.wmv, je te déteste

You suck at a tectonic level.
You suck the fossils of dinosaurs clean out of their variegated rock strata.
You suck raw petroleum out of its veins.
You suck so hard that were your sucking power to be pointed into the sky you would perturb the orbit of the gas giant planets.
Your sucking would leave its mark on the oort cloud.
You work in none of my transcription/translation programs.
Handbrake and even Avidemux sneer at your inability to convert into other formats.
I try everything and either you convert with no audio or your audio is this heinous, high, jack-hammer drdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdr....

I am forced now to transcribe these "video" files sans transcription pedal.

Would that I were Tyler Durden, you would be Angel Face...