Manners.

By The Black Rose · Aug 4, 2008 · ·
  1. tebsin49 says:
    Soooooooooooo Today`s subject is Manners
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    D: I ain't be needing no manners -_-
    tebsin49 says:
    No no no You do not understand what I`m saying. The Question is what is The True Purpose of Manners?
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    To prove to others that your parents taught you well enough to be shown in public.
    tebsin49 says:
    Nope. You get a cabbage for a wrong answer. Think.
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    ... Can I get some tomatoes for another wrong answer?
    tebsin49 says:
    I said Think not joke
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    All I can think of is that manners are different all over the world, Manners classify people. I can think that manners purpose is to group people together. Whatever else is beyond me. Manners seem to be a culture thing... societal.
    tebsin49 says:
    well The Handshake why shake hands
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    Why not?
    tebsin49 says:
    What is he Purpose of The Handshake
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    I don't know! I only get handshakes with bad news. To greet one another.
    tebsin49 says:
    No another cabbage. Think.
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    I dislike cabbage... How deep can I THINK? A handshake.. it's a greeting.
    tebsin49 says:
    Deep as you want and No The Handshake is a Signal or Signifier.
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    ... Signal? ... To the other person? Well if you stick your hand out and they see it they take it as a sign to shake it... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    tebsin49 says:
    Good Your Thinking
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    AHHHHH *brain gets set on fire*
    tebsin49 says:
    You`re Thinking. I repeat what is the Purpose of The Handshake
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    *goddamnit*
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    The purpose of a handshake is to signal to the other person that you have manners? ... NO! XD I didn't word that right!
    tebsin49 says:
    No it`s to signal you are not holding a Dagger
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    .... Holy CRAP. It's so freaking simple
    tebsin49 says:
    Want to Try another??? Why do men open Doors for Ladies???
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    ... To show how strong they are even though you're incredibly lazy?
    tebsin49 says:
    No While The Assailant is Killing You I can draw my sword and kill him
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    ... OH DEAR GOD THAT'S HORRIBLY MORBID! IS THERE NOTHING BUT VIOLENCE IN MANNERS?
    tebsin49 says:
    Why Does The Man always walk on the outside and take the womans right arm with his left arm
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    .... You carry your sword in the right hand :p I don't know
    tebsin49 says:
    Correct or Draw Your Sixgun. Manners are all about Defense
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    ... Mmm... Saying "excuse me" after your burp is all in defense?
    tebsin49 says:
    That`s Etiquette
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    (@)*(#*()$)%T
    tebsin49 says:
    Axctually in certainculture if you do not burp after a meal You insult the Host. A Fart is even better
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    XD Here if you burp it's rude period
    tebsin49 says:
    As My Ancestor said "Let Your wind gan free wher`er ye may be
    Elizabeth Loves Her Chubby says:
    What am I marryin' into ?

    What am I marrying into indeed...?

Comments

  1. Siegfried
    LMFAO. My Dad is weird XD.
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