Ten Bad Things to say on your Driving Test

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Reposted from my external blog.

  1. Tap out the Doctor Who theme on the steering wheel while waiting at traffic lights.
  2. Ask the Examiner if he’s been watching the latest series of Top Gear.
  3. Respond to all instructions with “Ay, Captain!” Scottish accent is optional.
  4. Say: “I’m sorry, I was beginning to enjoy myself” after taking a corner slightly too fast.
  5. Use checking over your left shoulder as an excuse to look at the examination paper.
  6. Get excited by a passing Aston Martin.
  7. Ask your examiner if he could tell you whether the text you just received was important.
  8. Observe that it doesn’t make sense for you to say “Ay, Captain” as technically, you’re in control of the situation.
  9. Ask your examiner if he knows how to powerslide.
  10. Thank your examiner for waking you up with the Emergency Stop.
Remember, I do these things so that you don't have to. Please, don't try these at home.
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