Here's how you play: One person posts a wish, and the next poster grants the wish and then corrupts it.

For example,

Poster 1: I wish for a puppy!
Poster 2: Wish granted, but it dies soon after you get it.

After you corrupt the above person's wish, YOU have to make one and then it gets corrupted...etc, etc. Pretty simple. I'll start.

I wish I had some cupcakes.

wish granted but the baker used salt instead of sugar.

I wish my cats could talk instead of having to guess what they want.

Wish granted, but now your cats can tell you just how much they hate you.

I wish I could publish a really successful book.

Granted, but it becomes so popular that you decide to write a sequel which everyone hates.

I wish I had a pet platypus!

Wish granted, but you're arrested for animal traffic.

I wish I had more notebooks to draw on.

Granted but your out of pens, penciles, crayons, and markers.

I wish I had more hats.

Granted, but they suffocate you.

I wish I had more cash. :p

Granted, but it's counterfeit- the cops should be knocking at your door right about now. =D

I wish I had my own band.

Granted but your band's finacial success can be counted on one hand.

I wish I could find my freakin car dude!

You find your car, but it has fallen victim to a group of cultists that sacrificed it in honor of the Sun Gods who are preparing to arrive on Earth.

I wish that Winter was over.

Wish granted but the summer has finally melted the polar icecap.

I wish I had another dog.

Your dog is hit by a crashing helicoptor.

I wish I could calculate the odds of the above happening.

Granted, but...then you realize what a loser you are for doing that.

I wish teenagers didn't have to deal with acne.

Granted, but you now have 10x as much pointless teenage drama.

I wish I could travel through time!

Wish granted but when you come back nobody believes what you say.

I wish I could stop being allergic to cats.

You're no longer allergic to cats. Then you die in a freak accident involving Orange Soda and a map of Arkansas.

I wish that I wasn't so tired.

Granted but your dead.

I wish I could fly a helicoptor.

You can fly a helicopter, but your feet fall off and then you explode.

I wish that the word ragamuffin wasn't so awesome.

Granted, but now you live in a world with no awesome words. Even the word Ragnarok does'nt seem cool anymore. The blandness drives you mad...mad I say!

I wish I could teleport.

Granted ... but you miscalculate your co-ordinates and end up one thousand feet in the air - right beside a surprised blue whale and bowl petunias.

I wish I could meet Terry Pratchett.

Granted. You see Mr. Pratchett walking down the street. As soon as you say "Hello sir, my name is..." the world implodes upon itself sending all into a void of nothingness

I wish I had a reliable car.

You get one. Then you win a couple hundred dollars in the lottery, but it turns into a gigantic muffin.

I wish that the post office wasn't so melancholy.

It's not anymore, but now it's on fire.

I wish I knew Jeet Kun Do.

Granted but you have to do it in a tutu.

I wish I could get over this writers block.

Granted but now you've lost the ability to read and write XD

I wish I could become President of the USA!

Granted- you've turned into George W. Bush. (The horror!)

I wish I could have been one of the Beatles.

Granted. But your a herculese beatle and are now on display in a little box in a zoo.

I wish I was Godzilla!

Granted. Unfournatly, your genitic code has become so unstable from years of radiation your body begins to have a complete nuclear meltdown. On the plus side, you get to take Mothra, King Ghidorah, Gigan, Destroya and Japan down with you.

I wish I could get better at math.

Granted. but like Isaac Newton, no one understands anything you prove until long after your dead.

I wish I could mathmatically calculate Awesome.

Granted, but it turns out that a lot of things people thought were truly un-awesome (like Species 2) are, in fact, factually awesome, so no one believes you. If you persist, you are burned at the stake as a heretic.

I wish to be eaten alive by wolves.

True, but you don't die. You persist to live for forty years on nothing but half a heart, one kidney, and an iron lung!

I wish that I could invent the greatest thing since sliced bread!

Granted, but when you do so, people don't appreciate its greatness.


I wish i could die and go to hell where i suffer milleniums of unexplainable misery.

Granted.
But after that you suffer a further millenium of misery ... except now a small man in a pink pinstriped suit explains to you exactly what kind of misery you are suffering in complete detail.

I wish that a totally effective, cheap source of renewable energy could be found that had no negative effects on the environment of any kind.

Granted, but it's only available in another country so we're forced to go to war for it.

I wish I had throat cancer.

Granted. But Throat cancer jsut makes you look like a frog and has no effect on your health.

I wish I owned a big oil company.

Granted. You live out the rest of your life rich beyond your wildest dreams. Everyone loves you, and you are truly happy. But sometime in between now and when you die peacefully in your sleep of natural causes at the age of 154, you get a paper cut and it hurts a little bit.

I wish for there to be nothing. Nothing, anywhere, at all. I want it all gone.

Ok. But your still there floating in an empty black void of nothingness.

I wish I understood the laws of physics.

Granted, but you also have throat cancer. Now when you try to explain your newfound understanding of the physical universe all that comes out is "Ribbitt, ribbitt."

I wish for everything to be perfect.

Granted. Now everything is perfect. Except you.

I wish any severe wounds I sustaine would heal instantly.

Granted, but then you are kidnapped by the Canadian government, have adamantium forcefully injected into your bones, and are forced to work for them under the codename 'Weapon X'.

I wish I could play the saxophone.

Granted but your not that good.

I wish I was the pope!

Granted, but when you die it turns out the sedevacantists were right.

I wish to be immortal.

Granted but your like Highlander and everyone is trying to take you head.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted - but the wish fairy is dyslexic and gives you a fish instead.

I wish I could communicate in every language on Earth.

Granted - but the wish fairy is dyslexic and gives you a fish instead.

I wish I could communicate in every language on Earth.

Granted, but you have to communicate in them all at the same time, and you can't stop.

I wish I were on fire.

Ok but we end up burying you in a grave five hours later.

I wish I didn't have to bluff enemy armies into submission with absurd numbers of Persian Empire soldiers.

Granted - but you never have another winter again.

I wish spiders didn't exist

Granted, but it turns out they were the only thing keeping the cockroaches from taking over.

I wish I didn't exist.

Granted but by proxy, you never existed to say you don't exist and thus you come back into existence, make the wish again and enter an infinite loop (press ctrl + c to exit program).

I wish I ahd my own TV show :D.

Granted - but then it gets cancelled due to low ratings lol :p

I wish I had the motivation to do some work!

granted - but you do your work in klingon and get abducted.

i wish was better looking!

Your wish to be better looking has been granted. Alas, you live on a planet where everyone is blind.

I wish I was very fluent in German, Spanish, Japanese, Russian, Polish and Chinese.

Granted: But everyone else speaks Arabic.

I wish I was taller.

Granted. However, you grow a lot taller. So tall, that you are nicknamed "The giant". Life as a giant becomes very tough for you. Things you never had to worry about before like knocking your head against the ceiling are now a reality. Even sleeping is tough, for you feet stick way off the bed. Better luck next wish! ;)

I wish I could sense when danger was present.

Wish granted. Too bad your 'sense' is a sudden, piercing pain that courses through your body.

I wish I was less zitty.