If I were the Queen of Canada...

By Un-substantial · Oct 24, 2008 · 535 · 4
  1. If I were the queen of Canada, it would be freakin’ sweet!!!!
    I would like, party all the time, and everyone would love me because I’m their queen, and everyone would be happy!!!
    No one would have to work, because working is stupid.
    We would share our food and homes with everyone, and we would live in prosperity.

    And then, whoever marries me, would be the king!!!
    Then Canada would be a monarch country….would we be a state then?
    No!!! Because I said so, and I’m queen, and what I says goes!!
    Anyways, back to my king.
    I’m married to Cailyn, so she would be the king of Canada, and together we would party with our royal subjects, and be merry, and eat lots of food!!!

    Kyle would be the court jester because I think he would look funny dressed up in a funny suit with the crazy hat that has bells on the points and matching shoes!
    That is if the hat would stay on due to his hair….
    But that’s beside the point!!!
    He would sing and play music, and tell of the amazing deeds of noble warriors and people who are cool.
    And his assistant would be Blair because Blair can juggle, and jesters should be able to juggle.

    And then, because I AM THE QUEEN, AND I HAVE LOTS OF MONEY (WHERE THE MONEY COMES FROM – NO ONE KNOWS!!!) I WOULD BUY MYSELF A SKI HILL, AND GO SNOWBOARDING ALL THE TIME.
    Yes, I said ALL THE TIME.
    Because I’m queen, I would have the ability to control the weather, and I would make it snow all the time!!!! Lots of snow for everyone!
    And only people who like snow would be allowed to live in my country (not state because I says so) and we would have snowball fights, and build snow men and snow forts, and we could go tobogganing on my ski hill, and snowboarding and it would be a winter wonderland!

    This will be continued, I don’t know when, but it will, because I’m the queen of Canada!

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  1. lessa
    people in southern Ontario always have this vision of them being above the rest of the world.
    oughta know I was raised there.
    All my cousins are in your general area.
    They like to dream and since this is a dream go for it.
    If this was real life you might have a fight on your hands.
    lessa, Oct 24, 2008
  2. Un-substantial
    Oh you make me sound like a horrible tyrant!!
    I was just bored in English class one day and I didn't feel like doing research on monarchy, so I decided to be the queen of canada =P
    It really is all just a silly thing.
    I would never want to be in a position of power XD
    Un-substantial, Oct 26, 2008
  3. lessa
    Not a tyrant.
    just a day dreamer.
    did you know dreamers make great authors?
    It just sounded like some of the things a couple of
    school friends used to talk about when I was living
    in Ridgetown.
    Brought back quite a few memories.
    One of the guys said he would abolish school and come
    up with a smart pill so we would be smarter than any of the people from other countries and that way we could rule the world and still be liked by all countries.
    He also wanted to wipe the States off the face of the earth. Very anti-american back 40 years ago.
    Glad he never became king of Canada.
    If you become queen I hope you would be more tolerant than he was.
    Although he was so good looking and popular a lot of us lowly females sure wouldn't have minded being his queen.
    lessa, Oct 26, 2008
  4. Un-substantial
    I wish I was a good authour -.- I'm too scatter brained to write anything much longer than this.
    Ahaha! I've thought many times about how to replace school, a pill never occured to me =P
    He would've had to marry me to be king XD
    lol
    No worries, as my rant says, I will be Queen, and everyone will love me =)
    Un-substantial, Oct 28, 2008
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