol

Same Question
True or False..... you've skipped paying at a resteraunt

Nope, my concience won't let me.

True or false, you have forgotten to pay for something at the shops and gotten all the way home and realised so you went back to the store to pay for it?

False.

True Or False Sony are better than Kenwood

I don't know who Kenwood is, so, uh, my answer is...Bus Driver.

True or false, you hate riding buses.

True.

True Or Falas You'd Buy a pioneer instead of a cheap crappy make?

That's a guy thing isn't it? So um yeah, what's a pioneer make what are you talking about? You lost me totally there. Obviously not intended for someone like me who has had no sleep therefore cannot think.

Same question
True Or Falas You'd Buy a pioneer instead of a cheap crappy make?

True. Pioneer are a brand that make electrical stuff. and its usually good quality. Personally I like Sony.

True Or False you need the internet?

True, I would never be able to survive without it.

Same question
True Or False you need the internet?

True.

True or False you like the colour Black?

true

True or false you don't eat breakfast?

True.

Same question

True

True or false, you have done something recently that you are not proud of (I know i have)?

Yes, I accidentally didn't tip a waiter and didn't notice until after I left the city. I felt really bad about it, but I don't remember the name of the restaurant, and have no way to track him down.

True or False, you have a profile on an internet dating site?

No..... True or false, you have ever had.... I can't say! a bus ride while starkers? :D

False.

True Or False you'd run naked through a super market store for laughs.

True

True or false
You'd stand on top of a bus naked as it went through a major city in america just for laughs?

Hell yes.

True Or False my joke is hilerious.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know > about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many >

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents >

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table >

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, >

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

True very true. Good one.

True or false
You think Ravens joke is hilarious too?

So true.

True or false, you felt good knowing someone liked your joke?

absolutly True lol

True Or False you like this Joke too.

THE HUSBAND STORE


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the Instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. ..
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go
up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" She exclaims, "I
can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!









~Raven.

Very true.

True or False, Raven must post more jokes like these ASAP?

true I need to think of more lol

True Or false if you could you'd swim with the sharks in africa

Yeah true, but I can't, so I shant.

True or false you toilet papered a house just for something to do?

False, never.

True or False, do you have a joke as good as any of the ones that Raven posted?

False, cause I can never remember them.

Same question

True Loads. Oh I am Raven lol

True Or False you like this Joke?

Two Irish brothers decide to start up their own pig farm. But the brothers only have enough to by to pigs.
So they go to the market and buy two pigs. When they get them back to their small farm they spend the day building a pig sty. The younger brother asks the older brother "how will we tell the difference between which pig is yours and which pig is mine." The older brother decided to cut the tail off his pig then says "my pig will be the one without a tail so we will know whos pig is whos." That night the pig without a tail chews off the other pigs tail.
In the morning the two Irish brothers come out to feed the pigs. The younger brother notices that they both have no tail. "How will we tell the difference no he asks."
The older brother thinks for a moment then decides to cut the ear of one of the pigs. "Ok my pig is the one with only one ear now we can tell which pig is mine and which pig is your."That night the other pigs chews off an ear off the pig with two ears.
The morning comes and the two Irish brothers come to feed the pigs "ok now look whats happened they both have one ear." Says the younger brother.
The older brother cuts the remaining ear of one of the pigs then says "My pig is the earless one and yours is the other."
The following night the pig with no ears chews the remaining ear of the other pig.
Come the morning the two Irish brothers come out again to feed the pigs. The younger brother says "Now look they both have no tail or ears how do we tell the difference now"
Well the older brother looks at both pigs and says "OK I'm sick of this we'll just say the pink pig is yours and the black pig is mine."

True

True or false
Raven has another joke to post here?

True.

True Or False that last one was funny? :)

False.

I honestly didn't laugh. True or false, Raven has lost his talent? Prove me wrong. ;)

well that last one wsn't fully mine. It was from my good pal.

True Or False You'd live in Africa if you had the chance?

True. Depends though, I would love to film wildlife as a documentary, and I would like to visit South Africa, but civil war scares me.

True or false you would live in Canada?

True Ottowa Ontario is my destination in two years from now.

True Or False
You'd leave your country if you could right now

False.

But I may one day. Same question.

True.

true Or false You'd swim with an Orca

True, if for some reason I was in the right place.

True or false you'd attempt to stalk a gazelle?

lol True

True Or False you love to visit the Abyss?

True, on my days off.

True or false, you worship a man that dresses up as a bat?

False.

True or false
You believe in King Aurthur?

False.

True or false: you have been spotted arguing with a door knob?

False.

true Or False You have walked into a lamp post in the middle of town with everyone watching. then felf so silly you slipped on the ice trying to fastly disapear from site?

False, there is no ice where I live, well except for in the freezer but I imagine it would be difficult for me to slip upon it.

True or false

You're a hairy lady.

True, if I'm answering for Raven ... false for myself.

True or false you own a dog?

False, I don't have any pets.

True or false, you have always had a pet and life doesn't seem right without one.

True.

True or false you would want an animal that would be low maintenance?

False. I have six pets. Three cats, three dogs. Their veterinarian bills tell me that they aren't low maintenance.

True of false, gastroenteritis makes your stomach flip.

Hell yes.

True Or False my joke is hilerious.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know > about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many >

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents >

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table >

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, >

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

ROFLMAO :D freaking funny, and yeah, I know, slow on the uptake, but freaking funny! ROFLMAO

False. I have six pets. Three cats, three dogs. Their veterinarian bills tell me that they aren't low maintenance.

True of false, gastroenteritis makes your stomach flip.

Eeerrr.... False?

True or false, there are such things as World of Warcraft Widows??? :(

False. I have six pets. Three cats, three dogs. Their veterinarian bills tell me that they aren't low maintenance.
I own a lizard. That's pretty low maintenance so I can't complain. But 3 dogs and 3 cats?! That's an effort. Do they get along well?

Eeerrr.... False?

True or false, there are such things as World of Warcraft Widows??? :(

False.

true Or False you wish me to write another Joke?

True and hurry before I sleep.

I own a lizard. That's pretty low maintenance so I can't complain. But 3 dogs and 3 cats?! That's an effort. Do they get along well?

Well teh poodle is old, arthritic, and blind. He doesn't get along with anyone. The other two are pugs, and the cats aren't afraid of them at all.

True. Tell us a joke.

WRONG! Gastroenteritis makes your stomach do crazy things!

True there are WOW widows. Mrs. Baatard isn't one of them.

True of false, administrative reduction in rank and demotion under the Uniform Code of Military justice are two separete things and therefore do not constitute double jeopardy.

Ture of false

Ummmm duh!!!! No idea


True or false, you know what Mr Baatard is talking about and have an answer for his question?

True!

True of false: Crayons taste like poo-poo

True!

True of false: Crayons taste like poo-poo

False. They taste like orange peel.

True or False. The greatests writer may of already passed us by without ever being published

True.

True or False, you consider yourself the greatest writer of all time?

Hahahhaha..... no. :(

Trou or false... you think that the makers of WOW are really taking over the world?

True and once I've collected the motivation I plan to contribute to their cause by getting a wow account and finally losing the last of what life I have left.

Beam me up scottie, straight to the cyber world!

True or false

Your face amuses you.