Ten Bad Things to say on your Driving Test

By Xeno · Sep 18, 2010 · 998 · 20
  1. Reposted from my external blog.

    1. Tap out the Doctor Who theme on the steering wheel while waiting at traffic lights.
    2. Ask the Examiner if he’s been watching the latest series of Top Gear.
    3. Respond to all instructions with “Ay, Captain!” Scottish accent is optional.
    4. Say: “I’m sorry, I was beginning to enjoy myself” after taking a corner slightly too fast.
    5. Use checking over your left shoulder as an excuse to look at the examination paper.
    6. Get excited by a passing Aston Martin.
    7. Ask your examiner if he could tell you whether the text you just received was important.
    8. Observe that it doesn’t make sense for you to say “Ay, Captain” as technically, you’re in control of the situation.
    9. Ask your examiner if he knows how to powerslide.
    10. Thank your examiner for waking you up with the Emergency Stop.
    Remember, I do these things so that you don't have to. Please, don't try these at home.

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  1. Taylee91
    LOL! Xeno, that was too funny! Yeah, I'll be sure to say those things to my examiner on the 27th! :p (Love your Scottish accent strands by the way).
    Taylee91, Sep 18, 2010
  2. Pallas
    You forget to take the bump in the road with a vengeance, haha. Personally, I was always asking, "the right one is the brake right?"

    Great post.
    Pallas, Sep 18, 2010
  3. Speedy
    Why not turn up looking like the Stig!

    Has to be bonus points for that.
    Speedy, Sep 18, 2010
  4. Xeno
    Ah, didn't you hear? He's been fired. :D
    Xeno, Sep 19, 2010
  5. Xeno
    Also, I think I should mention that none of these are made up. And people wonder why it took me six tries. :p
    Xeno, Sep 19, 2010
  6. Taylee91
    Yes, completely! LOL! That would just be too funny :D Hee, hee. But then again, he might not get BBC on his telly. Poor bloke...
    Taylee91, Sep 19, 2010
  7. Eunoia
    Ah, this is hilarious. :p
    You didn't make this up? At least your driving tests are entertaining. Your examiners are so lucky.

    Also, I thought that Speedy meant Stig as in Stig of the dump, the caveman.. Stig from Top Gear makes a lot more sense.
    Eunoia, Sep 19, 2010
  8. Taylee91
    YESSS! We Love the Stig! Hee, hee :D
    Taylee91, Sep 19, 2010
  9. w176
    Oh. This left me smiling. Charming post.
    w176, Sep 19, 2010
  10. Xeno
    No, I didn't make this up. When I get nervous, I start making jokes or doing stupid things. :D

    These were all in one test. I failed it. :p
    Xeno, Sep 20, 2010
  11. Eunoia
    Sounds like you're similar to Chandler from 'Friends'. :p

    Oh, at least your test was entertaining even if you failed. :p
    Eunoia, Sep 20, 2010
  12. Speedy
    Xeno - That makes it more clear to turn up as the stig, if his been fired.

    OMG - Driving leasons FROM the Stig.

    He'd let you do burnouts and powerslides. It's not like he'll give you any negative comments.
    Speedy, Sep 21, 2010
  13. Speedy
    A tad of topic, but i'd pay someone to actually get a Stig suit (one that looks 100% the real deal) and find a spot on a nice busy street and stand there with an open case (for donations) and just do the crossed arm stance. You could even get someone else to act with you, and run a commentary on funny Stig pun's.

    Could even paint a sign

    *Will drive you insane - £5 for 15 minutes*
    Speedy, Sep 21, 2010
  14. Taylee91
    That's a pretty good idea. I'd Love to see that on YouTube.
    Taylee91, Sep 21, 2010
  15. Xeno
    Some say, he's out of a job. :D
    Xeno, Sep 22, 2010
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