Employment is for twats.

I got fired because my boss was not as intelligent as me, and he decided that my efficient, more organized, reasonable way of getting things done made him feel uncomfortable and threatened. So, he hired some 17 year old girl with a bra size higher than her IQ. And that's only double digits.

She also has Chlamydia, but I didn't bother telling him. I hope he contracts it, and she sues for harassment in the workplace.

He has perma-razorburn on his upper lip, and thick ropecords of salivia stringing between his beaky lips at all times. His IQ is lower than my autistic eight year old cousins, his wife is fat, and his son has a lazy eye. They are one sexy family.

...

And even though they suck so much, I'm still unemployed.