I got out of bed this morning. wondering what the hell i should do. i looked at the mirror image of myself and said boy what's wrong with you? nothing is going right for me, everything i touch just breaks, i'm gonna try something different today, i'm gonna stop looking back on yesterday. caus i am a bad guy aand though it may seem, my reality, is actually a dream. i used to be a rough neck, a no hoper and a thief. i stole from banks and museams, and i even stole my grannie's false teeth. caus i am a bad guy and though it may seem, my reality, is actually a dream. but now those days are over, i'm no longer on the dole. i've paid my debt to society, and now i'm under control. so i'm singing this song about me, and i hope you'll understand, that i'm not the guy that i used to be. i am a changed man, oh yes i am a changed man, oh yes i am a changed... man.
Crazy King Kong, running down the street. upside down with his jocks around his feet. one shoe off and one shoe on, looking like a freak that poor king kong. he runs around each day and night, if you saw him he would give you a fright. so watch out everyone and beware, he's a mad maniac who will give you a scare!