Little did I realize when I decided to grow my hair long that I would also be getting a new pet at the same time. I haven't got a name for him yet, but I am leaning towards Drainy.
He is my bathtub otter.
I have to image that anyone with long hair has their own little bathtub otter curled snugly around the drain in the tub. Their life cycle is short, but they grow with amazing speed. Every two or three days I find that a new little otter has grown into adulthood. Once they reach adult size I help them along in their migrational route from the bathtub to the toilet where they live out their days in the magical flowing streams of Flushland.
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