View Full Version : Stupid Inventions Game


Leaka
01-02-2008, 02:32 PM
This is a simple game you create your own stupid invention.
The twist is that you have to try to make your invention better then the person who posted above you.
Example:

Head squeezer to get out all the nasty thoughts out of your brain.

Oh yeah well mine is a cat vacuum so you don't have to brush your cat and worry about fur.
Hope you got it. I'll go first.

The Smiley press always you to print smilies ten times faster then any other machine.

kmlovering
01-02-2008, 05:32 PM
This is a simple game you create your own stupid invention.
The twist is that you have to try to make your invention better then the person who posted above you.
Example:

Head squeezer to get out all the nasty thoughts out of your brain.

Oh yeah well mine is a cat vacuum so you don't have to brush your cat and worry about fur.
Hope you got it. I'll go first.

The Smiley press always you to print smilies ten times faster then any other machine.

A little mute mask for children that won't stop whining.

Leaka
01-02-2008, 09:33 PM
A keyboard that will actually eat your fingers.

kmlovering
01-02-2008, 09:42 PM
A keyboard that will actually eat your fingers.

Instead of the opposite way around? LOL

A man that cleans before you have to ask!

Leaka
01-02-2008, 09:44 PM
A pony that will stomp your legs off.

Klee
01-02-2008, 09:47 PM
A puppy dog that doesn't poo.

CharlieTheUnicorn13
01-02-2008, 09:50 PM
An electric fence that only shocks you, but nobody else. Of course, you aren't supposed to know this. You find out the hard way. :p

Leaka
01-02-2008, 09:53 PM
An eyelash with a sword to get those pesky hairs out of your eye.

kmlovering
01-02-2008, 10:08 PM
Heated slippers. My feet feel like blocks of artic ice!

Leaka
01-02-2008, 10:21 PM
Ultimate machine it combs your hair and shaves your beard for those night when you feel like a caveman.

kmlovering
01-02-2008, 10:34 PM
Dinner machine~Place steak, potatoe, and salad fixing on machine, let cook for fifteen minutes, go write, and when the buzzer goes off, dinner is done. MY DREAM IS TO NEVER COOK AGAIN!

Klee
01-02-2008, 10:36 PM
A machine that gives you compliments and hugs whenever you're feeling down. Perfect for when your girlfriend/boyfriend dumps you! Includes free chocolate bar for the first ten callers!

Leaka
01-02-2008, 10:42 PM
The insult machine so that way you can be ready for anything at work.

kmlovering
01-02-2008, 10:44 PM
A machine that gives you compliments and hugs whenever you're feeling down. Perfect for when your girlfriend/boyfriend dumps you! Includes free chocolate bar for the first ten callers!

That's a really good one.

A helmet thesaurus~You think of a word, and it pops up with ten more for you to choose from, without having to fumble with a book, or Word

Leaka
01-02-2008, 10:46 PM
(They aren't suppose to be good inventions they are suppose to be stupid.)

The torture machine that will beat up any unwanted neighbor.

Raffles
01-03-2008, 03:46 AM
A laser beam that only castrates people with noisy stereos.

Leaka
01-03-2008, 09:42 AM
A knife that doesn't cut.

Cogito
01-03-2008, 10:05 AM
The hands-free cellphone privacy unit. When the phone rings, the device auto-answers and encloses the wearer's head with a soundproof opaque bubble for privacy. For use when the driver doesn't want his passengers listening in to the conversation. And, he is not distracted by their screams.

Leaka
01-03-2008, 12:56 PM
The hands-free cellphone privacy unit. When the phone rings, the device auto-answers and encloses the wearer's head with a soundproof opaque bubble for privacy. For use when the driver doesn't want his passengers listening in to the conversation. And, he is not distracted by their screams.
lol!
But wouldn't you get into accidents. And what if you suffocate. Is their a guarantee it will work?

The machine that speaks all the languages for you so that you never have to learn a foreign language.

CharlieTheUnicorn13
01-03-2008, 01:07 PM
A machine that brushes your teeth and feeds you at the same time...

Leaka
01-03-2008, 03:52 PM
A machine that brushes your teeth and feeds you at the same time...
Your teeth would never get clean.

A killing machine that doesn't kill

CharlieTheUnicorn13
01-03-2008, 04:13 PM
Your teeth would never get clean.

Exactly. ;)

A killing machine that doesn't kill

Ours were basically inventions that can't do what they were made to do. :p

Leaka
01-03-2008, 04:39 PM
Exactly. ;)



Ours were basically inventions that can't do what they were made to do. :p
Then everyone would have smelly breath. :(

A machine that brushes your teeth and feeds you minty clean food that keeps your teeth clean and breath smelling fresh.

Yeah! I like mine better! :)

Cogito
01-03-2008, 07:53 PM
(I prefer inventions that do exactly what they advertise, but are a Bad Idea)

Such as the Clapper Remote Lawnmower Starter.

Leaka
01-05-2008, 04:28 PM
Or the yell at the cleaning robot. Clean and Yell. Its like those having a slave again.
(No offense, I don't agree with slavery.)

Phaiyle
01-07-2008, 02:09 AM
A fire proof candle. Its a safety feature!

Leaka
01-28-2008, 10:02 AM
It will never burn.

A waterproof pony.

Phaiyle
02-03-2008, 05:50 PM
Plastic wrap for your couch.

Oh wait. That already exists doesn't it. XD so lame.

Sayso
02-05-2008, 12:25 PM
A self winding sundial. It'll never stop again! ;)

Sayso
02-05-2008, 01:16 PM
How about this one? A trampoline for owls with black eyes. ;)
Ok, I'm going back into my box now.

Leaka
02-27-2008, 01:46 PM
A watch that doesn't tell time...but tells you how much time you spent playing on the computer and not working.

codyco
03-02-2008, 03:55 PM
A trash compactor that looks like a cat and can only be used to compact styrofoam and aluminum foil

ValianceInEnd
03-02-2008, 07:41 PM
A blender that doesn't... blend.

Agidni
03-02-2008, 08:16 PM
A plane that doesn't fly... but can float on water?

Leaka
03-03-2008, 08:55 AM
A newspaper compactor that only compacts Girl Scout Cookies.

(Look on the newspaper Girls scouts are taking over)

soujiroseta
03-03-2008, 01:07 PM
a pen with clear ink

Leaka
03-12-2008, 09:11 AM
A transparent piece of paper. Takes on any color it wants.

soujiroseta
03-12-2008, 10:45 AM
meat that doesnt freeze.

Leaka
03-12-2008, 12:43 PM
Rot that doesn't rot just stinks.

soujiroseta
03-12-2008, 10:19 PM
a wheel that randomly changes shape while you're driving

Leaka
04-14-2008, 11:36 AM
A man eating robotic pet dog

soujiroseta
04-15-2008, 07:35 PM
an HDTV that pulls your eyes out

Leaka
04-21-2008, 11:46 AM
A television who puts you right into the action so you can come home with sword slashes

soujiroseta
04-21-2008, 07:46 PM
a wallet that shreds your cash

Leaka
04-23-2008, 01:43 PM
A pair of underwear that eats human fleh

soujiroseta
04-23-2008, 07:32 PM
a hankie that puts phlegm back in your nose

Leaka
04-28-2008, 12:01 PM
A shoe that eats nails

FoxyMomma
04-28-2008, 12:48 PM
A run-flat tire that doesn't hold air!

Leaka
04-28-2008, 12:56 PM
A paper weight that is weightless

FoxyMomma
04-28-2008, 02:22 PM
A trash can that burps the trash back out on the ground

Leaka
04-28-2008, 04:00 PM
A nail clipper taht doesn't clip nails.

soujiroseta
04-28-2008, 11:01 PM
a faxmachine that shreds paper and sends it to the reciever

FoxyMomma
04-29-2008, 03:29 PM
A gas reducing pill that makes the gas that does come out smell really really bad

What Happens Next?
04-30-2008, 06:18 AM
A gun that heals whatever it hits.

nacreous
05-01-2008, 07:13 PM
a new line of adult novelty toys developed by Brillo.

witch wyzwurd
05-06-2008, 12:22 PM
A decoder pen to reveal the made up words that look like the one in the following quotation marks... " "

Wreybies
05-07-2008, 03:26 PM
Puppy antiperspirant

Leaka
05-12-2008, 10:50 AM
A hat that makes you bald

witch wyzwurd
05-12-2008, 03:19 PM
A bald head that makes a hat!

Rickie writes
05-13-2008, 11:50 AM
This is a simple game you create your own stupid invention.



A television...ooopps it's already been invented! :rolleyes:

Leaka
05-14-2008, 11:07 AM
A submachine gun that blows out rubber bullets