Josh 'Jay' Malpass-clark

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Josh 'Jay' Malpass-clark

New Member, from Vagina, Kurganskaya Oblast', Russia, Russia

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    Location:
    Vagina, Kurganskaya Oblast', Russia, Russia
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    Ball, Basketball, Association football, Dwayne Wade, Being an Asshole, Freemasonry, F.C. United of Manchester, Mates are the ones u dont have to speak to everyday, who understand why u didnt take their advice and the ones who call u at 4am to let u know they are drunk. who tell u you are gorgeous even when ur crying and remind u that u can do better than the perso, Dear People, I'm not going to talk about boys. Or girls. Or Justin Bieber. Not even Black Ops. And heart breaks. You know what I'm going to talk about? Turtles. Because everyone loves turtles. Especially when they're awkward., Ladies Can You Explain This: I never understood how if a woman is in her pants and bra, it's not acceptable. But if she's in a bikini then its ok? I mean, whats the difference?, I'm 20 years old and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. i'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. i'd leave, but i ca, Dear Math, Stop asking me to find your x. She's not coming back. You're so annoying! Now we know why she left you in the first place. Sincerely, Students not Private Detectives. The LAD Bible "Jizz In My Pants", "First my monkey, now my hat. Could this day get any worse?", My uncle Roger said he once saw an albino polar bear., "I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude,u were in my fireplace yelling "Diagon Alley"' Drizzy Drake, RAH RAH AH AH AH RO MA RO MA MA GA GA OOH LA LA, Drake, Cant touch this!........except for you.. you can, Lets Play Titanic, When I Shout "ICEBERG!" You Go Down On Me., Hey Canada, Thanks For Drake, But Take That Bieber Kid Back., Lil Wayne, Kings Of Leon, Hip Hop but Im Starting to Like Everything, mixes & mashups, Gavin from autoglass is going to have a job on his hands now., Jumping on your mates back, pretending to be a bag, making bag noises, TO THE WINDOWWWWWWWWWWW TO THE WALL!!!