I wonder if I Halloween was in December, would little fat children go out and get candy in the cold? It's a paradox. A lot of kids get exercise going about halloweening and such, but they rot their teeth out and gain seventy seven and a half pounds. You also have to take into account the lazy little snots that have parents who escort them from neighborhood to neighborhood.
I dunno. Why do we celebrate Halloween? Oprah never celebrated Halloween as a child. I actually don't think she was ever a child. She just popped out of an artificial womb an overly-analytical black woman with a southern-turned-northern twang.
Chad, the coolest friend in the world, is taking Driver's Ed at school with Mr. Scott, and he got into a wreck and said "WHOA!" in a really deep comical voice. Chad, for some odd, unexplained reason, got a recording of it on his cell phone. Maybe that's why he got in a wreck?
Alexa, my girlfriend, said my name should be Xerxes.
By the way ... Check out my new poem: A Verse From The Poet As A Young Man. I really like it; My poetry is really starting to improve on an aesthetic level. I'm satisfied.
I wish I had six fingers on my right hand. And four on my left. That would be grand.
Yours Truly,Michael Saget.
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