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  1. ...

    Because Elizabeth, I love ya... I never felt so close to someone, never trusted someone with all my secrets, until ya. I never ever thought myself much, I had ambitions, just not positive. You're intelligent and cute. You stick to your guns. You didn't judge me, or gave me another chance even after I acted all high and mighty. You have a beautiful smile, and eyes. You're laugh is an orchaster of joy to me. You are talented in many areas. You're selfless and love children. You have a beautiful accent. You're kind, you are willing to believe. You were first ever person to call me handsome. You're my soulmate, as I can feel you sometimes in spritual sense. You have a great sense of humour. A gorgeous and strong heart. You'll make a lovely Mother (and hopefully my wife) you like so many things I like. We get on so well, joking laughing. You're attentive and diligent worker. You are a Goddess. You're everything to me. I do love ya *kisses on cheek* I do.

    ---Vernon
  2. *Sighs*

    ---Elizabeth
  3. http://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtracks/s/sweeneytoddlyrics/alittlepriestlyrics.html

    I'm horribly sickened that the new Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (and Fleet Street does exist) didn't include the ENTIRE song A Little Priest!

    There were some good bits in it... I had to watch the performance that was on stage.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYGHHxJnDIw

    And Ms. Lovett is horrendously tone-deaf... However Mr. Todd has a soothing voice.

    I like the Locksmith bit... Just... I wish Johnny Depp and Helena B. did the whole thing, they had such good voices, and it wasn't excessively loud since they were in a movie!

    *Bah, humbug*
    Back to my musings...
  4. http://www.newsgarden.org/offcenter/center/createconspiracy.htm

    ...But whatever it is it's all true and you should be careful...
  5. tebsin49 says:
    Soooooooooooo Today`s subject is Manners
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    D: I ain't be needing no manners -_-
    tebsin49 says:
    No no no You do not understand what I`m saying. The Question is what is The True Purpose of Manners?
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    To prove to others that your parents taught you well enough to be shown in public.
    tebsin49 says:
    Nope. You get a cabbage for a wrong answer. Think.
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    ... Can I get some tomatoes for another wrong answer?
    tebsin49 says:
    I said Think not joke
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    All I can think of is that manners are different all over the world, Manners classify people. I can think that manners purpose is to group people together. Whatever else is beyond me. Manners seem to be a culture thing... societal.
    tebsin49 says:
    well The Handshake why shake hands
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    Why not?
    tebsin49 says:
    What is he Purpose of The Handshake
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    I don't know! I only get handshakes with bad news. To greet one another.
    tebsin49 says:
    No another cabbage. Think.
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    I dislike cabbage... How deep can I THINK? A handshake.. it's a greeting.
    tebsin49 says:
    Deep as you want and No The Handshake is a Signal or Signifier.
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    ... Signal? ... To the other person? Well if you stick your hand out and they see it they take it as a sign to shake it... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    tebsin49 says:
    Good Your Thinking
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    AHHHHH *brain gets set on fire*
    tebsin49 says:
    You`re Thinking. I repeat what is the Purpose of The Handshake
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    *goddamnit*
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    The purpose of a handshake is to signal to the other person that you have manners? ... NO! XD I didn't word that right!
    tebsin49 says:
    No it`s to signal you are not holding a Dagger
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    .... Holy CRAP. It's so freaking simple
    tebsin49 says:
    Want to Try another??? Why do men open Doors for Ladies???
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    ... To show how strong they are even though you're incredibly lazy?
    tebsin49 says:
    No While The Assailant is Killing You I can draw my sword and kill him
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    ... OH DEAR GOD THAT'S HORRIBLY MORBID! IS THERE NOTHING BUT VIOLENCE IN MANNERS?
    tebsin49 says:
    Why Does The Man always walk on the outside and take the womans right arm with his left arm
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    .... You carry your sword in the right hand :p I don't know
    tebsin49 says:
    Correct or Draw Your Sixgun. Manners are all about Defense
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    ... Mmm... Saying "excuse me" after your burp is all in defense?
    tebsin49 says:
    That`s Etiquette
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    (@)*(#*()$)%T
    tebsin49 says:
    Axctually in certainculture if you do not burp after a meal You insult the Host. A Fart is even better
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    XD Here if you burp it's rude period
    tebsin49 says:
    As My Ancestor said "Let Your wind gan free wher`er ye may be
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    What am I marryin' into ?

    What am I marrying into indeed...?