Something Happened

Every Sunday, people who work for the University of Idaho Argonaut have to go to a staff meeting. On weeks when classes are cancelled on Monday due to a holiday, the meeting is moved to that Monday instead of Sunday. So, today I went to one of the staff meetings. Everything was going fine, until.. Something happened.

Someone started talking to me. We were having a fairly dull conversation, until I noticed what he was wearing on his feet:



As soon as I saw those shoes, I lost all respect for this person. Anything that he said to me from that point forward meant nothing to me, as I tuned it out. I believe I walked away from him as soon as he made the point he was trying to make, without even saying anything back to him.

Why?

Just look at those shoes. Here's another picture of them in case you need further evidence as to why I walked away.



Just look at them. Look.

How can you respect someone who wears shoes in that style? How? What on Earth would possess you to wear something like that?

I saw this guy the other day, who was wearing black jeans, a black shirt, and a black leather jacket. I'm sure that he felt like Johnny-Cool-Guy, but he happened to be wearing a pair of those shoes in black. As soon as I saw that, Paris Hilton became cooler than that guy in my book.

I'm sorry if you think those shoes are nice, because they're not. I'm sure that I'm not alone in thinking that those shoes are the most hideous thing you could subject your feet to.

Please. If you have a pair, just stop it. Stop it before they destroy your soul.