Will the gov't accept this disability?: How the internet destroyed my brain.

By cydney · Sep 11, 2016 · ·
  1. It didn't really but it's interesting to think about.

    Here's what I've learned.

    There are basically two polarized thinkers: those who think everything is a metaphor and then there are the cigar carrying ones. I mean what I say, say what I mean.

    The secret is somewhere in between, right?

    The metaphor-minds never understand the straight thinkers because they are always scratching their chins and thinking, hmmm...what did you REALLY mean by that?

    The cigar smokers are saying, I said it was cold outside. I didn't mean I never want to have sex again. Sheesh!

    So the truth is there are people in the internet world who won't understand each other, no matter what you do, no matter how long you stand on your head, wave flags, or whateverthehell...

    and never the twain shall meet.

    Is that clear enough?

Comments

  1. cydney
    I can't find the remote.

    Now, does that mean, I'm seriously tired of football

    or

    You'll have to bear with me a little longer?

    Oh wait. It could mean

    Your timing is impeccable.


    This is supposed to be funny. I hope it is. :)

    I'm trying to make my sentences longer and use less space. I don't think it's working.
  2. cydney
    I don't know how it turned into something else but it did.

    When I first discovered the internet all I wanted was a place to write and learn, engage in conversation, maybe have something to do when I was bored.

    Just like you. :)
  3. Link the Writer
    I don't think the government would consider this an actual disability. If there's nothing physically or mentally impeding you, you don't have a disability.
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  4. cydney
    Lol, of course not. I just wanted to write something funny. I use humor when I'm upset or trying to get my mind off something negative.

    It is amazing, though, what people will use as excuses for why they can't do this or that, or why they act the way they do.

    I hoped this would be light-hearted. Maybe not. :)

    Thanks for indulging me @Link the Writer . I always appreciate knowing someone is reading what I write, no matter what. Do you think I should change the title? I don't want anyone to think I'm serious.
  5. cydney
    I remember when I was little I would start laughing and couldn't stop. My daddy would say, "Is your giggle box turned upside down?". Then I would try to make a straight face and he would stick his finger in my ear and say, "Are you ear-itated?"
  6. cydney
    A Cigar is just....

    Extremely Tired & Weary

    The next time I buy a box
    of cigars, I'll buy two -
    a pink box for the baby girls
    and a blue box for the baby boys.

    As "I'm cryin' everyone's tears" plays in the background....
  7. cydney
    Paranoia

    I don't know if it's just me
    or if it's paranoia
    but You Tube on both laptops,
    my surface pro
    and my iPhone
    seems to know what music I like.
    And I don't use a Google
    or You Tube sign in!
    Maybe it just takes one time
    on You Tube to generate
    what music you 'like'.
    That would make sense.
  8. cydney
    I'm so confused half the time I don't know if we're talking about writing or something else.

    I don't ask for pity.

    Maybe just a little tolerance? :)
  9. cydney
    NO, I better not say it. But I sure wish I could. ;)
  10. cydney
    One and one half drinks

    I honestly didn't think the man was jealous.
    If I'd known that I'd acted differently.
    You know, I was thinkin'
    how can a man who hovers around other women
    all the time be jealous?
    Is that not logical?
    I was just tryin to find someone else
    who actually gave a damn
    about easing my heartache.

    So what don't you do that, m*therf*ucker.

    Thoughts in italics. :)
  11. cydney
    Ruthless Ridiculous Behavior

    What do you do,

    what do you think
    when you go to a website,
    look at the members online
    and more than half the members
    are the same person?
    Who in the hell
    can live with this kind of insanity?
    You tell me
    cause I don't know.
  12. cydney
    Twist-words (metaphors?)

    I keep trying to find an alternative to the internet but I'm like everyone else! For the moment, I have nothing better to do!

    Listen, I don't know what the problems are. But leave me out of them. I'm JUST HERE!
  13. cydney
    I need my Dad.
    I need to hold hands with my brother.
    Please help!

    :)
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