"Just give it ten minutes, see if it gets any better."
"I may have to hire some minions..."
"How did it burn?! I did it for the same amount of time!"
"Just don't drop one accidentally."
"Soon my anti dragon device will be fully operational."
"Mwahahaha... I mean, I shall be on my best behaviour..."
"He's so proud of his sock, I love him."
"Put the chainsaw down and help me mix this."
"When you said 'a book is a portal to another world' I didn't think you meant literally."
"I passed him on the street and was immediately drawn to him, his blood smelled so good."
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