A nice little game here. Take the word posted by the person above you and write a fake definition for the word.

Ex.

Person 1: Anurism.

Person 2: A form of communism.

Begin! ^_^

Toucan.

Toucan: A highly dangerous explosive originally created by actor Jon Stamos. :p

Canopy.

Canopy: What a redneck has in his car after he has to relieve himself after the last beer.

Minuet.

Haha, canopy, I get it!

Minuet: The amount of time it takes someone to get Bach from a Chopin spree.

Sharing.

The surgical removal of a gnarly, hairy mole.

Stagnant

Stagnant: When a man doesn't want to go out for lack of a girlfriend.

Reeling.

Reeling: the type of flying flying-fish do.

Calculator.

Calculator: What I do if I cannot calc you now.

Promenade

Promenade: A relative to the pomegranite. (I so misspelled that).

Bamboo.

Bamboo: A type of ghost noted for its habit of exploding loudly.

Revelation.

Revelation: exuberant partying

Fascinate

Fascinate: The art of putting your seat belt on.

Printer.

Printer: The first thing the police do when they take a female celebrity into custody.

Psst, Alternate definition for fascinate:
Fascinate: How to wear a 9-button shirt without a necktie.

Ambrosia

Ambrosia: The insertion of an embryo inside a male.

Hallucinate.

Hallucinate: What Hallucin did at dinner.

Parable.

Parable: Capable of being shaved into thin slices.

Conundrum

Conundrum: A percussion instrument for barbarians.

Asterisk.

Asterisk: The name of the warning when asteroids fall.

Methane.

MethAne: Brand name of a time release stimulant suppository.

Cacophony

Cacophony: A fraudulent chocolate company.

Irascible.

Irascible: The horrible paint job done on your car.

Medical

Medical: Aligned with a central diagonal.

Truncheon

Truncheon: A tasty snack.

Foil.

Okay, this one is stupid, but...

Foil: To ruin someone's plan using metal in the form of thin sheets.

^ Whats the word charlie?

Foil: A substance used to keep your teeth from falling out.

Brain...

Oops, sorry, no word last time. This one is stupid too.

Brain: The process in which wheaty cereal is dropped from the sky.

Waffle.

Waffle: the mixed sound of laughter and crying.

Ventriloquist.

Ventriloquist: The sound you get when your shoes are old and squeaky

Magic

MAGIC: An acronym for Metal And Glass Inductive Carrier, a new technology that transfers energy at a distance without the use of electrical power.

Precipice

Precipice: A very spicy recipe.

mansion.

EDIT: Oops, looks like Sir Ender and I posted at the same time...

Precipice: Pressuring someone to urinate.

Someone else can find and answer to mansion.

I posted first, but I like your definition better!

Mansion: The name of the philosophy embraced by an isolationist colony in Colorado, consisting solely of women.

Aurora

Aurora: The soft glow that surrounds freshly mined ore.

Hillbilly.

Aurora: A rare type of moose that is becoming extinct because of hunting fish.

Clay.

Hillbilly: A goat that lives mainly in grassy hills.

Aurora: A lion that roars very often.

Postmortem.

EDIT: Grrrrr... Sir Ender beat me again. All well.

Postmortem: That awkward period after a really embarrassing experience.

Original.

Original: A root vegetable that grows in candy land.

Maddening

Maddening: The amazing phenomenon that befalls the poor player that happens to be portrayed on the cover of a madden game.

Transcendental

Transcnendental: Having to do with an extremely talented dentist.

Elaborate

Elaborate: A common way of saying hello to Borat.

A word, please?

Arrangement.