I Hate Philosophy

By mugen shiyo · Sep 22, 2011 · ·
  1. If all things are possible than there is a possibility that nothing is possible.

    That is why I hate philosophy. It's another attempt to classify and order things into solid, unchanging principles. A philosopher in the pursuit of universal truths will go mad. Because it will appear true for everything right up until the point where it doesn't and they will pour themselves into wondering why, why, WHY.

    I don't think logic is the answer to everything either. But it helps with the statement above. The statement has two parts. One

    all things are possible​

    and

    there is a possibility that nothing is possible​

    Logically, the second statement is both true and contradictory to the first statement...only if the first statement is true. But they can't be true because it is a looping paradox. The same type that has drove highly educated men mad throughout our history (such as trying to articulate the mystery of infinity).

    But the first statement can be false. We don't know it is, and there is no way to prove it because there is no way to conceive and test every possibility. None that I am aware of. But if I say the statement 'All things are possible' is false, that means 'All things are not possible'. Technically, this is a philosophy question and a question of physics. On the side of physics the answer seems obvious but is unprovable. And like a court of law, so long as there is a shadow of doubt, there can be no conviction. That's why scientists accept general theories that cannot be proven.

    Bad note...sorry, kids, but your mom lied. All things are not possible.

    Good note...cheer up. You don't know what things are possible until you give it your all. There's risk in everything, but fear gets you nowhere.

Comments

  1. Hex44
    I find it entertaining that you hate philosophy yet your philosophy about philosophy is in essence philosophy in its rawest form. Think again brainiac
  2. Jonathan22
    I don't hate philosophy but I do despise this specific 'impossible is nothing' cliche. Okay, so technically anything can happen, but I know I can't jump 100feet up in to the air, or breath fire whenever I want. So I shoot down such statements as this right away as being annoyingly optimistic views!
  3. mugen shiyo
    @ Hex, I'll have to apologize for that first retort if you saw it. I can get...defensive sometimes.

    well, I was talking more along the lines of the philosophy that seems to go no where like trying to unlock infinity, trying to find a basic truth to human existence, and all that. I think everyone has a thought on things based on how they see it and how they think it should be. But I wondered about the more pedantic who would see philosophy as an absolute path...I guess. My thoughts never seem to stay clear long.

    @ Jon, yeah, I'm not at war with optimism or anything, I just was pointing out the weirdness of philosophy. How a person can get wrapped up in what seems like trying t discover an underlying meaning in everything.
  4. jonathan hernandez13
    The whole point of philosphy is to train critical thinking, so while I can find issues with certain lines of reasoning, condemning all of philosophy itself is like hating all art because of one 'bad' painting.

    A critical thinker would point out that theoretically, in any universe where anything is possible, nothing being possible would not be consistent with the initial conditions of your argument (part of the flaw in the argument is because of the limitations of language). The thought experiment itself is contingent upon a something, so to conclude a nothing would instantly contradict itself.

    In much the same way, a critical thinker already pointed out the irony of someone saying they hate philosophy while using philosophical processs to explain it.


    I understand your points, but the title was poorly named mate.
  5. VM80
    A narrow view of philosophy perhaps. I don't view it as an absolute, rather as folk asking questions and putting forth possible theories. It's a fascinating field.

    Not all things are possible. By the same token, saying that nothing is possible does not make sense.

    Similarly for science, it seems to be a given that we don't know many things and, again, some theories are, in the end, just that.
  6. jonathan hernandez13
    In colloquial terms 'theory' is what people usually mean by 'opinion'. In actual scientific terms though theory is a specific term with specific definitions. They are not throw aways, they are not temporary or lacking in evidence. Theories explain things by collecting observable data to explain phenomena---they don't determine how the universe works they describe how it really is. Sorry to get nitpicky but it's a common misconception.

    Most people, when they say they have a theory, are just making up stuff, science does not do that.
  7. Lemex
    I suggest you try reading Aristotle and Nietzsche at the very least before trying to criticize philosophy.
  8. mugen shiyo
    Did everyone miss the post in response to Hex's where I corrected my statement and said I didn't hate philosophy entirely. Sorry for the misleading title.

    @ Jon Hernandez, I never said that everything was not possible, only if that statement was true, what would come of it. I said that proving that statement either way was, as far as I know, impossible.

    @VM80, same for you

    @ Lemex, I have, and much more. Some things I agree with and some things I don't and it was actually Nietsche that inspired the article. I think Nietsche was one of those who got obsessed in questions that lead to questions or he found questions that constantly led him to question the answers he had thought he found already. Philosophy seems to be about finding truths and truth can be a tricky thing when you assume you know it when you don't. Just because everyone thinks it was true doesn't make it true either and so you have to ask yourself at the end of it all, have I really discovered anything true or merely given my opinions from my point of view and that the truths I thought I found are merely my imagination.
  9. Lemex
    I completely disagree. Every Philosophical book I've ever read has not been about absolutes, but about questioning and developing critical and reasoning skills to a higher level.
  10. mugen shiyo
    Philosophy in general or biographies? When you said read Aristotle and Nietzsche, I thought you meant the biographies or particular books about them. I don't think I ever read anything general on philosophy. Seemed as boring as reading a law book. I would rather talk it out. I might be in danger of building up my own narrow minded conclusions.

    But I never saw philosophy as critical thinking and reasoning or I didn't know that's what it was. I thought you called that reasoning, lol. I always thought philosophy was a study of ideas, thoughts, things, principles, and the questions that come of them. A sort of evaluation or challenging of all the things we know or wish to know. I guess a refinement of all those things. (Sorry for being wordsy. I write as I think...I think :p)
  11. Lemex
    Why would I talk about biographies when talking about Aristotle or Nietzsche?

    I've a good, working knowledge of the thoughts of both. No. I mean philosophical essays and discussions with the reader like, say, Beyond Good and Evil. Which is really just a series of questions and alternative viewpoints posed to the reader through statements. It's fantastic.

    When I said 'developing critical and reasoning skills to a higher level' I mean philosophy allows us to think about certain subjects - one at random, cheese. Don't know why, and I don't care. One philosophical viewpoint on cheese might be that it is just a food (I know, what weirdos) and yet we can have a comment that show, possibly, that cheese could also be a metaphor for vegetation and new life, and in essence a metaphor for birth. Another viewpoint could be that it is a replacement door stopper.

    Nietzsche used this sort of approach in his writings, approaching a big, broad sheet of ideas from a different, and often different perspectives in Beyond Good and Evil. He has lines such as this: 'Mature manhood: that means to have rediscovered the seriousness one had as a child at play.' and 'If one trains one's conscience it will kiss us as it bites.' & ' A man with genius is unendurable if he does not also possess at least two things: gratitude and cleanliness.' Those are taken from the Aphorisms and approach the same idea from different perspectives and standpoints. The linking idea is maturity and Genius.

    But later he can have something unrelated such as: 'One is punished most for one's virtues.'

    It's about different perspectives.
  12. masefieldcourt
    I think I've come up with a solution to your problem (argument connectors shown in bold):

    If all things are possible then there is a possibility that nothing is possible.

    However, it is impossible for nothing to be possible. Therefore,all things are not possible.

    This is fun =D
  13. mugen shiyo
    @ Lemex, gotcha. It's probably old enough that i can download somewhere so i'll see if i can read it

    @ mase, that might work :p
  14. Lemex
    Nietzsche is a personal favorite of mine. Aristotle is another. I suggest you try out those. They are, after all, two of the main pillars in modern Philosophy.

    Plato is good too and worth reading, just I always preferred Aristotle, and you also might want to check out what is known as The Socratic method. If you are going to read Aristotle though you might also want to have a passing acquaintance with The Iliad and The Odyssey by Homer, and the play Oedipus Rex/Oedipus King by Euripides. He discusses these in his Poetics. His most famous work.

    One of the things that is often associated with Plato but was someone else (whose name I forget) is the idea that we are all chained to a cave, watching a fire that shows us our lives, and we need to break free of the chains that bind us to the cave wall and walk out into the sunlight. How many meanings could you get from that.

    Beyond Good and Evil, and pretty much Nietzsche's entire library, is avalable online for free, but I recommend getting the Penguin Classics editions. They have great notes and introductions that makes reading something as small yet surprisingly difficult as that a whole lot easier.
  15. mugen shiyo
    I think the cave was Socrates Cave. I've always heard it like that and it's one of those memorable things that never go away. Perhaps because there are always reminders.

    Aristotle, huh :) Wasn't that Alexander's teacher? I've heard that some of his theories were wrong, but I suppose all of them have gotten some things wrong somewhere or another. I remember reading a book on Socrates because he's one of my favorite figures. I'll probably have to reread the Illian and The Odyssey and I don't think I would mind. You've just brought back some very good memories from among the first and best books I've read.

    Then I'll climb through Aristotle and work my way to Nietzsche. Might as well go step by step.
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