mammamaia
11-22-2006, 09:26 AM
Losin’ the War on Errorism
“Tuh” for “to”
is bad enuf,
but our glorious leader
says even worse stuff…
the worst of which,
as we all know,
is “nuke-yoo-ler”…
mush-mouth’s main foe!
So much for Yale,
that school elite,
that can’t turn out grads
with mouths sans feet…
or wealthy clans
whose progeny
can’t get through one sentence
grammatically!
Oh, how I blush
and, oh, how I freak,
when I hear our Prez,
missing marbles, misspeak,
while intelligent “furriners”
listen nearby,
knowing full well,
“‘murrican”-born am I!
He “unnerstans” nought
‘bout his “turrible” way
with the official tongue
of his own USA…
the lingo most here
and most aliens can
manage much better
than our #1 man!
He’s “eck-a-lectic”
‘n “misunderestimated”
with “the Google” and
“internets” disassociated…
friends across the pond
he calls “Great Brit-ish”…
says his “fav’rite” moment
was landin’ a fish!
So, how I blanch,
so embarrassed for us
fellow citizens when,
our main guy flubs up thus…
how nice it would be
if the next one at bat
could speak well in public…
like a real diplomat,
could be a bright bloke
who, when he spoke…
wasn’t a joke!
[heard Barak Obama, lately!??]
“Tuh” for “to”
is bad enuf,
but our glorious leader
says even worse stuff…
the worst of which,
as we all know,
is “nuke-yoo-ler”…
mush-mouth’s main foe!
So much for Yale,
that school elite,
that can’t turn out grads
with mouths sans feet…
or wealthy clans
whose progeny
can’t get through one sentence
grammatically!
Oh, how I blush
and, oh, how I freak,
when I hear our Prez,
missing marbles, misspeak,
while intelligent “furriners”
listen nearby,
knowing full well,
“‘murrican”-born am I!
He “unnerstans” nought
‘bout his “turrible” way
with the official tongue
of his own USA…
the lingo most here
and most aliens can
manage much better
than our #1 man!
He’s “eck-a-lectic”
‘n “misunderestimated”
with “the Google” and
“internets” disassociated…
friends across the pond
he calls “Great Brit-ish”…
says his “fav’rite” moment
was landin’ a fish!
So, how I blanch,
so embarrassed for us
fellow citizens when,
our main guy flubs up thus…
how nice it would be
if the next one at bat
could speak well in public…
like a real diplomat,
could be a bright bloke
who, when he spoke…
wasn’t a joke!
[heard Barak Obama, lately!??]