LaGs Mar 1, 2012
This passage is hilarious and I don’t even know why. Please don't take offence. I just want to go through it almost sentence by sentence

Okay, so you’re quite withdrawn, socially awkward maybe?

Bit melodramatic like

I like astronomy

Another reference to Greek mythology…Do you play God of War? It’s brilliant!

You do like astronomy!

The apocalypse mixed in with Darth Vader, I like where this is going :)

You big homo sapien you! We’re all homo sapiens and we’re all gonna die!!

Race, face, brace, space, trace, grace and place. Are you from space perhaps? …An alien? If so, back into the atmosphere from whence you came!

You leave John Grisham out of this you purveyor of doom and destruction!