Trailer trash - transformers 3

By TheTomStrange · Feb 13, 2011 · ·
  1. Imagine a world where everyone is 26 or over. No censorship, alcahol for everybody, no school system propoganda and no Transformers films. We would call this land, Utopia.

    Ahh Utopia, how I dreamt of it when I watched the first Transformers film. A film where a US soldier runs up to an Iraqi child and together the fight a common enemy (a giant killer cyborg).

    TRANSFORMERS (Tom Strange draft)

    US SOLDIER: Hey Iraqi kid, help us kill this robot!

    IRAQ KID: No way man, you shot my parents in the face yesterday.

    US SOLDIER: I don't have to take that from you!

    Soldier shoots child. Audience laugh.

    The trailer for Transformers 3 is a genuine surprise, in that it seems to hint at an actual plot. Something about giant robots (or whatever the film calls them) hiding on the moon. This sequence will be played at the start of the film, then it'll be story-free business as usual for the next 8 million hours of machines blowing the **** out of each other robot orgy. Wouldn't you rather live in Utopia?

Comments

  1. jonathan hernandez13
    I used to think I was the only one who hated the first Transformers movie. And then they made a sequel that many people found so awful it actually insulted some of them. When I saw the trailer for this third movie, I metaphysically vomitted from my eyes.

    Not only would I rather live on utopia, I'd rather live alone stuck on an island with a bear with sharks for arms than watch this latest piece of Michael Bay garbage. Ugggghh...:mad:
  2. guamyankee
    You really only have yourself to blame for watching the trailer in the first place. Unless, of course, you were at a theater.
  3. Bay K.
    Ha ha ha! I didn't like the movie so much, myself. But, hey, it's a sci-fi flick. Let's enjoy it for what it's worth.
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