Lady Marmalade

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Lady Marmalade

Member, Female, 19, from Canada

I'm pretty sure my spirit animal is Snoopy. Loyal, Crazy, and a Wild Imagination. That's me XP Oct 26, 2015

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    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    Jan 24, 1997 (Age: 19)
    Location:
    Canada
    Occupation:
    Sass Master
    Favorite Writers:
    (Not in any particular order)
    Amy Reed
    Marie Lu
    Melissa Marr
    Wendy Mass
    Ally Carter
    Suzanne Collins
    Scott Westerfield
    Chuck Wendig
    John Green
    Gen Urobuchi
    Matt Stone and Trey Parker
    Craig Bartlett
    Monty Oum (RIP)
    (Probably going to add more later because these are just off the top of my head)
    Favorite Books:
    Clean by Amy Reed
    Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr
    Legend by Maire Lu
    Leap Day by Wendy Mass
    Uglies trilogy by Scott Westerfiled
    Heist Society by Ally Carter
    Double Dead by Chuck Wendig
    Fault in our Stars by John Green
    1st Hunger Games book by Suzanne Collins
    Favorite Quotes:
    "Glass half empty, glass half full. Well either way you won't be going thirsty" - King by Lauren Aquilina

    "Maybe we should embrace the "no's" in life because they make the "yes's" feel so good." - Philip DeFranco
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    Hey soul sista! :D
    The name's Marmalade, Lady Marmalade.

    I am here because I've secretly been ghosting around for months (boo! :ghost:) reading other writers thoughts and opinions on this lovely lil' site. I figured it was about time I make my own account and put my two cents in the discussion because PLOT TWIST I love writing and I want to learn more about it.

    Now I'm no stranger to writing, I took a high school course specifically about writing (called Writer's Craft) and got a nice fancy certificate for all my hard work. Don't worry I don't think I'm the best thing since sliced bread just because of that piece of paper. However that's my greatest writing achievement so far and I'm proud of it. I have been recognized for this witchcraft called "creative writing" which means there's still hope for me to expand and explore this fickle art of word weaving.

    Currently I'm very interested in the world of fantasy, but not the typical Tolkien-esque medieval romp through the forbidden forest. Nuh uh, I've got something a lil' different cooking up in the attic for me. No details I'm afraid but let's just say there aren't going to be any deus ex machina wizards to save the day, capiche? Also there's no elves... sorry they're too perfect for my taste, I mean have you ever seen an elf burp? HAVE YOU?! No I didn't think so. My guess is they're secretly robots, they have to be if they're so emotionally soulless and impossibly accurate with a bow and arrow. Have you ever shot one of those things? Yeah it's not as easy as it looks.

    Anyway that's all the time I have for now, I just free-styled this in a couple minutes because it's midnight and I'm going to be eaten alive if I stay up any later than that.

    Thanks for reading,
    ~ Lady Marmalade ~

    P.S Yes I'm prejudiced against elves but dwarves are the best. Have you seen them party? They're awesome! Sure they may be greedy but c'mon who doesn't love money?

    P.P.S If there's anyone out there who actually doesn't love money please donate all of it to me, I will take really good care of it for you... really I swear it'll be in good hands. :twisted:

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    "Glass half empty, glass half full. Well either way you won't be going thirsty" - King by Lauren Aquilina

    "Maybe we should embrace the "no's" in life because they make the "yes's" feel so good." - Philip DeFranco