I don't even have curtains. I would never live in a house not painted a bright color.
^is very observant.
Haven't. I would never be caught wearing balloon pants.
How about Kleptomania? A personality disorder based on the "inability or great difficulty in resisting impulses of stealing". Then there's...
^has an interesting avatar.
Makes sure you have a good idea how he had his mind wiped. It's an important detail, and if there are going to be flashbacks than the whole mind...
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